Luke Fox

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This 24 year old was recently convicted of sexual assault and rape of two young females.

Admittedly, the young ladies were somewhat ‘refreshed’ after a boozy session, and were both asleep.
Not that this, in any way, excuses Mr. Fox. As both young ladies were obviously incapable of consenting, he should have kept it zipped.

That’s not what this nom is about.
Mr. Fox defense was he suffers from sexsomnia!

Eh? Thats got to be made up, JP, I thought.

Well, no. A few minutes consult with Aunty Google will inform you that it’s a real condition, like sleep walking, but with sex involved. I’d attach a link, but Google it because WordPress doesn’t like it if you try more than one link.

Liverpool Echo Link. Laaa.

Didn’t do him any good, he got 10 years.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

61 thoughts on “Luke Fox”

    • Luke should be made to explain his sexsomnia to the girls fathers.

      In a room without cameras.
      Or panic button.

      He’s got suspiciously long hair and soft ladylike features?

      Let’s hope his cell mate doesn’t also suffer from sexsomnia!!

      His arse like badly peeled blood orange

      • He’s going to get a regular Lubbocking and no mistake.
        By Christmas, he’ll be able to accommodate a standard-sized motorway traffic cone.

      • Dunno about you Thomas,
        But I’m ashamed to be on the same sex offenders register as Luke Fox.

        I consider myself romantically challenged

      • I’m out and proud!
        I’m a member of P̶I̶E̶ MIE:
        Murderers Information Exchange.

    • Ahh dear dear Fred. Such wonderful fond memories he left us with.
      There’ll never be another.

      • I’m doing my best, SH!
        There’s only so many runaways I can bump off per month.

      • and only so many chest freezers you can keep running in the ‘dairy’.

  2. Should of played the scouse victim card instead of the Bullshit rape-walking line..

  3. He’ll get plenty of sex inside hopefully, probably won’t be asleep when it happens.

  4. Just looking at the header pic I could of told you the little perv was a student.

    He’s a member of some student activist groups.

    Upskirting for Palestine
    Just stop complaining
    Tits out for Gaza
    Grope not Hate

    • If he was iinvolved with TOFG, I would’ve seen him. I’m the chairman.

  5. Hope the cunt gets fucked till he can’t sit down and then jugged fucking evil cunt!

  6. I suppose you married men realise by now that your wife’s can have you up (pardon the pen) for rape when slipping them a length whilst they’re asleep.

  9. He should have said ‘when I asked if I could slip it in she said yes but don’t wake me up’

  12. Angela Rayner said could you please send her his name and address and she will send him some Horlicks and sleeping tablets – she hasn’t had it for weeks now.

    • Off topic

      Rishi Suntan on the online news saying how he didn’t have Sky TV growing up!😳

      I never knew hed suffered such gruelling poverty.
      If must of been horrendous?

      You think ” oh him and his missus Dot are worth £651million”

      You don’t realise he’s grown up deprived.

      When me mam gave me liver and onions for tea and I wanted Birdseye beefburgers,
      She should of said

      ” You spoilt little twat!
      That poor Rishi up the road doesn’t even have Sky TV!”

      Although we didn’t either.

      • Birdseye beefburgers every time.
        Somehow other beefburgers don’t taste quite the same.

      • Fucking hell Mis if that older kid had dark hair they could pass for Me and me brother back then.
        Perhaps they still could if they’re both a pair of bald cunts.

      • Jacob Rees Mogg didn’t have his newspapers ironed until the age of twelve.

      • Anyone else suffer the disgrace of having to eat ‘vegetable roll’?

        This was basically all sort of shite contained in a plastic roll. Cut to length, put under grill, burn down house.

        Burnt plastic kaka for dinner, yummy.

  13. The Cunt would wake up on the steps to the gallows I dare say.

    Flay the wretch then hang it.

    Courts?

    Defence barrister?

    Sexsomnia?

    Fuck Off.

  14. That Ed Davey sees himself as a bit of a Bear Grylls type daredevil.
    Rollercoasters, funfares , jumping/falling in water.

    Do anything for your vote.

    I’m not impressed.

    Unless they jump 10 London buses on a motorcycle I don’t even look.

    Let’s hope Kier Starmer gets in on the action?

    Sat in a sidecar while Ed revs up his bike.

    Like George and Mildred

    • I would like to see ed davey run a gauntlet of sub postmasters armed with bricks..

    • That reminds me of a joke from school, MNC…
      Who tried to jump over 10 nıg-nọgs with a steamroller?
      Ku Klux Knieval!

      • We had one too.

        What do you get if you add Mr Swartz (a history teacher), Andy Arnold (a kid from school) and Duane Charles ( a black kid from school)?

        Arnold Swartzn*gger.

      • Ho ho, did he also get ordered to stick paper oblongs on his teeth so you could called him Duane Dibley?

      • Weren’t you voted ‘Most likely to have a corpse under the patio’ at school Cunt Engine?

    • Giving the vote to 16 and 17 years olds in their manifesto is enough for me to confirm they are cunts.

      16 and 17 year olds I come across are generally useless cunts….giving them the vote is like giving a toddler a loaded 12 bore.

      • Old enough to vote but won’t be allowed to buy a red bull on the way to the polling station 😂

  15. Any cunters caught in an act of onanism should remember this and state a case of wanknomina.

  16. Fuck me not a peaceful taking advantage of boozed up girls. He will be well happy with his soap on a rope issue. But as others have mentioned he is a pretty boy ad hopefully will be buggered senseless, horrible little shite

  17. Let him suffer. It’s not far removed from necro. Fucking deviant.
    Now then, now then, Stoke Mandeville etc.

  18. It’s Colin Farrell ffs not 👀🦊

    I also must:
    a) Learn how to sleep
    b) Sleep with someone

    Then I’m gonna try it out. Sleep ninja 🥷🏿

      • Remember the short-lived ‘craze’ of đwārf tossing?
        I’d like to have a very tall woman who looked like Herman Munster wearing Lily Munster’s clothes toss stumpy swimmer Ellie Simmonds onto my waiting knob and have her slide down it, spinning around like a hoop-la at the fairground as she descends.

      • 😂😂 hehehe.

        Dwārf tossing was sport at its finest.

        I’d also like to hunt Warwick Davis with dogs.

      • Antibiotics, inner ear infections are awful.

        You feel sick, because your balance is affected. It’s like being on the Waltzer, that keeps stopping and starting.
        You can’t eat, your head spins even lying down.

        I just started to feel half human again, yesterday. I’m much improved today.

        Thanks for asking.

        Thanks to everyone.

      • We could chain Peter Dinklage and Warwick Davis together, at the ankle.

        They’d have to run in tandem, the ultimate 3-legged race, whilst we had crossbows and Irish Wolf hounds.

        I could probably ride an Irish Wolf hound, but you and Mis would have to ride those ATV things.

        This may sound unfair to Warwick and Peter. Who said life had to be fair?

        I’ll provide the meat pies and beer.

      • Count me in.

        Meat pies and beer are right up my alley👍

        I’d make a belt buckle out of Dinky Dinklages skull.

      • Splendid.

        I’ll let you know when I’ve arranged for the two gentlemen to be my special guests.

  19. I prescribe 3 sleeping tablets and do him up the bum, Baby Reindeer style. See how is condition is after that.

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