Whilst in my local supermarket the other day I was greeted by a fully stocked shelf of Ant* Killer.
Firstly, I don`t have any ants, so why are they stocking this product?
Secondly, on closer inspection of the container, there appeared to be no ants supplied with it – again, what`s the point? – If they`d have had a box of ants stuck on the side of it, I may have been tempted to buy it (and even pay a little extra), but no.
To exacerbate my fury even further when I asked Customer Services if they sold any ants they said quite firmly `no – you`ll have to find some yourself`.
What a carry on.
I won`t be shopping in there again.
* Also applies to wasps, mosquitos and other beetles, etc.
Nominated by: Sam Beau
If only supermarkets sold packs of live hornets, or perhaps in cartons of six and twelve, hidden in empty eggshells
Depends on how much somebody has pissed you off.
Shop girl:; ‘a dozen hornets? Sounds like somebody’s been a cunt’.
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What tickles me pink, is the yanks putting the eighteenth letter of the alphabet plumb in the middle of MOTH where there isn’t one. Whilst they’re practicing that, they should still be concentrating mostly on the bigger problem of the DTs. Not due to being pissed, but using a D for a T where it isn’t necessary.
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