Lewis Capaldi (3)

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Lewis Crapaldi is a fat, ugly, self-pitying Jock cunt.

He can’t hold high notes, despite attempting them frequently in his ‘music’, and his entire act consists of whining about his inability to maintain a relationship and encouraging his audience of impressionable teenage girls to feel sorry for him about it.

It’s borderline incel behaviour and yet NO ONE calls him out for it. And the worst part? Courtesy of Hallam FM I frequently have to hear his moaning, narcissistic crap. His entire existence is pointless, and the world would be better off if it forgot him.

(The link is from 2020 but I can’t find anything else that would be relevant outside of Reddit threads. I suppose that demonstrates the extent to which th Crapaldi virus has taken hold).

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83 thoughts on “Lewis Capaldi (3)”

  1. He looks like a ginger uncle Festus.

    Of course he can’t hold down a relationship.

    The decent thing for him to do would be to slit his wrists in a warm bath, but apparently he sings about his troubles.

    I have never heard the cunt sing and I have no intention of doing so.

    • Yeah but Mick Hucknall was a ginger pug and yet he was swimming in pussy.

      Granted, old Mick could sing well and is alleged to have had a knob that’d make a donkey blush, but I think the main thing which distinguishes the two is the song themes.

      Mick Hucknall sang love songs but he said the things women want to hear, whereas Capaldi sings about his failure and whines about non-stop – whining is a woman’s job.

      If women wanted to date somebody who whinges non-stop about their woes, then all women would be lesbians.

      • Reminds me of the Viz letters page observation from a few years back:

        They say you are what you eat. Well that being the case, Mick Hucknall must have eaten a lot of hairy pie in his time because he’s a complete twat.

      • Back in the 90’s I was at a charidee football tournament at Stamford Bridge. Lennox Lewis just steamrollered over the dwarf Hucknall. Apart from Sarah Cox’s bouncing tits it was the highlight of the day.

    • I think it is bloody funny when we discuss popular music on here. I suspect the average age of contributors to this website is somewhat older than average and our knowledge of Britpop, or whatever they all it, is a little limited. We yearn for the return of Pearl Carr and Teddy Johnston to represent us at Eurovision instead of that abomination who.was there last Saturday.
      Not everyone is blessed with the devastating good looks possessed by MNC but that Capaldi is one ugly cunt. I believe the Good Lord gives with one hand and takes with the other, so I suspect he must have a ginormous winkle in compensation.

    • Link doesn’t work.

      He is a fat, ginger cunt.
      Take my word for it.

  6. I don’t know who this ugly fat cunt is, I’ve never heard any of his music, and I can’t be bothered to click on the link.

    I can see this is going to be a ‘can’t be arsed’ weekend.

    • Better make that a ‘can’t be arsed’ long weekend.

      It’s only Friday. Wake up you dopey cunt.

  7. A male ( I use the term loosely ) version of Adele, without the vocal ability.
    You almost feel sorry for modern teenage girls.
    In my day they had George Michael or Morten Harkett.
    Nowadays they’ve got Ed Halibut Face Sheercunt or this fat cunt to frig off to.
    Poor fuckers!

    • zin my dad it was Takezthat and zjason Donovan, or if they were a bit more adventurous and precocious, Marky Mark Walberg and the Funky Bunch and East 17

  8. Looks like the podgy offspring of the Emperor from Return of the Jedi.

    Can’t say i’ve heard his music. I last listened to contempary artists in 2008.

  9. People can tolerate ugly and malformed but not a whining moaning cunt.

    You play the cards your dealt in life.

    Ok so he looks like the monster from the Goonies,
    But he still got laid,
    Being a Scottish Quasimodo shouldn’t be a hurdle if you have a dazzling personality.

    Try smiling you self pitying little cunt.

    • Didnt he come up with pizza toppings for Domino’s tie-in promotion?

      I would’ve suggested a cherry tomato and ricotta topping and.name it Dean Gaffney’s Bacne.

    • I’m expecting him to unmask him self one day and we’ll find out that it’s been Peter Kay with a ginger wig all along.

  10. Lewis capaldi is a cunt bit not as much a cunt as Henry Cole for he is a cunt of the highest order.
    Makes my milk go sour the cunt!

      • I’ll give you that Mis he can do a turn on an oil can but it’s his superior attitude that fucks me off cos he treats his co presenters like they are beneath him yet all of them are way more skilled than so called biker cunt in his fucking binman jacket and right cunt of a hat.

      • Scunny@

        Henry doesn’t bother me,
        But Simon O’Briens screeching Scouse sidekick Gemma Longworth makes me take a hammer to my teeth.

        The talentless cunt.

  11. Ps

    My wife likes this awful shoegazing twat.

    I don’t.

    I’ve had to listen to his bollocks on a car journey and I’ll not forgive or forget.

    In the good ol’ days he’d be run out of town by villagers with flaming torches and pitchforks.

    Quite rightly.

  12. I’d make her get the bus 😁

    Good morning 🌄👍

    From Hayfield.

    Walking to New Mills this morning, we’re all excited 😆

    All right pal ?

    • Alright Jack👍

      You jammy sod.

      I’m just about to go out on a job moving asylum seekers ☹️
      For a council social worker.

      Gutted.

      Enjoy your day👍

    • Greetings from Buxton, Jack,

      Nice day for it, isn’t it?

      I was up at Solomon’s Temple this morning. Loads of white people and their dogs out, the sun in my bones. Lovely stuff!

      If you’re in New Mills, go for a swift half in Beer Shed!

      • Cuntis_Cuntis@. We ended up in The Pride Of The Peaks.

        The Tim Taylors was highly commendable.

        I bought a second hand book by D. Brian Plummer and a couple of massive cherry scones.

        Ethel bought some dungarees, for a reason only a woman could comprehend.

        We’ve seen lots of whiteys, which is very reassuring and have just finished off a bottle of red.🍷

        Amidst all this excessive enjoyment, I have been with MNC in spirit. As he has been toiling for lice infested foreign types in the glorious sunshine.😂

        Mrs. MNC will have dusted him with DDT now and put him to bed. Ready to do it all again, tomorrow.

        We’ll be watching the cricket in Hayfield, whilst getting squiffy. 👍

        Good evening 👍

  13. This represents the first tier of 2020s music.

    Compare this with albums of yesteryear, such as Out of The Blue (ELO), The Original Soundtrack (10cc), a Kick Inside (Kate Bush). I could go on but you get the thrust?

  14. my god makes me glad I’m of the elder old git group 👴…..stop moaning you old fart I’ve been told on the odd occasion, FFS they are seriously a bunch of cretins telling me to stop when they listen to this self pitying Muppet and ed campfire sheerarse, plastic swifty etc and call it 🎶……. I’ve seen better at the boozer on karaoke, perhaps Lew can do a concert at a mental institution where the guests could tear him limb from limb and all concerned would be happy 😁….woe is me

    • I remember some tome ago people on radio 2 texting in to say how one of Ed Sheeran’s maudlin mopefests was upsetting them. A bit like the twats who phone up Jezza Vine to talk about some tragedy or how the subject being discussed has ‘affected’ them and start blubbing on air.

      Cretins.

  15. I imagine his dad peter, wishes he was the doctor and he could go back and shoot lewis up the bedroom curtains..

  16. Looks like the cunts eating himself to death.

    No doubt he’ll be on the heroin soon enough.

    Might get some weight of him,just prior to sending him to the great Greggs in the Sky.

    “It’s what he would have wanted”

    Fuck Off and Good Morning.

  17. Any white male popular musical “act” these days, has to be some kind of shite, bland, tortured, incel, singer songwriter solo type.

    Capaldi is a prime example.

    The lack of guitar bands consisting of white British lads, with anything resembling confidence or attitude, are conspicuous by their absence in modern music.

    • Can’t have all-male guitar bands any more, unless they are made up from right-on Nepo-kids like Fran Healy.

      Too much toxic masculinity.

      • Today’s crap like Capaldi and Sheercunt almost makes me long for the days of Oasis and Blur.

        And last weeks Eurovision makes me wish that Hitler had won…

  18. No doubt a poofter. He should join Lord Mandy on Hampstead Heath every evening to find a new “friend” every night of the year. Allegedly.

  19. Gave him the benefit of doubt and from the few seconds I heard, sounded like Pinky without Perky slowed down, then a belly laugh from me. Its another case of blame that goes to the gullible tone deaf and a thumbs up from me to the cheeky cunt for getting away with it.

  20. If you rearrange the letters of `Lewis Capaldi ` you can make `Ugly fat cunt`.⭐

    ⭐Almost.

  21. Never knowingly heard this Capaldi cunt.

    As for Hallam FM, why would you listen to a radio station that plays music you hate? Very strange.

  22. Ginger fat jock does shout a lot when he “sings”.
    It irritates me no end..
    🎵🎵🎵💩

  24. Never heard him ‘perform’ but he looks like another singing blancmange – sickly, opaque and gelatinous. People used to use blancmanges for sex when trapped in kitchens or unable to pull a bird (allegedly). He should be careful and move around a lot.

    Good morning, everyone.

  25. Don’t know if we can cunt him on here. He’s fat, ginger and Scottish , all three are probably disabilities so it’s likely that some cunt will get offended he’s getting cunted.

    Confusing much?

  26. I had to look him up on YouTube. Have heard him before on the radio but didn’t know who he was.
    Put it this way : don’t bother if you want cheering up!

  27. Heard his music whilst driving home after Christmas last year. Put me in a right bad mood. I understand we all get down from time-to-time, but there’s nowt worse than a self-pitying bloke. Especially one who looks like a fucking jelly.

    Here’s my advice to him: Straighten up, practice a bit of self-discipline, put the pies down, and recognise you might be the problem if you can’t get a bird. If you are, drop the ego and do a bit of work on yourself to stop being less of a cunt.

    Peter Capaldi’s fucking great, though. Perhaps he should tune his inner Malcolm Tucker to sort his whelk of a nephew out.

  28. I can’t bear to look at him, much less listen to the slab of self-pitying lard.

    One is reminded of a backwards, fat council estate baby wagon, fit only to spit out caramac coloured offspring from multiple “fathers” of the type that don’t get up till it’s dark, so she can claim more benefits. Lambert & Butler and Frey Bentoss pie diet. The flat festooned with stale urine and the reek of weed and un-walked staff excrement.

    • Alright, MMCM,

      Not a big fan of Dr. Who, but I enjoyed Peter Capaldi’s take on it. I always expected him to open the Tardis and say “come the fuck in, or fuck the fuck off!”

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