Batman and Black Robin (Batwheels)

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Not the most important of noms but it tweaked my nipples.

Advert for some kids show,
Batman and Robin,
But now….
Robins fuckin black!!!

I’ve never fully trusted the caped crusader of Gotham.

A billionaire who hangs about in caves with a young lad wearing masks and undercrackers?
Mmm.
Nowt weird about that!!!!

Anyway when did Robin turn mudflap?

He didn’t used to be but if you want Robin then suppose black youths the way to go.

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Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

85 thoughts on “Batman and Black Robin (Batwheels)”

  1. There’s just nothing, is there, that some “enlightened” cunt won’t hesitate to appropriate ( or fuck up, as we say up North)?

  2. I always thought Bruce Wayne was a bandit, he lived with robin and had a butler Alfred, too many males living in the mansion, I would have french maids working there in french maids outfits if I was him , and definitely no s00tys in the house, morning all

  3. A black plays a white character (think Anne Boleyn played by Jodie Turner-Smith) and it’s “their interpretation of the story”. Get a white person to play a traditionally black character and it is given one of those insufferable, right on modern terms; ‘whitewashing’.
    Double standards and hypocrisy are the order of the day in the Western world when it comes to race, especially the darker brethren.

  4. We definately need a tra*ny batman.And comissioner Gordon a screaming b*nder would be far more diverse.

  5. Batman only hired him in case he got locked out of Wayne Manor or the batmobile..

    Riddle me this, what demographic commits the most crimes per capita..

    “Holy reparations batman”

    • Yes, but what kind of darkîe would Robbing be?

      • The sassy kind in Tarantino films that you never meet in reality
      • The Somalian kind who would knife Batman and steal his car
      • The Nigerian kind who, if you say their name thrice, it begins to rain

  6. I’m currently rewriting the Kunte kinte scripts, with Lawrence Fox playing the eponymous lead.

    The Guardian will cream their knickers over it, I’m sure.

    • Fox should play Kunye in the Sequel, ‘Back to My Roots, where he goes back to Africa, dressed in red tunic and handlebar moustache, and shoots the tribe who sold him to slavery.

  8. On the mean streets of Gotham theres not much chance of a intervention by a superhero if you’re a victim to crime.

    If the Bat mobile (electric) pulls up they won’t get out and POW!! 💥
    ZAP!!💥
    Beat up the villains.

    Robin will go through your pockets faster than a Romanian prostitute,

    Batman will tug your pants down and bum you.
    Then start crying about being a orphan.

    And don’t think your safe in Metropolis either.
    Superman is Super sick.
    Wears Lois Lanes mini skirt.

  9. Wait until black superman turns up, his downfall won’t be Kryptonite.
    It will be responsibility and child support..

    Still there will never be a black aquaman..

    • Just stands on the beach looking worried.

      ” I ain’t going in there!”

    • Warner Bro were considering a film featuring a black Superman until recently, directed by that modern cinematic genius, J J Abrams.

  10. Can’t see the problem.

    Next up, Snow Black and the Seven Vertically-Challenged Non-Binaries.

    • Disney were doing that, but now it looks like it has been scrapped due to audience backlash or lack of interest.

      Sounds like a $100m tax write off to me.

  13. I suppose there was always a chance Dick Grayson would turn black. His family being killed in a trapeze accident can’t have helped. Cut the kid some slack, MNC.

    Good morning, everyone.

    • I think in the Wokeist revision Dick’s family name was Blackman and they were lynched in the Deep South.

  14. They’ve gone mad.

    If its set in Merica then Robin wouldn’t be available to fight crime as he’d be too busy robbing the Apple store with 300 other feral boons.

    Hang the little cunt and make Batman go on an hour long Teams call about “cultural appropriation”.

  15. To appeal to more Muslims the Riddler will now drive an unlicensed minicab and be known as ‘The Diddler’.

  16. A more modern twist would be to call the sidekick, Looter but robbin’ is fair.
    We waz kangs an’ sheeit.

    • If that pic up top is anything to go by, the kid’s expression says that he’s more likely to chib you than anything.

      Looks a nasty little fucker.

  17. It can only be a matter of time before Batman takes the knee at the start of every episode.

      • Bat Lives Matter.

        What the modern films need is that sense of fun in the 60s series. The caped crusader dancing the Bat- usi eith go-go dancers at some ‘happening’ and the Joker calling his minions ‘boobs’.and howling like a nutter while applying white make-up over his moustache (Cesar Romero refused to shave off his moustache for the part so the make up artists just coloured it white).

  18. Perhaps it’s all about keeping him in character because he’s turned into a robbin’ bastard,

  20. I’d like to see the Penguin played by a minstrel. Qua qua qua mammy.

  21. Good cunting and has jeezum says where will all this nonsense end up. ??
    🤡 s

  22. It may seem childish to some, and I’d like to go on record as not giving a fuck, but I flat out refuse to watch any movie, especially a remake, where they have cast a fucking n*gnog as lead actor! I mean, s*mbo as Anne Boyelin? Fuck right off! I’m surprised they didn’t have one playing HM The Queen in The Crown! Chimp cunts!!

  23. Today’s lesson in American slang is a multiple choice question.

    Is black Robin;

    (A) a pickaninny,
    (B) a niglet,
    (C) a tar baby
    (D) alligator bait
    (E) all of the above

  24. I never liked Batman anyway.
    Or fuckin superman.
    One a rich yank who hangs around with children,
    The other a undocumented alien.

    I liked Spiderman though.
    He was poor, lived with his aunt May.

    She’s changed too!
    Although I don’t mind so much.

    She went from a sweet elderly lady like Margaret Rutherford to a smoking hot milf!.🦾

    https://images.app.goo.gl/oHvVeZWrgwHm8nui8

    I was Peter parker I’d be straight in her knicker drawer.
    Shooting webs over it .

  25. I am a bit confused. This niggy noggy Robin looks a bit ‘young’ and it is definitely not a lovechild, the boy is a bit too tanned – has Batman gone full Savile on him?

  26. Has there been a Mozzie superhero yet, or would that be deemed unsafe?

    Morning all.

  27. Even though I’ve never given a monkeys about this childish nonsense, I’m only throwing in my two penn’orth to point out that the pearls of wisdom, have it arse about face because its bats that are black. You might as well make the lad black also with him being a pickaninny.

      • The only thing they can’t alter is the white bat shit that permanently covers the walls of their caves.

      • They could’ve done with black cricket bats in the white ball format. Get in there Mis and claim your bonus.

  28. I’m thoroughly looked forward to sickle cell man..

    Early morning a call goes out “help us sickle cell man”

    “Sorry no can do, I’m very tired and I can’t get my costume on over my swollen feet”

    “And don’t bother asking captain Diabetes,they just chopped his foot off.”

  29. I do know a lot of black women suffer from loss of iron deficiency, therefore they will shit black due to the medication they have to take.

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