‘Tempest’; Pronoun Nutter

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There I was, not long out of hospital, sore waterworks, feet up on the settee, feeling sorry for myself.

Then my day was brightened when I came across ‘Tempest’ (pronouns ‘xe/xem, they/them’), all blue hair and narcissistic attitude. ‘My name is Tempest’ it smirks, ‘and if you don’t want me to step on your toes, move your fucking feet’.

Holy shit. To quote John Wayne in ‘Big Jake’; ‘ya got me scared!’. Just what this ludicrous twat, and thousands of others like it, hope to gain by posting this silly passive/aggressive nonsense all over soshull meeja is anybody’s guess. They just make themselves look ridiculous, the up-their-own-arses idiots.

Still, at least they give the rest of us the chance to take the piss and have a laugh. Go on; it made me feel better, it’ll do the same for you.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

91 thoughts on “‘Tempest’; Pronoun Nutter”

  1. Morning RK/all.
    When I first read that, I assumed that it was your healthcare assistant or some such!
    When the great reset comes in 5 years or so, I’m looking forward to having all the “guest” rooms (cells) in my romance dungeon populated by worthless oxygen thieves like this pathetic creature.

    • I reckon they’ll be good as foodstuffs…they look all soft and fleshy, like a veal calf.
      My crockpot will always be brimming!

  2. My name is Pooter, and if you don’t want me to slice your fucking face to ribbons, fuck off and be a cunt somewhere else.

  4. Just go the whole hog with their shite. See how long it takes before they realise you’re taking the piss.

  5. Yes, fucking hilarious! There are slugs in our garden who are more self-aware.

    Hope you feel better soon Ron.

    • Cheers arfur.

      It’s been a pretty miserable three and a bit weeks since the op I must confess, but in the last couple of days I feel as though I’ve just turned the corner. The consultant said six to seven weeks recovery time; starting to feel as if that’s about right.

      • Hope you are making a decent recovery Ron, these things take time and patience. Bloody frustrating.

        Meanwhile there is an easy answer for Tempest, kick her in the cunt.

      • Thanks CP.

        Yeah I’m still mincing about like Elton John’s houseboy, but walking a bit more each day and looking forward to enjoying a pain free piss again!

  7. How old is they/them? 8 or 9?
    Its adult teeth haven’t all come through yet.
    It needs its bottom smacked.

  8. Glad you’re feeling better, Ron. You must be, for using the classier term “came across” when sneaking a crafty wank.

      • I rarely bother these days at my age. It just trickles out and short lived.

        Thanks for the latest news on your health, Ron.

  9. ‘My name is Tempest’. Lol.

    I bet it’s real name is something like Janice (or maybe Nigel).

    Morning all.

  12. Speaking of Tempests, its 15C here today, rain expected this afternoon.

    Ah well, that’s climate collapse over for another summer I suppose.

  13. The boomers raised millennials to be soft, and now the millennials raise shits like this thing.
    Never told ‘no’ in their lives, every whim and mania catered for by social media and sites like Tumblr.

    Beyond fucked.

  14. Sounds brave and talks like a real fighter.

    Pisses itself and curls up into a ball screaming if someone walks past its window in a MAGA hat.

    Cunt!

  15. Ron, did you leave hospital at the same time as “horse face.” Otherwise she could’ve given you a ride home.

  16. Just seen an article on the BBC News website. Farage’s Reform UK is under fire as one of its members was recorded saying this…

    “ One man linked to the party appears to make homophobic comments, describing a Pride flag on a police car as a “degenerate flag”.
    “What are the old bill doing promoting that crap?” he asks the group.
    He repeatedly suggests members of the LGBT+ community are paedophiles and criticises police attending Pride.”

    I’m not a political person, all liars if you ask me, but where in that quote are the lies? What the man said was 100 percent factual. Why present a man telling the truth as some kind of criminal? The fact is the truth is becoming illegal if it doesn’t fit the far left agenda. A middle aged hairy arsed pervert can present himself as a woman and we must take that lie as fact, but if you tell the real truth, you get pilloried, or worse.

    Worrying times.

  17. Hope you get better soon Ron. There’s loads of these ludicrous creatures out there to give you a laugh. And they think we’re the weird ones!

  19. These sad twats know they’re in the wrong. Its reassurance for what they’ve become. The strong willed cope much better, similar to the the older brigade when such things were illegal.

  20. Tik twat is something that should be ignored, poor Tempest is crying out for attention, just like you Ron, the wife must be ashamed 😂

  21. Tempest? My fucking cat is more self aware than that. Give it a punch and off to Thomas’s bridal dungeon.
    Note to Thomas get it checked out for social diseases first before making her one of your brides.

  22. Tempest eh! well you’d better stay away from captain Troy, commander of STINGRAY, anything can happen in the next half hour especially if aqua Maria gets her gander up and wipes that smirk of your dial 😏….fight! fight!

      • In the good old days of Queen Victoria, cunts like this were either in fairground side shows or in Bedlam. And that’s where they should be now.

      • A lad in our old street actually fancied Marina from Stingray.
        He was only 12 at the time, but he always was a bit of a weird cunt. Probably stil is.🤣

  23. I blame the late Queen.
    She started all this pronouns shite by referring to herself as “we”.
    As did Thatcher.
    Thankfully I have not encountered any of these deviants,
    But if I do I will use the same pronouns I use for noisy East Europeans:
    “fuck off cunt”

  24. I’m not the only one who had an overwhelming urge to clip the daft twat round the ear, am I?

  25. Move your fucking feet . Needs a a boot in his cunt.them ,they , it , that or whatever other fucking pro noun it is today

  26. I sure some of these annoying cunts must’ve been murdered on occasions, similar to years back. There’s bound to be another Dennis Nilsen on the prowl. If not, there ought to be.

  29. Troy tempest has probably been at glasto for the last couple of days. With all the other blue haired, Palestine flags shaggers..

    Here hoping a couple of thousand dinghy rats kick some fences down and rob the guardian reading cunts blind..

    No borders, no fences.. oops..

    • I would give ‘Tempest’🤣🤣🤣 to her friends in Hamas.
      With any luck, they would roger her to death and then eat her.

      • Nah, just straight to the top of the nearest tall building and a one way flying lesson.

        Mind you, there probably isn’t a building hight than half the first floor in Gaza right now.

  30. And you just know this creature is vegan.
    Other cast iron certainties about ‘Tempest’🤣

    It frigs itself silly to Readers Wives.

    It’s such a psycho, even an offer a cuppa can end badly.

    It listens to dyke rock like Sleater Kinney.

    It thinks Stephen Colbert isfunny.

    • ‘It frigs itself silly to Readers’ Wives’.

      Well to be fair,we’ve all been there.

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