“The Norwegian national was today handed a life sentence with a minimum term of 22 years at the Old Bailey having admitted multiple counts of conspiring to and causing grievous bodily harm (GBH) to five men. The offences included removing a man’s penis, clamping others’ testicles, and freezing a victim’s leg to the point of amputation.”(Sky news)
No not a Viking chapter of the Kray Brothers but an aficionado of an international group of sickos into what is known as “extreme body modification” or “genital nullification practitioners” so all very kosher (Jewish circumcision geddit). Web sites, chat rooms, contact forums and all. Not just the odd post card in a public phone box swimming in rancid piss. Serious and well connected connections if you get me drift. They use the terms “nullers” (those cut or wishing to be cut eg Thomas the Cunt Engine) and “cutters” (those offering the service eg Admin). (That’ll be Day Admin then – NA)
By no means averse myself to having me calloused old arse paddled by a very naughty leather clad filly flashing a bit of whiffy minge – but enough of me grand daughter – she’ll be the death of me yet. Just wishing to establish that YT is by no means an old prude – old school public school education including introduction into buggery (for the under 5s), Catholic junior school advanced level flagellation (top marks) and Sexual Perversions for the Tory Candidate (pass mark only due to strength of competition).
I had a late mate who liked to keep a piece of wire wool tucked into his japs eye and piss through that. Apparently it reminded him of the sensation of his first clap so he could feel young again. It takes all sorts and I cast aside none except when the wanker forgot he had it in when going through an airport gate and set off the alarm. I let him handle that one all by himself. He was allowed onto the next plane after a full internal.
I tip Cunters the wink that despite the shock horror revelations, there is nothing new about such shenanigans. Part and parcel of life in Certain Circles and with the spread of the internet, available to all (for a monitization). Enough from me, I do not judge but judge for yourselves:
Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke
(those cut or wishing to be cut eg Thomas the Cunt Engine)
A disgraceful accusation…I don’t wish harm upon myself.
Just others.
And if this sicko and his warped mates aren’t into kıddy pọrn, together with their laundry lists of pęrvęrsıons, I’ll be a Dawn Butler’s uncle.
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Morning, Mr Cunt Engine. I see the Germans have reduced sentences for kiddeee fiddling. All very enlightened I am sure. Harriet would be proud.
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German kiddy fiddlers? Really?
https://www.akpool.co.uk/postcards/26444067-postcard-fuehrer-und-reichskanzler-adolf-hitler-am-hintersee-bei-berchtesgaden-junge-in-lederhosen
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I wonder if the boy a member of our Royal Family of that time?
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My grandad’s proudest moment in life was posing with uncle Adolf for that photo.
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Save yourself some cash, put your knob in the mangler and give it a whirl. Gones in a blender, chop chop.
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I’ll wager that Terry was a ‘nuller’ and June was a ‘cutter’.
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i have no idea what the fuck you are talking about, thankfully.
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Don’t look it’s not a pretty sight! – Wes Streeting being circumcised by Marius with a blunt butter knife. However, as Streeting is both a “Labour Friend of Israel” AND a “Labour Friend of Palestine” (Redbridge is a very diverse area) he can content himself it is what Abdul and Reuben would have wanted. Little Wes would have to think of it as a “fore-gone” conclusion.
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If you good cunters don’t mind, I have grown attached to the meat and two veg over the years. Anyways Mine are needed so I can be shot by an outraged husband when I’m a 105 years old. My last words will be she was a lousy fuck.
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There was a case a few years back of a group who were prosecuted here in the Uk. They had consented to nail each other’s hamptons to pieces of wood.
Quite bizarre behaviour, and also makes you think why did the state get involved.
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The judge was probably friends with the accused.
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The Spanner case if I recall, started the whole deviant is normal narrative. Never was able to find out if they were taken to the nick with their todgers still nailed to the table. Massive outcry by the pervs
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There’s nowt so qüeer as folk.
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Is queer still a trigger word?
Yes. Ugh! – NA.
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If its all consensual for these numb bastards to want this done to them, good luck. It should become commercialised to rapidly remove these halfwits. It appears to be related to the “Don’t Know Their Arse from Their Elbow Brigade” to what sex they are.
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Always wondered what Norwegian’s were like. You can keep them, I know it’s no fun in the cold and semi permanent darkness but this isn’t a good hobby.
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There are some very strange people in this world,cuts his dick off and sticks it in a draw freezes his leg amputated it to get benefits but even weirder other cunts think what a great idea and let him do it to them . There’s some right sick cunts out there
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To be fair it is hard to get a NHS appointment these days..
So maybe we need a few more of these back alley joints..
But only to be used by illegals and politicians..
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Even this isn’t as weird as the Kraut cannibal and his willing victim:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes
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Eunuch Maker,/i>
Starring: Roger Moore, Maximillian Schell and Ingrid Pitt
Directed by Guy Hamilton
Produced by Albert Broccoli
Title song performed by Shirley Bassey
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Victimless crime.
Some freaky Nordic cunt wants his bits cut off?
No problem.
This is the cunt who removed his own leg isn’t it?.
😂 Hehehe
He’s crackers.
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He’s also no Cherry Darling (from Grindhouse):
https://images.app.goo.gl/5eWYSVASgYTZh9iB9
That’s the best thing to do with a leg stump…affix an assault rifle to it and go postal in a mọsque.
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Hey Marius, Suzy Izzard was wondering if you could give her/him/it/them a cut-price gender op.
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There was some bloke recently had his ears and nose cut off.
Willingly like.
Not sure why?
He was into.body.modification.
Started out with a tattoo and ears pierced ended up looking like a XL bullies chewtoy.
This is the daft cunt
https://images.app.goo.gl/9r4yPVSdHJ3UXVYcA
He looks like that bloke in the waiting room in Beetlejuice
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If some foreign twat offered me £300 to chop his ears off I’d not be able to get the garden shears out fast enough!!
It’d be my pleasure!
Top tip
Uring sellotape you can still wear glasses.
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This guy and the likes of Gustavson are, to my mind, nutters plain and simple.
Afternoon all.
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Mental ‘elf.
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I wouldn’t but Norwegians would.
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You smartarse Isabel!
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Ta, Arfur.
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Have you flattened a Rubix cube???
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I love indigenous art.
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Can you do pixel art of a Welshman stumbling after the above chicken with his trousers round his knees and his miserable tinkle out?
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Would that be a certain newsreader, Thomas?
‘oops, back to the mental hospital’.
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Not one you’d want your daughter to bring home….’dad meet Marius’ …….’hi, you like to see my cuttings’ ✂️💇♂️
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Everybody needs a hobby. Don’t the police have enough to do without interfering in people’s private affairs? And they call it a free country.
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Who is the bird who presents those Omaze adverts, she has got an absolutely banging pair of chuds. Especially in the green dress she’s wearing in the latest ad. You wouldn’t want to dispose of they beauties.
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Dame Penelope Wilton?
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Joanne Pickard?
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Jo Pickard?
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I now realise what a sheltered life I’ve led.
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Should put him charge of the peaceful diddlers. He really could go to town, the videos would sell for a good price diddler problem solved.
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What a bunch of silly cunts.
Rather than do it themselves at home and feel the full force of the law, they should have put on some lippy and a frock and got it for free on the NHS.
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