Jurgen Klopp’s Farewell

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It was as mawkish and as sentimentally over the top as I’d expect.

But it was also worse than that. The departing LFC manager wearing a jumper with a heart on the front with ‘Thanks Luv’ printed below it (good bloody grief). While on the back it said ‘I’ll never walk alone again’. I mean, bloody hell. Can anyone imagine Shanks, Bob Paisley or Joe Fagan wearing such a daft garment and taking part in all that touch feely bollocks?

Then there was Klopp’s farewell speech. Why does everything have to be so over the top and a spectacle in the modern game? When Sir Matt Busby left Manchester United he just announced he was going and that was that. Same with Sir Alf Ramsey and Sir Bobby Robson with England. I can see why Liverpool fans love Klopp, he did put them back on top for a while. But all that syrup drenched hanging it out, which of course was lapped up by the fans at Anfield? I’m surprised there wasn’t ticker tape and fireworks as well.

bbc shit

Nominated by : Norman

48 thoughts on “Jurgen Klopp’s Farewell”

  1. So it’s retirement to the the pasture for horse face..
    Plenty of carrots and sugar cubes..

    Maybe a donkey or a goat to keep him company..

    Good riddance I say..
    And stay off sky commentary, it’s bad enough already..

    • 56 is a bit early and i can’t see him finishing his managerial career with the Scousers.

      I think he will go to Italy.

  2. ‘You’ll nerr-vaah walk aah-ah gen, you’ll nerr-vaaaah walk argen..’

  3. I’m sure he will get over it when the Saudis come calling to manage a team in their Micky Mouse league funded by evil petrodollars.

  4. Did he do that false smile again?
    Bet he never comes back there to retire….

  5. He’s like Tony Blair – pretends to be everyone’s mate and a stand up guy but behind that facade hides a selfish, arrogant, entitled egomaniac who can’t handle not being on top.

    • If Anthony Blair had been a football manager, you would never have got him out of the locker room and showers, with his binoculars.

  7. Football is getting very much like the theatre – full of flamboyant poofters going round calling each other “dahling” and kissing each other. I take it Jurgen is a Johnny Foreigner, so they are extra flamboyant

  8. Off topic, but it seems that the cunt who stabbed women on the beach at Bournemouth is Nasen Saadi.
    From Croydon of course according to the media. A traditional name in that area I suppose.

    • No surprise there, Duke. Do you remember just after the bastard struck and people had some idea of the type of person who might have done it the Dorset police tried to put a stop to ‘unhelpful speculation’? Well it wasn’t unhelpful and if Sherlock had binned the Handbook of Woke Investigation and gone with what most right minded people thought the cunt might have been collared before now. Burn the twat alive pour encourager les autres unwanted and unwelcome invading cunts.

  9. Still on a German theme, Borussia Dortmund have signed a sponsorship deal with a German arms manufacturer.

    Which has caused Winston Lineker to have a meltdown, and is now in his safe space scoffing walkers crisps..

  12. The send-off was pure unadulterated Scouse.

    Driiping in sentimentality and that bloody song, of course.
    Naturally, I reckon Klopp will hardly ever be seen in the place again

    Just like those cunts, Cilla Slag and McCuntney. Klopp will wax lyrical about his heart being in Liverpool, but he will be a rarer sight than Bigfoot.

    • Exactly what you expect from Scousers. If you keep saying bad things about them they’ll force an enquiry to prove you wrong and some poor copper will get blamed.

    • Never did like this twat. Not because he’s German, but he’s one of these who’s all big grins and geniality when his team is successful, but the mask slips when he encounters adversity.

      • I agree Allan.

        When things didn’t go Klopp’s way, he went into pure Nazi movie villain mode.

        ‘Achtung! Don’t mention ze VAR! Bring me ze revolver and ze petrol can! Schnell!’

  13. Always hoped it would turn out that Klopps grandpa flew bomber missions over Liverpool during ze var.

  14. If the grinning neon toothed cunt fucks off back to krautland hopefully some demented raghead (suffering from the Mental) will give him a warm welcome “home”..

    Via the traditional islamist warm hearted stabbing in the neck.

    Fuck them all.

  16. I still prefer Klopp to Sir Alex Ferguson and all those cunts that still lick his arse today.
    Just a small minded illiterate bully i’d say.

  17. Never heard of her.

    Is she an opera singer?

    The drama Norman describes leads me to believe this.

  18. So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen,get fucked.

    Please don’t stay,I hope you miss your flight.

    So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen you cunt..

    Your victimhood, wasn’t a pretty sight.

    So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, don’t come back.

    Your soon be forgotten, you irritating twat.

    So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye
    Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

  19. Good riddance to a right stroppy cunt

    Klopp played right up to the Liverpool victim culture didn’t he. Loved it.

    “Scouse not English” and all that crap.

    Booing the fucking national anthem like the complete cunts they are while a gurning Klopp encouraged that sentiment from the sidelines.

    See how often he comes back to visit the place on holiday now that he’s fucked off.

    His promoting of the Covid vaccines was reckless and irresponsible as well and I do wonder how many young men who hung on to every one of the cunts words, are either dead or injured on the back of his advice.

    Just a shame it wasn’t any of his players who collapsed on the field of play.

    Fuck him and the horse he rode in on.

    • Oh, and the way thet give it the Hillsborough and Heysel tragedies.

      Indeed, Hillsborough was a tragedy.
      Whereas Heysel was a massacre.

  20. Klopp should look to test himself at a big club in a modern European city.

  21. Klopp leaving LiVARpool?
    Surely someone must be to blame.
    Yorkshire police, Thatcher, Norman Tebbitt, the FA.
    Scousers are salt of the earth people who deserve the right to be able to show up at cup finals without tickets.
    How could this be?
    It would never had happened under a Labour government.
    Fucking tories!

  22. Absolutely OT, but my neighbours across my back have been boozing since 4pm, and have now reached the belligerent stage.

    I’ve just been out for a smoke and heard this,
    “you absolutely need to give me that car”

    This is not going to end well.

    Delightful!

    • I had a meighbour in the 90s.

      A really smug cunt. Loud every weekend, shouty girlfriend, crap music blaring out (Toploader and Reef for for fucks sake), and he never stopped using his precious expensive barbecue.

      Then one day, the cunt was up on a ladder. And he fell off right onto his barbecue, and he totally wrecked it. The fucker needed bringing down a peg or two hundred. The laughter in our house lasted for weels.

      • Splendid, Norman.

        A heartwarming tale.

        I’m just popping out for a pre-bedders smoke.
        They might have got to critical mass by now.
        Thank Dog I have a whole garden separating me, I pity their neighbours.

  23. I’m sure I can do a nom about bad neighbours.

    I just have to find a right weirdo.

  25. I am still getting over that Cunt McCartney and that vast repulsive human slug Corden doing that staged to fuck ‘return’ to Liverpool.

    From Macca visiting his childhood home for the first time in about 60 years, the ‘impromptu’ pub gig, the ooze dripping from Corden a he did an arselicking masterclass, The fake fat fuck ‘helping out’ behind the bar in a Liverpool pub, and the hordes of cunts welcoming Macca like some long lost relative/hero.

    ‘Ey! Eleanor Rigbee wiz played ad ar Nana’s funeral! We luv yiz, Macca lad!’

    • Eurgh!

      Jeez, Norman! Almost lost my supper, there.
      Well described, though. I could almost visualise two slugs oozing their way across the footpath, and into the weedery that most folk round here think of as a decorative edging!

  26. He’s playing up to the victims of the self pity city. All he’s doing is making sure he can get a sniff of the job again should he need another quick buck in the future.
    The reality is he couldn’t wait to get away from the theiving, gun happy, drug addicted, benefit stealing filth, and he’s left before they burglarize his property. He’ll be Bayern manager before Christmas.

    • True. I also reckon that useless Easter Island headed cunt, Kompany will have the same impact at Bayern that the had at Burnley.

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