The Organisers of the Paris Olympics (9)

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As I’m sure all you avid sports fans are aware, Paris is hosting this year’s Festival of Sports Performance Enhancement sponsored by Eli Lilly, Moderna and Astra Zeneca. Yes, it’s the Olympic Games.

To showcase French culture to the world the organisers decided to have an Edith Piaf song performed at the Opening Ceremony. All well and good. Except the person they’ve chosen to sing it is an African hip hop artist, and my Gallic friends tell me anyone over the age of 35 in France is extremely pissed off about it.

Cue the inevitable cries of ‘far-right racism’ from the French Liberal Establishment aimed at anyone daring to criticise. The organisers are digging their heels in, so make a date in your diaries for 26th July Cunters to hear ‘La vie en rose’ performed chimpanzee-style.

France 24 News

For the benefit of the Horn Section, the lady in question performing in her underwear:

You Tube

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt

106 thoughts on “The Organisers of the Paris Olympics (9)”

  1. To showcase the influence French culture will have on this festival, for the first time ever there will be an Olympic Surrender Competition.

    The French are odds on favorites to sweep the competition and take the Gold, Silver and Bronze medals.

      • You have to admit that the French and the Italians have the best National Anthems.

        Rousing and ironic at the same time.

        Better than the fucking British dirge about wanting to be reigned over by a jug eared cretin.

      • You could be right about that MCC,

        It’s been reported that the French are so confident of their supremacy in the Surrender Event that they have cut back training and are stuffing their faces with garlic and cheese.

        And even though they are not fielding a team in The Cross Channel Dinghy event, the funds they cut from training in the Surrender Event are being made available to any Shitholian Teams that applies for them.

      • I agree TAC.

        La Marseillaise is the best!

        Since Liz croaked don’t they have to at least change the opening line you your anthem…

        God save our jug-eared King…

      • There is no opening line to my anthem GC.
        Or any other lines.

        La Marcha Real is Just a tune.

        Thank fuck for that.

        No special renditions by obscure singers to bastardise it and no embarrassing moments watching footballers being forced to sing it before international games.

    • If an illiteracy competition gets introduced you’d be the mascot for it, judging by your previous comment on the Photokate nom

  2. Sheboon be gone!

    Is there any good Frog music though? Maybe they could have a minute of silence instead.

    • Noir Désir was pretty good. The early stuff from the late 1980s/early’90 is very grungy. I like it.

      It all went off the rails when the lead singer, Bértrand Cantat, decided to beat his wife to death in a hotel in Vilnius.

    • Hey Ron,

      I’m afraid I couldn’t even venture a guess as to what that phrase could possibly refer to.

  4. I think that the Olympics will soon be going the way of Eurovision.

    The whole thing will be dominated by gays and trannies, both competing and attending.

    It will be become more and more ‘political’.

    It’s an event, just like Formula 1 which I used to enjoy but has now become unwatchable.

    I may tune in for the break dancing, but that will be for my own amusement and to see just how far things have gone down the pan.

    There really isn’t a lot of difference between the main event and the subsequent spáz games in my opinion.

    I bet that the cunt Liniker will be commenting on both.

      • The rowing will be a collaboration between the French and the British.

        The French will only need to row half of the course and the British will tow them to the finishing line.

        The gold medal will come with a council house.

      • I think the Greeks have a lock on the Synchronised Bumming competition…as well as free style bumming and individual rimming.

    • On the BBC and for men’s and women’s events that ageing and scrawny hook nosed fucker and Mr Punch lookalike Logan will be in the chair surrounded by a studio full of women and Colin Jackson. That’s diversity for you, courtesy of the licence fee.

  5. French-Malian? That’s as daft as talking of a British-Eritrean. Famous around the world? Well not in my corner. I never heard of her until now but I knew of Edith Piaf in my teens. Other thing strikes me is that a few French women on a site I used to visit at work were very easy on the eye rather than ugly enough to frighten the horses.

  6. As for the Olympics. Pfft. A vanity project as surely as the Millenium Dome and HS2. Trouble with it being so close this year, it will be all over the fucking television during normal viewing hours. At least in Tokyo the live stuff was on in the middle of the night. George Orwell had it right.

    • Yeah. But since it’ll no doubt be on the BBC it won’t be replacing anything worth watching anyway.

  7. Never forget Dunkirk. “Johnny Frenchman? Yellow streak a mile wide” – as my Mum used to say.

    Paris is a shit hole. Even worse than Londinistan. Anyone visiting will be lucky to get out alive. The Olympics should be a real horror show. Will there be a stabometer (just for fun)?

    Good morning, everyone.

    • You can bet your boots that the riot squad will be out in full force to ensure that things go smoothly.

      All the flics that we pay so much to prevent dinghy divers will also get drafted in.

      The RNLI and Border Farce should prepare for a very busy time.

  8. I suppose it would make some sense to have an africunt singer representing french sport, seeing as it’s difficult to find a white french sports person nowadays.
    And if their paralympians are anything like their French African footballers, they’ll win fuck all.
    Lazy, chippy, entitled fuckers all of them.
    Just ask Paul Pogba.

  9. So it’s the French Olympics this summer..

    That explains where our resident breakdancer cuntybollocks has disappeared to..
    Practicing head spins and polishing up his square of lino..

    Good luck CB…

  10. I like watching the ladies track and field events for some reason that escapes me.

    However my confidence has been shaken by the fact that half of them are probably men now,so they can fuck off.

    As for the Frenchies virtue signalling,well their institutions are just as infested with woke cunts as anywhere else so naturally they’ll find an effnik nobody wants to sing a song.

    I expect the richness of multicultural Paris will ensure many an armed robbery and an explosion of Olmpic standard chimpery muggings.

    Fuck the Cunts.

    Good morning.

  11. Other famous French people of colour include Jacques Cousteau, Marcel Marceau (well known for his humorous white face) and Charles de Gaulle. Boney was a raycist.

  12. The opening ceremony for the Beijing Olympics was amazing.
    Couldn’t get any better, and it certainly didn’t.

    London….. Spice Girls, Paul McCartney and Fatboy Slim.
    A load of kak.

    I can’t even remember the Rio opening ceremony so it must have been shite.

    If the French one is worse, as I think that it will be, then I will be none the wiser as I have no intention of watching it.

    I wonder how many fringe (cheap) sports the BBC will cover.

    • me neither, got rid of the tv about 12 years ago now, catch the odd bit round the sprogs houses but can’t wait to get home away from it again, load of brainwashing bent arsehole stuff mincing about everywhere, no thanks

    • A browse through Pornhub backs up the findings MNC.

      It’s all about mums, step-mothers and sisters.

      There will be a lot of big eared, six toes being born in the future.

      • if she saw an ugly person my old gran always used to say, you can tell their mum and dad are brother and sister, if it was a retarded kid she’d say, his mother put his bonnet on back to front

    • Why did the French plant trees at the side of their roads?

      So the German army can march in the shade.

      Good morning all.

      • Wasn’t it Bernard Manning who described the French flag as a white cross on a white background?

  17. What are those mascots?

    Are they modeled on macron’s little winky after he has rubbed himself raw on his old granny wife’s bone dry cooch.

  18. Hopefully the Olympics will be just like a typical French film and will end half way through. Fin.

  19. I wonder if the mayor of Paris is as shit with budget forecasts as Ken Livingstone.

    “It’ll cost no more per person than a walnut whip”.

    Actual cost, £24Bn.

    That’s a walnut whip the size of Everest in return for two weeks of complete nonentities running, jumping and throwing shit.

    Absolute bargain.

    • i miss those coffee ones they did, a walnut whip size of everest would last me a while, luvvy

  20. She’s blond in the pic. Cultural appropriation!

    She’s a healthy looking girl, I’ll give her that. Nice head wobble in the video.

  21. Paris culture is mainly Moroccans gobbling on the street and afracunts rioting because they got threatened with a job.

    Wonder how many young healthy athletes will drop dead during events.

    And now a message from our sponsors.

    • dropping like flies now, banglers working on the fifa stadium are dropping dead at 150 a day!! age 20, age 25, not old…Saudis reckon they all having heart attacks from working long hours on the building site…fuck me 150 a day jabbing off this coil, glad i’m a pureblood

  22. I wonder if the Calais folk will be entering any teams into the rowing or water sport events?

    • if they do a sinking dinghy event i’ll go out and buy a TV to watch that, come on sambo you can make it…ah shame

  23. Shan’t even open my curtains. A novelty in its day when only the one channel. Now I wouldn’t even get my piccolo out if they brought back Miss World. Remember that lads. There’d be all sorts in it now. Don’t even want to imagine what it would be like.

    • In the 70s we watched Miss World contests avidly.
      Once asked a workmate how he would judge such an event.
      “I just look for the one with the biggest mound”
      Nowadays the biggest mound is likely a pair of hairy bollocks.

  24. I never heard as much as a whisper of this ugly cunt before the nom link above .. and now I have caught a whiff of its shallow aggressively self-assured arrogant narcissism, I hope to revert to an existence never once hearing about it again. Unless it DIES soon.

    As for the overall waste of … everything involved, itself … (the ‘games’)

    One last hurrah
    for a ghetto city/country in irreversible social, cultural and moral decline/freefall.

    I guess metaphorical whores WILL have their meagre trinkets to gaze back upon forlornly in their inevitable darker future times. (Darker both figuratively and literally).

  26. As my fellow cunters have already noted, the French, and indeed the Italians, are the only countries in the world whose armies have tanks with 6 reverse gears.

    I hear they are also looking at sharing a new national flag, consisting of a white cross on a white background.

    Cowardice is woven into their cultural fabric, although I reckon these days the UK could probably give them pretty stern competition for the Olympic gold in the 100m dash to absolute moral surrender.

  27. I hear the new diverse mudslime team are favourites to take the shooting title due to take place at the Bataclan.

  28. Quelle Surprise.

    A Western European nation promotes a black African as its representative to the watching world.

    Speaking of which – should England play France in the upcoming European football championships, it’ll much more likely resemble Ghana v Nigeria. Especially with a certain Sir Gareth of Wokegate at the English helm.

    Fuck the Olympics, fuck France and fuck mass immigration.

    Good Morning.

  29. It must have been rigged to have the Olympics in France.

    It can’t have been by popular demand.

    The French are universally disliked.
    The food, although enjoyed by some toffee nosed English people, is over boiled and massively overpriced shite.

    Have you ever noticed the distinct lack of French restaurants in the rest of Europe?
    That’s because people in continental Europe don’t like the food.

    Their hotels are too fucking expensive to stay in and using the toll roads costs a fortune.

    The ring road around Paris is a traffic jam on normal days so getting anywhere during the Olympics will be a nightmare.

    Their obscure language must be pronounced perfectly for anyone to pay you any attention.
    The stuck up waiters will sneer and ignore you if you can’t speak it with perfection.

    It’s a horrible place, full of arrogant cunts.

    • You’re describing the place (accurately) at it’s peak , ironically… the uppity, overpriced meh ‘must see'(sez who?)as you described was still – by comparison – waaay better ‘then’ than it is now.

      Yiz all know what I mean. Applies to dozens of major cities, towns etc. across the continent nay the world.

      To give it it’s dues Paris certainly led the field in number wanking tramps per head of capita, though….

  30. They should just invite the Germans in to do it. That’s the great French tradition isn’t it.

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