Dead Pool [323]

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Congratulations to OpinionatedCunt who has won Dead Pool 322 by very sadly predicting the untimely demise of Rugby League scrum half of England and Leeds’s Rhinos Rob Burrow.Burrow was 41 and died after a very public 4 and a half year battle with motor neurone disease. Burrow raised millions for MND charities and was given a CBE earlier this year.He is survived by his wife his parents and 3 young children.R.I.P

On to Dead Pool 323

ThE rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed.You can always be a cunt and nominate someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid-pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on chronology of death reports not necessarily chronology of death.

42 thoughts on “Dead Pool [323]”

    • Naturally.Only a monster would.This is a prediction of who we think will die not who we want to.

      • What?? I thought it was a shopping list for the Grim Reaper!🤔🤷‍♂️
        Any road:
        Cliff “Op YewTree dodging, k*ddie fiddler’ Richard
        John ‘Cliffy boy’s spunk vacuum’ McElynn
        Adam ‘Shit actor, extraordinaire’ Woodyatt
        Stormy ‘Cum dump’ Daniels (In highly suspicious circumstances)
        Ant ‘The Mekon’ McPartlin.

  3. Noam Chomsky
    Simon Cowell (Conservationist , Wildlife SOS)
    Roberta Flack
    Jane McAlevey
    Joanne Woodward

  4. Desmond Morris
    Len Deighton
    Stuart Hall
    Renée Richards
    Barry McGuire (Eve of Destruction)

  5. Millicent Martin
    Roman Polanski
    Jimmy Tarbuck
    Stacy Keach
    Michael Aspel.

    Such a cunt of a disease. My Mother died of it.

  6. Don King
    Brian Murphy
    Julie Goodyear
    David Daker (actor)
    Ratko Mladic

  7. June Spencer (The Archers)
    Richard Chamberlain
    Caren Marsh Doll
    Janis Paige
    Noddy Holder.

  8. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

  9. Putin
    Rudy Giuliani
    Loudon Wainwright III
    David Irving
    Rosemary West

  10. Good darts, Opinionated.

    Colin Jeavons
    Sian Phillips
    Brian Trueman
    Peter Jay
    Shannon Doherty

  11. Frederick Forsyth
    Erich von Däniken
    Christopher Lloyd
    Michael J Fox
    William Shatner

  12. Richard O’Sullivan
    Tessa Wyatt
    Lisa Minelli
    Justin Welby
    Prunella Scales

    Such a shame, Rip.

  14. Congratulations OC

    James Hewitt
    Heather Locklear
    Sophia Loren
    Oprah Winfrey
    Robert Di Niro

  15. Eddie Stobart
    Eileen Derbyshire
    Annette Crosbie
    Alan Greenspan
    Nancy Olson.

    Nice work OC.

  17. The Dalai Lama
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eva Marie Saint

    Well struck, Oppy.

  18. Klaus Schwab
    Michael Hesleslime
    George Soros
    James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
    Vince Cable

  19. Well done OC although a tragic death at a young age.

    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Sandy Gall
    Julie Andrews
    Alan Bennett

    • His death is a tragedy but apparently was so ill recently he could no longer blink.Poor blokes life was a living hell.An absolute legend for being so positive in the face of such abject suffering.

  26. June Lockhart
    James Earl Jones
    Marion Ross
    Angie Dickinson
    Mel Brooks

  27. William ‘voice of KITT’ Daniels.
    Douglas Hurd
    Jim Lovell (astronaut)
    Jean Marsh
    Brian Blessed

  28. Harriet Harman
    Wayne Osmond
    Larry David
    Anthony Fauci
    Engelbert Humperdinck

  30. In there Opinionated.

    Patsy King
    Andy Taylor
    Jane Morgan
    Denis Law
    Ann Blyth

    I notice that rapist cunt Malcolm ‘The Fox’ Fairley has carked it in nick.
    Oh dear, how sad, not a fuck given.

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