‘Crackhead Barney’

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No, me neither; at least until a couple of days ago that is.

For those of you not yet familiar with this bizarre apparition, ‘Crackhead’ describes herself as a ‘satirical performance artist and ambush interviewer’. ‘Crackhead’ has recently gained notoriety by ‘ambushing’ a rather sad and depressed looking Alec Baldwin in a coffee shop, where she harassed him with reference to the death on set gunshot incident a while ago, then demanded that he shout ‘Free Palestine’;

‘Crackhead’ then appeared over here on the Piers Morgan show, where Morgan unsuccessfully tried to find out just what she was trying to achieve by having a go at Baldwin, only to be faced with an increasingly outlandlish display (the ‘interview’ proper starts at 16.20);

Now okay, some might regard this kind of ‘performance’ as a kind of anarchic humour. Fair do’s if that’s the case, but personally I found the attempt to hound a clearly distressed Baldwin to be pointless and unsavoury. There’s no wit or humour here. As for the Morgan ‘interview’, well there’s a minute or so’s worth of novelty value I suppose, before it becomes clear that ‘Crackhead’ is little more than a gross-out ‘shock jock’ provocateur, the proverbial one-trick pony with little or nothing more to offer.

A bit pathetic really, don’t you think? Come back Dennis Pennis, all is forgiven.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

78 thoughts on “‘Crackhead Barney’”

    • I’m not into bestiality.
      Black women do less than nothing for me.

      • I hear you Thomas. As the saying goes, ‘Once you’ve had black you’ll never go back.’ I’d NEVER go there in the first place. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

      • Bollocks.

        It was Cuntengine who got Whitney on the crack pipe.

        He’s currently dating slaphead hottie Doreen Lawrence.

        Thomas loves egress wid a negress!

      • You’d not fancy your ‘perfect pussy’ to be filled/polluted with a large liquorice tinkle then Jill?

      • If you are a woman, of course.
        I rather suspect you’re a 56 year old hairy-arsed trucker called Lee who lives in Lowestoft.

      • I believe the correct saying is ‘Once you go black, you’re an AIDS infested single parent’.

  2. Anyone being co-erced into stating ‘free palestine’ should shout ‘Fuck palestine’ instead.
    Same with BLM.
    These ‘free palestine’ cunts are becoming very tedious.
    Hopefully a terrorist incident happens at one of their gatherings.
    The harrassing of Alec Baldwin is good though.
    He’s a staggeringly arrogant piece of shit.
    Good morning one and all.

    • Arrogance- I pointed the gun at her, I pulled the trigger, I didn’t kill her.

    • Good Morning Thomas and everyone,

      He has a reputation for being an arrogant shit but he looked like a broken man to me in that first video, particularly the bit where he is on the red carpet.

  4. I honestly believe that when dealing with people like this fucking nutter the rule book should be thrown away.

    Nobody has to put up with that sort of shit.

    If she is not in an asylum then it’s the fault of the health authorities in whatever country she lives in.

    You obviously can’t reason with her because she is totally mad.

    A punch in the face seems justified.

    See how many people have to punch her in the face before she starts behaving herself.

    • Same as that Mizzy cunt.

      Another oxygen thief looking for his 15 minutes by acting the cunt. He could do with a good slap too.

  5. In a few years time that will be what our Prime Minister looks and behaves like. We are in a race to the bottom. Everything will crash and burn. Make sure you have weapons, clean water and rations at the ready.

    Good morning, everyone.

      • I quite like the Norwegian stuff, white, grey and flecks of beige. Very fetching, but not much good if the whole world is covered in sand. That’s the thing with the fucking apocalypse, you never know what to wear for the best.

      • Duck egg blue top half, English woodland and racing green bottom half.

        They’ll think you’re the Predator coming towards them.

  6. I’d give Crackhead the same score as our home-grown faggot got from the public last night.

    A fully warranted nul points.

    • Bet the BBC won’t learn from that.

      The Message is all that counts these days.

  7. Why would you want Baldwin to say ” free Palestine”?

    Doesn’t she realise he has to get into character before delivering his lines?
    He’d need 4hrs in makeup, 3 lines of coke,
    A fair trade goats milk latte and a chat with his Scientology teacher?

    Fuck Baldwin
    Fuck Palestine
    Fuck this yank mithering cunt

  8. Ps

    Baldwin was filming a western called. Rust where he decided to shoot half the film crew.

    I love a good western 👍
    But you need a good cast.

    Clint Eastwood without a doubt,
    He’s the fuckin master,
    Jack palace of someone
    But Alec Baldwin?! !!
    Fuck off.

    Baldwin has a oily quality like Bob monkhouse or Graham Norton.
    All the charm of a warm dog turd on your pillow.

    I wouldn’t of cast him in a western.
    If he had a gun to my head.

    • Morning, MNC. Henry Fonda, James Stewart, and Lee Van Cleef deserve honourable mentions. I hesitate to raise the spectre of ‘The Duke’ in your presence, but he was fucking excellent.

      • Morning 20,

        No I’ve seen loads of John Wayne’s films..
        Some good, despite my opinion of the big fella he was a genuine icon and given the choice of John Wayne or Alec Baldwin in a western,
        John would get the gig!

      • Lee Marvin
        James Arness
        Gary Cooper
        Steve McQueen

        I didnt grow up with classic westerns though. The nearest we had was Everry Which Way But Loose and Smokey and the Bandit, and everyone’s favourite ‘space Western’, Star Wars.

      • My own favourites are ‘Rio Bravo’, ‘Shane’ and ‘The Outlaw Josey Wales’.

        Each in its way an absolute classic.

  9. Not too many years ago this thing would have been sectioned under the Mental Health Act, and kept sedated by means of a massive chemical cosh, until what few braincells it possessed were so fried people could use it as a draft excluder.

    That, at least, would have been a useful contribution.

  10. And this passes for modern day entertainment/comedy?
    She’ll probably be given her own show on the BBC or they’ll risk being accused of being racist by all the other lefty/woke nutters.

  11. The armourer on the set of Rust just went to jail.
    Not Alec though.

    Alec probably deserves jail time for his acting.
    Totally miscast.

    Like casting Charles Hawtrey as Rooster Cogburn.

    Or Warwick Davis as Rocky Balboa

  12. We really should have left them swinging in the trees with all the other monkeys.

    Morning all.

    • He should’ve Sasha Johnsoned her in the bonce, UT.
      Wonder how much the ventilated Sasha has cost the taxpayer thus far?

      • She pays it back, with all the laughter it brings, to see that racist doing her gravy boat impression..
        Pass the bisto.

      • Hello Thomas,

        I see you are in fine fettle,bloody good show.

        Sasha could have been disintegrated by an anti-tank mine and the offal would still have been scraped up into an NHS bed.

        Otherwise it’s a racist conspiracy you see.

      • The way Sasha went, still in full battle gear for a laugh, left outside the gents with peanuts in her head, are what I love to witness. I won’t be able to see wheelchair bound cunts tattooed to fuck from head to toe, because I’ll go first.

  14. Dunno who Crackhead Barney is but luvvie actors are not usually slow in jumping on the bandwagon of the ‘current thing’.

    Maybe Alec Baldwin was not active enough on social media demanding a ceasefire in Gaza wearing a tea towel on his head?

    Was he in the coffeeshop getting into character for his latest film, The Last of the Macchiato’s’

    • High noon Tiffin
      3.15 to yum-yum
      Fistful of decaff
      Few mochas more

    • Baldwin is a conservative, this crackhead cunt always targets conservatives. Probably thinks Biden is the best thing since a social security cheque.

      All the edgy performers target conservatives, target a leftist and its career over. Apparently this crackpot cunt has been doing it for 15 years.

  17. Roll out the nukes 🚀……time to start afresh, the degeneracy of humankind is on a roll and needs a reset….. this freaks brethren has more 🧠 cells, may as well have interviewed p.g. tips Mr shifter 🫖 and as usual the white piss taker Denis pennis was streets ahead of this shock jock piece of 💩

  18. Jesus Christ, I’m soooo drunk ATM I can’t even read these bastard comments! sorry everyone I’m I n so much pain😢

    • A large fried breakfast washed down with Tango will sort you out.

    • Pissed at 9am? My days of that particular joy is behind me so all I can do is applaud with admiration…..

  19. Pint of icy cold coke and a bacon sandwich.

    Then go back to bed until lunchtime.

      • Blimey, sorry to hear that Jill.

        I’m sure the thoughts of everyone on here go with you.

      • Definitely Ron. Stick with us Jill. Our faults are legion but we don’t do empty platitudes. Our younger (34 years) has varying levels of pain most days from a spinal injury. On occasion it is disabling. Every sympathy, hope that’s not patronising.

  20. Who finds this entertaining? If I want to watch a performer with almost no talent give the famous a hard time I’d rather see one of Sacha Baron Cohen’s creations do it and I don’t like that cunt.

    Is there anything Morgan won’t have on his show? King of click bait that cunt.

    This crackhead needs to find an abandoned house to OD in and fuck off. Damn girl, you just a crack ho and no one wants to see you on TV.

    • The Borat film was the end of any respect i had for SBC. His baiting of the southern US family was simply cruel. He achieved nothing apart from highlight the hypocrisy of luvvies when it comes to ‘punching down’ (ex-public school comedian taking advantage of working class hospitality). A mate who was with me -to his credit – thought as I did and loudly started berating the film in the cinema, saying ‘What a CUNT’. Nobody said a word, or wanted to laugh after that.

  21. I’m not quite sure what Free Palestine means.

    I thought that they were free.

    They can live a peaceful life in their own country.
    They are free to hold democratic elections.
    If they need aid to build a coherent infrastructure they are free to ask.
    They are free to travel to any country that will accept them.
    They have all the freedoms that other countries have.

    What they are not free to do is to indiscriminately fire missiles into a neighbouring country.
    They are not free to use suicide bombers on buses in another country.
    They are not free to enter another country illegally and murder, rape and kidnap.

    Are people actually protesting around the world to give them that freedom?

    • “They are not free to enter another country illegally and murder, rape and kidnap”.
      They’re free to enter England to do all that shit and get rewarded with the free house that should’ve gone to an indigenous sponger.

      • It’s disgraceful.

        I remember the days when all the ‘Big Issue’ sellers were decent local pissheads.

    • Send its head first.

      Then one body part a week.

      There’s a famine on you know,it was on telly.

      The fucking cunts.

  23. As my dear old Grandad would have put it, ‘there are some right proper weirdos about son’.

    I’ve got a broad sense of humour, but ‘Crackhead’s about as funny as a septic toe. One of these days, it’s going to try it on with someone and get a pasting for its trouble.

    Baldwin’s always been a bit of a cunt, but he looked broken in that first video.

  26. Two Cunts. Baldwin and his family for donating (fund raising) huge amounts of dollars to the IRA. The other, a tree swinging twat.

    I would force them to eat each other.

  28. I can’t read Alec Baldwin’s name without hearing it in Kim Jong il’s voice from Team America World Police.

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