Congratulations to Shaun who has won Dead Pool 326 by picking former Everton and Arsenal Striker Kevin Campbell and pundit who has died following a short illness today.
On to Dead Pool 327
The rules.
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed. You can always be a cunt and nominate someone elses nominations from a previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid-pool unless they have already been taken.
5)Wins are awarded based on chronology of death reports not necessarily chronology of death.
Eddie Stobart
Eileen Derbyshire
Annette Crosbie
Alan Greenspan
Nancy Olson.
Harsh beans OC.
Nice work Shaun.
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Desmond Morris
Len Deighton
Renée Richards
Stuart Hall
Diana Moran (aka “The Green Goddess” on breakfast TV)
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Bob Newhart
Eleanor Bron
Arthur Scargill
Norman Tebbit
Dr Ruth
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Alan Hansen
Joanne Woodward
Roberta Flack
Gene Shalit
Noam Chomsky
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Bollocks!
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You can’t beat the reaper.
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https://www.newstatesman.com/ideas/2024/06/the-noam-chomsky-i-knew
Winner? Congratulations again if so.
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Hold your horses. Seems he may not have died. Could be he’s had a further stroke and news agencies have jumped the gun.
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https://www.timesnownews.com/world/what-happened-to-noam-chomsky-reports-of-american-professorsdeathfalse-says-wife-valeria-wasserman-article-111093969
False alarm it would seem. Unfortunately I can’t access the Noam Chomsky website (I’m getting security warnings) chomssky.info to see what that site says – if anything.
Guess DP327 carries on.
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Tom Lehrer
John McNamee (Celtic and Newcastle United footballer)
Max Baer Jnr (Beverly Hillbillies)
Dame Joan Plowright
Dame Joan Collins
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Ted Turner
Bruce Willis
Stephen Darby
Esther Rantzen
Nigel-Starmer Smith.
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
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Jimmy Carter
June Lockhart
Mel Brooks
James Earl Jones
Dick Van Dyke
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Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Lisa Minelli
Justin Welby
Prunella Scales
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54!
Christ!
RIP.
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Pete Murray, willie mays, Kenny sansom, Kenneth cope, Wendy Craig
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Apologies to Shaun and no disrespect intended. There is obviously a time difference from GMT to CST.
The Say Hey Kid is now roaming Celestial Center field.
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Shaun is the fucking Grim Reaper!
I claim my Is a Cunt tumbler.
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If Shaun is the Grim Reaper (he is), don’t you mean your chalice, not tumbler.
A Poisoned tumbler sounds a bit bleugh.
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Jocelyn Wildenstein
George Hamilton
Kris Kristofferson
Robert Wagner
Brian Wilson
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Putin
Rudy Giuliani
John Kay (Steppenwolf)
David Irving
Rosemary West
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George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
Rupert Murdoch
Paul Gadd
0
Clint Eastwood
Beast of Bolsover
Linda Nolan
Phil Collins
Roger Sloman
0
Brian Murphy
Don King
Julie Goodyear
David Daker (actor)
Ratko Mladic
0
Billy Joel
Dave Lee Travis
Morgan Freeman
Steve Martin
Joanna Lumley
0
Jim Lovell (astronaut)
Willaim ‘voice of KITT’ Daniels
Douglas Hurd
Jean Marsh
Francis Ford Coppola
0
The Dalai Lama
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
Rupert Murdoch
Eva Marie Saint
Well struck Shaunster.
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Doreen Lawrence
Harvey Price
Sandi Toksvig
Jo Guest
Ron Jeremy
0
Jackie Stewart (F1 driver)
Sian Phillips
Lord David Steel
Michael Aspel
Tommy Steele
0
Congratulations Shaun.
James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
Sophia Loren
Oprah Winfrey
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Claudia Sheinbaum
Gene Hackman
Jackie Stewart
Imelda Marcos
Rauil Castro
0
Kamaĺ
Maria Venuti
Mohammed Mahatir
James Hong
Paul Hogan
0
June Spencer (The Archers)
John Woodvine
Noddy Holder
Cleo Laine
Caren Marsh Doll
0
Harriet Harman
Wayne Osmond
Larry David
Anthony Fauci
Engelbert Humperdinck
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Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Sammy Gravano
Gene Gotti
Skinny Joey Merlino
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Frederick Forsyth
Erich von Däniken
Christopher Lloyd
Michael J Fox
William Shatner
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Colin Jeavons
Sian Phillips
Brian Trueman
Robert Gillespie
Shannon Doherty
0
In again Shaun.
Patsy King
Andy Taylor
Alan Hansen
Denis Law
Jane Morgan
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