India Willoughby’s a bit of a twat.
For those of you who may not know, Presenter and ‘celebrity’ Willoughby is a biological male who has had the full nip and tuck, and now lives as a female.
Fair enough I say, not really anybody else’s business. The trouble is, Willoughby keeps making it our business by going on and on about it. The latest is that following a soshull meeja kerfuffle, Willoughby has reported Jo ‘Jugs’ Rowling to the Hurty Wurty Feelings Police for ‘hate crime’, as ‘Jugs’ refuses to acknowledge that Willoughby is a woman.
‘I’m legally a woman’ bleats Willoughby. Well so fucking what? That’s fine by me, and society has gone a long way towards accommodating your aspiration. But that’s not enough, is it? Because YOU believe that you’re a woman, everybody else has to fall in line and believe it too.
Well I’m afraid that the world doesn’t work like that. Jesus was born in a stable; that didn’t make him a donkey. The fact is that you’re becoming a crashing bore on the subject. Just remember; ‘oh the gift that God would give us, to see ourselves as others see us’.
I’m fed up of hearing about it, so pipe down, there’s a good chap, er lass, whatever…
Nominated by Ron Knee.
Additional link by Sam Beau.
India? Fucking bell end (what’s left of it).
17
Can’t shift those pesky Y chromosomes, eh, India? Every single cell…
18
These transgender people can have whatever kind of surgery they like and call themselves anything they like, it’s all legal, but they’re demanding that everyone else has to agree with them. And if they don’t, they’ll call the police. So no-one is entitled to their own opinion any more.
22
Julia Hartley-Brewer nailed it earlier today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKaIztfRGfQ
13
I really wish she’d nail me.
14
Small point but significant in this debate I think; J K Rowling is a hero? Slip of the tongue by JHB I’m sure. To be pedantic, she is a heroine.
6
‘Slip of the tongue by JHB’ arfur?
Oh my lord, the mere thought….
https://tenor.com/view/julia-hartley-brewer-laughing-boobs-politics-brexit-gif-13992518
8
Might have known you’d read something like that into my entirely innocent post Ron but I fully understand. Some coincidental trivia; we named our elder Joanne long before JK was famous and she also attended Exeter University. Like JK I had only one given name at birth as was the norm in my end of the West Midlands in those days. JK was born in Yate where I was once up before the beak having been caught travelling at three figure speeds in the area. Unfortunately I don’t believe the coincidences extend as far as our relative wealth however. What a pisser.
3
Thanks arfur.
I just can’t help it I’m afraid. Milfs with great tits have an unfortunate effect on me.
9
These tranny cunts are nasty,vindictive degenerates,who obviously suffer from some sort of brain disease brought on by wanting to dress up and get into women’s changing rooms.
They are a blight.
Oven.
34
To be honest Unk, I’m not sold on the idea of standing at a urinal and suddenly realising that the bearded geezer next to me has got a fanny and is trying to piss standing up (especially if they piss on my foot in the process).
12
To paraphrase Basil Fawlty:
My God that India Willoughby creature is ugly!
12
So how does it work if Willougby is out on the razz one night and some geezer wearing his beer goggles feels lucky and she/he takes him home – what would mother say then!
12
Your gender is irrelevant when you’re getting it up the arse.
10
Indeed. A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat.
6
This person was exactly the same when it was in ‘celebrity’ big brother a few years ago. On and on like a broken record. ‘I’m a WOMAN!’ no you’re not love. having your cock removed does NOT make you a female. And you may not have a cock anymore but you still are one.
31
Blimey Jill, you’re right!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsJxpvGzo3E
‘I’m a real woman!!’.
Look at Ann Widdicombe’s expression; ‘who IS this tosspot?’.
Lol!
20
@Ron Knee Anne’s expression was priceless😂😂😂 that Willoughby creature ruined BB that year. (Yes I confess, I’m a fan of the trashy programme😁)
18
Personally I find the whole issue ironic.
I was utterly indifferent to the whole trans issue for years. Live your own life, who cares?
But then people like Willoughby just started gobbing off all the time, telling me what opinions and thoughts I should hold if I wasn’t to incur their wrath. Well I’m afraid it’s no can do; throwing a strop just turns indifference into antipathy.
Just like this tosser, who seems to think that a complete stranger should automatically figure out how it wants to be referred to;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgiOjhkiuhw
Take it outside yourself, arsehole.
15
Playing along with someone’s delusion is not helpful and not empathetic. It’s an act of weakness that you’re not strong enough in your intelligence and convictions to look someone in the eye and tell them the bitter truth.
No amount of dress up, hormone therapy, long hair, or whatever else these people do changes the fact that they are just pretending to be something they are not. It doesn’t matter if they have surgeries or get some deranged doctor to prescribe hormones in a jar, and it doesn’t matter how pretty or manly a person can make themselves out to appear… it’s just a costume. Until we are all willing to speak to the basic truth of that, then Society continues to spiral downward into the cesspool of fantasy and deranged illusions.
27
Hello, Odin,
Whilst I do like a laugh about The Men in Dresses and don’t really give a fuck what they get up to, your following sentence is one of the most sensible things I’ve read on here for a while: “Playing along with someone’s delusion is not helpful and not empathetic.”
Bravo, brother.
19
Never has this kind of shit from Dame Edna.
21
Now THERE was a woman.
22
When someone starts spouting that they are ‘legally’ one thing or another then it becomes all the more obvious that they are not.
Instead of laws protecting these people from the general public there should be laws protecting the general public from them.
In the right light this man could gain access to women’s private areas.
Shop, gymnasium, toilets or swimming pool changing rooms for instance.
Even though he might look like a woman I wouldn’t trust the cunt.
He is a mental case.
But it’s up to women to speak out against him and others like him.
J. K. Rowling is a lone voice it seems.
She has billions of pounds so therefore couldn’t give a fuck about ‘cancel culture’.
She must be disappointed in her own gender who will not speak out.
24
Posie Parker and others have spoken up. I may have written things I could be arrested for were I in Scotland come April 1st (Humza’s new ‘hate’ law set in stone). Many of us are pissed off
Black Face = offensive to blacks
‘Woman’ Face = you go ‘sister’ 🤮
The double standards and hypocrisy. Drain the rancid swamp.
11
Can you be done in Scotland for calling Humza ‘Humza Yuseless’?
Is that a ‘hate crime’?
The useless fucking cunt.
12
He’s a joke Ron
8
My brother ran out of the room, shouting ‘It’s a boy! It’s a boy!’
Never using Thai brothels again…
17
Happy ending.
8
Afternoon, all,
Remember back in the pre-Euro days when the Lira was the Italian currency? Well, surely we were all “legally” millionaires if we popped over there for a bit of a holiday.
I checked my bank account this morning. I’m absolutely not a fucking millionaire, but given I was once in Italy, surely I can still identify as one if we’re using Tranny Logic, no?
I might identify as an astronaut.
12
Make yourself a trillionaire by changing your money to Iranian Rial.
There’s about half a million of them to the pound.
6
The thing that REALLY annoys these pathetic creatures is that , billionaires like Rowling can’t really be cancelled in any real way , which of course is their aim when making a big song and dance about their feelings being hurt .
Very funny I think 😂
24
india should play….. i’m a boy by the who on a loop…….. you still have/are the same arsehole…love.
12
Never heard of him.
10
It’s HER!!!
12
he’s from that movie transformers Vlll, octopus prime
1
I’ve always been certain in my own mind that I’m Brad Pitt. After years of secrecy and guilt, I’m finally ‘coming out’.
I’ve started to walk, talk and dress like Brad. I’m studying his history and his mannerisms. I’ve got a series of cosmetic procedures lined up that will mean a few months from now, I’ll really look like him.
I wonder now; if I meet Dear India anywhere, she/he/it will, like me, REALLY believe that I’m Brad.
(I don’t know if I’ll actually be able to get a bit of paper to make it legal).
Afternoon all (no autographs,please!)
21
I used to take a shortcut through Bradford Pit Colliery on my way to work during the 50s. That still didn’t make me a miner. Now its called the Shitihad Stadium and that doesn’t make them Mancunians. They’re still a mixed bag of black cunts. What I do know for curtain is that I’m talking the biggest load of bollocks in a longtime.
9
Cock and balls removed , amputee not woman, simple as that.
25
Spot on Civvy!
9
Can’t even play pocket billiards anymore.
6
‘Man who walk around with hand in pocket feel cocky all day’
Confucious; c. er, some time ago.
9
Victim of genital mutilation
3
So when I was in Bosnia serving with the Royal Marines all those years ago, is it right that if I’d got my cock blown off by a mine, I’d have been a trans woman ?
Seems to be what Willoughby is suggesting the criteria is ie cock removal
14
I imagine trannyism going down well in the Balkans, COTL! Try that shit in Belgrade! 😂
2
NOT a woman, never will be, Holly Willoughby. What a fuckin joke
14
@Paul Holly is all woman. That India freak? not even slightly🤮
8
Lol!
An easy mistake to make. When I began to type up this nom, I headed it ‘Holly Willoughby’ by mistake.
8
You are right , my mistake………Holly Willoughby still a fuckin joke though
6
He’s got balls to have his balls chopped off along with his winky.
Just an effeminate bloke who went the extra mile and now spends his time justifying his decision.
All this shit could be sorted out by scrapping the stupid gender recognition certificates and self certification. Put on a dress and false tits and shut the fuck up 😂
There was already a perfectly acceptable classification ‘Female Impersonator’
16
Anyone wanting to see just how sad this cunt is should take a look at the photo in the second row down in this article.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/jk-rowling-continues-transphobic-rants-32298176
What a sight; trying to look like a woman by flashing a bit of ‘tit’ and bra. Pathetic.
16
Oh, and according to The Mirror, ‘Jugs’Rowling is on ‘a rant’.
Fuck off.
25
The msm are just following orders… anyway the last good fantasy publications which today’s papers are were mad/Viz 😵💫 oh and billy’s weekly liar 😁
8
It’s a bloke 🤦
15
Definitely not a bloke. India says so;
https://twitter.com/IndiaWilloughby/status/1617183552101048321?lang=en-GB
14
This former Poster Child for Abortion is now the Poster Child for Euthanasia.
19
You could do with reassignment surgery tbh. It would improve your appearance no end..
9
Play is stopped and the referee is holding up a red card. It’s confirmed…there’s a Troll on the field.
14
You brought it on yourself you dumb cunt
7
Hey OC,
I’d like to call you a cunt as well but you’re neither warm enough nor deep enough,
12
Have to admit, I’ve never thought of Biden or Trump as warm and deep. But they are both monumental cunts.
6
SCB,
Thanks for commenting,
I’m going to file your comment between “fuck this” and “fuck that.”
7
Coming from you GC that is extraordinarily ironic. Have you ever thought about getting diagnosed with something – spazzing out whenever someone disagrees with your views isn’t healthy behaviour.
4
OC,
Listen…
That’s the sound of me not caring…
5
“In my defense I will say only that I’m unwilling to take more shit from any Troll or any remnant of the T&Pf Mob. Perhaps that means I see a Troll under every bridge.”
Not caring. OK. Right.
5
Actually, Thorgar, that post wasn’t meant for you.
But hey…if the shoe fits…lace that bitch up and strut your stuff.
5
Whether it was meant for me or not is irrelevant. If you’re going to be a liar at least be a good one. No wonder you’re a Trump fanatic.
5
MR GRIMSDALE! MR GRIMSDALE!
5
Heil Trump! Heil Victory!
3
NOT A WOMAN.END OF.Full flamethrower treatment.Knob.
8
Him: I’m a woman, I’m a woman, I’m a woman, I’m a woman, I’m a Wo-maan, I’M A WOHHHH-MAN!!
Me: Become pregnant.
16
…or die trying.
7
I’m having absolutely fuck all to do with that
6
👍
Him: I’m a woman, I’m a woman, I’m a woman, I’m a woman, I’m a Wo-maan, I’M A WOHHHH-MAN!!
Me: have a hysterectomy cos something went wrong in yer ovaries the treatment for which made you lose your hair and wear a wig not out of choice. **Wait, you don’t have ovaries?**
Fucking cunt.
(sorry fellas, too much information, blame the sherry)
4
H0w much is all this fucking nonsense costing the NHS.
12
Dunno, but if I was thirty years younger I might say that if they didn’t give me a ten inch knob I’d top myself.
14
I wish I had a 10 incher instead of this big bastard.
6
Millions 💷💷💷💷💷
3
Whatever it costs, it’s too fucking much. Got rid of the loony bins in favour of care in the community, before you’ve got time to fart these fucking freaks have taken over.
If such a thing as free speech exists, why are sane people not allowed to disagree that men can become women? Fucking sick minded bastards.
Those Thai ones though…phoawr
2
Bloke, and a Grade A creep as well.
12
India?
Because he stinks of shite and is full of diseases?
Anyway, I personally would have gone with bigger tits if I was trannying up.
May as well eh?
0
India?
Because he stinks of shite and is full of diseases?
Anyway, I personally would have gone with bigger tits if I was trannying up.
May as well eh?
16
“Trannying up”…that should be the official govt line.
You would think all the other lot have cocks like Dirk Diggler. Very weak beard growth though, most look like tennis ball fluff.
10
India looks better as a small titted bird than before as a tie wearing little puff.
Before he looked like someone Pete Waterman was making a record with.
Duetting with Scouse hamster Sonia.
12
‘he looked like someone Pete Waterman was making a record with’
Now THAT’S an insult!
12
And how come tranny’s always want to be sexy?
Tight dresses , miniskirts and shit?
Even ones in their sixties!
If they really wanted to be women surely they’d be age appropriate?
A old bloke would dress like Margaret Rutherford ,
Don’t see it do you?
Well apart from Mrs Doubtfire.
But he killed himself.
Shazbot.
12
if ‘he’ refers to himself as transgender, then isn’t that an acknowledgement that he isn’t a woman?
if he is a woman, then he isn’t trangender is he.
cunt
13
Good point, Chuff, or are the press misgendering it?
If so, they should cancel theirselves.
What a blissful day that would be!
8
Stop using logic you transphobic cunt. It’s, er, racist or summat.
9
It’s logic innit?
10
So has he had his winky removed?
Do they wrap it in newspaper and let you take it home for the dog?
9
Must have done Mis.
He’s got a certificate to prove it.
10
Me before reading this nomination:
– I’d shag the one on the left
Me after reading that the one on the left was previously the one on the right:
– I’d shag the one on the left
Me after reading that the one on the left, who was previously the one on the right is a lefty, grievance-seeking cunt of scouse-proportions?
– Bring me the acid-lubed, cylindrical cheese grater.
6
To be fair, they didn’t do a bad job on the tits, as Willoughby seems intent to show in the photo.
The legs though… Couldn’t do much there by the look of it. Even Spider Leg Markle’s are better.
6
Wonder what sort of music she likes?
4