I’ll leave it to you good people to decide.
This was brought to my attention by a friend who knows the wife of this cunt (now divorcing).
To briefly summarise, this gentlemen is a handy man who, during the course of attending to a client job, was unwittingly caught on camera relieving himself over the lady of the house’s knickers, believing himself safe to do so as the owners were not at home at the time – but a motion sensor camera used by the couple to keep an eye on their cat caught him in the act.
Is this yet another damning indictment of the state of the modern judiciary that he should get away scot-free with this appalling act of degradation?
Or is this the green light for those of us in the services sector to feel at ease in offering added value extras when making client home visits?
As ever, I throw this thorny matter over to the imperishable wisdom of the council of IAC.
Nominated by Balsamic Dave.
Good grief, nowhere’s safe to have a wank these days.
And what’s she doing leaving her knickers on the floor? Dirty bitch.
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Yeah ifbi’d been working in her house i wouldve picked them off the floor with the nozzle of the Henry then put them in a zip lock polythene bag for later.
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Dirty cunt.
At least wait til she is wearing them before you piss on them
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Not sure the fluid was piss, Sir Mali. When the article stated “relieved”, I gather he was relieved of his “sex wee”.
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This would never happen oop North.
Especially not in Stockport.
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I can’t be arsed looking it up but I assume this fellow is a former M.P?
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The wanker is Guily; the Judge is clearly unaware of the Points to Prove for Criminal Damage. The damage can be temporary, which it was. The Clerk should have reminded her and the Defence and Prosecution Lawyers should also have known. I am not sure that he was legitimately in the bedroom (I think the eaves thing is an excuse), so he became a trespasser when he entered the bedroom, despite having a key and permission to be in the house, and therefore a burglar.
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The woman owner of the house had no issues with leaving a pair of her knickers on her bedroom floor but she felt so devastated and violated that she had to move out of her house and she will never feel safe there again.
Pull yourself together woman!
He only spaffed on your kex.
I bet that she doesn’t swallow.
Daft bitch.
The handyman should have told the court that he was there to fix the washing machine.
He would have got off scot free.
We have all seen the videos.
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“Spaffed on her kex” Yes we all have done that , at least when I was younger and desperate.
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The defending lawyer claims it was a completely private act. How?
Wanking in someone else’s house is not private.
If it was, Mr Cunt Engine wouldn’t bother with the hobby.
No frisson to it..
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I would have done a poo on the carpet and wiped my arse with the knickers.
Morning CP/all.
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And what’s with this frigid bitch sending the video to other parents in the area?
To do that without the consent of the ‘star of the show’ is a criminal offence.
She is the one that should have been charged.
Lock her up and throw away the key.
She would enjoy a women’s prison as she is obviously a lesbian.
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Nowt cuntish about it.
Perks of the job.
Ask LL or Jack the Cunter,
Bet many a housewife has found muddy Welly footprints leading up into her bedroom and muddy handprints all over her frilly nether garments .
Why wasn’t the slack bitch home to brew up for him?
And get him some biscuits?
Cockteaser.
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I knew LL would get caught eventually.
It was only a matter of time.
He’ll need years of therapy.
Many, many, many years of therapy.
He’s a fucking disgrace.
Morning all.
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Well the BBC have a vacancy for a news reader..
Get your application in Mr lawrence.
To be fair it was a merry Christmas for Mr Lawrence..
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If some splitarse found my threadbare grey slightly skiddy undercrackers and was so aroused she started strumming her bean?
I wouldn’t be offended.
Quite the opposite.
I’d be flattered!
In life you need to realise when your being complimented.
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Does the guy of the house feel left out…..he never went for the geezers y-fronts as well…tosser ☹️
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His defence should have been……..
“I got called out to this woman’s house to fix the washing machine.
I expected it to be like all the videos on Pornhub where I am laying on the floor in the kitchen, fiddling around with pipes and stuff and the woman of the house comes and stands over me, legs spread with no knickers on.
That’s what normally happens in my line of work.
I went into the bedroom to look for this seductress and saw that she had purposely left a pair of her knickers on the floor for me to find.
I obviously got the horn and thought I would honour her by spunking in them”.
Verdict……Not guilty.
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Was it a criminal offence or not?
It’s a hard one!
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Were her knickers pre wash and so piss stained and skidmarked? If so he was a lucky bastard who has no case to answer M’lud as it was a wholly natural act.
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This pearl clutcher whining about her underwear should just be grateful it wasn’t Tommy Cuntengine in her house.
He’d of been on camera wearing her knickers and auto asphyxiating himself with a orange in his mouth.
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I’d just like a little more legal clarity on the matter, and what we can determine are the boundaries of the precedent.
So jizzing on the grundies is ok.
How’s about uncoiling a Mr Whippy on the garters?
Would doing a Jimmy in the dentures glass be within the law?
How’s about inserting the house owner’s toothbrush up the ‘arris, before using it to remove any troublesome head cheese from the helmet, and then leaving a neatly applied line of partially frozen mucus/semen mix in the guise of a strip of toothpaste on it for them to unwittingly use to clean their gnashers later with?
Given the commonplace nature of all of the above daily activities, it seems essential to me that we should receive urgent legal guidance on these issues and whether, yet again, we are to fall foul of an increasingly authoritarian state.
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Knickers on the floor?
Rented cottage in Sussex?
It almost has a whiff of a certain mrs Rayner about it.
And she threw all her underwear away.
There would have been good money in that via mail order and some artistic staining. She already had one pair of kecks to use as a pattern.
I must say, I like the reader comment at the end of the article.
‘Manual worker taken to court after DIY job’.
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Normal people would make piss ice-cubes or leave a turd in the freezer.
He aimed for the stars and failed, lock him up.
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Or maybe unscrewed the end of the curtain rail and left a bit of poo hidden in there, being utterly unfindable and leaving the homeowners at a total loss as to where the stink and flies keep coming from.
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A shit cake baker?
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I heard that he’d aimed for the light bulb and scored a direct hit.
His man juice then dripped on to the discarded wispy undergarments.
So there was no intent to soil aforementioned panties.
Not guilty. 🙂
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He must have have seen this before going to work that day.
https://theconversation.com/does-ejaculating-often-reduce-your-risk-of-prostate-cancer-228166?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Latest%20from%20The%20Conversation%20for%20April%2024%202024%20-%202948429968&utm_content=Latest%20from%20The%20Conversation%20for%20April%2024%202024%20-%202948429968+CID_02439c5e3a97b571589244eb77a62420&utm_source=campaign_monitor_uk&utm_term=risk%20of%20prostate%20cancer
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I have prostate problems and put it down to insufficient wanking.
Quote from a former medical director of St. Mary’s hospital Paddington talking about the prostate:
A running stream is always healthier than a stagnant pond.
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The video camera was set up in the bedroom to keep an eye on her cat.
Yeah…. Right!
It was there so that she could record herself pegging her long suffering husband.
Feminazi.
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i think he would have failed as a professional if he hadnt rifled through the knicker drawer. i always was led to believe that part of a tradesmans apprenticeship was honing that skill
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I asked a friend for advice on this one, he asked was she good looking?
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She wanted him to go down.
Good morning, everyone.
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It all comes back to whether the knickers were left as bait for his rod. She should kick herself up the arse for that alone, instead of going to the extremes of burning untouched clobber and moving up sticks into the bargain.
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The handyman should be ashamed for not taking full advantage of wearing the kecks as headgear, with the crutch strategically placed over his conk whilst in the throws of wanking.
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In the throes of, I beg your pardon.
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What an ungrateful cow. The moaning Minnie should have been flattered that her filthy knickers gave him the horn. Never mind, at least she got her 15 minutes of fame.
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I wonder how many times the dirty bitch re-watched the video.
I reckon it was a set up, leaving her panties on the floor, it’s an old trick 😉
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The courts should have got a much firmer grip on this particular case, and not get caught with their pants down.
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What a pair of cunts her and her fucking husband ruining the poor sods life cause he had a wank who the fuck has a camera in their bedroom apart from a fucking pervert anyway pity I would find where the cunts had moved to and give erm both a fucking kicking send out videos shitbags
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