Dead Pool [331]

Congratulations to Shit Cake Baker who correctly predicted the death of the legendary US standup comic and actor Bob Newhart who has died aged 94.

On to Deadpool 331

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Its first come forst serve and you can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who should be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your picks has already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

49 thoughts on “Dead Pool [331]

  1. Congratulations SCB.

    James Hewitt
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Sophia Loren
    Oprah Winfrey

      • Hey OC,

        I agree.

        She was reputedly sober for about a year and then was spotted walking the streets acting erratically and mumbling incoherently to herself which sparked rumors of her being back on the bottle or worse.

  2. Frederick Forsyth
    Erich von Däniken
    Christopher Lloyd
    Michael J Fox
    William Shatner

    • Pieman’s wig 1.n. An artificial hairpiece worn by a purveyor of pastry-enveloped foodstuffs.
      2.n. An untidy cunt-rug.
      Courtesy of Rogers profanisaurus
      Copyright © 2007.

  3. June Spencer (The Archers)
    Caren Marsh Doll
    Gene Shalit
    Richard Chamberlain
    Noddy Holder

  4. James Earl Jones
    June Lockhart
    Mel Brooks
    Dick Van Dyke
    Earl Holliman

    • Clint Eastwood
      Beast of Bolsover
      Eric Clapton
      Phil Collins
      Sheridan smith

  5. Esther Rantzen
    Don King
    David Daker (actor)
    Julie Goodyear
    Ratko Mladic

  6. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Eric Burdon Alan Price
    Georgie Fame
    Rod Argent

    • Eric Burdon Alan Price as one entry? Foul play. Ban the fellow from the Mess I say.

  7. Well done SCB

    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Julie Andrews
    Sandy Gall
    Alan Bennett

  8. Will you f*ckers stop nicking my regular noms
    ——————————–
    Virginnia Mckenna
    Roy Hattersley
    Cleo Laine
    Neil Kinnock
    David Icke

  9. The Dalai Lama
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eva Marie Saint

    Well struck Shit Cake.

  10. Harriet Harman
    Wayne Osmond
    Larry David
    Anthony Fauci
    Engelbert Humperdinck

  11. Richard O’Sullivan
    Tessa Wyatt
    Lisa Minelli
    Joe Biden
    Prunella Scales

    Congratulations, Shits.

  12. Eddie Stobart
    Alan Greenspan
    Eileen Derbyshire
    Nancy Olson
    Jean-Marine Le Pen

    Nice work Shit Cake.

  13. Sir Ian McKellen
    Phil Cool
    Jimmy cricket
    Jimmy Tarbuck
    Gazza

  14. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

  15. Klaus Schwab
    Michael Heselslime
    George Soros

    James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)

    Vince Cable
    Klaus Schwab

  16. Danny Devito
    Michael Douglas
    Sylvester Stallone
    Valerie Singleton
    Gloria Hunniford

  17. John Williams (Composer)
    James Galway
    Roger Whittacker
    Bill Oddie
    David Hockney

  18. Cliff ‘notorious k*ddie fiddler’ Richard
    John ‘Cliffy boys spunk Hoover’ McElynn
    Adam ‘shit cunt actor’ Woodyatt
    Danny ‘just a complete cunt’ Dyer
    Phil ‘I cannot close my fucking mouth’ McDadden

  19. Geoff Boycott
    Henry Blofeld
    Harold Dickie Bird ‘Howwzzzaaatttt’
    Billy Fucking Bragg
    Sandi Tosvikg

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