The loons at The Met Office claim Spring 2024 was the hottest on record with a mean temp of 9.37c.
9.37c is cold. This spring was wet and cold, are they fecking mad?What kind of number wang is this?!
And drum roll…they blame climate change.
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Then why am I still wearing my winter clothes?
The Met Office is staffed by idiots.
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That’s not because of the weather Jeezum. It’s ‘cos you’re losing your mind.
Merry Christmas all.
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😄👍
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Ho Ho Ho!🎄
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Not strictly idiots, just plain liars. Like all in ‘official’ capacity.
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Spot on. A number wang from dangerous loon propagandists!
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I expect this is the hottest June in four and a half billion years, which is why I’m currently wearing 4 layers. All because there’s a bit more CO2 in the atmosphere (though a lot less than there has been at other times in Earth’s existence).
I’d sooner believe a fairy story than anything the Met Office says.
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it has pissed down almost non stop since mid March.
The gulfstream is staying firmly south of the UK, meaning we are trapped in a cold air zone blowing down from the north.
I blame Brexit, racism and transphobia.
At least that’s what the BBC told me to believe.
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Blah blah blah climate change…blah blah blah man made…blah blah blah hottest ever…
This shit never ends. So-called scientists have only been keeping “accurate” temperature records since the 1880s. That’s less than 150 years. And from that they make sweeping statements about historical weather patterns.
Here’s a sweeping statement…put them all in the hottest oven ever and we’ll have the quietest summer ever.
How should I put a Septic spin on the saying?
Get to fucking fuck Motherfuckers
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It’s even worse than that General.
The Met Office makes retrospective ‘adjustments’ to historical data which show, guess what, that temperatures are on an upward curve. Well I never.
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GenC,
You nailed it with the science perfectly with the ‘bla bla blah blah’. (sic)
And that final crescendo reminds me of Goodfellas.
Fuck the weather you fuckin’ fuck.
😎
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“Diversity is our strength”
“Safe and effective”
“Far Right”
“That was the warmest (insert month of choice) since records began”
Good Morning.
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You need to get up to date with the language of climate catastrophe Herman.
‘It was the hottest…….’
‘Warmest’ doesn’t work any more.
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The met office, the met police and the met museum of art, all run by useless cunts..
Time to burn more cars tyres, me thinks..
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mdf is great in the log burner due to all the synthetic resin in it.
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oh, and waste engine oil from the old girl merc estate.
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The wife’s brother heats his house with used chip fat.
His street smells like Papas in Cleethorpes.
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It’s raining it’s pouring the old man’s snoring…..that’s what I do when I look out the window ….they are just arsewipes, unfortunately there are just as many arsewipes who believe them….☔⛈️🌬️🌨️🖕
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You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
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It’s been overcast here for months. The only few days of actual heat were during that geo-magnetic storm which caused aurora borialis to be seen further south than the North Pole.
Because these calculations are based on averages, I bet all of those coronal mass ejections bumped up the average considerably…. that and they probably used temperature monitoring devices situated on the hot tarmac of a busy Heathrow runway as the cheating bastards did a couple of years ago.
Cunts.
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It’s a grift.
As for the aurora, I walked into the garden naked to see it after getting a late night text. I hope I don’t get an irradiated knob from the Sun’s flatulence.
Doctor: ‘i meant to ask; did you look at the aurora while you had your cock out?’
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It’s touching 10C out there this morning. When will this hell end?
All down to the Israelis. I think that’s what Greta says.
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As irritating as these cunts and the shit weather can be, there’s a certain enjoyment to be had as you watch Mother Nature refuse to go along with their computer models.
Look on in astonishment as ‘experts’ contradict themselves and turn scientific theory on its head.
You know they’re gradually losing this argument, because they’ve suddenly started giving it the ‘below/above average for this time of year’ bollocks without offering any evidence of what the average actually is.
But then again, it can be whatever they want it to be.
They’re the ‘experts’.
And to think we pay for this shit.
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And more to the point FMC, we have known for a long time they are losing the argument, but these days, THEY know they are losing the argument. That is why there is such a marked change in the way they ‘report facts’. I suspect all the expert paleoclimatologists and experts at NOAA and all the way down to the Met Office, are these days spending their time conjuring up their excuses as to why they have been talking a load of bollocks.
The BBC (and most of the MSM) will of course say “it’s not our fault we’ve been talking a load of old shit – that’s what the experts told us!”. Because very soon, even if it’s brought about by seismic changes in political reasoning, they are going to have to own up to the fact that we are not heading for a climate doomsday.
“You can fool some of the people …..etc”
AGW will disappear up its own ass – just like Covid did.
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Trust the science.
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Apparently the lying cunts use data from 1960 onwards,so from around 1960 to the mid 70s there were very cold temperatures right into the summer months…at the time there was genuine debate about a new “mini Ice Age” starting..
So using that data any fucking month is warmer thus proving their “science” must be true.
That these cunts back an ideology based on lies instead of forecasting the weather is offensive..and totalitarian propaganda.
No thank you.
Oven.
Good morning.
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A few years ago, some ‘expert’ mentioned that the Thames used to freeze over in London, offering that as some kind of evidence on climate change.
The fact that the demolition of the old London Bridge and the construction of the Embankment speeded the flow of the river, thus putting and end to freezing over, never entered his indoctrinated head.
Until someone pointed it out.
What a cunt!
Morning UT.
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The weather will be much better when Starmer and his bunch of faggots get into power. His dad was a toolmaker, you know. Oh – and he used to be Director of Public Prosecutions.
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his dad was certainly responsible for making one massive tool, that’s for sure.
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Also he was ashamed to bring ‘mates’ home because they had frayed carpets and broken windows.
Hmmm… really? 🤔
Morning all.
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Was that the scullery maid’s quarters ?
His dad managed a factory that had toolmakers.
My grandfather was a toolmaker – he stood at a lathe turning components in 10 hr shifts.
If my Uncle goes into his garden and puts out his barbeque with the garden hose, does that make him a fireman ?
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One thing is for certain, next year will be the “boilingest yet” according to a trans twat spokesperson named Flick who is employed by the Met Office because of his special qualifications – not male or female, likes yogurt and plant burgers, loves immies, lives with its mum, and thinks Trump is guilty.
Good morning, everyone.
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It’s June and it’s still cold and wet….🌧️
Global warming my arse….!
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I’m really enjoying summer upto now.
Fresh light winds, nice cooling rain, lovely grey skies.
Oh well, soon be Christmas 🎄
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Problem with meteorologists is like other eggheads and geeks they rarely wander outdoors.
They lock themselves in the bedroom, dark , musty smelling,
What you doing in there?
“Nothing!! Don’t come in!!
I’m eh…eh…um looking at pictures of cumbulus nimbus!!”
Sure.
Want to know about the weather?
1) go outside
2) look up.
Solved.
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I bet there are a load of crusty socks and used tissues in the bracknell offices.
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Completely off topic
Yesterday I was walking my dog on this footpath and to the side of me was a sign.
“Private property
Trespassing prohibited”
So we went that way.
It was a farmers meadow,
As we’re walking along a fuckin massive deer came flying out the woods and bounded across our path and across the meadow.
Beautiful it was.
Bet meteorological twats never see deer?
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I had one do that. Across my car bonnet.
I was driving my fiesta back then.
It laughed.
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so, they can measure temperature down to d decimal points – that’s 100th of a degree. FFs, I be surprised if you can get the same reading to 1 significant figure even if two stations are next to each other. Fucking idiots.
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It’s been sweltering here recently, why do think umbrella enthusiast michael mosley jetting off the temperate climate of Greece..
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Yes, I’ve been in shorts and t-shirt for months now.
But that’s normal.
Perfect summer for me,
Not like the surface of the sun,
Just right.
Too warm for a shirt
But cool enough to stop pensioners loitering on benches.
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Oi, cut out the piss taking of pensioners you!
I’m offended.
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I’m sincerely sorry my dear fellow,
No offence meant,
Put your teeth in and enjoy some Werthers Originals and send me the invoice.
Better? 😂
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Pensioners don’t loiter, we observe and marvel at the fact that we can do whatever the fuck we want, with no jumped up little turd telling you you’ve had to long for your brew, or asking the same little turd can I book a week in July for my holiday…..
Retirement, especially early is fucking great…!
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‘We can do whatever the fuck we want…’
You’re obviously not married Arch.
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I am, mostly what I want…😂
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Where’s that other pensioner Jack the Cunter?
Either down the Darby and Joan club or swanning around in his campervan looking at scenic wonders of the British isles?
He really does have the life of Riley.
No consideration for those poor millennials struggling to make ends meet.
A tearoom tyrant if ever there was one…
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You can’t call me a pensioner Mis, I’ve gone past that stage and just hanging on for dear life.
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They all met at the office and agreed to stick to the same story that it was fucking boiling hot. We didn’t get piss wet through, it was sweat due to the fault of wearing too many clothes.
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The Daily Sceptic cit the Met Office a fresh new arsehole a few days ago. Worth a read.
Some of the weather stations, that deliver numbers, used to be in the countryside. Now, due to urban sprawl, the stations are now in suburbia. No real surprise that it’s warmer.
There’s even a case where a weather station has been surrounded by a newly built solar farm. Also nice and cosy.
Their ‘numbers’ may be up but when you move both the start-line and the finish-line the result is questionable.
Stewards enquiry.
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*cut*
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I’ll have a look at that MCC, cheers.
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I believe that the global warming storytellers at the Met Office used 5 different types of weather stations. They used cat 4 and 5, the most unreliable, for their latest tale.
They also said the temperatures were so high (!) because of cloud cover and the night temperatures weren’t as low as normal.
Keep the heating on
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It’s going to rain, a few showers, sunny spells, low pressure, high pressure, winds from the north, south, west, east, dry spell, high temperatures and the odd storm.
That’s all they have to fucking think about, banging on about climate change due to CO2 is completely fucking pointless, all it does is get the Just stop mob all worked up.
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Trying to flog climate change to the British is like trying to flog sand in a desert. We have a changeable climate, lots of parts of these isles have there own microclimate.
We know climate changes, naturally. The planet as a whole is subject to constant climate change. The solar cycles of course have nothing to do with it , that’s crazy talk.
How did humanity cause the last ice age and who do we need to pay damages too?
Still luckily we have science to help us out, pumping shit into the atmosphere or Mr Burns otherwise known as Bill Gates offering to block out the sun. The answer to man made climate change is man changing the climate…..,makes perfect sense.
Where was the man made climate change when the Romans had vin yards in Yorkshire? Look at any met office forecast and it changes over the course of a day but these cunts can predict what’s going to happen in 50 years?
The problem is always sold with fear and the solution is always more control.
Covid for example, the solution was more control whilst the fear peddler’s partied and abandoned masks in private.
Coincidentally Bill Gates is the biggest funder of the WHO directly and indirectly. At least Dr Evil had a qualification.
Meanwhile Gore and Obama but beach front properties in area they told the world would soon be underwater.
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We all will appear to be telling lies due to living in different parts of the world. Just thought I’d let the meteorological office know I’m stating the bleeding obvious.
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Make of this what you will
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CX6pzzoACwc&t=0s
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They were at it in Vietnam (op-popeye) imagine how advanced the tech is now ?
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Georgie Palmer has forecast light peanut showers, some extra salty, turning to thundery pecans by the afternoon with an outside chance of anaphylactic shock.
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The claim that spring 2024 is the hottest on record is such a stupid thing to say, I can only conclude it was deliberately issued by climate change deniers.
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Downpours of walnuts and pistachios likely.
Take an umbrella and a syringe of hydrocortisone with you.
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I’m glad our climate in the British Isles changes regularly, otherwise we would get bored. Everyone is different, depending on where you live. We from the North County will be used to cold weather and stay the same regardless of a hundred miles move further south. Think of the poor Australians, who would love to put boiling hot custard on their Christmas pudding, but they don’t due to passing out after blowing on a spoonful for half an hour.
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That blonde old chirpy scotch bint with the big tits on the BBC gets right on my nerves.
I’m fucking glad I’m not contributing to her inflated pay packets…!
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She’s the only reason I used to watch BBC breakfast.
Ten years ago. Now, not so much.
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