Jeremy Vine

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is a cunt. And definitely not a “bike nonce”.

The High Court has found Mr Joey Barton’s posts on ‘X’ , formerly known as Tommy Robinson, were defamatory.

This is clearly the right decision as the spindly presenter cunt is clearly not a “BIKE NONCE”. Of course, he does ride a “bike” and Mr Barton was, therefore not being defamatory in this regard. It is the bit where he refers to the pathetic, whinging, lefty piss-weed cunt as a “nonce” that causes the problem.

Mr Barton needs to watch it. The High Court clearly takes a very dim view indeed of persons who call Jeremy Vine a “Bike Nonce” when he is, in fact, a cunt.

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Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

55 thoughts on “Jeremy Vine”

  1. I look forward to that bike nònce getting pancaked by a illegal immigrant driving a lorry, and seeing what side the BBC come down on..

    And generally hoping he was giving Lineker a lift to work on his handlebars at the time..

    • Patience Barry, it can only be a matter of time.

      Also, I would be seriously offended if I was accused of being a cyclist.

    • talking of immigrants, BBC has been very quiet about the women stabbed on Bournemouth beach. Appears she is a lesbian. I bet the assailant is a mozzer illegal – come on BBC – piss or get off the pot.

  2. Christ, let’s hope he never finds out what’s written about him on here.

    • Do you think he’d be upset that everybody thinks he’s a massive cunt? Unfortunately for him, that’s not defamatory because he is.

  3. This invertebrate is almost a complete caricature of the Total Cunt..

    If a super computer was fed all the sum parts of Ultimate Twat it would shit out Vine as its answer..

    Then promptly self destruct.

    Everything that is wrong with this country is embodied by this pathetic streak of piss.

    Oven.

    Good morning.

  4. Unfortunately Vine is another self important cunt who thinks what he does and says matters , when in actual fact a flatulent dairy cow in mid deification makes a better noise and produces a better product from the equivalent hole Vine talks from.

  5. Jeremy needs a life-size cut out of Alex Belfield in his garden, then moved to the front door, then behind the shower curtain.

    ‘ I ‘m in your house, Jezza, and tbere’s nothing you can do about it’.

    • If there were going to be anything in this cunt’s house, I would rather it was of a highly unstable, incendiary nature

  6. He is such a sanctimonious cunt. I worked somewhere that made a high end product he used, couldn’t just email in and say it wasn’t working any more. No, not Jeremy. He had a to make a wanky little video with his cunty little voice in a condescending manner. Then, my douche bag of an MD thought “Instead of just fixing it and charging him, as it was out of warranty, we’ll give him the newest version free of charge” and made an absurd and cringeworthy video to respond back. I’m had argued against this as a) this was just after the obscene salary he was on for talking like a cunt for two hours a day was made public and b) it would surely put anyone off buying our product who saw him using it. This was ignored. To say I felt smug when the disgusting, lanky cunt didn’t send a reply in thanks for his free replacement he had no right to. Total cunt.

      • I believe the model was actually “The Barrymore” – goes missing when left unattended though. Invisible to the boys in blue – allegedly.

  7. As much as Jeremy Vine is a cunt (both opinion AND fact so can’t be disputed in a court of law) Joey Barton is a bit of a cunt himself for calling him a nonce and then trying to make out that it’s a scouse slang word for mooching about or some such bollocks.

    I’ve never heard the word used in that context and it’s not in Urbandictionary and if it ain’t there, it doesn’t exist. Even if it does exist in an esoteric scouse context, the silly cunt shouldn’t have used it and should be aware that Liverpool is an isolated system full of chippy grievance mongers who don’t seem to want to affiliate with the rest of England so nobody outside of the shit hole can corroborate his story.

  8. This is real playground stuff isn’t it?
    Joey insults a couple of wimminz football pundits.
    Jeremy decides to wade in, suggesting that Joey isn’t quite right in the head.
    Joey responds with, an admittedly, ill judged insult.
    Everyone (according to the BBC) recoils in horror and tells Joey he’s out of order.
    That’s where it should have ended.
    But it’s now reached a point whereby a high court judge has been asked to rule on the nature and intent of two words.
    And all because precious Jeremy got involved in an argument that had fuck all to do with him in the first place.
    What a wanker!

    • Amazing isn’t it? Get your things stolen from your house and have video coverage == here’s a crime number, we can’t be arsed. Call a twat a twat and we have to get a High Court judge involved.

    • Welcome to X (formerly Twatter).

      I steer clear of the cesspit. No wit, just snarky insults. Playground stuff indeed.

  9. It’s fine for Vine to suggest that Barton may be suffering mental incapacitation due to a notional brain injury, but the cunt doesn’t like it when Barton engaged him with some rough and tumble in return.

    Vine is a simpering, whining little shit who deserves to take a trip to the oven via a peleton, so he can see if he “smashed it”.

    Fuck off.

  10. Joey Barton ought to be careful.
    Quite amusingly, he’s now referred to Saint Lineker as a “crisp nønce”.
    He’s certainly no polymath, Barton.
    But anything that winds up lefties is okay in my book.
    However, Barton criticising these on-message pricks like Lineker and Vine will surely lead him down the same ‘persecuted by the authorities’ path as Tommy Robinson, real name Abdul Yaxley-Batmanghelidjh.

    • Morning Thomas.
      I was just thinking the same.
      The BBC will start referring to him as ‘Joey Barton, (real name Joseph Anthony Barton)’, in every report the write.

      • Good morning FMC…if nothing else, Barton should at least progress to insults of more than one syllable.

      • He calls himself Dr joey Barton on twitter/X.. he has got a PhD in football.

      • Good lad. taking the piss out of the slew of non-medically trained ‘Doctors’ on that site with their PhD in International Relations from Swansea.

    • Despite what you say, Mr Engine, I bet Barton could out-debate the Leader of The Labour Party.

    • Polymaths are one of those things Britain excelled at making. Now they are the butt of some snark from Gen Z cunts who think its good that they have vanished because they were nearly all ‘male, pale and stale’.

      Yes dear.. much better for us to have an island of architects and radiologist who no speaka da English.

  11. didn’t he once film himself when he had a cold so everyone could see what a very, very, brave boy he was….🤧🥶…mummy, mummy… hopefully joey will have a mental schitz and do a ‘cantona’ lunge on jewemy and send him down the ‘ol Kent road into a …err combined harvester 🚳

    • Yes he did, before acting the tough guy and calling for the RAF to bomb the Russian convoys. A spectacular example of having absolutely zero testicles, while also bringing up Jimmy Savile in comparison to his stalker Alex Belfield.

      He is a complete cunt.

  12. Barton called Lineker a virtue signalling twat recently as well as crisp n*nce so has gone up in my estimation. I have a feeling Lineker won’t want to bump into Barton on his football travels as he is also a cowardly cunt.

    • It’s a shame they never played against each other. Barton would have had Linekunt stretchered off within 10 minutes.

  13. I suppose the BBC will pay the tosser a huge fee to present the bits about the swings on Erection Night 2024.

    Apparently the turd-like Sunak out debated the slug-like Kweer on ITV*. Not fucking difficult for anyone with an IQ of over 29. Apparently, this mean Sunak will win on 4 July.

    (*The second debate will be a BBC Cuntarama Special.)

      • Good morning Twenty.

        Actually the Torygraph says Richy Rich won and the Groaniad says Dame Keira won. Well what a surprise.

        Meanwhile I was busy doing something more meaningful at the time picking my nose.

    • A creep versus a wanker. Let the public decide which is which.

      That’s all the ‘debate’ boils down to. They worth work for the eurofanatic civil service. Their thicko MPs both rubber stamp any repressive woke legislation that passes under their noses.

      Whitehall runs this country on behalf of international agencies and organisations..
      The hunting down of Truss, Kwarteng, Patel, Braverman and Raab shows that.

  14. There is something wrong with a long streak of piss who rides a bike with tiny wheels, how can you describe that, Freud would conclude the tiny wheels represent children so take from that what you will. 😂

  15. Joey was only referring Vine to have had sex with his bike. Which is correct. Answer me this. What part of the human anatomy is in contact with a bicycle whilst riding it. Hands and genitalia.

      • You are also taking your cock a balls for a ride, too. You will also gather, its my only mode of transport.

  17. My brother, for some reason has never realised the description ‘nonce’ should never been used as a general derogatory term to be used in public. He owns a retail business and he often refers to idiot customers as nonce. Regretfully he tends to say this to other customers when describing some that that’s upset him.

  18. Joey could also be referring Vine to having sniffed bicycle seats, like we all have at sometime or other. Haven’t we ?

  19. Joey could get away with a slip of the finger. Vine was worded an N once.

  21. Its only a matter of time until Vine can no longer cycle, because of age or injury. That’s when he with take to his car, causing as much havoc for cyclists as he did for motorists. Its because that’s what he’s like. A cunt.

  22. Anyone know where I can buy some aerial? I smell like a fucking boomerang.

  23. As if it’s not enough to see the twat once on TV, he pitches up fronting Smegheads ffs. Is there no end to his exposure.

  24. The name didn’t mean much I have to say so I looked it up.
    Oh that cunt!
    Yes definitely a Cunt!

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