ITV has never had the best football coverage but this tournament it’s gone too far. Not only are there lots of box ticking racists as pundits (looking at you Aluko), ITV have decided to employ this Yank coloured woman to explain the referees decisions during the commentary.
Do viewers in this country really need to be explained the rules by some box ticking exercise of a yank? Not only does she possess one of the most irritating accents and voices I have ever heard. She just routinely backs up the referees decisions even when it’s pretty clear they have got it wrong.
I miss the days of David Coleman and Brian Moore.
Nominated by : Laughing Gravy
Womens football ….💩
Women commentators….💩
and anyway surely it’s the man from unkel 😁
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does she fart to the star spangled banner? morning cunters
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American wimminz are becoming a BBC feature. Each morning on Wireless 4 in the “Daily Briefing” programme (0530-0545) a nagging American woman reads the business news. There is Alex Gratoski(?) whining on about “The Digital Human” and numerous American female “academics” on Today, which I have ceased listening tio. I have got nothing against Americans or their women, but do we really need them holding forth on the British Broadcasting Corporation.
By the by, I hope Kweer takes the hint and retires soon like poor old Joe Biden. 20 years younger than Joe, the silly old bugger is clearly losing his marbles already. Tearing up trades unions laws, employing buck n*gger Lammy as Foreign Secretary, (known affectionately as “Tank” to the rest of the cabinet) having that trollop Rayner as his deputy and mini-Cooper as Home secretary proves he is far gone in senility. He has even dragged that old woman Alan Milburn back, and he was put out to pasture 14 years ago.
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the Guardian has lots of yanks writing for it as weĺll. It’s because Yankland has gone super-woke. Look at the cunts” photos and you can tell they were born without a sense of humour., forced to take piano lessons as a child. Perma-offended, trout-lipped, pretentious Manhattanite cunts in oversized hipster glasses.
The BBC also endlessly promote that fish-faced Canadian cunt, Katherine Ryan, who only ever seems to belittle other (male) panellists rather thn being funny.
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only Good thing about Katherine Ryan is her massive knockers,
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They are amazing, Sid. But I would still like to put her across my knee.
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I fucking hate that unfunny cunt .
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I have heard the Yank bitch.
She was explaining the ref’s decisions during the men’s Euros.
What fucking experience would she have of top class football?
She and all of the women pundits can fuck right off.
And the token níg nógs.
And Gary fucking Neville.
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Never heard of her.
Is she Kamala Harris moonlighting?
No? Ah well, they all look the same to me.
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Football is garbage nowadays.
I used to like to go to the match, 3 o’ clock on a Saturday, not anytime, any day. I went partly to see ans support my team, and partly to escape the wife and the madness of the world for just 90 minutes.
Now that is not possible. One is bombarded with bullshit, either from the tv or at the match. Black armbands for who knows who at every turn; kneeling for drug addicted criminals; rainbow laces; HIV awareness; anti racism, all sorts of shit, it’s relentless. The cost of a ticket is ridiculous, a replica shirt outrageous. Like pretty much everything else in the UK now, football is ruined.
Women should be allowed to embarrass themselves by playing in and commentating on matches, of course, just don’t interfere with the men’s game.
Of course, American women should not be allowed. Into the country.
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Good Morning Termajin
I once googled Lesbian football clubs and there came up a website which detailed the leading lesbian women’s teams in the country. Apparently Liverpool is the least lesbian team with only 62% of their players drinking from the furry cup, play golf, wear comfortable shoes etc.
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YNWA alone Wanksock.
(You’ll never wank alone)
Afternoon to you sir.
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Neat,
You go girl!
Soccer is awesome!
Soon be as popular here in the states as rounders and puffs rugby.
Awesome, just awesome,you know? Like yeah?
Have a nice day 😎
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Sorry Mis’ but having played both during his time. Martin Johnson himself would likely take you aside and explain why American football is so different to rugby (Union and League) and uses extra gear.
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Is it because the Americans are big girls blouses, or maybe they have such small dicks they try to compensate by dressing up like a roman gladiator?
The Chigago Bulls once challenged the England Rugby team to ‘come and have a go, if you think you’re hard enough”. England team accepted, on the condition no helmets or shoulder pads. The Bulls declined.
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More like some horse shit for the garden, Mis.
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Two women talking on the pitch at half time wondering aloud if and when Gareth will make his substitutions when they should be talking about where they got their hair done.
Then back to the studio to listen to that fucking plank Ian Wright telling us England are great.
FUCK OFF!
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Ian wright, bag o shite
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As far as this sort of shit goes it’s nothing compared to the line up of rug munchers, ethnics and other assorted creeps that the BBC has put together in its effort to win Olympic Box Ticking gold in Paris. Claire Balding not only ticks boxes….
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she licks then too, tonsils deep
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The face that sunk a thousand ships
(allegedly). I cannot stand her condecending attitude.
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Women’s football is hopeless.
It has always been hopeless and it always will be.
I think that I’m right that a girl can play in a men’s professional team in England up to the age of 18.
Where the fuck are all these budding superstars then?
No team will sign up a woman, even on a short contract.
That’s because they are shit.
There are plenty of young boys under the age of 18 playing top level football.
Yamal was only 16 at the start of the Euros.
He was signed up for Barcelona when he was just 7.
The women footballers want equal pay.
They already get far more than male footballers who are much better and play for minor league teams.
It doesn’t matter how much they try to ram women’s football down our throats.
The women pundits, interviewers and rules officials.
And it doesn’t matter how the TV stations try to trick people into watching women’s football by not listing a game as being woman’s.
Football is a game for men.
Sometimes póófy, sissy men.
Like that preening cunt Ronaldo.
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If there is such a thing as top class women’s football then it will be played by the Barcelona women’s squad.
That’s where all the women Balón d’Or winners come from.
They play their home games at The Johan Cruff Stadium and despite having a capacity of just 6.000 and tickets costing just 10 euros, they have never sold it out.
They have played in front of bigger crowds for European away games, but as most of the tickets are given away then these games are hardly ‘sell outs’.
That is the highest level of ability and experience that women’s football has to offer.
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Yes, by not labelling the club women’s sides properly, they are admitting they have no confidence in the sport.
The media is full of thick cunts these days.
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Cricket is just the same, I use to love Test Match Special during the summer, now I can hardly bear to put it on.
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So did I, Wanksock. I’d line up TMS inSync with the TV coverage, regardless of the status of play.
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The bowler’s Holding, the batman’s Willey.
classic stuff
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Wendyball.
It’s like football, but for women.
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It’s a funny old game.
Morning all.
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Afternoon to you Ron
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but …but…. the BBC showed the Nou Camp ‘full’ for a woman’s game once. They claimed it broke the world record attendance for a women’s match (it didn’t – Denmark vs Mexico at the Azteca in 1971 still holds the record))
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You have to admit CP that women goalkeepers are fcking hilarious. It’s worth watching a women’s match for the comedy value alone.
Still better than Jim Leighton or Alan Rough though, eh?
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The record attendance for a women’s game of football anywhere, would have been during the last war, when men were glad to watch anyone kick a ball around. Even amused at dogs nosing a ball around on the beach and also local parks.
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Thank you lads for explaining all these amusing anecdotes I’ve avoided for years and it appears to be getting worse, with hamshanklanders who still don’t know their arse from the elbow they should be given, for talking utter shite.
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She was shit! But in her favour she’s highly qualified to become president apparently.
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You do have to hand it to the yanks where comedy is concerned, with their two famous comedians Humphrey Gocart and James Cagney, in film noir from the 40s & 50s.
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The same goes for the cricket too. Thoroughly enjoyed the recent couple of Test Matches which England walloped the laid-back West Indies.
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It should be allowed if they are stark bollock naked.
Good morning.
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Morning DCI.
Nice to see you’re still around.
Morning Unk.
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For my particular taste, Uncle Terry. I’d prefer a basque with fishnet tights and crotchless knickers.
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To be honest, having only followed football for sixty odd years, I really need her to come along and explain things like the offside rule to me. I’ve never really been able to grasp how it works.
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I knew my current wife was a bit of alright when, after being together only a couple of weeks, she could perfectly correctly explain the offside rule, including the ‘second phase’ bullshit.
Almost as good as a bloke really, dear little thing.
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Its official. Footballs are coming out on strike for not being kicked properly by the ladies. No, that’s silly. They’re going to have a handbag fight instead.
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I remember when the previous England women’s manager stated that Lucy Bronze was the best fullback in the world, men and women 😂
Nothing against women in football, when it’s the women’s game, there is a lass who plays for Barcelona who has all the skills, she could dribble my jizz down her chin anytime 😉
Why the fuck do we need some cunt (yank woman) to explain VAR, but better than some of the pundits talking absolute bollocks
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Yeah i’m sure she’s up their with Paolo Maldini, Ze Roberto, Roberto Carlos and Ashley Cole.
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Ashley fucking Cole what a cunt.
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Cashley?
He was a good full back to be fair.
Definitely an arrogant little cunt but then again that’s par for the course with most modern day footballers.
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Oh for the days of Lynam and Hill in the studio with Davies and Brooking on commentary.
Anybody got a time machine?
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I used to like David Icke before he got demon possessed.
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Hi Sick of it,
You’ve just reminded me of what hedgehogs do before mating, with the male running rings round the the female.
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Actually, I thought it was quite helpful when it came to the more marginal decisions
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Would not watch the dykes on spikes if you paid me.
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