(Unrelated pic to the article, but get the gist – Day Admin)
I found myself losing the direction of my moral compass when I read about the 23 year old teaching assistant convicted of having a bit of how’s your father with a 14 year old student.
Based on the pictures in the article below I was prepared to maintain my condemnation of the carpet kissing groomers at the same time as reckoning that 14 year old me would have been quite chuffed with a Mrs Robinson pouncing on me as depicted in this article:
However, my natural curiosity took over, and a little more digging revealed the unvarnished truth:
A good deal of scrubbing with bleach later I still feel conned and defiled – do I have a case against her, can I get compensation?
Nominated by: Balsamic Dave
It’s Waynetta Slob.
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When you’re 14 you’re not too picky.
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I’m 60 and still not.
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When I was 14 I would have fucked a frog if I could stop it hopping for long enough.
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From Henlow, probably more than a few weirdos there.
Give her a makeover and Mr Cunt Engine would be in there, actually forget the makeover.
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Seem to be a lot of stories emerging about female teacher pee does lately.
Morning all.
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The average 14 year old is emptying into a sock, they ain’t bothered. I was 14 when I got educated by my best friends 24 year old sister in her flat in Acton. She was a plain mousey woman with pancake tits.
It was the best day of my life up till then.
Morally she was probably wrong but in my eyes she’ll always be a legend.
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At that age I was so horny the crack of dawn had better watch out.
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Dawn French?
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🤮
🪣
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What annoys me is that no teachers would shag me when I was 14, and now I’m 45 they won’t let me shag them cos they’re only interested in 14 year olds.
There’s no fucking justice in the world.
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I feel your pain Brother! When I was 14 (1996/1997), my only slightly attractive teacher was a dippy, hippy, lefty English Teacher who never wore makeup and probably had hairy armpits.
Even though I fancied her, I would have run a mile if she tried to grope or shag me.
The female teachers nowadays are younger, prettier and look after themselves’ much better (and have benefited from 2 decades of porn culture). Lucky little bastards these days.
During my dating days, I dated my share of female teachers (primary, secondary and tertiary college) who were filthy bitches.
You’d be surprised at the number of primary school teachers who were spit-roasted and gang-banged before they chose their vocation.
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WordPress didn’t even permit my theorising on the inverse relationship between attractiveness of female teacher and quality of education they deliver; just bypassed the moderating and consigned my ramblings to instant oblivion.
Suffice it to say, today’s youth are getting a shit education I think because they’re too distracted by the totty with the marker pen at the front of the classroom. This was not a problem in my day, and I was a grade A student, but with teachers that looked like extras out of Waiting for God…
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Diane Abbott`s dating profile photo …
https://pluspng.com/img-png/bin-bag-png–600.jpg
The camera never lies.
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Mate of mine always used to refer to a black bag as a “Shirley”. A “Diane” will obviously equally suffice.
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I’ll giggle every time I have to pick up my dog’s shit now.
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What baffles me is that some jammy little shit is getting his end away with his teacher and then goes and tells his mates or his parents and the jig is up.
A 14 year old me would have kept schtum and continued to enjoy the ride for as long as it lasted.
Are teenage boys these days just fucking stupid?
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Clearly. I wouldn’t have said a word although the permanent grin may have given me away.
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Permanent erection as well.
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Probably told his best mate who was massively jealous and grassed them up.
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Me too Odin. Silly little wankers. I’d have given my left bollock for a go on our young french teacher when I was a teenager. There’s no fucking way it would have affected me, except for a permanent grin the size of Yorkshire.
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I went to an all boys grammar school, the women teachers looked like they were on the run from guarding Belsen.
No fear of this happening.
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Me too, but we had a couple of women teachers I’d have been happy to see more of, oddly both language teachers.
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Ditto, although my teachers seemed to be perpetually drunk. I was once hauled into the teachers lunch room and it smelt like a strip club – smoke, cheap liquor and seafood.
Quite obvious they were cum swapping during break time. Filthy mongrels.
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Though you were going to say it smelt like Captain Birdseye’s dinner table, fully of fishy fingers.
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Sounds alright to me, better than a bit of stinky finger now and then…🤭
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At 14 next doors cat left home i was so ridiculously horny.
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Sorry for going off topic here guys, but Flabbot has been mentioned so I’m going for it.
There’s a new Planet of the Apes movie out.
If ever a film deserved an all black cast, it’s this.
Even ginger nigs are catered for (orangutans)
And yet most of the cast are white.
A blatant display of cultural appropriation and no one, so far, seems to be complaining.
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Maybe because the white humans end up under the cosh of the black chimps…!
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If I had something that looks like that bumping and grinding with me in a an Aldi car park, while I had spliff in one hand and a Big Mac in the other when I was 14, I wouldn’t give a toss.
I would have had more mates at school and I would have gone to court to defend her.
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I’m also guessing she looks better when she knows she’s not going to jail.
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As others here have said. I wouldnt have said anything. I used to carry three things around at school at 13-14: A pencil case, a Tricolore textbook and a stinking erection.
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It must have been fucking huge for you to have to carry it.
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Quite a few blouse-busting girls at my school made it difficult to hide sometimes, especially in the summer.
Gawping at one pair of enormous jugs while I had a diamond cutter in my boxers in the dinner queue got me labelled a ‘dirty old man’.
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To be fair, I don’t think you can really judge the lass’s appearance by the photo from the Sun. That’s exactly how 9-out-of-10 stunners look when you wake up and roll over the next morning… I can imagine even a desperate, randy 14 year old would probably consider the picture from the Sun so be at least an 7-out-of-10.
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The photos in the GBNews link are more like it.
Hell – any red-blooded heterosexual 14 yr old would be gagging for it!
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Bloody hell if these photo filters work that well I might have a go on my old gits mug
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Dreamed of this when I was a spotty teenager. Lucky bastards.
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