“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s Home Affairs correspondent Ron Knee reporting from Peckham, where protestors are trying to block the transfer of migrants from a hotel to the Bibby Stockholm barge. I’m joined by socialite and self-styled social justice warrior Araminta Heymer-Pratt; perhaps you could tell us why you’re here?”
“Well like okay yah. I mean, I’m not really sure and stuff, but like my besty Portia said it would be jolly fun, shouting ‘all migrants are welcome’, and knocking bobbies’ helmets off and shit, isn’t it? We’re like soooooo hoping to get arrested…”
“I see. Isn’t there something more constructive you could do, such as get a job?”
“Golly no. I mean, what good’s a third class degree in Gender and Diversity Studies in today’s job market? Besides *giggle* daddy’s soooooo generous with his ickle girl’s allowance. And you’re forgetting what you said yourself; this is like social and political activism to prevent the fizz (all coppers are bastards, by the way) from implementing oppressive state policies or something. These people can’t go to that place. Portia says that they can’t get a soy latté or an avocado dip there. It’s like worse than Austerlitz, and against health and safety and shit like that”
“I don’t mean to be rude, but you seem to have little grasp of the situation. For example, aren’t you concerned that unprecedented numbers of migrants are putting severe pressure on the supply of housing and access to the NHS?”
“Golly I mean I live in Hampstead, and daddy has private medical insurance for us all. It’s like soooooo not my problem”
“Then you wouldn’t be prepared to make a personal sacrifice by taking a couple of them in and looking after them yourself?”
“Oh we couldn’t possibly. We’ve only got five bathrooms, so we soooooo don’t have space. And mommy has an allergy…Oh corkers here’s my boyfriend Roddy in his vintage E-type. Isn’t she a beauty? Sozzers and all that, but must dash. We’re off to the Savoy for afternoon tiffin; the smoked salmon savouries are simply divine with a glass of champers…”
“So there you have it. Another day, another round of vacuous, trendy virtue-signalling. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”
Nominated by Ron Knee with a second helping on this topic by Sixdog Vomit below.
I’d like a short sharp cunting for the protesters who prevented a coach from taking illegal cunts to the Bibby Stockholm barge in Dorset.
I don’t want them to be put on a barge in Dorset either, I want anyone who arrives here illegally sent home and their government billed. If you can’t provide ID and won’t tell us where you’re from we will assume it’s Gaza and drop you there.
Not these cunts though, they want the illegals to be housed and fed etc at everyone else’s expense as a reward for arriving here illegally.
If you’re an asylum seeker you seek asylum in the first safe nation you enter, you don’t cross continents and multiple safe countries.
Build camps for the cunts, call them concentration camps if you like, I don’t care.
The illegals stay in the camps, get fed three meals a day and a dry warm place to sleep and a field to exercise in. Leave the camp without permission and your asylum claim ends there and then.
The way the system works now just attracts more and more of the cunts. The protesters can all fuck off. They should pay to keep the cunts here if they love them so much.
Read it and weep…
Each of these protesters should be allocated a smelly dinghy paddler or spend a year in jail. They house him, feed him, pay for a thing he wants and, when he (99.99999999% likely to be a he) inevitably breaks the law, they can get an equal sentence. Fuck ’em all.
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‘anything’ not ‘a thing’
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Other than the UK I can’t think of anywhere in the world that the police would not have cleared the street in about 10 seconds using their batons.
No arrests needed.
Why waste public money on that.
Just smack them around with a night stick.
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More likely to give the cunts a hot drink and a warm scarf.
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Water will shift this load of thick filthy no brained young lazy cunts.
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Added bonus, it’s their annual wash.
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I’m taking up a subscription to buy scrubbing brushes and Jeyes Fluid.
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This is just one coach taking a few dozen criminals to a barge, they weren’t even being detained ahead of deportation. If the police can’t even clear a hundred or so fucking students then imagine what is going to happen at these detention centers and airports when or more likely if, because I still don’t think it will happen, they start flying the cunts to Rwanda.
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should be detonation centres, feckin pollutants.
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Bus them all to the Irish border, tell them they’re going to be deported to Rwanda, then sit back and watch them go.
Paddy won’t be pleased, but then he did insist on an open border post-Brexit.
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Bus them to Unkle T’s industrial sized heater instead.Parasites.
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Lol!
They wanted an open border when it suited, now they want a closed one when it suits.
I’m not sure what their lords and masters in Brussels have got to say on that.
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What’s really needed is for one of these illegal bush dwelling savages to rape / murder the child of someone of “importance”..!
Watch the wheels of the law turn then…🔥
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This already happened.
Tony ‘Satan’s envoy on Earth’ Blair’s daughter and her equally chinless boyfriend were mugged at knifepoint in Eaton square by a ‘new arrival’.
That was swept under the carpet pretty fucking quickly.
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That cunt Bliar mugged us off for years
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I’m just in a client’s house, extremely wealthy, couple of champagne lefties.
There’s a copy of the “Byline Times” here, subtitled “What the Papers don’t say”
The headline story is, and I quote:
“The far right grooming of survivors of child sexual exploitation.
As police and social services fail to address a national crisis in child sexual exploitation, a five month investigation uncovers how the vulnerability of survivors is being weaponised by extremists to further anti-Muslim hate”
These people are very rich and, in the case of the lady that reads this muck, highly educated. But lefties.
Shall we discuss the mental and moral chaos required to be a thinking lefty of significant means?
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Afternoon, Dave,
You alright, mate?
I echo your comment here. I have a pair of lovely friends – I cannot stress how lovely they are, they really stepped up when I nearly got divorced earlier in the year! – who are massive middle class lefties.
I was a bit pissed in their house last year, and decided to stir the pot around a few topics. Firstly, trannies. Secondly, EVs.
One of the aforementioned friends was saying something along the lines of “oh, you can identify however you want, a man can have a fanny, etc etc.” She quickly changed her tune when I asked her how she’d feel if Big Dave got his cock out in the wimminz changing room down the swimming pool in front of her.
R.E. EVs, I like EVs. I’d happily have one. I also love all sorts of cars and motorsport. They were both giving me a bit of an earful about how wasteful racing is, how it should go full EVs, why EVs are the future. I retorted with “so why do you have a fuck off Range Rover on your drive?”
Jokes aside, though, I do enjoy talking to them and it never gets nasty at all. I haven’t quite gone there about my love for Trump and dislike of Effnicks, though… I value their friendship!
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How do cuntis, all good mate, hope the same goes for you.
I think I may have mentioned on here before about an acquaintance who was getting changed with her three daughters at the leisure centre only to have her 8 year old daughter point to Davina walking around the changing room with meat and two veg on full display. Said acquaintance complained to reception and was chastised for misgendering Davina. Suffice it to say, that experience was enough to make their mind up on the tranny question – I think that’s what a lot of lefties need; a cold, hard, dose of tumescent reality.
As for the car thing…ho ho ho…I obviously cannot be indiscreet, but let’s just say that the people I mention above, well cars and fossil fuels play a very big role in his life, but they make sure they put their recycling out and vote Green when the opportunity arises.
These people can ably dispense their lefty preachments from behind the barbed wired walls of their ten million pound gaff. Which is why I find it just a tad hypocritical of them to hold views about the Islamophobic extreme right, when they live 300 miles away from the nearest Parky Ghetto. The only time in fact they see anyone with a tan anywhere near them is when the DPD driver is on the intercom at the bottom of their mile long gravel driveway.
It’s easy to be a socialist when you’re rich enough to maintain a solid distance between yourself and the people whose rights you’re standing up for.
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Only mass public disorder by the decreasing yet still substantial sane majority will stop this insanity. All boats should be sunk wherever they are found regardless of who’s aboard. The RNLI should be ordered to keep away. All police should be withdrawn from south coast beaches so that any who slip through can be properly welcomed. Those already here should be given the simple choice Dublin, Rwanda or fuck off home.
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Did make me chuckle when I heard the Paddies, Micks and Bogtrotters wanted to police the ‘hard border’ with NI in order to prevent the immigrants entering Eire.
What a bunch of two faced hypocrisy from the cunts. Their beloved EU and it’s border rules working out well I guess.
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Can they not change the name of this floating cesspit?
A competition, like they did with the Fucky McFuck Face ship.
[As (part time) King of Sweden I will sponsor this competition]
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Keep Dorset clean.
Leave the fuckers in Londonistan.
Build a wall around the M25 and let them stew in their own fetid juices. Mare Khunt will look out for them.
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Build it just inside the M25 but make sure there are no London bound slip roads. That way drivers can still enjoy their journeys.
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https://youtu.be/JaQlThBJWOM?si=upt58DfFlMoRHx5Z
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Not surprised at all 😔
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MG-42 these leftie tards.Not difficult.The silent takeover is beginning.
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A few bashed up daahlings and the rest will soon fuck off out of fear and finding a less stressful cause to follow.
Job done.
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The driver should’ve just run over them.
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Indeed.
He’d then have been arrested for assault or whatever instead of getting a medal.
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Yet again mob rule beats the laws of the land.
What a fine example of piss poor policing to encourage the ragheads and their hard left supporters.
A complete change of tactics might help..a Special Patrol Group that enforces deportation by force,anyone getting in the way gets taken away with the foreign looters.
Anyhow,prevention is better than cure..give the cunts what the Nazis would have got in 1940 if they had landed on our shores..lots and lots of mustard gas.
Fifth Column traitors? Immo lawyers,”activists” and placard waving traitors?
Oven.
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We are way too soft and will never stop our country turning into a third world shit pit just so a few lefties can feel all fluffy and good about themselves.
Sorry.
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Off topic but Gloria de Piero has a magnificent pair of tits.
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Yes, definitely a tidy boiler that one.
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Blimey. Enough to make vote Labour;
https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/gloria-de-piero-mp–406168460156242538/
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I would tell her i’d vote labour if she showed me her tits. And arse whilst she’s at it!
Think i’d better go for my annual wank now Ron.
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Shame she’s thick then.
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To be brutally honest mog, that wouldn’t bother me too much.
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Hard working British people are being let down in every possible way. The police are useless, they’d rather stand around in case they ‘offend’ anyone. The courts are useless, not enough prisons to put cunts in, soft as shit ‘sentencing’ The incumbent ‘government’ seems to be a lacky of the civil servants, not the other way round. Border farce are a water-taxi service for any scumbag that chances his arm in a boat. Schools are run by useless and weak teachers and heads. No one ever seems to ‘do the right thing’. I’m genuinely upset at where this once great country is now. Will it ever change? Will it fuck, no one has the bollocks to do anything about it. Politicians eh, a steaming pile of shite, every fucking one of them.
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The trouble is the teachers are largely advocates of this Gramscian shite. Anti-capitalist, anti-christian, anti-family, anti white, anti-male.
Full-blown woke fascists telling kids off because they can see through the dogma and call it out in class
it’s been a PC indoctrination system since I was at school in the 90s when there were very few male teachers left and we had ‘Personal Social Education’ or as a clued-up classmate and frequent truant called it, ‘Right-on Studies’
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The extra costs incurred by the lefty twats delaying the lawful movement of illegal migrants should be taken from the overseas aid budget ; having a hundred or so coppers stood by a damaged coach should pretty costly.
Additionally, the sum should be identified- ‘Your actions on May 2nd means that the well we were going to pay for is not going to happen. M’tebe will have to carry on his 8 mile daily trip thanks to you cunts’.
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STOP THE FUCKING LEGAL AID FOR THE FUCKING IMMIGRATION CUNT LAWYERS. This country would start to revert back overnight if we did.
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👍
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The Mail misnamed the group as Soas. It’s SOAS, as in School for Oriental and African Studies, a breeding ground for privilefged left-wing extremist shits as well as a strain of antisemitism.
https://edition.pagesuite-professional.co.uk/html5/reader/production/default.aspx?pubname=&edid=229922d0-c789-4db2-af12-462e0de354cc&pnum=8
The Mail want help naming those involved. Here’s a few guesses;
Tarquin, Quentin, Crispin, Rollo, Felix, Hugo, Rupert, Arabella, Jocasta, Lucretia, Ophelia and Priya.
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They could start by raiding the local Momentum office.
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Water cannon….. followed by take the place of the illegals on the Bibby then make them pay for the pleasure either by assets/ benefits 👍
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Benefits? Not for the eternal student/activist cunt. Mummy and daddy pay for everything.
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The fucking Khunt Militia standing about like the cunts they are. Where were horses, helmets and shields?.
Used to respect the police, now the fucking filth make me want to puke.
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Sadly Harry,I feel the same about the rozzers.
These days they seem to be a perfect storm of corruption, criminality, incompetence and wokery.
Pathetic.
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and tattooed midgets.
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Anyone wearing a keffiyeh should be fucking clubbed on sight.
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Different attitude when it’s white Anglo Saxon Christian ENGLISHMAN…!
https://youtu.be/WZW2aZNXiFs?si=qQhuvWtEC0_aey2O
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Do you mean ‘the far right’ Arch?
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Send the protestors to the Co-op Live. That’s punishment enough.
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Why is that place named after a mid-range supermarket? it looks like a big warehouse.
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The warehouse would be better run
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Has anyone seen that video where a guy walks around a leftie/traitor pro-immigration protest and asks “would you be willing to put one up in your home?”
All of them made a wishy washy excuse, squirmed a bit then politely refused…which of course begs the obvious question; if they won’t even trust having them in their homes, why the f should they be trusted to walk about freely on our country. Even the lefties know it’s not wise to have an undocumented potential SO/killer/terroist anywhere near your family….but once again, the lefties have shown their true hypocrisy.
Guardian reading filth.
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I’ve seen a few. Funny how none of them have the space, it’s rented etc.
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‘Er, my partner’s scared of shifty looking foreigners who are here illegally…’
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A few years back, some big fat blue hair student lesbian fuckwit said she would take one in and put it up in her student halls of residence.
Fair play, at least she put her student grant where her mouth is.
Apparently the whole this fell through.
couldn’t think why.
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Until Rishi Balanitis and his bunch of Cuntservatives cut off all benefits for illegal immigrants – the only benefits being held in a secure detention centre and the most basis of food and shelter, these cunts will keep paddling over in thousands.
Take a look at the link below. Is it any fucking surprise we have a vermin infestation problem? This government need to wake up that this is more than these cunts get given back in their native shiteholes.
https://www.gov.uk/asylum-support/what-youll-get
It is akin to leaving food on your lawn of a night and leading a trail of crisps through your open front door.
CUNTS!
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The solution is simple: patrol the channel. Any unauthorised vessel crosses our boarder, we open fire. No questions, no lifeboat taxis. Cross the line and be turned into a red mist filled with pieces of dingy. Isn’t that the navy’s job? Word would spread around the parasites quicker than the clap in a knocking shop and like the cockroaches they are, they’d head elsewhere for easy pickings.
Any leader who takes that stance would be an instant hero regardless of party.
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If they’ve been refused asylum WHY are they still eligible for support? It’s like being turned down for a job but still getting paid for it. Or, like MPs, getting the job, getting paid for it but doing fuck all.
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They are a world apart from us.They live in cloud cuckoo land.
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Refugees welcome here, yeah fucking right. Bunch of hipocritical cunts…!
https://youtu.be/1CXMwu530Gg?si=5NufaACBXCzHBdLY
💩
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Wankers.
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Mention parents will be stopping their allowance and are coming to collect them immediately.
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Step one: Baton charge
Step two: Mace the fuck out of anyone stupid enough to resist.
Step three: Check immigration status of protesters.
Step four: Deport to West Falkland as required.
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