Barack Obama (21)

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Howdy-do-dee dere honey!. Old has-been Barack Obama backed into the limelight yesterday (March 18th) to pay a courtesy call on Rishi Sunak, but that was just to get cheap publicity, innit, because his real purpose from rising from the political dead was to enjoy dem red beans and rice with his old bruv David Lammy:

As I watched the old wank stain grinning like a loon as he entered through the door of No 10, I couldn’t help feeling that first through the door in October, with an equally rictus grin will be Anthony Blair, yet another of yesterdays men, determined to scrape the last bit of authority off his boots as he joins Kweer Charmer in his new home. At least Obama didn’t bring his ugly wife with him – Blair will probably be joined by his old power bottom Mandy. perhaps even Alistair Campbell, provided they can sober hikm up.

Why do these old has-beens find it so difficult to understand that they should have fucked off years ago, instead of trying to bathe in reflected glory.

And what possible advice can old Bollock Obama have to give to know-it-all Lammy?.

Fuck off back to America, Obama – dat cotton won’t pick itself. Mammy!

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39 thoughts on “Barack Obama (21)”

  1. Bollock Obarmpot is a stain on the USAs history as Riski Suntan is to the UKs.

    He and his husband Michael got in the white house (!) by playing up division and the Race card.
    The neighbours moved out

    He doesn’t even look like a proper sooty.
    Sort of yellowish?
    Big fuck off wingnut ears.
    His lips are like some whiteys
    Rather than a fuckin sink plunger 🪠

    What is he?

  3. Dinner with Lammy, eh? One wonders what the topic of conversation would have been over their braised missionary and hippo shitcakes.
    My guess is that superbrain David tried to impress with his knowledge of the Tudor dynasty, in particular Henry VIII and his son Henry VII.

    • Obuma was teaching Lamby how to use a knife and fork.

      Eyewitness accounts state that Lamby was trying to spear his peas and shit in the teapot.

  4. Didn’t know he was big mates with Lammy?

    What a fucking dinner party that would be!

    Racism, Brexit, Gaza, racism, Trump, racism.

    Bloody hell.

    Dave provides the entertainment with a bit of banana juggling and lighting his farts over brandy and cigars.

    • oven them both… fuck knows how you’d know when they were done…stick a fork in

  5. It all goes to show what a massive load of cunts they are.

    Inept windbag globalist cowardly cunts,all of them.

    Win Donald….and dump the lot of them in Kabul,hog tied and penniless.

  6. He probably plays the ukulele so fits in nicely as Mister Interlocutor for the Democrat Minstrel Show. Crooked Joe is a shoo-in for Mr Bones.

    Good morning, everyone.

  8. Back of the fucking queue, friends with Lammy, fuck me if Donald wins Lammy will be back of the queue.

    What did that fucking N say about me, he wants to come to the White House, tell the cunt to fuck off.

  9. Always thought he was an arsehole. He confirmed this beyond doubt when he was over here trying to sway the Brexit vote.

    Ironically, Bollock’s attempts to help out Cameroon on the matter probably did more harm than good. I reckon that a lot of Brits didn’t take too kindly to the cunt sticking his oar in where it wasn’t wanted.

    Afternoon all.

  11. Remember the media fawning when Obumma became president?
    He was a symbol of hope, world peace and prosperity.
    He could do no wrong, everything he touched turned to gold and the citizens of the land of the free fell at his feet, weeping with gratitude and admiration.
    Was this because of his inspired political policies?
    His messiah like magnetism?
    No. It was because he was black and erm…. Well that’s it really.
    Turns out the media somewhat overcooked his potential as he was even less dynamic than our very own David Cameron, and that took some fucking doing.
    About the only thing he’s known for nowadays is having a ‘wife’ with a bigger cock than himself.
    But still, he’s black, so he must be entitled to some kind of god like status.

  12. I believe Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are the power behind the throne as we speak. I know for a fact that old Joe ain’t doin shit on his own.

    • Barry Obongo is certainly potus, he couldn’t legally have another term so he’s playing wizard of Oz behind the curtain…those 11 different Biden puppets are less convincing than Pinky & Perky

    • Hey MC

      I believe you are correct.

      The majority of the White House staff are Obamunists with an unhealthy dose of Clintonistas.

      Unlike all other Presidents, Obama maintains a residence in Washingron DC and reports in the conservative press say that when he’s there it is a veritable parade of White House staff cars tying up traffic for hours.

      With regard to the 2 of them, people tend to forget that despite a tidal wave of positive propaganda by the MSM, Obama was such a bad President, and Hillary was such an awful person that the American people elected Donald Trump.

      As for the number of terms…that filthy progressive, wannabe dictator FDR was elected 4 times.

      When the Rupublicunts gained control of the Congress in the 1950s they passed a law saying the President can only be elected to 2 consecutive terms.

      If he’s the VP and the President has served 2 years and then croaks, he can finish that term and then be reelected to 2 consecutive terms on his own.

  14. Here come de judge
    Here come de judge
    Everybody know dat
    Here come de judge.

  15. I personally think he is staying in the spotlight, so he doesn’t have to spend time alone with big Mike..

    Mis, made the point earlier he looks a yellowish hue.. those are faded bruises after being worked over by Mike..

  16. Yes – when I heard about this ‘call’ I was confused.

    I thought Obama has fucked off to set up

    Baracks Chicken Shack, somewhere deep south, with fried chiggun and corn bread as the main attraction.

    I suspect, given Daki’s hedge fund connections that he said, one foreign cunt to another, do this for me and I will give you access to my address book or my wife’s dads number as he is a another rich con artist.

  17. You foreign cunters got it right.

    Chicken, watermelon and Boone’s fucking Farm while discussing how the white man holds them down.

    I don’t want to hold them down. To the contrary, I’d like to string them up.

    I wonder if the Community Con Artist shared his Newport cigarettes after dinner over a bottle of Martel.

  18. Liberal mongs love Barry because he allowed marriage between hays and can swat a fly, but started more wars than Dubya and deported more vulnerable people than Tangoman Donald, with zombified channel 4 viewers
    and twitterati ignoring that many of the detention centres highlighted by the media for their use of cages were set up by Barry.

    I like John Pilger’s description of the cunt; A CIA uncle Tom who wants to bomb Pakistan.

  20. I’ve no brief for Obama but I would remind folks of a significant redeeming action of his time in office; he did authorise the termination of Osama bin Laden.

    • With all due respect arfur, anyone sane / sensible person would have done that…which is why Ji Jing Joe advised against it.

  21. He’s a raging iron with the gift of the gab, getting pounded nightly by Big Mike and his bufty trombone.
    Pair ‘o cunts.

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