“Does My Bum Look Big in This?” Marks & Spencer (6)

Sorry, I really can’t resist.

The Guardian

For the love of whatever God you worship, why on earth would a previously classy company think that this was a good idea?
Whatever marketing genius came up with this one?

” Well, we’ve done padded bras for years, and they all sell well and are popular, what about padded knickers, to make the arse look bigger?”

Fucking brilliant!

I’m sure you have all heard the old joke about the bloke who goes home with a smashing looking bird. Gets into the bedroom.
First, she takes off her make-up, revealing a skin like old porridge, grey and lumpy.
Next her bra, absolutely no tits.
Finally, she takes out her teeth, grins at him and says “what are you waiting for?”

He says, ” You know, throw it over”

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

96 thoughts on ““Does My Bum Look Big in This?” Marks & Spencer (6)

  1. Never shop in M&S they don’t sell baked beans, They don’t want my common oiky dosh.

  2. This must an invention for women who want to look Kim Kartrashian; the woman with oddest figure I’ve ever seen. She looks like an egg timer with a bum shelf and dresses like a Gypsy bride.

    • She is a freak. A low rent piece of trash from an ex-Soviet shithole.

      Wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole.Kardashian looks like that creepy 80s Kinder egg advert thing with plastic tits.

  3. Well, M&S have to do something to revive sales.

    Their natural constituency of Margaret Thatcher tribute acts and Karens are all dieing off .

    Got to engage the young and flat -rsed to keep the shekels rolling in.

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