Pussy Past It?
Sloppy Snatch?
Manky Minge?
Cunt Can’t anymore?
Mummy Makeover?
If yes to any of these questions then The old Lady Garden may be in need of a bit of a lop and crop. The Old Man getting lost in an overgrown thicket of meat and slime? Love’s Last Dream foundering in a whiff of rancid fish and cheesy feet? Dyna-Rod can’t shift it? Then time to call in the Ear Nose and Cunt Brigade AKA the Cosmetic Cunters. Forget those so last year Boob Lifts, Rhinoplasties and Blepharoplasty (tits, conks and eye bags).
Get on trend My Dears, The topic of choice in fashionable circles and so easy to spot – just keep an eye out for the Duck Walk in the salon and on the dance floor. Go for a two for one eco friendly deal where the buckets of hacked out fem fat and gristle (no keep the gristle Doc, that makes for a challenging penetrating experience for the seasoned cocksman) are recycled into extensions and fillers for the Old Man’s Old Man.
Should you encourage (note I did not say Pay For) the old MemSahib to have a bit of internal plumbing and decorating to feel sixteen again? Note I did not say twelve again Mr Edwards and Mr Glitter (allegations and legal niceties acknowledged). If you go for the two for one deal be advised, normal service may not be resumed for at least three months. Delicate areas my dears.
Cost always a consideration but a DIY solution is possible. Any Cunter who can use a lathe and recon a motor ie resurface valve seats and rebore a cylinder and crankshaft is in with a chance. “Ali’s Vaginal Rebores”. Rent a lockup in a railway arch and away you go. It’s an income stream.
(Parental supervision advised)
(Cunters please note. The spoilsports will now not allow a direct link to the meat pics. Follow the link as posted, click on Before and After tab at the top, confirm you are an adult by clicking on the pop-up flash and you are in – as the actress said to the bishop.)
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
Here’s Katie Price’s fluffer preparing her favourite titilation device for action.
She can accommodate one of these in each hole with barely any lube.
https://images.app.goo.gl/EUsJcRLjt49nzpBm9
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It could be said that Nature has a sense of humour, because there’s nothing so horrible and yet so nice at the same time. Pubic hair exists for a reason.
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To keep the lice and crab’s warm? 🤭🤭🤭
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I’ve got the ‘orn!
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All I can say on this topic is that for me, pussy has been and always will be a source of fascination and utter delight, esp when topped off by a silky, lustrous bush.
Like this;
https://celebjihad.com/demi-moore2/demi-moore-shows-her-big-hairy-bush
A couple of hours with that sat on my face, and I could die a happy man.
Morning all.
(PS back in ten)
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Somebody lost a polecat?
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Badly packed kebab.
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Just popped back for another look!
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The ‘before and after’ pics are great, although for some of them I prefer the ‘before’ ones – more slime and slide.
After the missus had her fifth offspring the cave was a big loose, but too much tightening and mister floppy (these days) might struggle to enter.
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