Congratulations to Captain Quimson who has scored a slam dunk and won Dead Pool 324 by picking the TV Doctor , Presenter and broadcaster Dr Michael Mosely who has been found dead after going missing in Greece.Mosely was 67 and best known for oproomoting the ketogenic diet.His body was found earlier today.He is survived by his wife and children.
On to Dead Pool 325
The rules.
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed. You can always be a cunt and nominate someone elses nominations from a previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid-pool unless they have already been taken.
5)Wins are awarded based on chronology of death reports not necessarily chronology of death.
Jocelyn Wildenstein
George Hamilton
Kris Kristofferson
Robert Wagner
Brian Wilson
0
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
Rupert Murdoch
Paul Gadd
0
Alan Hansen
Kevin Campbell
Simon Cowell (Conservation)
Roberta Flack
Noam Chomsky
0
Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick
Alan Price
Eric Burdon
Georgie Fame
1
Bob Newhart
Eleanor Bron
Arthur Scargill
Norman Tebbit
Dr Ruth
1
Clint Eastwood
Beast of Bolsover
Linda Nolan
Angry Anderson
Marky Ramone
1
Congratulations Capt. Q
James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
Sophia Loren
Oprah Winfrey
3
James Earl Jones
June Lockhart
Mel Brooks
Marion Ross
Jimmy Carter
0
Tom Baker
Jimmy cricket
Jimmy tarbuck
Phil cool
Gazza
0
Geoff Boycott
Harold Dickie Bird
Sandi Tosvikg
Henry Blofeld
Billy Fucking Bragg
1
Esther Rantzen
Stephen Darby
Ted Turner
Nigel Starner-Smith
Dick Van Dyke
0
Michael Caine
Midge Ure
Hollie Johnson
Nerys Hughes
Ben Fogle
0
Eddie Stobart
Eileen Derbyshire
Nancy Olson
Annette Crosbie
Alan Greenspan
Nice work Captain Q.
0
Woukdn’t have thought abyone had him. Last Deadpool was before he went walkabout on wednesday, right?
Douglas Hurd
William ‘voice of KITT’ Daniels
Jim Lovell (astronaut)
Jean Marsh
Btian Blessed
0
Robert Redford
Derren Nesbitt
Robert Wagner
Richard Chamberlain
Pete Murray
0
Alain Delon
Miriam Margolyes
Tom Lehrer
Rick Wakeman
Dame Eileen Atkins
0
In there Captain.
Patsy King
Andy Taylor
Jane Morgan
Denis Law
Ann Blyth
0
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
Sandy Gall
Julie Andrews
Alan Bennett
Well done Captain Q.
0
Congratulations Captain Q.
Priscilla Pointer
Desmond Morris
Stuart Hall
Len Deighton
Renée Richards
0
Frederick Forsyth
Erich von Däniken
Christopher Lloyd
Michael J Fox
William Shatner
0
Kamal
Maria Venuti
Mohammed Mahatir
James Hong
Paul Hogan
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
King Charles
Elton John
Duke of Kent
Duchess of Kent
James Whale
0
Brigitte Bardot
Shirley Bassey
Leslie Caron
Michael Hesilltine
Lee Majors
0
Harriet Harman
Wayne Osmond
Larry David
Anthony Fauci
Engelbert Humperdinck
0
June Spencer (The Archers)
John Woodvine
Noddy Holder
Caren Marsh Doll
Cleo Laine
0
Tony Blair
Anthony Blair
Anthony Charles Blair
Anthony Charles lynton Blair
The twat Blair
4
The Blair Death Project.
2
Willie mays, Kenny sansom, Kenneth cope, Wendy Craig, Jeff stelling
0
The Dalai Lama
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
Rupert Murdoch
Eva Marie Saint
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Lisa Minelli
Justin Welby
Prunella Scales
0