Suffolk Police

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actually serving and protecting.

For once, not a cunting, but a heart warming ( and belly filling) story.

bbcnews

Suffolk Police arrested a delivery driver, after recognising him as a “failure to appear”.

They then went on to deliver the food that people had ordered.
I bet those folks got a bit of a shock when plod turned up with their quatro formagio, but hats off to them.

Make a change, eh?

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

39 thoughts on “Suffolk Police”

  1. It would’ve been a laugh if the Good Samaritan police were delivering to yet another suspect.

  2. Sorry Jeezum.

    I can’t agree with this non-cunting.

    The job of the police is to gather evidence and uphold the law.

    We slag them off when they get involved in woke causes, and quite rightly so.
    This seems to be just another ’cause’ that should be of no concern to them.

    It’s not like there are no crimes to investigate in Suffolk.

    • It shows a human side to the often unfairly much derided copper. In the main it is not the ordinary P.C who makes life diffiicult – it is the pen pushing bastards above them, like Mark Rowley and that old dyke Dick, and all the other “senior wankers” in the regions..

    • Have to agree with Artful here – an irresponsible anti-cunting.
      Just dialled 999 a short time ago and asked for an emergency kebab with extra salad and chilli salsa for immediate delivery.
      They were not amused.
      🚓

      • They don’t need to be amused, they just need to deliver the fucking thing.

    • i do happen to agree with you. the police arent a force anymore, but are being used as some sort of branch of the social service with a ‘duty of care’ remit that takes away valuable time from solving and preventing crimes.

      used to be if you arrested a drink driver then the passengers were told to make their own way home…now the police are tied up for hours driving people back to their homes…as they have a ‘duty of care’

      the police are not and should not be used for what social serviced used to do.

  3. They did fuck all when a charming local ran a knife down the bonnet of my car in the car park of the hotel the missus and I were staying in when we went for a romantic weekend to the beautiful (boring as fuck) Suffolk countryside last year.

    A county full of web-footed nasty parochial single digit IQ yokels, with a police force to match. Fuck the lot of them.

    • thats unfortunate balsamic, but on the upside I hope your romantic weekend included the wife pissing on you then you doing her up the shitter?

      every cloud and all that , eh?

      • Not quite chuff, ours is a modern marriage and we routinely reverse roles in the spirit of equality. It was my turn to open wide and bite the pillow, which at least took my mind off the car bonnet (despite being sprawled across it at the time)

  4. Yeah the cunts! Just sitting there smoking a fat one, streaming porn with just ya kecks on and the filth knock at your door with your pizza.

    Heavy man

  5. Wasting public money with a virtue signalling exercise, Deliveroo should have refunded.
    However, not a single fuck will be given to the sort of lumpen moron who’s unable or just too plain indolent to prepare a meal themselves and instead gets some swarthy gupta type to deliver their over processed trash with a hand that’s previously wiped their filthy brown Aris .
    Fuck the police, grovelling to BLM and arresting people who fly our national flag.
    It’s not just their managers who are at fault, they volunteer to comply.

  7. Meanwhile there were 15 burglaries in Ipswich.

    Unfortunately Deliverplod were too busy to attend any of them.

    • Or perhaps …
      Plod-U-Like®
      PlodHut®
      Plod Express®
      Papa-Plods®
      MacPlods®
      Burger Plod®
      And not forgetting …
      Plod-FC®
      … for our dark continentals.

      • @Ron – if you`re using a Windows PC hit the Windows key and the full stop (period) key together. Then choose symbols from the top row of icons. Knock yourself out.

      • On android, go to the numbers (bottom left) then =\< above the ABC, it's there.

  8. From the article;

    ‘The officers, being keen takeaway food enthusiasts..,’

    You don’t say.

  11. Love this site, you can say what you think.
    Another 24 hours on the naughty step with You Tube.
    I called a total ccunt a clown…..

    • The site has a bizarre list of random words that will get you moderated, for no apparent reason.

    • Youtube is partially to blame, but some of the censorship on the big sites is down to pressure from governments and advertisers to maker the internet ‘safe’, so they overcompensate.

      Pure faggõtry, but there you go

  12. They are normally dishing out tea and biscuits to those road blocking twats just stop oil..

    So it’s just a short leap to delivering take aways.

    That Mr muscle prick Rowley would be better suited to the restaurant trade..
    As a copper he is a useful as a cold pizza.

    • Well, Bazza, did you know that a cold pizza makes an ideal temporary substitute for a lost Frisbee®. Plus, the dog can eat it afterwards.

  13. Surprised the pigs have the time, considering all the non-crime hate incidents they have to investigate whilst protecting Hamas marchers from the occasional Jew or when they’re not taking the knee to BLM. Not to mention painting their nails before dancing at LGBTQ rallies, plus bending over backwards to facilitate those Just Stop Oil cunts…

  14. Fuck the police, I’m looking forward to them getting a well deserved kicking off the scum they are always protecting, then come down like a ton of bricks, on anyone carrying a st George or union jack flag
    Cunts

  15. Maybe they should stop cunts murdering kids with samurai swords instead of. Delivering some fat lazy cunts takeaway I thought that what’s their payed for mind you judging by the short arsed cunts in the police today I’m not surprised

  17. Nope they are cunts! This is speaking from my own experience of them. I called the police needing help, I get arrested. Oh and to boot a criminal record for resisting arrest. But wait there’s more! I had a broken toe, foot in a boot. Apparently I tried to run away! Yeah fucking right. Stupid box ticking shit cunts!

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