Lazy Modern Society (2)

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What a pile of cunt modern, human society is.

Cost of living crisis? What cost of living crisis is that then?

Where I live, every woman seems to drive an oversized fancy car (badly), has money for false lips, teeth and whatever else. Not only that but they and their fellas can also somehow afford 5 bedroom new builds.

I had the misfortune of making the mistake of calling in to my local chippy the other day for cod and chips (a rare expensive treat)

I wish I hadn’t though.

Got stuck in a queue losing the will to live, whilst every cunt was clutching lists ready to spunk a small fortune on chips with whatever.

Not only that but the phone in there was ringing off its tits with lazy idle greedy fucking cunts actually phoning up to place their orders before driving down in the electric car, blocking the roads before sending their obese offspring in to collect their high cholesterol lunches.

Get up, walk and queue you lazy, entitled selfish cunts.

Speaking of Junk Food, during a “cost of living” crisis, how come takeaways have never had it so good?

Houses and New Builds.

Every fucking square inch of green space in my town appears to be an excuse to build 5 and 6 bedroom houses for over paid selfish debt happy clowns to indulge themselves in.

Where are the environmentalists on this???

Natural habitat/wildlife destroyed on a daily basis yet they never seem to protest actual environmental vandalism and all they seem to be bothered about is “carbon emissions”

A three up three down isn’t enough to bring a family up in in 2024, seems that only a 5 bed new build with 5 en-suites will suffice.

And you can guarantee that they won’t speak to or even ever get to know the names of their neighbours.

The town centre is an absolute shit hole with abandoned shops and businesses, Pubs and Social Clubs are closing yet new builds are popping up everywhere on the outskirts where people live more insular lives with their 80″ plasma screen TVs and social media.

Their kids don’t even play out any more for fucks sake.

When Christmas comes around and these vacuous bell ends decide they want to frequent the pubs for their only night out of the year, they find that half the pubs have closed since they last went out.

People are generally so selfish these days, they wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.
Money, Money, Money and social media status are the primary factors to most cunts.

Gone are the days of community spirit.

Sorry for the slightly erratic nature of this cunting but I really just fucking hate people.

A genuine virus which culls 90 percent of humanity would be a good start.

* Haven’t a link for this yet as I can’t particularly think or find one that’s appropriate.
It’s just more of an incoherent rant.

Nominated by: Herman Jelmet

And on a slightly different topic, here’s one from Jeezum Priest

Idle Britain.

What the fuck is going on here?
Do young people think we are immortal, and are going to keep working and paying taxes to keep their idle arses in fags and beer for ever?

Well, you cunts, we’re going to die.

Then what?

As to the twat who claims to be getting over £1k per week, she’s lying, either to the press, the DWP, or she’s a trust fund baby.

Daily Mail

I hope a fucking meteor hits.

109 thoughts on “Lazy Modern Society (2)”

  3. I honestly believe half the population doesn’t work..
    I sometimes have to travel to different jobs during the day..

    And between 12 and 2 the amount of traffic on the roads is unbelievable..
    75 percent cars.
    Does everyone pop out for lunch?

    And the cunts saying 3.5 million kids live in poverty..get fucked there is..

  4. The first nomination of the day is always so uplifting.

    “…I really just fucking hate people.”

    Alrighty then…and a pleasant good morning to you.

    • I’m afraid I have to concur with Herman.

      I really fucking hate people too.

      in fact, the more I have to deal with them, the more I like my dog.

  5. The 5 and 6 bedroom new builds aren’t for us. 2 of them knocked together make a fine home for a dinghy paddler once he brings in his 4 wives and 19 kids. Add in the rest of his related cunts and the whole street is effectively for a single family.

    • That’s true of social housing Moggie, I told a story on here a few months ago about having lunch with friends in Barking in the early 1990s the day after local council elections had resulted in Barking having some BNP councillors. All my mates (mainly female j had voted for them due to their children being pushed down the housing list because of the immigrant newcomers and all the new build having 5 bedrooms.

  6. A virus that wipes out 90% of humanity ?

    That’s a bit namby-pamby.

    I want full fat.

    100% 👍

    Humanity is a pox on the face of the earth.

    Fuck it.

    Good morning 🌄👍

    • Yes. We`re all just germs. I`ve heard that some cleaning products, like Domestos®, kills 99%. Often wondered about the other 1% though.🦠

  7. What did you get from the chippy Herman?

    That thing about kids not playing out?
    Sort of true.

    Don’t see kids out on new bikes on Christmas morning like you used to.

    But yesterday I was walking near where the gyppo family live,
    2 little girls aged about 5yr and 6yr playing outside with their chihuahua,
    One was singing
    “Girls just wanna have fun” 😂

    Cheered me up!

    • Cod and Chips Mis.

      I held on to my patience on the day.

      Beautiful it was an all.

      • That would be about forty quid`s worth then.
        Well I remember* when you could get six `penneth` of chips & some scrunchy bits (served in an old newspaper) for … erm, sixpence. 🍟
        * Before I was child trafficked to foreign lands of course.

      • Sam
        And don’t forget the free newspaper that came with your bag of chips. They tasted much better in those days with all that lovely newsprint on your greasy fingers as you scoffed them.

      • A likely story, SCB.
        Do you have a link to that effect?
        If it wasn’t on BBC News then it never happened.

      • hehehe 😂
        Hiya Jack👍

        gotta admit they were cute as buttons!
        playing out like kids should be.
        anyway don’t make me laugh I’ll squirt in my undercrackers.

        I’ve got Campylobacter.
        food poisoning from chicken licken.
        on antibiotics ☹️

        fuckin poultry.

  8. I knew that public were mad the day that the Evening Standard property column declared East Ham to be an “up and coming area with desirable affordable apartments A few minutes away from the District and Metropolitan lines, green spaces (!?) and a stones throw from London City airport” – they just forgot to mention all the mud slimes and Lammyites fouling the streets, with their Halal supermarkets and evidence of gobbing on the kerb, hawking on the buses etc – probably because they hadn’t left their “affordable desirable apartment: since the day they landed there.

  9. No benefits at all if you have not paid into the system.
    That includes health care.

    A maximum of 6 months unemployment benefit but only if you have been working for the preceeding 2 years.

    A maximum of 2 years in any social housing or accommodation paid for by social security.

    Nobody owes you a fucking living.

    You should be ashamed to be receiving benefits, not treat it as an excepted, alternative lifestyle.

    The best motivation to work is hunger.

    • Quite frankly Mr Cunter the older I get the more I feel its becoming pointless working..

      Taxes pissed away on foreign vermin and infrastructure buckling under the weight of entitled whining cunts,all arranged by a crowd of deluded lying Gravy Train shithouses.

      I fancy some of that Gravy Train myself.

  10. Hoho this is splendid,the world is indeed infested with total cunts.

    Can’t wait for the whole rotten panto to come crashing down.

    Right I’m off to drive a quarter of a mile for my soy latte and £16 vegan breakfast wearing my “free Palestine” beret.

    Good morning.

    • Uncle, if you also wore one of those padded jackets and had a few wires sticking out they`d probably let you have it for nothing. 🧨

  11. No one one is out the door and rushing to clock in at the factory anymore.
    Either on benefits due to mental health ishoos or ‘working’ from home and doing just great thankyou very much.
    Sky, netflix, holidays abroad.
    Yeah, cost of living crisis?

    • Maybe the England football team can donate a few of their gay pride inflatable unicorns..
      Or rashford could start a swimming program..

    • That’s excellent.

      in the report the Hamas terrorists were saying the airdrops should cease.

      I’d increase them, but it wouldn’t be food parcels.

  13. I knew we were fucked when tossers started to talk about a ‘work, life balance’. What was wrong with work forty hours a week and then have a well earned weekend? Fuck off with your touchy feelie nonsense. Lazy bags of shite.

    Good morning, everyone.

  14. Absolutely bang on Herman.

    Of the array of cunts you rightly expose, my personal bete noire is the carbon emissions obsessives. Caring about the environment my arse. The future that awaits if those cunts get their way is a country covered in plastic, steel and concrete in the form of bird mincers, electric pylons and solar panels.
    Yes, and acres upon acres of landfill as most of that rubbish can’t be recycled.

  15. There might be some genuine cases of poverty based on the Cost of Living crisis, but it is also interesting how Premier League football grounds and Rugby Union international grounds are full to the rafters with fans, with waiting lists for future season tickets running into 5 to 10 years!

    The England friendlies played at Wembley twice over the last week, couldn’t have been a cheap night for a family of four, especially if travelling from up North. And yet there they are paying shedloads to watch 90 minutes of shite.

    Some of them will then return home and whinge about ticket prices, beer prices, England shirt prices, travel prices, hotel prices etc etc while pleading that the government should increase the cost of living payments for people like them facing hardship and their kids starving to death!

    • Exactly techno, I saw The Who last week.
      £7.50 for a pint of Stella in a plastic cup in the Royal Albert Hall..

      I was so shocked my golden monocle fell in my pint.

    • And, I suspect the subscriptions to the idiot lantern channels that show kick ball every night of the week.

      Can’t be cheap.

  16. There is no cost of living crisis, it’s a MSM/Government/lefty construct, designed and engineered to gaslight the muggles and sheeples into not believing their own eyes.

    My local chippy charges £20 for Cod and Chips twice. Not a cheap meal, in that for the budget of £20 you can but pay enough food from a supermarket to feed yourself and more for a good week. The takeaway part of the car park is rammed every evening from 5 until after 7pm and there are always many in the sit down area tucking into their haddock and chips at lunchtimes as well.

    Now, there are many homeless and beggars on the streets locally, and people that undoubtedly need help, but listening to argue with their mates, they ain’t speaking English so clearly here scrounging.

    The other thing I’d close is the proliferation of Pole-Ack car washes. The fuckers are basically beggars and everywhere, unregulated and out of control. Want to see a source of uncontrolled pollution into watercourses… check out the shit they discharge on a daily basis.

    The cunts that own these fucking great vehicles should clean them, the exercise would help.

    In other news, apparently a survey has shown less than 25% of the population has any faith in the NHS. Don’t forget to clap.

    Oh good morning and fuck off.

    • Leonardo – why don`t you ask them to just charge you £20 once – no point in paying twice for the same meal.

      • Well indeed, but Errr, did you consider I may be buying for two persons…. Or that I am an extremely fat bastard who eats double portions.

        Do they not teach logical thinking in deepest darkest um-bongo land?

  17. I saw a bit a few weeks back of a professional couple with a combined salary of around 100K and moaning that it wasn’t enough to start a family. The fact that they both had separate bedrooms for their collection of clothes told you everything.

  18. My idiotic sister is another example of this kind of bullshit

    Gets paid a small fortune by the nuclear industry for doing next to fuck all (don’t they all)

    Spunks truly eye watering amounts of money on her kids, spoiling them to materialistic ruination so that they don’t truly appreciate the value of anything.

    Eats junk food at every opportunity at God only knows what cost.

    Then complains constantly about the Tories and the “cost of living crisis”

    Oh, and Donald Trump.

    Good Morning

    • Morning Mr Jelmet,

      Does she also use the phrase ‘eating or heating’….

      That seems to be favourite of many these days especially those in Konstipated Sir Kweers party.

      • those moaning about chooing between heating and eating shoukd try wearing a jumper or go back to bed. it’s not as if these cunts have jobs.

  19. I was watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire last night. There was a cracking looking young bird on who typified everything that is wrong with the modern generation. She was an investment analyst, well educated (supposedly) , an enormous sense of her self worth, very risk adverse, and just not very knowledgeable but thought she knew everything. Every time she opened her mouth you wanted to give her a slap.
    Good Morning, sorry I have turned into a grumpy,old, fart.

  20. As soon as I saw the nom I opened a new box of Kleenex and it’s a good job they are 3 ply as I fully expect them to take a good soaking…💦💦

  21. I’m nipping out for some fags, scratch cards and a McDonalds food flavoured treat. I’ll throw the wrapper in a bush before calling at the food bank.
    My mental elf is suffering too. Have been diagnosed with PTSD and ADHD from Greggs being shut last week.
    This cunting is so unfair.

  22. Gentleman’s executive, exclusive, ply-wood, unique residence*.

    Mother nature and the flood plains will have their revenge on these slap-dash abominations. Be gone!

    * garden not included

    • That’s what always makes me laugh. 100’s of people buy houses that were newly built, on land that locals know has flooded every year for decades, then complain like fuck when they wake up to see their furniture floating around.

      • Coincidentally, in the past I have woken up to see furniture floating around. This was most likely to do with my brain being flooded with certain chemicals.

        Those weren’t the days.

  24. Back in the 2000’s when I was in my 20’s, the cost of living was much better so I could spunk away my hard-earned cash on an endless stream of beer and Chinese takeaways and not go into my overdraft.

    Nowadays, aside from not being able to drink beer because of the gluten, I have to resort to a couple of bottles of wine twice a week (which I fucking hate but it does the job) and might treat myself to a Chinese about once a month.

    I never go into my overdraft and don’t need to apply for credit. It’s doable if you have the will power but a lot of people nowadays don’t.

  25. Off topic, but related.

    I lost my shit with an interior designer (useless mincing twat) yesterday, while the cunt was whining about having no power in a £1.1m one bed flat to my boss.

    It simply needed the breaker flicking on in the distribution board.

    “CALL YOURSELF A MAN? WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MAN ARE YOU! YOU’RE AN EMBARRASSMENT” Will most likely have me sent to HR for my P45 by the end of the week.

    • This is the problem with a modern society glued to their phones and tablets while completely ignoring how the real world works.
      For some of them everything is expected to work on demand – a lamp being switched on, the kettle boiling, the car starting, even switching on a TV.

      But as soon as something doesn’t work, then they’re totally fucked, most of them clueless as to what to do next other than bleat about it on their social media page.

      Ask them to change a fuse, a light-bulb, batteries on a remote control and most of them will be doing a Google for help.

      God help us if we end up with power outages for more than a couple of hours, these cunts will fucking kill themselves in panic!

      • “God help us if we end up with power outages for more than a couple of hours, these cunts will fucking kill themselves in panic!”

        Excellent and good riddance.

      • Agreed. it’s the best argument I’ve heard for having nothing but renewable energy which mostly isn’t working.

    • A nameless family member bought a new hoover. They were a bit upset as they had recently purchased one but it had “stopped working” after a few months.

      I didn’t fancy the normal family fisticuffs so I chose not to bring up the subject of hoovers and bags.

      What bag? Dopey bastard.

  26. I used to love a bit of rock or cod and chips but now I can’t afford it, my local chippy charges 12 ish quid for fish and chips , depending on the fish. Fuck that , when I was a kid my Mum used to send me every Friday to Butlers chip shop in Bromley by Bow, five fish and chip dinners with five bread rolls and five pickled onions , the
    Fish and chips cost 2/6d which today works out at about 12.5 pence, I think the bread rolls were a few pennies likewise the pickled onions, I know I used to come home with a small amount of change from an old one pound note, amazing really, if I lost the pound I would not have gone home!! Fuck me i,m only 66 years old , how did a meal that cost cost around 30 pence in the late sixties end up costing 12 fucking quid. I had to give up the roll ups earlier this year due to the fucking price of tobacco……in 1974/5 an ounce of tobacco cost around 35 or 40 pence, now same amount is pushing 40 pounds, what the cunting fuck………..as for all these lazy young Cunts.. bring back conscription

  27. I was having a conversation with my plumbers about the cost of living.

    When I was 16 and could get served in a local pub, two pints, 20 B&H and the bus fare home left me with 4p change out of a £5 note. I was earning about £125 p/w at the time.

    The same two pints and 20 smokes plus bus fare home is now £31.50.

    Therefore your average school leaver would need to be on £787.50 per week to enjoy the same Friday night treat.

  28. This cunting really hits home.

    I’ve made it no secret that this year has been a massive struggle for me, especially on the work front.

    I’ve been self-employed for years, but in January – upon returning from a not particularly cheap holiday to the United States – one of my customers decided to start using AI for everything. With no prior warning, I was out of £15k a year there or thereabouts.

    I’ve got some regular work and some savings that’s kept me afloat, but fuck me it’s been hard. Pitching for work? Hardly anyone has any money.

    As for even getting a sniff of a proper 9-5 (something I’d not be averse to given the stress of this year thus far!) is like getting a wank off a nun. I’d not mind if I were a lazy thick cunt, but I’m decent at what I do.

    Where I live, the pubs are nowhere near as busy as they used to be. Even my friends who’ve got more money in the bank than I’ll ever see are grumbling about how much things cost.

    The economy is definitely tanking. Everything is ludicrously expensive – stepping outside will cost you at least £50.

    You can guarantee that the new car, new nails, fillers, new iPhone, etc is paid for on credit. After all, the average salary in the UK is £34,900. Given how much even going outside costs these days, that’s a fart in a teacup.

    Anyway, I’m off to go and put a shift in to fund someone else’s lifestyle.

    Good day one, good day all.

    • Cheers, UT.

      I’ve got very depressed about it. I’ve even gone back on my mad tablets to keep me on an even keel.

      However, I’d rather retain my dignity by tightening my belt and having a small income rather than being massively in debt or having to rely on the state.

      Fuck that.

      Jokes aside, this situation has made me a better bloke to my family and far more sensible with money. We got a topside of beef, a whole pork belly, and four lamb breasts for £12 yesterday by going shopping during Cheap Hour at Morrisons!

  29. Cunters, cunters. Calm down. Be still.

    Sshhh.
    … For there is a Messiah, among us now, who will soon burst forth and deliver us from all the world`s evils! Yes … Sir Kweer & his disciples will save us.

    By blaming all of it on the previous holocaust of diarrhoea.

    • Morning, Sam,

      You alright down there on the Dark Continent.

      I tell you what, if Kweer can magic up some money like Satan Blair did, I’ll be more than happy.

  30. The wife and I are off to Denmark again in early April, just as we did this time last year.
    We can only stay for 90 days, but I’ve gotta say the place is a breath of fresh air compared to the well-used public toilet we lovingly call the UK.

    Yes, they have social problems over there, but they’re also quite strict and ruthless, especially with outsiders looking for hand-outs. Plus there is still a level of civil decency in most towns and cities over there: you don’t feel like you’re going to get stabbed just by looking at someone in the street.

    Great wages, a good welfare system for those that qualify, and a repulsion not to become too absorbed in EU demands, which probably explains why Danes enjoy a good lifestyle and decent retirement. Not perfect, but better than here by a long stretch.

    • Enjoy TC! I’m looking for work out of the United Kingdom now. There doesn’t seem to be enough for everyone to go around, unfortunately.

      I don’t know much about Denmark apart from decent beer (Mikkeler and To Øl) and LEGO, but Scandinavia looks to be one of the lesser shite parts of Europe.

      A few of my colleagues work in Finland and they love it. Have you been?

      • I have worked in Finland for a handful of years.

        Mad place for Mad people.

        Depressing as fuck and full of drunks.

        Ask me anything…

      • MCC,

        Were there any upshots to living there?

        The Finns I’ve met have been raging pissheads, too. Very funny with a particular sense of humour, mind.

        I’d quite like to visit Rally Finland in Jyväskylä. It looks like a four-day party in the middle of the forest with a load of fast cars going sideways.

      • Done the Rally gig, we took a camper van from Sweden, stocked it full of duty free on the boat, it was a hoot.

        Upsides: Summer time is class, they really let their hair down.
        A Finn friend is a friend for life.
        They love their country and hate Russians and Mr Darky.
        Everything works.
        Sauna and beer every day
        Easy to find work in a city with English language only, second language helps (pref. German).
        Motorsport heaven.
        Houses are built properly.
        Loads of space.

        Downsides:
        They all get to work by 8am, a hangover is not an excuse/reason.
        Winter, the darkness is a long haul.
        The Finnish language sounds like someone crushing a can under a door.
        Speeding tickets
        Lunatic women. Hump and dump is my guidance, before hubby gets home and shoots you.
        Turgid sober Finns
        The food is functional at best.
        It’s flat and full of trees.

        ——————————

        Summer Finland vs Winter Finland – make your choice.

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