Max Verstappen (2)

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What a spiteful whining greedy Cunt he is!

In fact I now think he is worse than the other winging misogynistic cunt Jos his Dad… Cunts the pair of them.

So lets see what is going on a Ree Bull F1 not that anyone really gives a fuck about it or Christian Horner (apart from the washed up singer Geri) but cant anyone see what is happening in the Sexting issue.

So the arrogant Twat Max is on a petty £50 million per year salary and wants more, his contract takes him to 2028 and fuck me no pay rise built in the poor little Cunt.

So Jos and Maxi baby leak a load of bollocks made up WhatsApp’s Texts (Thought they were encrypted by the way) as his employers and a highly rated specialist barrister were not able to find any wrong doing so little bot Max can invokes a break cause in his contract … move to Merc with Toto and get a fucking pay rise.

Absolute genius if if wasn’t so transparent form the pair of wanking little rich arrogant CUNTS!

MSN

Nominated by: Maximus Cuntus

(As of today we are reducing the number of published nominations down from 3 to 2 per day (7am and 1pm). This is only a temporary thing. Thanks – The Admin Team)

66 thoughts on “Max Verstappen (2)”

  2. Good Morning

    I understand that Max is known as TDC in Formula 1.
    His Dad is a particularly nasty piece of work, having received a 5 year, non-custodial, sentence for violence against a former wife and one or two other convictions for violent behaviour. To hear him lecturing Red Bull and Horner (Whinger Spice) about the need for transparency and openness in this matter is a little ironic.
    Whatever one thinks of Hamilton he has been robbed of two world championships, 2007 and 2021.

    • I remember Jos getting a flambé in the pit lane.
      Maybe Horner could do the same to Max.

      Bring back Gilles Villeneuve and Nelson Piquet – they’d knock the piss out of princess Max.

  3. Max is a Belgian.
    And it’s a scientifically proven fact that all Belgians are cunts.

    Not sure if it’s because there’s no hills, and it’s flat as a witches tit,
    But it’s a most unremarkable country,
    And their chocolate?
    Wouldn’t grease my arse with it.

    Race car driver eh?
    Pfft.

    Bet he can’t reverse a removals van down a double parked cobbled street with no rear view and a 6ft blind spot.

    • Alright MNC,

      Belgium’s guilty of rampant noncing and darkies, too.

      Stopped in Liege once for a few hours. I’ve seen nicer bits of rural Russia.

    • Belgium is also a filthy hole and the locals have pegs for teeth.

      In their defence, they’re perma-drunk and they did a sterling job in the Congo.

      • Hear, hear! I forgot about Delirium Tremens and liberal attitudes towards smoking.

        Can’t disagree about their work in the Congo. The natives say Leopold was a tyrant. I prefer the term “visionary”, the ungrateful cunts.

      • Belgium is an odd place all right. It only came into existence recently; even the USA is older. In the north they speak Dutch, in the south they speak French and they fucking hate each other. They should follow the sensible course, give up these regional dialects and just use English like the rest of the advanced world.

        OT, how did you get on with the plinths Mis?

      • Hello Arfur,
        A nightmare.

        We’ve been eating really healthy of late,
        Lots of fruit, veg, yoghurt etc.

        I made some chicken breasts in some mexican seasoning (against my better judgement)

        Later that evening my throat felt all itchy, developed a cough,
        And then the worse case of the trots I’ve ever experienced!

        Been having to take a spare pair of undercrackers to work just to be safe.

        Fuckin Mexicans 😡
        The dirty bastards tried to kill me.
        Didn’t eat for 48hrs.

        As you can imagine moving large pieces of stone wasn’t my favourite thing to do in that condition.

    • Getting the Falcon past the imperial blockade and through the asteroids was an example of great driving as well, Mis’. You and your mate Han Solo deserve credit. Shame with what happened on Cloud City though.

  4. I used to enjoy Formula 1.

    The cunt Hamilton has made it unwatchable for me so I no longer follow it or have interest in any news about it.

    A driver wants more money for continuing to do the same job.

    Besides the fact that the figures involved are eye watering, is that any different to anyone else?

  5. Morning Admin/all

    I’ve a idea for when you reduce the nominations,
    How about a page that’s a free subject?

    So if only two noms and ones not to your liking,
    You’d be restricted to one,
    But, a free page you could raise any minor irritation!!

    What do you think?
    Probably I’m a genius eh?

    (We already know you’re a genius, Mis. And yes, we may give your suggestion some serious consideration. But in the mean time, keep those noms rolling in – Day Admin)

  6. Take your time replying Admin,
    I imagine your rushed off your feet making pot noodles, looking at porn etc.

    But as a further suggestion for my idea,
    I’d be willing to take responsibility for it’s running/policing.

    And I wouldn’t charge for my services.

    Just give me the power to delete inappropriate posts and issue 48hr bans on my fellow cunters.

    As you know I’m a even handed , fair kind of chap and wouldn’t go on a reign of terror.

    Can I appoint Jack the Cunter as my deputy?

      • PS..I too strongly suspect that Belgium is choc full of cunts.

        Their flag even looks like the Jerries.

        Bad Eggs,the lot of them.

  7. Ps

    If admin fall for that you fuckers will rue the day!!!
    There’s a storm coming.
    You can’t run and you can’t hide,

    I’ll make soviet Russia look like utopia.

    BEHAVE.

  8. Pity his old man didn’t have his bollocks burnt off in the refuelling fire, we wouldn’t have to hear about the obnoxious cunt.
    Fuck off Max.

  9. Back when F1 involved real cars driven by real men, this kind of disagreement would probably have been solved by a straightener in the paddock.
    Now they have to get Daddy involved before they spit the dummy out.
    No one comes out of this one particularly well, be it the Verstappens, Horner, or anyone else involved.
    Spare a thought for poor Geri though.
    Reduced to following her millionaire husband round the F1 circuit like a devoted puppy in order to protect her bank balance..
    ‘Girl Power’

      • As a randy 15 year old ogling her in her union jack dress back in the nineties, it’s a pig I wouldve licked every inch of and covered in my teenage nut butter.

        Same goes for Bunton and Mel B (black but huge baps and not bad looking in her day).

      • I would place her second in my fucking of all the Spice Girls, one after the other.

        Sporty Spice would be first.

        She was the ugly one so if she was further down the list for a shagging I would not have been able to get it up.

        My list for pleasuring all 5 of them would be :-

        Sporty.
        Ginger.
        Posh.
        Baby.
        Scary.

        I have given this plenty of thought.

      • However, later that day when they want to indulge in a gobbleathon my list would be different.

        Sporty would be last in line for a gob full of Artful Todger.

        Being the ugliest of the Spice Girls she obviously gets less cock.
        So she appreciates giving a blow job and will go at it like a dog eating hot chips.

        This will get me going again after the other 4 have done their business.

        So my cock sucking list is :-

        Posh (she needs more vitamins than the others).
        Baby.
        Ginger.
        Scary.
        Sporty.

        Time for a lie down……….

      • @ Cuntamus, your very mention of Mel B has put ‘OW DO, YA BASTARD YA! in my head. That’s genuinely made my day! 😂

      • @Artful

        You really have given this a most worrying amount of thought haven’t you…..

    • I was in my mid twenties when they came about and never found any of the gobby cunts attractive.
      They just came across as spoiled stage school kids who’d eventually whore themselves out to the nearest bloke with money.
      I don’t think I was far wrong with some of them.

  11. Is this any different to any other entitled squillionaire in the public eye demanding attention and money ? More fool the gormless masses mouth breathing over this pampered Scalextric pony.
    If he’s put the shits up that preening Nog, Hamiltwat he gets my vote.
    And fuck Saturday footbollocks too, more pampered cunts in need of a Pinochet helicopter ride over an active volcano.
    Good morning and bollocks.

  13. My brother briefly met Jos once. His verdict: miserable cunt.
    I just enjoy watching that poor loser Hamilton pretending not to be gay.
    You know like that other gay cunt in the football world, Rashford.

    • Louise will come out as soon as his career’s over. He’ll do a Barrymore. Large.

  14. Morning one, morning all,

    Can’t endorse this cunting purely because Max put that cunt Louise Hamilton in his box in 2021 and has done since.

    At least Max is too thick to make anything his agenda. Plus I quite like the bloke for some reason. I bet he’s a right laugh out on the piss.

    His ol’ man Jos is an absolute piece of work, though. Hitting women and abusing kids (look up about when he left Max at a petrol station for losing a karting race) is over the line though. And he was a shit driver.

    Anyway, the 12 Hours of Sebring starts today. That’ll be far more enjoyable than any F1 race.

    Have a good day and all that!

    • I’d heard it was René Arnoux. What a lad he was!!!
      Glad to see a couple of cunters who know the right names from back in the day when Formula 1 was great.

      Always preferred sportscars anyway.

  15. F1 meh…..scalextrix was better seeing your car flying off the track into auntie Edna’s shins or knocking over a cuppa placed at someone’s feet 😁…. anyway for real insanity and guts it’s gotta be the TT no big money, pot holes,more bends(ers) than Eton,no protection 😣 as for max verstappen I presume he identifies as white unlike hamilcunt.

    As for the mis idea how about a parallel site I’m-a-cunt 😩 cunters can tell of things that they have done instead of cunting others, I’m sure everybody isn’t a goody two shoes

    Come on mis I vote you the Elon musk of the cunting world, this time next year you’ll be a millionaire 🫰🪙

    • Have you seen the YouTube video with Joey Dunlop doing a lap of the TT circuit?
      Calm as a bowl of yogurt and balls of steel.

  17. Looks like all are in agreement that both meet nasty accidents due to spouting emissions from engines and mouths and die intestate.

  18. Never heard of the cunt, who is it?

    Stopped watching the F1 procession in the early 90s after Damon Hill won the title.

    Prost/Senna was the last time I showed an interest.

    It’s ruined by money nowadays and whilst I don’t want to see drivers dying, the health and safety brigade have completely de-risked the sport and turned it a yawn fest.

    I’ll go and stand on a bridge over the M25 on any given day to see cunts trying to drive fast in perilous conditions.

    • It was also exciting when cars flew into the crowd lopping off heads like there was no tomorrow.

    • I totally agree that safety sanitisation has taken the jeopardy out of it.
      Nowadays the biggest risk to a driver is being seen in the same outfit as another at the pre race party.

    • Best things about road racing is the smell of the bikes. Get high on the fumes.

  20. Celebrate successful white men when you find one. Even the cunts!

    In other news the takeover of mainland Britain is completed with the election of Vaughan Gething as first minister of the Welsh assembly.

    A historic moment when whites have been eliminated from the seats of British politics.

    RIP Britannia.

  21. Must admit that I’ve never heard of him but if MC says he’s a cunt that’s good enough for me.

    Morning all.

  22. He is shagging Kelly Piquet so is definitely a cunt, ugly bastard wouldn’t have got anywhere near her if he wasn’t top dog on the track.

    When I say cunt I mean lucky cunt.

    • Haha! I was in the pub with a friend last weekend discussing Max. Said friend described Max as being “the spazzy kid in aisle six were he not a racing driver.”

  23. MV is a horrendous, gurning, frog faced cunt.

    Gone are the days of gentlemen such as Graham Hill and Stirling Moss.

    And characters such as James Hunt, ( what a fucking life he had ) and Murray Walker, commentator par excellencè.

    Get To Fuck.

    • I usually have a soft spot for the Dutch, it’s Germans I don’t like, but Verstappen is a tit. Petty, arrogant, immature. I won’t forget him threatening to headbutt members of the press unless they stopped asking questions about his dangerous driving. The stewards broke their own rules to hand him his first championship and he wasn’t even embarrassed.

    • James Hunt! A real man worthy of being an idol. Can’t see that pansy Hamilton having beer and a tab, squeezing a birds tit and then climbing into his car.

  24. Went to a F1 race here, once. Fucking shit! And the fans are a load of cunts, also. Sat between a few Brit’s with clipboards and stopwatches and were hold a conversation around me, which was fucking rude to begin with, and saying things like “Ooh, Lewis is .3 of a second up on his nearest competitor” and then they would scribble this information on a clipboard! As if that wasn’t anal enough, they would then call and excitedly pass on this information. Out of curiosity I asked which team they were ‘spotters’ for? “Oh, we’re not spotters, but (uses 2 fingers to emphasise commas) hardcore Lewis fans”. Then asked if wanted to look at there stats sheet! Being the ignorant cunt that I am I had to ask just who Lewis is! They looked at me like I had just arrived from space and said “Why, Lewis Hamilton of course, you must have heard of him” my reply “Oh, that Lewis. The gay one who minces about in women’s clothing and likes to imply racism all that time?” Shortly after they made their excuses and left! Bit fucking rude!

  25. I know I shouldn’t judge a person by their looks ( being no oil painting myself), but he looks like an evil goblin, from a Lord of the Rings sequel.

  26. MV is a thoroughly dislikable cunt that still is properly shaving and sports the most ridiculous attempt at a Tash as I’ve ever seen.

    I suppose in many ways he represents everything F1 has become.

    Corporate, without personality and full of greed.

    I pretty much lost interest in F1 towards the end of the 90’s possibly mid 2000’s at a stretch.

    Gone are all the mavericks and personalities replaced by a procession of metronomes all made in different departments of the same factory I’m sure.

    I was a fan from the early 80’s when the BBC started showing full races and not just the highlights.

    I went to my first F1 race at Donington in 1993 when it held the European Grand Prix and was at Redgate to watch Senna complete the ‘Lap of the Gods’.

    V12 monsters revving at 18000 rpm so loud if you didn’t have ear defenders you actually suffered from acute ear ache.

    I can’t remember how much it cost, we camped from the Friday but it wasn’t a lot at all, probably £100 all in maybe less.

    Has anyone tried to get a ticket for the British Grand Prix recently. Pretty much impossible they get hoovered up as soon as they go on sale and cost a few hundred quid then go on resale by the touts for twice the price for the Club Corner stand that isn’t covered.

    Camping is charged per person per night at around £50 FFS and you can’t dodge it because how it’s all fenced off.

    MV is defo a cunt and his dad was shite a pair of cunts that deserve each other and try to name 5 famous Belgiums if you can, for me it gets hard at 4.

    But I would say Hamilton wasn’t a cunt for a long time but clearly has changed.

    I couldn’t prove this but I reckon he’s been totally affected by his wealth that means he no longer is surrounded by normal people instead Billionaires who look down on us lot as scum, I mean fuck me he even thinks he’s black FFS.

    A while back I watched an old Top Gear and he got to drive Senna’s McClaren MP4/4 from 1988 a 1000bhp monster.

    Is worth a watch because you can see he once was just a normal lad who couldn’t believe his luck.

    But alas money ruins everything.

    If you like MSport try the BTCC. Brilliant to watch and cheap to access about £35 on race day.

    You can walk around the pits and the drivers are totally accessible and there are still a few personalities kicking around the grid too.

  27. I went to the IoM TT races once as a fairly young child. It was the first time I ever flew. Fucking terrifying!

    Dad went over on the ferry. The motorbike and sidecar where swung aboard by a crane, no drive on/off in them days.

    The races were amazing. The noise, the smells, the bacon butties!

    We stopped for a week, twas lovely. We came back on the ferry, even my Mum, who was fearless, wouldn’t fly back. Chewing gum and string sums that plane up!

    Happy days.

  28. As already pointed out the only thing jos verstappen did in formula 1 that was impressive was get hosed in shell vpower. And if I remember the commentary correctly Murray walker didn’t give a fuck.

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