“The Defendant Expressed Remorse”

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I read the following news article in the local online rag concerning a club treasurer intentionally defrauding a bridge club of up to £23,000.

The club became suspicious and plod were called in and arrested her. She went to court and admitted all charges. Inevitably, her lawyer said she “expressed remorse” for her first offence.

Anyway, the stupid judge gave her suspended sentence and that she must complete rehabilitation work and a 12-week, electronically monitored night time curfew – which to my mind bares little relationship to the crimes involved.

The judge finished off by saying it was regrettable no compensation could be ordered, saying: “It seems to me there is little prospect of this money being paid back.”

Therefore this cunt pinches £23k and ends up with a poxy sentence, while the club and its members end up with fuck all. But what is particularly niggling is the use of “expressed remorse”. Which basically means “I’m soz for what I did, but only because I got found out!”

If it ain’t mental health as a lame excuse its this “remorse” shite used in mitigation, and juries and judges fall for it.

Perhaps old Osama binliner could have used that excuse had he been captured and taken to the International Criminal Court. “Sorry, guv, for killing 3000+ infidels. Will a bit of remorse do for a suspended sentence?”

Load of bollocks!

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Nominated by Technocunt.

Admin, could you add this article covering the same kind of ground and pathetic outcome despite fiddling a company out of almost £100k to the point of almost closing it down for good and making its employees redundant!

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41 thoughts on ““The Defendant Expressed Remorse””

  1. Reading trial reports there is always a mitigating factor trotted out by the Defence parasite. All bollocks.

  2. The guilty person in the second article suffered from “depression”, which apparently spending the stolen money on luxury items was the only thing that helped.

    Oh, so he wasn’t a greedy, venal bastard, then?

      • Nope, I’ve asked Aunty Google, but it looks like this is the only thing reported.

        I do believe you, though. He’ll have done this, or similar before. This kind of behaviour starts young, like serial killers.

  3. She should have blacked up & played the race card as well … A♠️ – it`s a guaranteed defence.

    That`s `dee-fense` for our colonial members.

    • Alternatively, instead of blacking up, she could’ve “spazzed up” and played the raspberry card.

      Might have been offered a job at the BBC.

  4. No remorse, no excuse, locked up. Given the order to suck single men off, such as me.

  5. Just as bad is when some hell bound murderous and mayhem causing cunt gets his overdue just rewards and those who reared and knew him say that he was ‘a loveable rogue’ . No, he wasn’t. He was a complete shit who got was coming to him and good fucking riddance.

    • Sorry goes a long way with judges.

      Sorry I drove my van into Doris age 87,
      But Id been drinking.

      Sorry I pushed him off that ledge I didn’t get a valentine’s card.

      Sorry I punched you in the face,
      I’ll no doubt do it again tomorrow but well, you know..sorry.

      That theiving cunt would be sorry if I was a judge.
      I’d have her eyes burnt out.

      • This is the only thing the Muslims have ever got right.

        It’s very difficult to reoffend when you have no hands.

  6. Courts should order cunts like this to back to the place they stole from and work there for fuck all for a minimum period of 5 years.

    The more is stolen the longer the free work order.

    If that doesn’t sort it out then just hang the fuckers.

    Sounds fair enough to me.

  7. Talking about defrauding, this article on SkyCunt made me laugh:

    https://news.sky.com/story/creative-scotland-reviewing-84-000-public-funding-for-explicit-sex-project-rein-13092549

    So basically, you can get paid up to £270 and either have a snog, some vanilla sex or something a bit more hardcore – I’ve applied but as in the film Full Metal Jacket, I was told “too beaucoup”.

    I also noticed that the Princess of Wales, Kate has apologised for using Jeremy Beadle’s hand in a picture she posted on Mother’s day.

  8. Got to be honest though,
    We all love to steal shit from work don’t we?

    I know I do.

    When I was employed on nights for a large retail company I went full clepto!
    The whole Ronnie Biggs.

    I’m not sorry either.
    I fuckin loved it.

    • I used to steal pussy from work in the the form of fornication with some of the hotties that I used to work with (when I was younger and more virile).

      There was this one lass, big juggs, married with two kids so slightly damaged but fuck me did she like to put out – never tired hiding it and jumped me in the list one day.

      I can still feel those titties in my hands when I was taking her from behind in the park one evening!

      • Sticky Fingers Miserable’ was it?

        Any sooties or other foreign types to put the blame on?

      • Oh yes.
        I tipped off management and security.

        Poor Abdul swore blind he didn’t fill his locker with Holland’s meat and potato pies,
        Said they wasn’t Halal!

        But he was fired anyway.

  9. Taking half a dozen baby haliborange doesn’t count as an overdose attempt, ringing somebody up to inform of the fact counts as a cunterdose attempt (succeeded).
    Contact me for completion of assignment assistance.
    Kill ’em all and let God sort it out.

  10. We had a similar thing at a local tractor club who used our cricket club bar for their monthly meetings. My job was running the bar and the treasurer, who was a dead ringer for Amy Turtle from Crossroads, use to give me £30 rental fee. Nice old girl, except she was carrying on with one of the members and when he died his bank accounts had been emptied. The club use to like having £25K in their current account as a float for emergencies. It was never touched so she had that away. The problem with any club if you have someone willing to do the work and you trust them people tend to let them get on with it.
    When they found out they wanted her banged up, the police said a formal caution was all they would offer. Utter bollocks of course. My advice was that she owned a house and they should get a 2nd mortgage on it so it couldn’t be sold without the money being repaid. It would have taken some time but with some interest it would have been worthwhile.

  12. Who was it that said crime doesn’t pay..

    He or she never met a judge in this day and age…

    You get less sob stories on a season of Britain’s got talent..

    Disband the criminal justice system, let’s go full purge once a year..
    Dibs on Lineker..

  13. I fully express remorse that after looking at Isac for a long time I didn’t join in the frivolity sooner….and for this I throw myself onto the assembly of contributors and seek redemption 😞….lord forgive me for i was a cunt 👍

  14. The only reason she ‘expressed remorse’ as Techno rightly points out was because she got caught. Sort of like Michelle Moane.

    Could you imagine her sat on a beach in Lanzagrotty or wherever spunking the money from the Bridge Club whilst ordering another Pinacolada and doing her best to be the next Shirley Valentine and expressing remorse.

    What a pile of shite.

  15. We had a woman at work, years ago.
    Used to have a lot of time off because her kid was getting treatment for cancer at the Children’s Hospital in London, Great Ormond Street.

    We’ll, we were well sympathetic, we had collections to by the kid hand held games, his favourite football team strip, money so she could stay in a nice hotel overnight. All this leave was paid.

    She asked for time off for a trip to hospital, but one of our other people had a day off to go to Alton Towers, and guess who was there?

    I spent the following day double checking, and she’d forged all the appointment letters, the hospital had never heard of her, or her kid.

    She was sling shotted out of the door.

    Ironically, I heard the boy had drowned in one of out canals a few months later. Can’t help feeling she bought a bad ending for the lad, if it’s true.

    Fraud is an offence against other people, and can be as devastating as being physically attacked. It’s about time that we stopped fucking about with suspended sentences, and unpaid work.

    If we don’t have enough prisons, build some more, utilise abandoned drilling platforms for violent criminals, call them Alcatraz 1, 2, 3 etc.
    Put the thieves in the spaces, put them in abandoned military camps, make them work to make them habitable.

    Criminals must be punished, a tap on the wrist isn’t punishment.

    • They don’t investigate a lot of crimes these days let alone prosecute.

      Violence and child grooming are likely to get a suspended sentence for a first offence depending on the severity.

      If you don’t pay your tax les you’re more likely to go inside.

    • Jeezum, we pride ourselves on thinking we’re more intelligent than previous generations. However, the Middle Ages had the Stocks, a simple, great idea. Public humiliation, abuse, no need of a prison, just short-term punishment. Good for crimes like this.

      • We ought to bring back boiling cunts alive, especially for whatever passes for heresy in 2024.

        For minor offences: slit their nostrils.

  16. Jack the Cunter doesn’t pay his taxes.

    I told him I disapproved.

    Bet none of you awful cunts visit him in Strangways either when he goes down.

    I will though.
    I’m big hearted.

    Take him some ‘ snout ‘.

  17. It drives me mad when defence lawyers say that their cunt/client was drunk or fucked up on drugs and that this should be taken in mitigation for robbing/assaulting/raping/murdering/torturing some poor fucker! FFS it is an aggravating circumstance not a fucking excuse. The cunt should get longer not leniency. ‘Do us all a favour your Honour, waste the sorry bag of shit.’

  18. According to the song by Reg ” sorry seems to be the hardest word ” but this nom proves he not only lied about his barnet.

  20. Every insincere, pathetic(except in insofar as the fucking things WORK), point offered up for mitigation by (scumbag) scumbag-defenders should see months added to the PLUS column in the sentence ledger. rather than the opposite.

    In my crime/punishment double standards nom a few weeks back, the 3 defendants had their briefs explicitly repeat they were remorseful about their £77,000,000 theft, now, and so should have that reflected in any sentencing… which belies in one statement the fact there is nary a fucking hint of any emotion at play other than self preservation.

    Cunts will use the same shit interminably unless it is called out on it at some stage.

    “Your sentence is 5 years. 4 for the crime you commited and an extra 12 months for all that bullshit you had your legal aid spout”.

    Wouldn’t that be fucking great?

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