Like groundhog day, it’s the mayor of londonstan sadiq khan again..
What’s he done now you ask?
Spent six million rebranding six overground train lines..
With new colours and names..
But of course woke, virtual signalling names..
Like lioness line,Windrush line and liberty line..
The man is a genius at deflection, knife crime rampant, weekly terrorist marches, and this cunt is wasting taxpayers money on vanity projects
More appropriate names would be the sharia line, the stab line, I’m sure my fellow cunters can run wild with this..
But I guarantee this turd will be back in office, quicker than a peaceful on benefit day.
Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.
And seconded by: Coño in Spanish
Fully seconded here Barry.
As residents of the Smoke we thought this miserable excuse of a Son of a B….usdriver couldn’t sink any further.
The Missus genuinely thought it was a wind up!
This is the man who has had to go cap in hand to Government to prop up TfL on more than one occasion. Where the fucking fuck did he suddenly find 6 million quid then?
As for the names, you could literally have paid a 10 year old with sweets and a free PS5 and they would have come up with better. My personal nominations are as follows:
The Hipster Line – anything through East London
The Stabby line – one to Croydon
The Ganga Line – The one heading through North West onto Watford
The powder line – Anything west bound heading to Clapham or near Chelsea
The stolen Range Rover line – heading to Essex Romford
Pile of cunt.
He misses no opportunity to demonstrate that he is an absolute cunt does he.
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Doesn’t matter what level of cuntitude he sinks to. He’ll still be re-elected with 138% of the vote and he knows it. Lee Anderson was right, we all know it, the politicians all know it. The fact that no fucker in any major party, even his own, has come out and supported him tells that we’re fucked. It’s beyond fixing now.
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I quite like the Cocaine Line – “it`ll get you there quicker”.
(Snort-snort).
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Toot Toot
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The 1000 Line – celebrating the recently-announced 1000th murder in London since Khan became Mayor.
The River to the Sea Line – operates on Saturdays, always oversubscribed.
The County Line – celebrating where London leads, the country follows.
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Perhaps a running total on the first suggestion there, GT, with prizes awarded for significant numbers reached: 1500, 2000 … etc.
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Good idea Sam.
With the ever increasing numbers of stabby London murders perhaps it should be called the Logarithmic Line.
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His dad was a bus driver but still managed to sire an absolute cunt.
I have heard that he is going to rename one of those lines The Lee Anderson Line, probably the Windrush line
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Really Sick? A bus driver? Well I never.
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so he stole a bus and drove it to Britain
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Didn’t someone get stabbed outside one of these newly named lines recently ?
Meet the new station, same as the old station.
Poetry.
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it got on at the INIT line, changed to the DWP line, then onto the BRO line before raping some old white lady of 90 and expiring on the monkeys cunt line
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He must be chuckling away with his mates. Look how easily the British crumble. Why not re-word our National anthem next:
🎼 Allªh save our gracious king,
Long live our noble king,
Allªh save our king.
Charlie the Chimp would probably approve.
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The way things are going, it’ll be ‘Allah save our imam’.
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43!
What is the rule regarding how many cuttings mandate a trip to the Guillotine?
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Goddamned auto cunt!
C-U-N-T-I-N-G-S
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I wouldn’t piss on the evil subversive little cunt if it was on fire.
Unless I pissed petrol.
Dung.
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Somebody should have shoved his sun tanned ass in front of the train he was waiting for.
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See the laddo taking looking for clout to a whole new level there dousing & setting himself alight in Washington (live on SM, but of course!), a few days back?
As he collapsed eventually, clothes and skin burned away, one man approached him with a gun drawn, another with a fire extinguisher. The extinguisher was deployed (then a 2nd one) .. ‘twould have been more humane to use the gun at that stage, really.
Puts the Harvard ‘hunger strikers’ in their place by comparison if nothing else.
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If only the weekend-marching rabble(s) were as deep-down committed…
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FREE matches for Palestine…all that rivers and sea and not a bucket of water in sight
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You`ll need to watch out for “blow-back” there Uncle should you piss petrol. You don`t want your balls going up like mini R-101 zeppelins.
Oh, the humanity!
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Is that Jose Mourinho on his way back to London?
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I recommend a special line for the son of a bitch.The cunty line.The man is an unflushable 💩💩💩
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Look, look, somebody put the grey langur monkey in a suit.
Don’t search images of grey langur monkeys.
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Its the end of the line as we know it. The little short arsed tortoise faced cunt is definitely risking life and limb whilst searching online for a new shell-suit to protect him.
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Maaaattttteeeee
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Touché Turtle
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Lettuce pray he’s sacked.
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If he has said that renaming a number of underground lines will cost 6 million he is lying.
6 million would not come close to the cost of renaming just one line.
I haven’t checked, but I suspect that the underground system in London is the most expensive one to travel on, mile for mile, anywhere in the world.
The midget, pákí cunt does nothing about that.
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50 quid for each sign, 5.5 million to the consultants and community groups. He’s the bastard turd of a cunt.
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Apparently he’s had quite a few death threats.
Just goes to show, there’s a lot of useless twats out there….!
How hard could it be, muzzies seem to be able to kill people in Londonstabistan quite easily..☠️
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I love the way he talks about ‘Londoners’. Well his idea of Londoners are not the same as mine.
This little cunt has ruined the place but will still get elected again by soppy lefties and the peaceful persuasion. He just won’t flush away will he?
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havent watched eastenders for 30 years, do muzzies have barrows of fruit and veg, is the queen vic now a mosque, so many questions i couldn’t give a fuk about, burn it all down like its 1666
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Why no Hamas line?
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Chance missed for the Chiggun George Floyd line and the Mecca line.
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Never fear, still 11 underground lines and 272 stations he can rename in his next term..
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dint do nutin line and i can’t breath line, sad, missed opportunities there
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Or perhaps,
Once was ” British” line….!
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Or Lee Rigby Memorial line?
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More likely to get the George Floyd Memorial Line. That would actually be an appropriate name for the Northern Line, as you can’t breathe on their claustrophobic and over-congested tubes.
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Lee Rigby would be a worthy name for one of the lines. To remember the man himself, and what the peaceful cunts did to him
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“London has fallen” line..!
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London was safer during the fucking Blitz than it is under this dumb fucking cunt.
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*Bing bong*
“Trains on the Peaceful Line between Groomers Green and Chop Chop Square will be running late due to heads on the line. Thank you.”
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Perhaps we will hear the classic excuse about delays being caused by the wrong type of heads on the line.
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wait till autmn when the colours blend in
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Death Threats ?
I wonder why ?
The sooner this turd is flushed the better Khan our favourite Mayor what an absolute cunt Lee Anderson was right about this twat Khan will only be happy when he turns London into an Islamic Caliphate 👎👎
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A total pile of cunt.
The East London Line runs through Brunel’s Thames Tunnel. How much more appropriate to have called it the Brunel Line after a British engineer of great ingenuity and international fame. Instead its going to be called the Windrush Line after a bunch whose major contribution to the UK has been stabbings and ganja-weed.
The North London Line runs along regents Canal. How about the Regents Canal or just the Canal Line for a name? After all, canals made a major contribution to the Industrial Revolution, turning the UK into the world’s first industrial powerhouse. Instead it’s going to be named after a gaylord clap hospital, the Mildmay.
These shite political names demonstrate elite priorities in this country – political correctness and useless pandering to dead-beats. No celebration or promotion of the things that made a genuine contribution to Britain.
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Ah!, but we having started the Industrial Revolution have caused Global Warming and other environmental crimes and even lead to slavery not being viable as machines could do the job quicker and better.
How dare you! 😃
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I had forgotten about that. We owe the World billions in reparations for the havoc wrought by progress, increased standards of living and the abolition of slavery (we invented the machines that took over the jobs of slaves). How dare we!!
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You’ve made a precision shot there MMCM, why not celebrate this nations alumni ? Nope, let’s virtual signal and piss everything historical to our nation into the wind of meaningless woke,
London has fallen, what a clusterfuck.
Come friendly bombs etc.
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“Come friendly bombs and fall on London!
It’s only fit for Muzzies now,
There isn’t grass to graze a cow.
Swarm over, Death!”
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isambard son of a frog, bit of a dodgy start right there, but i guess he redeemed himself
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Fuck me – Red Ken and the Jellyfish set the bar low as Mayors of London, but Khunt inhabits a ballpark all of his own for sheer cuntishness.
I wonder, is it part of the job description that to be Mayor of London you must be a copper-bottomed douchebag with all the appeal of a dead hamster dragged from Dale Winton’s corpse’s dung-trumpet?
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Give me one good reason why the names had to be changed, what was wrong with the old ones, will it make one iota of difference to the running of the tube will it fuck. Typical of a politician using public money like it’s his own, dig up Dick Whittington and his cat even in their skeletal state they could do a better job than this tanned goblin with an ego the size of Jupiter.
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It’s like we woke up into a nightmare. This cunt is the Mayor of London the capital city of our nation. London has fallen, every major English city is now overrun with people with no loyalty to England.
What we feared would happen but didn’t want to believe is now our reality.
It’s done, London exists in name only and what’s left of England is ever decreasing.
RIP Our England
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i blame CERN something happened, Mirror mirror, dolly’s teeth braces, what the fuk happened to the planet?
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This is what a mayor of the capital city of London should look like….!
https://www.thehistoryoflondon.co.uk/henry-fitzailwin-the-first-mayor-of-london/
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How the mighty have fallen…!
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In my head its Rip Off Line given that a ticket costs £6.70 to go 1 stop in central Londonistab. I only use it when I’m in a hurry and don’t have the time to walk from the station to the office.
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Woke up to find that Rochdale has fallen. Farewell and goodbye England. Will the last one to leave please turn the lights off.
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Rochdale is Pakistan in all but name, Carl.
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Time this evil cunt of dwarf was defenestrated.
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The Lioness Line…. For fuck’s sake…
It bolis my piss and makes my teeth itch when I now hear men and lfelong football supporters being ‘converted’ and saying shit like ‘But… But they can play, they are good.’
No, they bloody well are not. They can ‘play’ at their level, which is well below non-league standards. A team of 15 year old schoolboys can thrash them at will. Can anyone imagine these Lionesses against the current City or Liverpool sides? A 50-0 win would be a formality.
Mind you, I reckon the daft tarts could beat Ten Twat’s United though.
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