North face or should that be north farce..
The company that brought you the summer of pride with a drag queen.
Now go further with a promise of 20 percent off, if you own your white privilege..
Go online and listen to a hour long lecture, of why it’s your fault ethnics don’t go to the countryside..
Pass a quick quiz and that discount will be yours..
Personally I would rather don a black sack than one of their overpriced jackets..
So keep digging north face, the bottom can’t be to far..
Nominated by: Barry zuckercunt
Is he the welsh first minister?
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Make it 99% and I might think about it.
Otherwise fuck off.
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Soon the urban-spades will be wearing (stealing) Barbour. What’s a gentleman like me supposed to wear then? Shall I be forced to ponce around in my wedding kilt?
North Face – North Spades.
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Partial to Barbour jackets myself but they’re overated in the durability stakes.Prone to holeage and concomitant wallet wilting repair costs when sent to their Tyneside factory.
Seeing a few harvests popping up lately in their advertising blurb and l suspect they’re now Chinese made? Cultural-Marxism will have this one in their sights you can bet the farm.? Belstaff gear is impressive but hideously expensive.
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I’m proud to own my whiteness. And companies like this are well on my ‘get fucked’ list, so this lot need not worry about giving up 20% to me. As to those in the image, I’m not sure which one I want to face-plant with a shovel first.
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Not a spade?
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Racist pig. Use an earth-inverting horticultural implement (courtesy of Tom Sharpe in The Wilt Alternative).
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Missed a trick there didnt i. Doh!
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I fucking hate all wags.
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I’ll get my mate Chalky not nick me some. 70% discount!
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I hear that Joseph Kony, founder of the Lord’s Resistance Army, drafter of child soldiers, who mutilates and murders children who don’t execute their own parents, is offering 25% off blood stained machetes to any Ugandans who own their black guilt.
Apparently very few of his brothers have taken him up on the deal, preferring to get their financial kickbacks by blaming the white man for their crimes.
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I spend a lot of time outdoors in Canada and I’m pretty hard on my weather gear.
Bought North face for years, generally good products, but changed brands for my last couple of purchases, since they pulled out the rainbows.
The only vote you have that makes any difference is in your wallet.
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This kind of “white guilt” among the corporates and retailers, makes me laugh!
Up until a few years ago (death of Chicken George, was probably the instigator), these cunts didn’t give two shits about DEI, especially with regards our black brethren. But now of course, they can’t bend over backwards (or forwards, depending on their sexual preferences) to be “seen” to be part of the right-on narrative and to embrace everyone and everything.
The reality is that they really don’t give a shit about such virtue signalling. They just see another money stream to be exploited and profited. But by the same token they run the massive risk of pissing off their far more lucrative market – the white market!
Typically, however, if they see a fall in this particular market, they will blame far-right, racist white people for choosing to not embrace the woke culture. And that “Our company doesn’t want to be associated with such people”.
Well if that is the case then fuck them, and hope they bite the dust big time!
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Spot on there Techno.
It’s just a game to them making sure they are seen to be jumping on the latest band wagon so they can give themselves immunity for a tiny but vociferous Social Media Hate Mob simply because it’s not a good look to the shareholders.
I have a good mate who’s very very pally with the CEO of a massive chain of newsagents, huge they are……
Been pals for years one went up the other stayed at a level but still good mates.
Everything he has ever shared with me about subjects they talk about namely this bullshit means that my comments come from a very good source.
These CEO’s get paid millions in salary and share options and they will fuck anybody in the organisation who puts that in danger
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Who cares? There are other suppliers of outdoor clothing.
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Northface can’t tell me shit.
Their stuff is overpriced wank for poseurs.
If you want practical outdoor gear ?
Buy ex military.
My work bag is a British army Day bag.
Waterproof, tough, hard-wearing.
And cheap.
Bit like me.
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I rue they day when our Army and Navy stores market trader packed in.
Those Czech Army issue fatigues from the 1980s were bloody good when on the boat and used to go down a storm in the local nightclub on a Friday.
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Military clothing is all good if you want to look like a homeless drifter who gets run out of town by Sheriff Brian Dennehy just for passing through Bumblefuck Idaho but what about the rest of us.
I thought MNC would wear something more like this
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ee/ac/01/eeac014f815793c7afa672ccace2277c.jpg
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Indeed there are. Daxon, for example.
A few years ago my wife received a special offer from them in the post, it was presented in the form of a fancy scroll, which read:
ALLOCATION OF THE GIFT OF HONOUR
MRS BAKER, in recognition of your recent recommendation to us as a discerning woman of elegance and taste, the Management Committee of Daxon has unanimously decided to honour MRS BAKER by officially awarding her
THE REVERSIBLE QUILTED JACKET
Which is offered free of charge as an expression of thanks for her order.
(It was duly signed by the 5 supposed members of the Daxon Management Committee)
Needless to say, Mrs Baker was not born yesterday. But I thought it worth preserving and framing.
It currently hangs proudly on display in our toilet.
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I’ve worn North Face stuff for a while now and I’m not throwing away my current jacket, which is lovely.
I will not be buying anything else from them now though; first it was producing a range for chavs, now apparently they don’t want me for a customer.
Another firm to selectively avoid if possible.
Go woke, go b…ah, you know.
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Cheeky monkey lovers
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Mountain Warehouse just as good and most likely all out of the same factory.
There was a time when any BBC reporter on outside broadcast would sport a North Face jacket, a little spot of brand promotion…. But a good enough reason for me not to own one.
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The two in the header obviously knocked off the jackets they are wearing.
The 20% discount is racist, how can sooties own their white privilege 😳
My white privilege has been earned by my ancestors, I don’t need North Cunts to tell me to own it, it’s mine by birthright.
Look how we are allowing the ethnics to have a bit of limelight
A Gupta PM
A P*ki Scottish First Minister
A Sootie Welsh First Minister
A P*ki mayor of London
‘I want my country back’ 😂
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Why? It’s all owned by foreign cunts, very little of it is ‘ours’ and it’s fucking racist to even say that.
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I don’t want it back.it’d be like taking your missus back after she’d be fucked bandy by some other cunt.
I hope my kids torch it.
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I think along similar lines, Hugh.
I pray I’m wrong, and hope my Elder gets herself and the Lass to a safer place, though for the life of me, apart from a remote island, I cannot think where that might be.
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Send those wankstains to Unkle T’s special heater 😉
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Soon enough if you want to buy anything at all online there will be a mandatory quiz to find out what sort of The Gay you are.
No Gayness no sale.
North Farce?
Get fucked.
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And HMRC will add a 20% to your taxes if you fail the Slavery Guilt Chicken George Abbott antisemitic Gaza Quiz.
The dirty Cunts.
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Is this the one sponsored by Gary ‘Mbopo’ Lineker?
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The clothes speak for themselves, loud and crude.
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I was on the Flea Market with the Hound, this morning.
There was some gimmigrant Afrocunt, black as t’ fire back , gobbing off to some trader at the top of his voice, in some God forsaken pop, click, whistle, dominohoohoo fucking gibberish.
A middle aged bloke walking past me, said to his missus…. ‘ They’re fucking everywhere ! ‘
Her…… ‘ I know ‘
The pressure builds 😁👍
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Reminds me of my mother, she always says what she thinks. Lon may that continue.
Anyhow, when she sees an enricher she flies off the handle – what the hell are they living here for all it does is rain here, why is he wearing a caravan curtain, why are those people always so fat……
This rumbling fury comes to a head when she turns the TV on. Say no more….
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Even though I have a very nice tan, and it is a very nice tan by the way, I am very happy to be causcasian, and one of the big pluses to being white is that I don’t get watched when I go in to a store, white folks don’t cross the street to avoid me and fathers don’t see me as a potential rapist/father to their daughters child
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So that’s how you get away with it?
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Bronzed Caucasian the best of all looks.We’d all be looking that way if the sun wasn’t so bloody absent.?
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It would seem this 20% discount is only available to whites willing to spend an hour+ of their precious time on this Earth being racially abused and having their intelligence insulted.
Meanwhile blicks, browns and those with little yellow skins are expected to pay full price?
And there was me thinking racial discrimination was illegal in this country. 🙄
Not that that blacks would want it anyway.
Unless it could be easily thieved.
Fuck them.
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the only guilt I carry as a very white bloke is that my white skinned predecessors gave away to many good things to the rest of the world, should of kept it to ourselves, fucking idiots.
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The guilt comes from not letting them find out for themselves and thus undermining their self esteem.
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Northface is chavwear.
Scrotes wear it with the hood up and tracky bottoms.
I see someone in a Northface coat I don’t think they’re on the way to Snowdonia for a week’s wild camping.
No
I assume they’re going signing on or seeing they’re probation officer.
Best bit of kit I own is a army poncho.
When walking the dog it can be absolutely pissing it down
But I remain dry.
Lightweight, easy to fit in a rucksack, the business 👍
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Good camouflage for flashing too I suspect Miserable.
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Excellent LL.
Another bonus.
I can get within 10ft of the W.I ladies picnic before springing out with my tackle blatantly aroused😁
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Just coz you like fishing, it’s not a big deal.
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would rather walk around in a loincloth…….oh hang on didn’t the customers who they prefer do that…….umbongo
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These preening, self-satisfying cunts can fuck right off and then fuck themselves when they get there.
Sick of this race-baiting shit.
Fuck ’em I say, the cunting tossers. Hope they go bankrupt. Cunts.
Er…
Afternoon all.
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If North Face bothered to ask anyone living in the countryside why there are not more ethnic minorities , they could save themselves a lot of time and effort. People want to live in the countryside because it actually feels like they are still in Britain and not Islamabad or Lagos or some other third world toilet.
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It amazes me that the West isn’t just being fucked over, but that it’s actually doing it to itself.
And yes, no cunt ever asked me about it.
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Be interesting to know where NF manufactures all its overpriced crap.
Probably India, China or maybe Bangladesh. Maybe they should do an online exercise on pay and working conditions?
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Division crap straight outta the USA.
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Change the name to Blackface and sell Trudeau jackets.
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I’ve never felt white guilt.
And I’ll never wear anything by North Face.
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I’ll never feel guilty for something I can’t change. However, I’m more than happy to accuse BAME cunts for all the crime shit they are guilty of, can change, but seem to think is their birthright.
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Quite right.
Guilt would mean you’d done something wrong.
I don’t feel white guilt either.
It’d be a betrayal of my forefathers and all they’d achieved.
I feel guilty for nothing.
I feel WHITE PRIDE.
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Mother’s Pride?
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You ready to disprove Allan’s post yet GC? Or are you running away like a coward as usual?
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North Farce can shove their products up their rear hole.Silly chocolate faces lovers 🐒🐒.
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Donkeys years ago when footballers were performing badly fans would shout out,
“Go and get dressed”. Thankfully not into anything these monkeys are wearing nowadays.
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Must be awful to work for these arsehole employers, watching what you say in case someone grasses you.
In my experience, the bigger the company, the bigger the bullshit. I try to find work in smaller companies, they can’t afford to waste money on this crap.
Stick your North Face up your South Arse
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Off to Millet’s for a Regatta jacket. They can stuff their overpriced woke crap right up where the sun never shines….💩
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