Congratulations to Lord Biryani who has won deadpool 323 by picking the American Actress singer and WW2 pin up model Janis Paige who has died at the ripe old age of 101.Paige had a career spanning over 60 years and was sone of the Last Surviving Actresses from the Golden Age of Hollywood.
On to Dead Pool 324
ThE rules.
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed. You can always be a cunt and nominate someone elses nominations from a previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid-pool unless they have already been taken.
5)Wins are awarded based on chronology of death reports not necessarily chronology of death.
Noam Chomsky
Joanne Woodward
Gene Shalit
Simon Cowell (Conservationist)
Roberta Flack
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Bruce Willis
Stephen Darby
Ted Turner
Esther Rantzen
Jimmy Carter
All shamelessly nicked !
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You fucking cunt 😂
2
Congratulations Lord B.
Desmond Morris
Len Deighton
Stuart Hall
Renée Richards
Tony Book (Man City)
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Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Lisa Minelli
Justin Welby
Prunella Scales 5
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Sorry about the extra S.
04:09 am, I am 7/8ths blind.
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It wasn’t an S either JP.
Eddie Stobart
Nancy Olson
Alan Greenspan
Eileen Derbyshire
Annette Crosbie
Nice work Lord B.
1
Clint Eastwood
Beast of Bolsover
Phil Collins
Linda Nolan
Kate Middleton
0
Another goal. Lord B.
Patsy King
Andy Taylor
Denis Law
Ann Blyth
Jane Morgan
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Geoff Boycott
Sandi Tosvikg
Stephen Pompous Fry
Harold Dickie Bird
Henry Blofeld.
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Clint Eastwood
Beast of Bolsover
Phil Collins
Linda Nolan
Marky Ramone
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Admin
My picks are moderated?
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Geoff Boycott
Sandi Tosvikg
Stephen fat pompous cunt Fry
Harold Dickie Bird
Henry Blofeld
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Tony Blair
John Prescott
Camp Cliff
Peter Yarrow
Paul Stookey
Good Darts Lord B
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Modded? Why?
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Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Alistair Campbell
Gordon brown
Peter mandelson..
Hopefully all in the same motor.
“Five go plunging into a ravine”
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Putin
Rudy Giuliani
Loudon Wainwright III
David Irving
Rosemary West
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Douglas Hurd
William Daniels (voice of KITT)
Jim Lovell (astronaut)
Jean Marsh
James Earl Jones
0
I’ve now bagged 3 out of the last 4 dead pools.
I’m on a roll folks 😁
Anyway
June Spencer (The Archers)
John Woodvine
Noddy Holder
Richard Chamberlain
Caren Marsh Doll
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Well done LB, the new Shaun!
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
Sandy Gall
Julie Andrews
Alan Bennett
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Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
Like Barry Z above, hopefully they will all die together in some freak accident.
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Michael Stipe
Gloria Hunniford
Barry Davies
Bill Beaumont
Valerie Singleton
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Congratulations again Lord B. I think that’s 2 out of the last 3 for you.
James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
Sophia Loren
Oprah Winfrey
1
3 out of 4 General🫡
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I stand corrected.
You are a force to be reckoned with.
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Shaun,
What’d I ever do to you?
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My question to Shaun was because my pics and my subsequent questions went into moderation.
It seems I wasn’t the only one.
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Nothing to do with me.
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Hey Shaun,
There’s an ugly rumor going around that all the moderated Deadpool nominations were failed, misguided attempts to stop Lord Biryani from usurping the title of Death Lord.
Of course I don’t believe that rumor.
If you wanted to stop him you’d just nominate him.
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George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
Rupert Murdoch
Paul Gadd
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Peter Blake (Artist)
Richard Chamberlain
Pete Murray
Tom Courtnay
Robert Wagner
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The Dalai Lama
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
Rupert Murdoch
Eva Marie Saint
Well struck, Biriyani.
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Kamal
Maria Venuti
Mohammed Mahatir
James Hong
Paul Hogan
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Harriet Harman
Wayne Osmond
Larry David
Anthony Fauci
Engelbert Humperdinck
One day, one of them might die!
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Don King
Julie Goodyear
Brian Murphy
David Daker (actor)
Ratko Mladic
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Now, before we begin, and to make sure there is no confusion like the last Dead Pool, this IS a shopping list for the Grim Reaper of whom I want dead, and not who I think will die!
Cliff ‘colostomy bag wearing k*ddie fiddler’ Richard
John ‘Cliffy boys dirty old spunk gobbler’ McElynn
Adam ‘I’m a useless, gormless, shit cunt actor’ Woodyatt
Sir Lensworth ‘fucking n*gnog cunt’ Henry
Jess ‘gob on a stick, stinky old Brummie’ Philips
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Bob Newhart
Eleanor Bron
Arthur Scargill
Norman Tebbit
Dr Ruth
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Doreen Lawrence
Ron Jeremy
Jo Guest
John Astin
Meghan Markle
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Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Sammy Gravano
Gene Gotti
John Gotti Junior
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