(Walker still playing Pocket Billiards outside Court! – Day Admin)
They say there is nowt so queer as folk and Mr Walker proved this to be true when he went courting, ended up being caught and appearing in court after a brief encounter at Clapham Junction frailway station:
How different to those innocent meetings between Dame Celia Johnson and Trevor Howard just after the war.
The dirty old bugger was found guilty, but I wonder what will happen when Yvette Cooper is Home Secretary? – such men as Mr Walker will probably get a safe seat – but not in a railway station. He is just another sort of wanker.
Nominated by: W.C. Boggs
George Michael was loved amongst the metro/BBC/trendy types who made him out to be some sort of national hero for wanking at men in bogs where as most normal people viewed him as an oddball perv#rt.
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I’m not a religious man. But there are times…
An eye for an eye is Biblical justice.
In Sharia law they cut off the hand of this thief.
They caught this wanker masturbating. The punishment seems obvious to me.
But we live in the modern world and this jerk-off will probably be Knighted.
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Back in the good old days, the Church preached that masturbation is worse than rape, because at least rape could result in pregnancy. š
Gimme dat ole time religion
Gimme dat ole time religion
It’s good enough for me
It’s good enough for you.
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I think YOU are the one with the problem NOT general cunster. Also, the rules state that we don’t cunt each other. You made the same comment yesterday and are coming across as a trollš”
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That’s not exactly fair rather. Grrr autocorrect.
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Heard the term bus wanker before..
Still it’s nice to know the beak knows all the bummer hotspots in the Clapham area..
Research for a case?
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Ah bus wanker , Barry – what “Jay” in The In-Betweeners shouted because “it just sounded right”. I am always surprised Jay didn’t end up here with us on ISAC, spurred on by Neil.
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Not much PRIDE involved in hanging around a stinking public bog with other perverts while having a wank.
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I admire the way he’s stood there with this
“If they can’t take a joke, fuck ’em”
attitude.
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I guess to him it really wasn’t a big thing.
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Jon’s a right mucky pup.
Glory holes they’re called.
For peeping and popping your winky through.
Sort of a interactive viewing portal for the alphabet inclined.
That Cilla Black should of had one on Blind Date.
She missed a trick there.
” Lorra lorra fun”
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Good Morning MNC
You seem to know an awful lot about them, are you trying to tell us something ?š„“
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I’m a font of knowledge on all manner of disgusting things mateš
Morning Wanksock š
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Shoulda thrown on a big ol’ blonde wig before his tugging session, ready to claim tranny immunity around being a perv in public toilets ….
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Well timed that Admin.
The perfect story afore breakfast.
Hang the Cunt.
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The problem with that is that since Pierrepoint croaked and Capital Punishment has been suspended in the UK they don’t have an experienced hangman.
So no matter the punishment it’ll be obvious that this guy wasn’t well hung.
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My other half has offered to do it, he isn’t even that bothered about the pay. ” Hang some sense in to them” is his favourite phrase. What he lacks in experience will be more than made up for in enthusiasm and commitment.
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I believe I used a no-no word at 7:19, do take two :
Shoulda thrown on a big olā blonde wig before his tugging session, ready to claim ‘transimmunity’ around being a perv in public toilets, in the event of being fingered by a mark ā¦.
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C’mon. Be fair. We’ve all done it.
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I know I have.
Get it out in the open, thatās what I say.
Some people are attracted to this type of criminality by its very illegality.
Make a thing illegal and it acquires a certain mystique.
Same rules apply to rape and arson.
I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasnāt attempted to burn down Broadcasting House and kill everyone in it?
I know I have.
If the Tories were serious about reducing crime they would have abolished the licence fee long ago.
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Was the man in the next stall Tony Blair ?
‘ Just going for a stroll, dear. ‘
Good morning šš
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If I had been his defence council, I would have told the judge in mitigation that my client had been at fault in using an outdated copy of “The Cottagers And Cruisers Handbook”. He had been using the 1975 edition edited by Charles Lynton and published by The Mandy Press. Of course, he should have been using the newer Chris Bryant version, published by The Toolmakers Guild.
It’s a mistake any fat poofter could make.
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Whatās that book that Michael Portillo carries around with him on his telly railway journeys? I bet that gives details of hot cruising spots.
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‘Bradshaw’s Railway Station Cottaging Guide’, Wank
A crucial national institution back in the golden age of rail.
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Stroll or did you mean “stroke” Jack ?
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Were the plod also in the bog? I wonder how they proved it? Was it just one manās word against a known perv?
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No , the Met were holding interviews in there for new recruits.
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Still some good news for Johnny walker, his 40 hours community service are cleaning public toilets..
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Station toilets have always been a focus for the brown arts. I recall back in 1979 sitting on the bench outside the trainmanās offices on the Met platforms at Baker Street after a rather fraught night duty. This bench happened to be almost opposite the entrance to the menās bogs, the time approx 0830. A large number of British transport police turned up with some plain clothes officers I recognised one of them and entered the said bogs. About 20 mins later after some shouting and a scream 14 men were lead out of the entrance in single file. All looking somewhat disheveled and guilty. They were lead away and all returned to normal. My late father worked for a time at Harrow on the hill station back in the 1950s, the toilets there were very popular he said they would often catch 5 or 6 bandits a day. He particularly remembered one chap who had a zip at the back of his trousers. Nothing new under the sun.
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With the price of tickets today I’d be expecting more than a fat fairy inspecting me…..the cum now departing!!!!
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Station life returned to normal not the rump rangers.
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There’s a Ladies and a Gents next to each other in the Palace of Westminster with a glory hole between them. The hole was drilled by Angie No Knickers.
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I suspect she would appreciate deliveries at the rear in her tradesmens entrance.
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Great quote about the judge.
Whoās he fucking kidding?
āHis claims about the popularity of the South London railway station as a destination for gay men seeking sexual encounters was met with scepticism by Judge Silas Reid, who announced he was an ‘expert’ on the subject with knowledge drawn from dealing with cases of robbery and assaultā.
Yeah, alright mālud.
Because the last person youād imagine frequenting a cruising area would be a high court judge eh?
Allegedly of course.
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Johnny Walker is a wanker. Funny when you think about it.
I always thought he was a liquor.
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Captain Morganās Rum once brought out a special edition bottle featuring Leicester Cityās captain Wes Morgan.
Perhaps Johnny Walker could do something similar : Johnny Wanker special edition. Like Johnny himself, I take no pleasure in this suggestion.
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The saltier rum.
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When Johnny Walker was on Radio Caroline he was especially partial to, as he put it: āthe great malt which wounds.ā
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Dirty deviant.Push him onto the railway tracks.
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In Japan all zoo and aquarium exhibits have glory holes.
You like the pouting mouth of a koi carp?
Let it suck your cock.
The dark gaze of a panda gets your motor running?
Pop your winky through and feel it’s rough tongue on your helmet.
Won’t go any further though.
Pandas are notoriously frigid.
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Have you also witnessed the “Kissing Gourami” fish. Can keep it up for ages.
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Tosser
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Old testament required I think…!
https://biblia.com/bible/esv/leviticus/18/22
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Levi Ticus has obviously had some bad prior experience. Snapped his bango-string and had to explain why to Mrs Ticus.
Naughty Levi.
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Just a bit of harmless fun, a quick wank in the bogs š
Thinking of depravity, what has happened to Cunt Engine, havenāt seen any posts for a while
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He’s found š¤š¤š¤š
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You mean someone as depraved as him š
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Rosie Jones has him tied up in her basement.
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He is digging his own basement extension more like.
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He’s carrying out renovations to his dungeon/special “love room”
All while this song is playing in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc68TjfsfMU
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What I find most offensive and grotesque is having to witness men and women with big fat guts, hanging around in public. Never in loose fitting shirts, but in attire for the slender looking person. That’s one law I’d bring in, with pregnant ladies being exempt.
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Sammy, the temperature here in Spain is just touching 20 degrees.
There are more and more fat bastards wobbling around in just flip flops and shorts.
No shirt at all.
It comes to something when these porky fuckers have to be told that to enter a bar, restaurant or shop they have to wear a shirt.
Barcelona has a bylaw that everyone must wear a shirt when not on the beach.
The Mossos regularly hand out fines.
Not just to men, women can’t stroll around in a bikini top either.
Mrs Cunter always points out that it is always the sweaty, fat cunts that go without a shirt.
You never see a fit guy with a six pack.
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The Gunt look, bloody eyesore.
Google āguntā at your own risk.
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I never learn.
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From the pictures he looks pretty unrepentent, almost pleased with himself.
As an aside, what I find much more alarming in ‘MyLondon’ are all the pictures of knifers and gang thugs; of various persuasions, naturally.
Talk about ruining your own country.
Morning all.
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If that caught your ire, have a gander at the first 20 seconds of this , but be prepared for your piss to flash-boil ….
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v_nbAGRIGLo
You’d like to imagine you’d have told the cunt to fuck off. But also I imagine not many of us are as likely to be sporting a fucking stabby blade if cunt in question reaches for (on balance of probabilities) his one…
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When you see these people waving their Pride flags and attending Pride marches you just have to picture them in filthy, stinking public toilets, desperately trying to pick up other Proud odd balls.
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A steelie in the groin would short the smug creep out.
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Public toilets are romantic.
Many a torrid love affair has started in trap2 of a public shitter.
Most politicians frequent them.
As well as George Michael another famous toilet trader was Wilfred Brambell.
Albert Ladysmith Steptoe in the greatest comedy sitcom ever,
Steptoe and son.
Here he is
In a act of extreme dirtiness
https://youtu.be/I7MqB8YkNh4?si=6aEt8wmxPEoov2lz
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John Gielgud was a fan of the romantic public bog liaison an all Mis.
Wouldn’t be surprised if Laurence Olivier was also partial to it.
What is it with these thespian types.
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They all do Herman.
Can’t go in a public lav without bumping into a actor or celebrity.
It’s what makes Tom, cruise.
If you go for a gypsy in a toilet on Clapham common take your autograph book.
Like the Groucho club in there.
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Alec Guinness was the same.
He was caught indulging in a ‘homosexual act’ in a public bog in 1946, and brought up before the beak.
He gave the name ‘Herbert Pocket’ to the rozzers (a character from ‘Great Expectations’) and amazingly, nobody twigged
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Obi wank Kenobi.
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Obi Wan Kanblowme
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What is truly astonishing about this story is that the victim in the next door cubicle was not arrested by plod and charged with discrimination against a gay man.
Could sanity be making a comeback?
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Yeah, what about HIS right to voyeurism?
And it was his third strike. I doubt if he had been straight and doing this to a woman he would have been let off with a caution.
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Instead of running to the police when spotting someone watching you having a shite, just nonchalantly blow through the manmade hole whilst reaching for toilet paper. You may be stood next to the culprit when washing your hands, trying to get the Celia Johnson grit from the eye, which gives you the Trevor Howard chance of a swift kick in the knackers. No need for you to have an encounter with your brief.
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Seeing as public bogs are often used by the fruity members of society as pick up joints, would the UK plod arrest you for public indecency if you were to piss up a wall or a tree in order to avoid any homo encounters?
It has to be a legitimate defence that you were caught short and didn’t want to enter a bog frequented by benders.
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