Magaluf Price Hike Complaining

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In summary: businesses on the island raise drink prices to stop low class chavs and boorish ‘lads’ from getting wasted and causing trouble. Said chavs and ‘lads’ kick off and claim their right to a cheap holiday is being infringed. Some of them are even ‘Magaluf regulars’ – as if going to a place like that once wasn’t already sad enough.

At the risk of sounding like one of those insufferable travel bores, fuck off, stop moaning and go on a REAL holiday you fucking cunts – perhaps one that explores what Spain is ACTUALLY like beyond the cookie cutter resorts and party islands? If your sole criteria for a holiday is the ability to get drunk on the cheap, then you probably shouldn’t be allowed to go on holiday in the first place.

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55 thoughts on “Magaluf Price Hike Complaining”

  1. I was press ganged into a stag weekend to Benidorm once .

    Fuck it’s like that Dystopian bottom dream level in the film Inception , the bit with the buildings crumbling and falling into the sea .

    The strip of bars feels like they have teleported Barnsley to Spain such is the lack of indigenous culture and people .

    Just a load of Southern blokes in Liverpool shirts and Northern blokes in Rugby League tops

    Most depressing place ever

  2. Never even considered going to a shithole like this. Living in one is bad enough.

  3. Love shagaluf and bedemdorm in my younger days. Brill. And kavos in corfu brill 18-30 s beer 🍺 sun and slags. Awesome 😎
    Shame I can’t keep pace these days
    Still good memories. So fuck off dego leave them kids alone.

  4. Better off in Blackpool and staying in spoons all day with local chavs 🍺…….’oh i do like to be beside the seaside’ especially miss the laughing policeman, funny how they’ve become that many of the public see them as that today… laughable

  5. Looks like Spanish plod aren’t fucking about either.

    Being drunk in public, acting the cunt, partaking in drunken punch ups and being partially naked (Speedo man) while walking down the high street are now being met with huge fines. Get lippy and it’s a good hiding and a huge fine.

    Good stuff!

    Can we start doing this here?

    • Back in the good old days the Guardis Civil weren’t afraid to get their truncheons out and give troublemakers a bit of a bashing, particularly if it was foreign lads against the locals.

  6. How vulgar.

    I wouldn’t consider going on a package holiday to Spain,
    Your 70% more likely to be hit by golf balls there.

    For me it’s not a holiday unless it involves crab paste butties, Pak -a-mak, thermos flask and a tearoom.

  7. * Glasgow couple Bobby and Marie McQueen “…
    Said they won’t be back.
    What a shame☹️

    I bet the bar owners of magaluf will be heartbroken that Glasgow’s answer to Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor won’t bring glamour to the isle anymore?

    FFS.

  8. Shock horror as prices go up?
    Have Spanish hot spots ever been cheap?

    It’s a bit like going to the west end and going ” it’s a bit pricey here:
    It’s designed to remove morons from their money.. taxpayers money by the sounds of the cunts moaning..

    If you haven’t got the imagination to try somewhere else, you deserve to be fleeced..

    I hear gaza has nice beaches..

  9. I’ve never forgiven those Spanish Cunts for interrupting Francis Drake’s game of bowls.

    No fucking manners.

    Good Morning.

  10. Instead of raising prices there should be a vetting system that looks at academic and career achievement and the absence of a criminal record. If you pass you can get in as long as you’ve no more than one small tattoo and are not wearing a replica football top.

    • * and for women with fake tits and dinghy lips – don’t bother trying to get in because you’ll be straight back on the next plane.

    • I’ve always been rather suspicious of people that haven’t got a criminal record.

  11. These places are good. Let all the wankers go to a single place and not bother normal people. It’s only Spaniards they’re winding up, which they deserve for being idle and blatantly taking more fish than their precious EU has told them they can catch.

    • You’re right about the fish. Many years ago I ordered fish in Spanish restaurant and was surprised at the size of the portion for what I paid, especially compared to what I would have paid at home. Decades later I know why. They take their own and a good part of everybody else’s, the greasy bastards.

  12. At least the Dago’s are honest about it.
    If it was over here we’d blame the war in Ukraine, Brexit, climate change or Donald Trump.
    And besides, it’s already happened here. Most of what you spend on a pint goes to the treasury, but you don’t hear Kai and Chardonnay whinging about that.

  13. I couldn’t imagine anywhere I’d be more miserable than magaluf surrounded by fuckin Scouse cunts.

    Welcome to Hell.
    When’s the next available flight out?

  18. I’m not a fan of Spain or the Spanish as you all know, but good on ’em. These resorts are a business, and not a charity. Besides, a fool and his money are soon parted.

    It’s not a right to have a holiday. And it’s certainly not your right to act like a cunt abroad to the detriment of the local area and annoyance of the natives

    Nowt wrong with getting pissed on holiday. Just stay in your lane and don’t do anything you wouldn’t do at home.

    For example – in Russia many years ago, I saw an English bloke waving his passport around and wads of Rubles around outside a bar. The regulars got a bit pissed off with him after a few hours and gave him a good shoeing outside said hostelry. Good on ’em! 😁

  19. Spanish people are fucking mean.
    They do not spend money.

    Many of them have second homes by the sea, but it’s unlikely that they brought them.
    They would have been left to them in a relatives will.
    The same way that they have their main homes in the city.
    These homes stay in the family and are never sold.

    When they do visit their holiday homes they spend no money.
    You will see them in the supermarkets filling up their trolleys with cheap, frozen pizzas.
    They rarely eat out.

    An extended family of six or more will take up a few tables on a bar terrace and will order a large bottle of water to be shared between them all.
    That will last them all night.

    If there is a football game on the TV then the Spanish will sit there for 2 hours or more with a single coffee in front of them.

    Many of the apartment blocks near the beaches have outside showers.
    They are used to get any sand off yourself before going inside.

    The Spanish form a long queue and use these showers when they haven’t been to the beach.

    They are that fucking tight that they won’t even pay for water in their own homes.

    Bar owners of all nationalities don’t want them on their premises.

    In the larger resorts Spanish youngsters are not allowed into some bars or nightclubs. Not even the nightclubs that are Spanish owned.
    The doormen talk to everyone on their way in.
    If they are Spanish they are told to go and find somewhere else for the evening.

    I know that sounds cuntish but who the fuck needs their nightclub full of teenagers who buy one bottle of water for the whole night.

    Magaluf is a magnet for young people from all different countries.
    Booze and food are cheap by comparison to their home countries.
    There are some good clubs and loads of shagging goes on.

    Good luck to the kids I say.
    You are only young once.

    The bar and club owners do not want to put off anyone from coming on holiday as
    everyone benefits.

    There may be a few pensioners who have settled in the wrong areas.
    These are the type of cunts that buy a house in the English countryside and start complaining about the local church bells ringing on a Sunday or chickens making a noise early every morning.

    Here they buy properties near to a beach and then complain that they can’t park outside of their houses in the summer.

    They will buy in a rural area and moan that there isn’t a bus service or a nearby doctor’s surgery.

    They will be the ones complaining about the enormous amount of kids that visit Magaluf who get pissed on the cheap booze.
    Everyone else will look forward to the holiday season starting and the huge amount of cash that is brought in.

    Spain relies on tourism.
    In places like Magaluf there is almost nothing else that brings in the money.

    Unimportant if you are looking for a quiet life living off your pension.

    The pensioners want things their own way and they don’t give a fuck about the impact on the local economy.

    • Hear hear, Artful.

      I once saw a Spanish lass make a single glass of red wine last an ENTIRE night in a bar. I’m not joking.

      It was slightly impressive.

      • Oh no, LL.

        I’m a generous host. I always make sure there’s plenty of drink and food at my Hanukah celebrations.

        Joking, I’m secular, not practicing. I eat pork. Nothing nicer than a bacon butties, except one with sausage on it!

        And I drink like a fish, so if you’re ever passing by, call in. I’ll do a hog roast, wine boxes and some Peronni.

    • Spain is basically the Cornwall of the continent, with more STD and less pasties.

  20. Spain is traditionally the bolt-hole for retired sarf London gangsters. I understand the the world famous gangster Ray Winstone runs a bar there called the ‘Leave it Aaaht.’ It has everything, including tarts called Queenie and Doris, and high speed Wifi for the betting apps.

    Slipper of the Yard is also a regular there. In one corner there is the stuffed corpse of Jack the Hat. Saturday nights there is a right old knees up with Chaz and Dave. ‘I don’t care if he come s round here’ they all sing.

    Good morning, everyone.

  23. Me and the Mrs have fucked Spain off.
    We go to Greece now, locals are more appreciative of you being there, sea is nicer, generally more our vibe, the strip is there as and when you want it.
    We tried Bulgaria last year too, that was good, would definitely go back to Sunny Beach again, and Nessebar is really nice of you like a traditional town.

    • Alright, Grantham. We went to Elounda a couple of years ago for a summer holiday. Bloody brilliant. One of the nicest holidays we’ve ever had. I also ate the world’s best tomatoes there. Nothing since has come close.

      A left-field choice, but Estonia’s great too. Plenty of lakes and beaches. The Baltic Sea is nice if you head out to Saaremaa or one of the islands. The locals aren’t pushy, it gets bastard hot in the summer, and the sun never really goes down in July and August.

  24. An unjustified cunting. While all these orange slags and neanderthal retards are pissing off the Spanish they are a thousand miles from anywhere civilised people want to be. Long may the Spanish welcome them with open tills and gutters to fuck, piss and puke in.

    • Longest sentence, 8 fucking years!

      Fuck my old boots!

      What a travesty.

  26. About time.

    The British underclass should not be allowed on a plane. They get overexcited and drink far too much.

    Only people who can spell their children’s names shoukd be allowed out of the country. the rest should stay here and take their grotty families to holiday parks with the Sun voucher scheme.

    The Spaniards could also help themselves by not pandering to the dietary stupidity of the blBrit abroad; get rid of sausages bacon chips and beans, fried eggs and burgers.

    A mate of mine suggested a trip to the Balearics in the mid noughties. I said it wasn’t for me.

    He said you don’t know if you don’t try.
    I responded, quoting another mate, saying; you don’t need to eat dog shit to know it’s dog shit.

    He seemed upset by that.

    • Not everywhere in the Balearics is shit, if you go to Magaluf your going to encounter the pissheads and wankers, but there are parts where these bods don’t know about that are lovely, like anywhere really.
      Your mate was right if you don’t go you’ll never know.

  27. Ibiza, cunted that place before. Up its own arse, expensive, where they can’t even dance normally. ‘Mega Clubs’ charging €15 for a bottle of water. A sunset that “Can’t be beaten anywhere in the World”, I beg to differ, I loathe the fucking place with a passion. Plus it’s got that cunt Linikers brother there, who’s actually a bigger cunt, No mean feat.

    • The Maldives has the best sunset in the world, best sunrise, too.

      Fuck off, Ibiza. You’ve no idea what the word “best” means.

  28. I’m glad that places like this exist.
    It keeps the riff raff away from the places I go.

    Went to Portugal last year and stayed the hell away from Albufeira.
    Walking along the Portuguese coastline in beautiful sunshine, looking at the green/blue sea.
    I stopped at this small grotto near the cliffs, sheltered from the sun, when this cat appeared out of nowhere and started rubbing against my leg.

    MNC will say it was a bruja/bruxa or skinwalker or something like that and I’m now a marked man or cursed… and to be fair he might well be right.

    Sergeeo!

  29. There are a few places on my travel bucket list such as Rome, Istanbul, Athens, Tunis and Alexandria…… spoiler alert! They’re all historical hot spots of the Roman Empire.

    I have a drink problem but I think I can visit all of these places without a single drop of alcohol passing my lips. If I can do it, so can these stupid cunts.

    • Rome and Athens are wonderful, but go in the cooler months.

      High summer is brutal.

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