inspirational women awards

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A bit sexist to start, but we will be the bigger person here..

Six awards, not all bad.
But three jumped out..
A couple of dàrkies who are campaigning about maternal health.

Apparently black women are 5 times more likely to die during pregnancy and childbirth than white women. “Bloody racist “. They have got that number down to 4 times now..
Probably at the expense of white women..

Next some posh bint campaigning for healthier prison food..
Studies have shown if you feed prisoners with steak and lobster every meal, apparently it reduces the risk of re-offending..

Fucking bread and water and a good kicking would be all they would get, if I had my way..

And finally some Syrian who lives here now, campaigning to keep girls in school in Syria..
Fuck knows how that works, other than throwing money at it.
Or bringing more third world people here.

Didn’t see any dinner ladies or lollipop ladies in the list..
Probably don’t tick enough boxes..
Well enjoy your moment in the sun ladies.
Your soon be forgotten..

Daily Fail

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

47 thoughts on “inspirational women awards”

  1. Speaking as a woman (albeit only on Tuesdays and Fridays), I would like to give a big shout out to my sisters and let them know how much I stand united with them. Particularly if I can be united with them in the leisure centre showers. Us girls need to stick together, after all.

  2. Keeping girls in school in Syria, fuck off back to Syria
    Black women 5 times bla, bla, bla, fuck off back to umbongo land where it’s 10 times, 15 times, who gives a fuck.

    Fucking Africunts are overpopulating and can’t sustain the growing numbers so they are coming here.

    Just listening to commentary on the immigration report, well what a surprise, the cunts are costing us money who would have thought that 😂

  3. Judging by her colour and size I’d give the Constipational Woman Award to Diane Abbott.

  4. Hang on, don’t ALL women in the UK have the same access to health care during pregnancy and childbirth?

    Maybe if they went to their pre-natal checkups, instead of taking advice from their Mamma and their nail technician, ate less fried chiggun and more fruit, the statistics ( which are NEVER manipulated to fit the agenda) might be very different.

    • “black women are 5 times more likely to die in childbirth”….
      😁👍

      Asnt it been a beautiful day?

      Sun shining, birds tweeting,
      Steak for tea and a slice of chocolate cake.
      I’ll sleep great tonight

      • Probably from disease caught from the things that fuck them.

        To quote the baby eating bishop of Bath and Wells “I’m a collosal pervert, animal, vegetable or mineral, I’ll do anything to anything…..”.

        But it would be a civilised day in Londonistan before my weeping, ravaged, green, dripping member would enter such festering ape holes.

        I do have standards!

      • Black women are five times more likely to have the father fuck off never to be seen again before childbirth….

  5. Any foreigners should be banned.

    And all the contestants under 50 should only be allowed a prize if they get their tits out.

    Has Miss World been banned?

    Killjoy Cunts.

  6. Wonder why she isn’t in Syria mosning about it and as for giving cunts better food in prison fuck erm

  7. Nıg-nọgs babies’ lips are bigger than the lips from whence they emerge.

    • No women nominated for campaigning about better conditions in suburban sex dungeons then?

      Afternoon Cunt Engine.

      • Afternoon LL, last time I went downstairs to check on them and change their straw, there were vague mutinous mutterings about forming a union from a couple of the ladies’ who’d managed to work their ballgags loose, but when I introduced my new “keeper of the keys”, a recently-released Josef Fritzl, they soon quieted down.

  8. What they don’t mention in the black women are five times more likely to die in childbirth statistic, is the cause of the increased mortality rate; which is getting caught in gangland crossfire as they queue up for a bucket of chicken wings while they wait for the midwife to arrive.

    • Sasha “ashtray head” Johnson is almost living proof this is correct.

      Have they turned its life support off yet?

      The doctor who does it gets an award,a year’s free subscription to Blek Lies Mither.

      And a box of cold chiggun.

      • Any time I’m feeling down I think about Sasha being gunned down by one of the brothers and it reminds me good, and riotously funny, things do still happen in this awful world.

      • And let’s not forget Detective Chief Inspector Diane Abbott said Whitey was responsible, the deranged sack of shit.

      • Evening Geordie!

        Sasha’s family went one better with their accusing the BNP…An organisation that had ceased to exist a decade earlier.

        Looking on the bright side. Whenever her family go to visit, they can balance their KFC gravy pot in her head.

  9. If black women fucked off back to the jungle, there would be more trees to hug, helping them to give birth.

  10. They should collaborate.

    Feed prisoners dead black babies.

    As for Syrian splitarse why bother with school?

    Your not allowed to drive
    Go anywhere alone
    You have to dress as Darth Vader
    Not allowed to work
    Your husband who’s your cousin doesnt care if you can’t count to ten.

    Pointless

  11. The population of Africa is booming.

    I would argue that black women have no problems whatsoever when it comes to having kids.

    Like shelling fucking peas.

    Good afternoon 🌞👍

    • Indeed sir,but the African “states” won’t subscribe to some racist fantasy that the health service is conspiring to murder blek wimmin..

      They’d give them some proper samboking..

      Unlike the NHS,which is out to murder them all apparently.

      Compensation muh whitey..etc etc

      Oven.

  12. No “trans women”?! We have come far but have much more work to do.
    Maybe next year.
    Sterilization would reduce the deaths during childbirth. Call it a “vaccine” or something. Not my idea. Bill Gates the Bond villain came up with that one.
    Safe and effective.

    • That was those clever Israelis who sterilised 2800 Ethiopians who rocked up pretending to be Jews, under the guise of free health checks.

      The Gates Foundation funded a cancer vaccine trialed on African girls that killed pretty much all of them.

      Over 3000 future felon factories closed down. Just like that.

  13. How come Stormy Daniels didn’t win? Surely every girl want’s to be like her? Surely E Jean Carroll deserved an award? And what about Fani Willis? Another fine example of a talented….That’s enough awards for this time.

    • These women do have some thing important to say, for instance it’s been estimated that seventy times more women than men die in childbirth, and we need to start a campaign to even the numbers up.
      Also it makes sense that if prison meals were substantially improved, there would be considerably fewer attempts at escape.
      But what we really need is more women commentating on football matches. I don’t remember any of them getting an award for that.

  15. ” women are like beer,
    They look good
    They smell good
    And you’d step over your own mother to get one”

    Homer. (J.Simpson)

    Why’s the Simpsons so shite nowadays?
    I used to roar with laughter at it.
    Mr Burns
    Ralf wigham

    Seen it lately?!!!
    Woke as fuck and painfully unfunny.

    Utter shite

    • I think I stoped watching the Simpsons in the noughties. Had no idea it was still going.
      Sad to see good black sctor Colin Salmon is now reduced to Eastenders, something else that shouldve been taken off air when the Moon family were introduced and the Slaters all got kidnapped and locked in a container by Albanians or evil toffs.

      • As absurd as it sounds its decline has half-ruined even the classic era for me, simply by association. What they should’ve done when it started to decline was FINALLY introduce proper continuity in the show and have the characters age or go through shifts like they do in Futurama. In fact, their Futurama crossover would’ve been the perfect opportunity to implement it – could’ve involved the characters from there telling the Simpsons they’ve ended up in the wrong universe and bringing them back to their correct one (without the floating timeline).

    • The Simpsons is now owned by Disney.
      Like everything owned by Disney, it’s become super-woke.
      Once Disney gets its bastardising hands on something it’s never the same.
      In the good old days, Disney was proudly racist.
      Now it’s repulsively woke.
      Evening MNC, all 👍

  18. The real tragedy is that 100% of black women don’t die in childbirth.

    In fact I’ll go further and say anyone of African descent wanting to live in this country (of both sexes) should undergo mandatory sterilisation, for their own good, obviously.

    Apart from that, these awards are blatantly transphobic and are therefore beyond the pale.*

    * Didn’t mean to be racist, apologies to any pale persons offended.

    • Evening SCB.
      I have to say that this evening’s banter, all this talk of black wimminz and their criminal-producing vaginas isn’t giving me much of a boner.
      Bestiality not being one of my pẹrversıons.

  19. Black women are five times likelier to have one of those nasty women-haircuts or a ridiculous syrup that looks like somebody’s draped a baby sloth’s corpse on their noggin.

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