Harry Fucking Hewitt and his preposterous medals are a bit of a cunt, eh?
Seeing that illegitimate bloodnut prick wearing his unearned medals must surely rankle any man who has served his country in a military capacity.
The medals he wears with undeserved pride include:
Operational Service Medal for Afghanistan presented in 2008 (after his service in Helmand Province, presumably playing Xbox safely on the base with his bored bodyguards)
Queen’s Golden Jubilee Medal
Queen’s Diamond Jubilee Medal
Queen’s Platinum Jubilee Medal
So basically medals for turning up to his non-blood relation grandmother’s ceremonies. Duracell cuckold wanker. I wish cancer upon what remains of his ginger bollocks.
Nominated by : Thomas the Cunt Engine
I’ve got a Winston Churchill £2 commemorative coin somewhere. I’ll get it glued to a bit of purple ribbon, and wear it the next time I go out. Don’t have a flunky to polish it for me though.
Morning all.
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Your brave Ron, that must be a hate crime. You may as well be wearing a t-shirt of Benjamin Netanyahu eating Palestinian babies.
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Must see if I can find my old ‘Adolf Hitler European Tour’ t-shirt…
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Memories of when we were allowed a sense of humour.
Along with “Kill them all, let God sort em out”.
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Ow do lads.
I’m useless at ordering things online so I keep asking the wife (who orders about twenty things a week) to get me one of these;
https://www.azbo.co.uk/ourshop/prod_6325352-Mr-Men-Mr-Hitler-T-Shirt.html
So far she’s declined.
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Morning Ron,
I’ve got one of those old RAC badges you used to attach to your car radiator grill, look super with a bit of ribbon on it I reckon.
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Rusty bollocks must’ve left the swastika in his toy box.
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Harry Youtwitt.
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Royal Family Long Service Medal is noticeable but it’s absence
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Hope you don’t mind me saying, noticeable for its absence.
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By
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The halfwit prince must have as many medals as Idi Amin, apart from them both being cunts. Any comparisons I’ve missed?
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The cunt medals are on their backs, to keep them balanced.
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Harry isn’t Scottish, nor is he a King.
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They both had ginger bollocks?
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If he deserves a medal for anything it’s for sticking it out for 6 years with that self-obsessed two-bit showgirl who’s just crowned herself Queen of Nigeria.
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Is that for being as black as the hobs of hell ?
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‘sticking it out for 6 years’
Cue Kenneth Williams gifs
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I think he should be getting an award for shagging Bob Hope’s daughter.
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Can I have first go at the Coconut Shie ?
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Harry is a cunt. He kindly wrote a book about how much of a cunt he is. It’s almost like he thinks there’s a shortage of cunts and he needs to fill the void.
More mundane cunts are more troublesome for me just now.
The cunt next door with his 5 barking dogs and total inconsideration for everyone else. Nice words were had but seemingly he’s immune to that approach. So now it’s the more direct approach.
Cunts everywhere. I try hard to be even tempered, live and let live but so many cunts seem to want me to revert to old ways.
Harry is a cunt but he’s not within striking distance. Local cunts, they’ll be the ones who cost me a few more nights with the local constabulary.
Bet I don’t get any fucking medals either.
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Ex lax chocolate is your friend in this situation, if you can lob it where the dogs go.
The bonus is that the cunt neighbour gets to do some exercise cleaning up after the shit machines.
If police enquiries are made you and I know nothing abaat it.
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It’s an idea but the dogs are just one of his inconsiderate actions. The cunt is also busy in his vast garden terraforming what used to be a nice garden into a desolate wasteland.
One Sunday morning for example he decides to remove the rockery. So he’s dropping rocks into his metal wheelbarrow at 7:30 AM.
I’ve got a long list of his lack of consideration which I think will look rather interesting engraved onto an aluminium baseball bat.
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Surprised he didn’t wear his 100m swimming badge and school sports day participation medal.
I would suggest his ‘Order of the golden bollocks’ medal, but his wife keeps that in her handbag.
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Morning Odin.
Admin have informed me that if I do just one more royal nom, I’ll win the prestigious and coveted ‘Repetitive Cunt of the year’ award.
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Go for it Thomas.
It can take pride of place in your mantle piece.
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It’s hardly your fault they offer up such a wealth of material for you.
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Now that’s a proper TOY soldier 🪖
Saw more action at footy grounds in the 70’s than this limelight lover 🎖️
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He looks under awarded.
Next to prince Philip or idi amin.
He should dig out his patches and stickers.
25m.swimming patch
I went the dentist sticker
I washed the pots cub scout patch
Green cross code patch
Ethnic awareness badge 2019
Fill it out a bit.
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Hi MNC…when I was Cubs, I earned both the “milking a cow blindfold” and the subsequent “groomed by Akela” badge.
My pack members were jealous.
Interestingly, Thomas Watt Hamilton (Dunblane massacre cunt) was a Scout leader.
No surprise there.
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Hello.Thomas👍
Scout leaders are a suspect bunch.which is a shame.
Remember Dr and the Medics?
Spirit in the sky?
He was a scout Leader.
And he’s dead normal.
https://images.app.goo.gl/RrdxeN3efunqz2mh9
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Plus a mate of George Robinson who was dispatched to NATO shortly after the slaughter.
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The one he got for Helmand was actually Hellmanns, for services to mayonnaise and other table sauces.
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I think Hellmans Mayonnaise hold the Royal Warrant, I didn’t realise they had to give out a medal to receive it.
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I think those that served refer to imposters wearing uniforms/medals as ‘Walts’ as in Walter Mitty…
Now I realise the half wit, half blood Prince actually did some time in uniform but it must be annoying for those that really saw the hot end of any action in the theatres of conflict this cunt visited.
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Being a royal half-wit , Harry got the usual woke programming back to front. He wore the swastika before lecturing the peasants about climate change and unconscious bias.
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He was wearing the swastika in solidarity with Hamas.
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It’s going to be so funny when she divorces this moron and bankrupts him.
Of all the women in the world, he had to pick an ugly, divorced American.
Worked out great for King Edward, didn’t it?
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Lay off him, you do know his mum died..
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And William broke his necklace.
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His mate King Charles’s medal haul is something to behold. Stormed Goose Green or was it just a Goose single handed. Congressional Medal of Honour for rescuing some American POW’s from the Dinks (Prince Phillips name for them, not mine) in Nam or he might have just talked with some Americans in Tottnam about some plants.
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I hear Charlie is quite fond of goosing the man-servants.
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Back home for tea and medals was our Harry. He was right behind the other ordinary soldiers on the frontline in Helmand. About 35 miles behind them to be exact.
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Blackadder goes Forth?
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I’m going to dig out my old gold Gillette medallion from the seventies and wear it for services to disco dancing…..🕺
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Was he in the Scouts? Fire maker, map reader, rope mastery, tent putter-upper.
Dunce.
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I bet the Septics lap this shite up. They love a medal.
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Americans get medals for finishing their dinner.
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Henery Hawk of Hewitt and his human locust of a wife are two of the biggest cunts on the planet.
If there was a major disaster in Britain (like Covid, a bombing or a big train crash), they wouldn’t give a fuck and they sure as shite wouldn’t turn up. Saying they ‘didn’t do royal duties’.
Yet, these two faux-woke leeches will visit a Bogo flyhole like Nigeria, because it fits their ‘we love blackies’ agenda.
Hewitt has to be one of the stupidest human beings alive. He was once a very popular royal. Seen as one of the lads and viewed by most as not a bad egg at all. One of the few royals that seemingly had the common touch.
But, he gets hooked by arguably the most foul and unpleasant tart to ever surface, and he becomes a complete and utter cunt. His family, his role. his standing, the people and everything else could go hang, as long as he had that horrendous Markle creature.
To sum up his stupidity? A young royal, son of the King, he could have his pick. Of both society totty and celebrity grumble. But he settles for that and he’s also (seemingly) happy about that? What else needs to be said about the imbecile?
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I don’t believe he’s happy at all but the stupid cunt has not only burnt every possible bridge but poured petrol on the water they crossed and set fire to that as well. There must be very few people who’d welcome him back here.
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I think Harry’s exploits in Afghanistan would’ve emerged regardless of Markle. Not as quickly, but they would’ve come out eventually.
He’s a dickhead.
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The throne should have gone straight to William anyway.
If Edward VIII (granted, a trannie loving Nazi cunt) couldn’t have it for marrying a divorcee, then that looney diversity loving big eared cunt shouldn’t have it either. And that horse faced hag Camilla should never be Queen.
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Put a bit of make up on luv, eh?
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Send the cunt to Ukraine along with Paula Vennells and all the other PO cunts who were responsible for Horizon.
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Better still, send them to Gaza.
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In an ideal world, that bitch Vennells would end up in Wentworth (the original, not the crappy remake), gettting terrorised by the Freak for the rest of her natural.
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She’s still in denial. No cure for these cunts.
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The one for running up the stairs the fastest is missing. Dressing up box busy again. R soles all of em.
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Who awarded this cunt all the medals, like his father and his grand father, more medals than chest.
My old man had 5 medals from the war.
India, Africa and Italy stars, a service medal and one other I can’t recall, the Africa Star ribbon was adorned by the 8th Army bar. I think they were standard medals for where he served.
Joined in 38, demobbed in 46. Prisoner of war by the Italians from whom he escaped.
Harry must have defeated hordes of Taliban in his PJ’s armed only with a toothbrush to earn all those medals?
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OT. Manchester United goalie Andre Onana says it took him six months to feel good at Old Trafford.
Well, it’s a shame the supporters can’t say the same. Onana is the black Paddy Roche.
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Did his wages not get paid for 6 months?
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Still looks like a toilet attendant.
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Will dress up in anything to cover that bald napper.
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Well, to be fair to the cunt, he did earn the OSM Afghanistan medal (even if he was recalled early, my memory fails me). He certainly did as much as all the REMF cunts clogging up Camp Bastion posting ‘wish me well (please fuck me)’ messages on their MySpace profiles.
The jubilee ones are just gizzits. I heard somewhere that yankee doodle General Eisenhower couldn’t even be bothered to wear such generic medals, though that’s probably bollocks as the last yankee ‘General’ I had the misfortune to encounter was a cocky twat.
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