Jonathan Yeo’s Portrait of King Charles – Not a Cunt?

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Maybe a controversial one this, but after thinking about it, I can see what Yeo is doing.

The King is clearly being consumed by the Blob, red in colour. This could be his cancer, or perhaps it’s the ‘Blob’ of big government and the lefty establishment – civil servants, Church of England, Police and BBC, and an incoming Labour government.

It’s a cry for help.

Banksy’s effort would’ve been completely obvious and as subtle as a brick (as is everything he does), probably a stencil of KC on the bog or kissing his oncologist while a street urchin bleeds out.

Good job, Mr Yeo. Don’t let the philistines grind you down.

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Nominated by : Cuntamus Prime

54 thoughts on “Jonathan Yeo’s Portrait of King Charles – Not a Cunt?”

  1. Looks like that time he was spattered with jam from Camilla’s rag.

      • I am reliably informed by palace insiders that she has several freezers full of her old menstrual blood, some of which was utilised in the production of this latest masterpiece.

  2. Johno should stick to making yoghurt, maybe he dropped a pot of organic raspberry on the painting..

  3. He should have made the whole thing entirely red

  5. I like it but I’m missing a few bits and bobs. Where are the horses, the cannons, big fuck-off swords?

    He looks like Vlad the Impaler without the intent.

    Come on Charlie invade France or Gaza!

  6. I believe this iconic piece of Yeo’s was inspired by the sphincter of one Owen Jones.

    • I get the blood, but surely Owen Jones’ sphincter is also full of half a dozen different jizz DNA profiles and ragged, dirty nail clippings.

      • Fuck sake Thomas…..the nail-clippings, dry-boking.
        🤮
        🪣

  8. I think it’s more likely hellfire. All jug-ears is missing is the pleb-impaling horns sprouting from his inbred forehead and Klaus Schwab behind him, giving him a demonic reach-around.

  9. Charles always wanted to know what it felt like to be a tampon.
    Know he knows. Dirty old inbred Cunt…

  11. It’s suitably satanic.

    His Satanic majesty.

    Bet on the back is a map to a chamber under Balmoral that holds treasures unimaginable and horrors of which a man could not utter or look.upon.without losing his sanity.

    And a dripping altar.
    A altar to his master.
    CTHULU.

    • In the sunken city pf Ryleh Cthulhu slumbers, wet-dreaming of Japanese schoolgirls.

  12. Don’t really get the whole art thing especially the contemporary stuff.
    You know where you are with a Constable, a nice picture of some cunt operating a lock gate for example. You can see what’s going on without anyone explaining form or juxtaposition although you would have a job on your hands trying to justify to me a price tag of 8 million quid if I’m honest.

  13. At least it looks like KC, unlike that ghastly portrait of Princess Katherine.

    I’ve seen more animated expressions on peg dolls.

    Absolutely awful.

  14. Maybe it’s a portent, for when migraine and her army of Nigerian child soldiers chop jugs ears to pieces to claim the throne for wakanda..

  15. I thought with a name like Johnathan Yeo the artist was a chinky.
    Maybe one of those Hong Kong fuckers.

    But no.

    He’s a white boy.
    Sort of Charles Hawtrey speccy looking fucker.

    He’s not done owt good.
    He’s no Bob Ross.

    • Ah yes, Paint-by-Numbers Bob.
      His tableau of the King would have a log cabin, a winding river and pine forested hills.
      And no King Fucking Charles.

      Much better.

      • Bob Ross was the master.👍

        His chilled out easy going painting drops my blood pressure.

        Yeah a cabin with mountains and a nice pine forest!

        Jolly good

      • Never any animals though.

        What was the Afro-haired hippy trying to tell us?

        Sinister.

  16. Looks like a poster for a Dracula film.

    Hang the cunt for such an abomination then drive a stake through his heart.

    Then off for tea at the Palace.

    Good Show.

  17. OT: Dirty Angie Rayner will face no more action over council house row.

    I might have bloody well known….

  18. Johnathan Yeo has painted some right cunts.

    Tony Blair, Doreen Lawrence and Kevin Spacy among them.

    I think this portrait is more Blair than King Charles, maybe the hint of some devil horns and a bit more flame and smoke.

  19. It’s beyond atrocious.

    Enough to make a cat laugh.

    I suspect the red signifies the rage that people feel about having to put up with him and his parasitic family.

  20. Old Adolf had his faults but was correct when he said modern art is a load of self indulgent wank.

  21. OT 2: Spain, Norway and Ireland recognise Palestinian state.

    What? the Palestinian state that doesn’t exist?
    Why don’t they acknowledge Brigadoon and Gallifrey while they’re at it?
    Cunts.

    • You would think with Sweden just over the boarder and seeing what enabling these cunts has led to, Norway would know better. As for Ireland, conflating every ‘oppressed’ people around the world with their own troubles with the British occupation, they can fuck off.

    • Oh hello I recognise you, you’re Palestine aren’t you. Your the one that murders,rapes and butchers men women and children.

      Bet you’re fucking sorry now you bunch of inbred animals….🔥

    • And Mordor, why not?

      Stupid twats, who the fuck is that going to appeal too, and what measurable amount of difference will it make?

      Apparently, Macron was “enraged” by the recent bombing by Israel, on Gaza.
      I bet the Israelis are shiting their pants, laughing!

  22. Yeo’s made him look a proper Charlie. Besides trying to be clever by using a transparent Red Admiral butterfly, fly through a sea of red. Is the red paint he spilt accidentally, use to signify Charlie’s embarrassment of wearing medals he doesn’t deserve. Also, what’s the significance of his head being the size of a postage stamp on such a large canvas. Questions to be answered.

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