Here’s a good ‘un for all you IsAC cynics to enjoy. It seems that forty asylum seekers on board the rat ship ‘Bibby Stockholm’ are converting to Christianity. Well praise Lord and shout ‘Hallelujah!’.
Pull the other fucker, it’s got bells on. This is just another in a long line of wheezes that these shithouses and their money-sucking lawyers are utilising to ‘game’ the asylum system in order to stay in the UK. For instance, had no luck with the ‘me bummy boy, me dead man in Shiteistan’ line? Or even more bizarrely, ‘me am convicted rapist in UK, me be stoned to death in Tehran’? Well, get into the old ‘Jesus Saves’ routine.
Naturally conversion involves being committed to the Bible’s ‘Golden Rule’, and to following Christ’s ‘Sermon on the Mount’ instruction to ‘turn the other cheek’, something which Muslim converts take particularly seriously.
Take for example Abdul Ezedi, the sex offender turned chemical hurler who was allowed to stay in the UK after some Holy Joe vouched for his conversion. People who knew this cunt have since described him as ‘a good Muslim’. Take Emed al-Swealmeen, who was confirmed at Liverpool Cathedral in 2017, and who blew himself up when he detonated a bomb outside Liverpool Women’s Hospital in 2021. A Koran and a prayer mat were later found in his flat. Take Uddin Mazari, who was granted asylum after ‘conversion’ in 2010. In 2017 he was jailed for gbh with intent, and sentenced to deportation latterly. I’d wager that the fucker is still here. Take…
Etc etc.You get the picture I’m sure, and you’ll see a theme developing here. I contend that at best, church authorities are being naive when dealing with these claims to conversion, and at worst, are actively colluding to frustrate and defy the working of the asylum system.
Recent comments of the Archbish of Cunterbury refer. As far back as 2016, the former Dean of Liverpool Cathedral, Peter Wilcox, stated that 200 asylum seekers had been baptised in the cathedral in the previous four years. In a forthright manner, Wilcox declared ‘I can’t think of a single example of somebody who already had British citizenship actually converting from Islam to Christianity’.
No shit Sherlock. Mmm, I wonder why that could possibly be?
Now I’m not claiming that all conversions are bogus. However if I was a gambling man, I’d put money on some of them (say conservatively 99.9%) being just that. We’re being hoodwinked. We’re being laughed at. We’re being fucked over. Bring on a change of government. Labour will sort it out, never fear.
They’re coming to take me away ho ho he he ha to the funny farm…
Nominated by: Ron Knee
Delusion and desperation is a dangerous combination in the priestly class.
Why would they question a good thing? Another bum on a pew to listen to their homilies and put a few pennies in the collection plate. And of course they’ve seen the light, if only everybody would.
String ’em up by their cassocks.
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Belief is an odd concept, as far as I’m concerned.
Is there any evidence for any of the invisible sky guys existence?
Belief without evidence is delusional, so I consider anyone believing in any of the proffered sky guys to be deluded.
Something I find interesting that ‘god’ seems to fit the societies that claim its existence, on a regional basis.
If there is an entity capable of making the universe we live in, just for fun, it is so far beyond human understanding that we’d have no chance , and, given the size of the place we would be less important to it than your belly button fluff is to you.
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Baptise them with pig blood.
Or holy water and soap.
Either way, they’d melt away like the witch in the Wizard of Oz.
Eeuurrgghh…muzzıes.
That’s put me right off my breakfast.
Good morning gents.
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Priests like molesting little boys, and peacefuls like molesting little girls..
A match made in heaven..
Crucify the, lot of them..
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This is a process known as Apostasy and I have no problem with this whatsoever. In fact I wholeheartedly support it and encourage all “refugees” from Shitholestan to renounce their former faith and embrace Christianity…or Buddhism…or Zoroastrianism…or New Age Druidism…or Voodoo or whatever.
Why?
Apostasy is a crime punishable by death in classic Islamic jurisprudence.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostasy_in_Islam
Done in by their own kind. Jesus H. Christ Himself! I’ll be happy to show them to the snackbar.
Halle-fucking-ulah indeed!
(I hate wiki-fucking-pedia!)
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I like the sound of that General.
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Taqiyya allows fake conversion to fool infidels and progress Islam.
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That’s exactly why they’re doing it GC – no chance of being sent back if they’re under threat of getting topped, conniving shit-coloured cunts.
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The filth have been flipping their ‘religion’ since the days of the Knights Templar. ‘I’m a Christian now, see me free.’ – old trick.
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Unfortinately, when it comes to these cunts it isn’t apostasy, but taqqiya.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taqiyya
So long as it serves the pious cause of furthering the establishment of the global caliphate it’s permissible to pretend to be a non-muslim, which is why these ‘converts’ are never ‘appropriately’ treated as apostates by their supposedly estranged ‘brotherhood’, they’ve told them and their Iman what the plan is (or, more likely, have ordered by them to do this in the first place).
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Did not know about Taqiyya.
Hats off cunters!
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It’s a very clever ploy to change your religion.
Something that the Jews in Europe should have thought about under Hitler.
Imagine how many millions of them would have avoided the concentration camps and being gassed if they would have converted to Christianity.
Hitler would have let them off.
They didn’t think of that.
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I think the Nazis had that one covered with the ahnenpass.
If one of your grandparents was Jewish, that still made you a Jew.
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There was an ethnic aspect to it as much as a religious one.
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About the only new converts to the C of E you’ll find. Most seem to convert away, as it stands for fuck-all.
A bit like ‘Imperial Way’ Buddhism in 1940s Japan, religion in service of the state, and a demonstration of why Islam doesn’t have the monolopy on suicide.bombers.
Kamikaze = divine wind.
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What I find quite bemusing is that the Establishment and the Technocrats and religious leaders bend over backwards to keep shitbags like Ezedi in this country, and yet the Supreme Court continue to refuse entry for old Begum herself!
Begum may have been a terrorist sympathiser/supporter, but I doubt if she herself was directly involved in any frontline murders, even though she supported such atrocities – allegedly.
And yet Ezedi and many of his ilk who have committed heinous crimes in this country.seem totally insulated from any threat of deportation.
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Amen
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The Begum bitch does seem to be a lightning conductor to ‘prove’ that HMG is tough on terrorists when we all know that is not the case.
Mind you, she can rot in Hell for all I care.
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I’m sure that even as we speak, her lawyers are preparing yet another appeal.
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(Ron’s comment) .. they blatantly declared that yesterday, good sir, … in fact the statement basically said they will fight/appeal onwards UNTIL they get their way.
Mirroring their (cunt) clients defiance of the law of the land, the land that she’s trying to re-enter – one of the (empty, I know but still) promises for which must be surely to abide by the laws of the country you are applying to.
A nerry-go-round of stupid. stupid shit. Par for the stupid course.
And as for religion? Religion, stupidity, and greed are the three worst traits of ‘our'(yuk) filthy species. Ha an intrinsic fucking trinity, ironically enough.
Factor in the lawyers, and the nom here is brimming with all three.
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The “asylum system” is simply an astonishingly expensive flow chart that pen pushers and traitors follow to fill the country with vermin.
It certainly doesn’t serve to protect our borders,security and way of life.
It’s managed,in much less than one lifetime,to destroy the country as it once was.
There will be no integration,as recent events have shown all we are going to get is a bloody civil war.
Rivers of Blood indeed.
Everyone involved in facilitating this disaster should be shot.
The foreign cunts?
All.of them Oven.
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Our “Asylum System” is broken.Why aren’t we kicking these brown water rats out?Baptise the lot using a flamethrower.Boils my piss.
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To gauge their true religious conviction, make each one of them eat a bacon sandwich. Anyone failing the Ed Miliband test to be deported forthwith.
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Do you get extra kudos for looking like a complete cunt while doing it?
https://images.app.goo.gl/ivdk7o1TKgj92jjW8
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Fackin hell, how hard is it to eat a bacon sandwich?What a knob.
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He really is ‘that kid’ from school.
Awkward as fuck doing anything, apart from shagging his teddy in its eye.
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And then deport that weird oddball cunt Milliband too.
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The wife always used to refer to him as ‘Ded Millipede’.
Well I thought it was quite good at the time…
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Including Miliband he can fuck off too
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Sorry didn’t see reply above
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Use a pack of Alsatians, Rottweilers, etc as the crucial acid test to see if they are telling the truth. Preferably ones that haven’t been fed for a day or two. Here endeth the first lesson.
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Why go through all that effort, when there is zero chance of you ever being deported..
When the home office is chock full of peacefuls, chai wallahs and porch monkeys..
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It’s called practicing the “Taqiyya”
Permissable lying basically. Lies and Islam, who’d have thought it eh. They go together like beef and curry.
Sadiq Khan is an arch exponent of this practice.
Pretends he loves wokery and alphabet people but secretly would like to see them thrown off tall buildings.
Morning
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What? Wait a minute.
Peaceful people lie? You astound me, Sir.
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The asylum system is corrupt from top to bottom. At one time I worked for IRC and witnessed at first hand how and where the money flowed. In 11 years we deported from IRC Oakington less than 400 people. This being from a reception of tens of thousands each year. Oakington was one of many IRC’s so you can imagine the scale. Encamped in each IRC are the legal representatives , interviewing every seeker for admission. Legal aid was running into the tens of millions each year.The biggest fiddle was the release into the community and the supply of contracted housing upon dispersal. Many a Mohammed had invested in rathole properties and held contracts which guaranteed payment. Bung money ensured a certain MP had the first pick of the crop of fresh meat.
Yep. Immigration is a brilliant opportunity for personal enrichment.!
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PS. I signed no Secrecy documents ( being a sub contracted person) I am therefore able to sill beans without threat of imprisonment.
Any further information will be supplied to members here for a small fee of 1K and will be supplied by return in a sealed envelope.
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Well I think it’s lovely.
Those poor people fleeing war and persecution in France come here and are so awestruck by the white cliffs of Dover they have a epiphany.
The scales drop from their eyes and they realise that greasy Allah is a false god and accept Jesus Christ into their hearts.
They are then embraced into the fold .
So they can stab us in the name of Jesus.
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Halleluya !
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The Spanish had the right idea back in the day.
So you say you’ve converted to the true faith? That’s great, but allow us to verify this through the medium of the rack, the strappado, metal pincers, hot irons and some thumb-screws.
Sorry, did you stumble over the Lord’s prayer? No problem, a nice bonfire will see you reet.
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Nobody expected it either. Cunning.
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The islamification of Blighty is shifting into a higher gear with the support of the cunts at the top, weak spineless bastards who are so scared of being accused of racism and Islamophobia that they have sacrificed their own country to an alien religion and violent extremists in order to burnish their own credentials just to further their political career and future earnings. Where and when will there be a politician who puts this country first and himself second.
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None.All cowards.
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Anyone citing a conversion to Christianity as a reason to be granted asylum in this is clearly swinging the lead. Especially when they’re a sex criminal and then, as a Christian, go on to throw acid in the faces of innocent women and children. It’s what Jesus would do. They’re like those murderers and rapists in prison who miraculously find God when there’s a possibility of getting parole. The Home Office are the real culprits here, they’re either incredibly naive, grossly incompetent, or consciously working against the interests of this country. Most likely a mixture of all three. And their Rwanda nonsense is just another smokescreen to fool us into thinking the government is doing something when in fact all they’re doing is pouring £400million of taxpayers money down the shitter to achieve fuck all except pulling the wool over an increasingly small number of their electorates eyes. Again, again, and again. Cunts.
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These ducky Christian cunts like Justin Welby have always had a hard on for flipping black meat for jesus.
All those Victorian missionary types going to the Dark Continent to give the mud hut dwellers the good news.
Some ended up in the cook pot.
Probably still singing “onward Christian soldiers” as the water started to boil..
I’m confident jesus hated sooties.
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I always thought that’s why these young and pure American evangelical women went over to Africa to spread the word.
More like spread their legs for Tundi
‘I don’t understand it ever since she’s returned from Africa she’s craved Kielbasa sausage.. i thought they were Polish’.
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Religious belief should have no bearing on granting asylum. Well it should but not in a way that would be found acceptable by many.
As the government won’t actually admit Islam is incompatible with our own culture and beliefs we are stuck with the current mess.
It’s always been said that once they reach a certain percentage of the population they attempt to exert power and push the Islamic agenda, we’ve reached that point.
https://www.gbnews.com/news/the-muslim-vote-exposed-campaign-banned-terror-group
When good men do nothing……..
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Yep.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13116003/Reform-candidate-Simon-Danczuk-turned-away-Rochdale-election-hustings-George-Galloway-supporters.html#comments
It’s happening. Intimidation and corruption of the democratic process.
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I suppose its too much to ask, that when one of these converts go berserk in church, tony blair and his gargoyle of wife are present..
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They generally are 😠
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It seems as though that Ezedi cunt has been fished out of the Thames. One down…
Morning all.
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As if our waterways weren’t polluted enough..
Feargal Sharkey won’t be happy..
It’s going to happen.
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Do you think he was disposed of by perhaps some (still patriotic) MI6 spooks or some lads from Hereford?
I find the whole story strange, and perhaps think that ‘the powers that be’ realised the sense of anger brewing in the Country, so this piece of filth was quietly ended so as not to inflame tensions…. and of course make it look like an accident so as not to offend the mudslimes.
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Fucking hell Ron, it’ll now cost us the gas to burn the cunt. They could just take it back to the river downstream of the barrier when the tide’s going out and chuck it over the side.
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It could feed the fish. It’s the eco friendly solution arfur.
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MI6 spooks took him out
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A welcome development.
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Convert, baptise, nail to cross.
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Nah, just machine gun the boats mid channel. We don’t even want the fuckers setting foot on albions hallowed shores.
Silly me, there’s no ammo. Sunak and the pig fucker Cameron have given it all to the worlds biggest con artist, Zelenski.
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Exactly.They all are a bunch of Surrendering monkeys.I despair ☹️
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It seems, if you get converted over the rugby posts, you can stay. Then let’s kick this nonsense into touch and tell them simply, to fuck right off !
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I hear some are covering their bases by becoming vegan too.
Lettuce pray.
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Indeed. Turning over a new leaf.
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The carrot, rather than the stick.
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Turn the other leek
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The thing about Christians is how much they go on about being persecuted for their beliefs then look the other way when the Jews get attacked.
Miles is not an outlier, as i’ve met God-botherers and Jesus-freaks who have a problem with the chosen people. Everyone else is a ‘heathen’. Half don’t seem to realise or won’t admit they worship the same God as Muslims and Jews under a different name.
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That’s why we go under different names, not to be confused. The Smiths and the Joneses have been battling this for ages, even though having the same curtains.
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What is the thing in the bottom right of the pic?
Preciouses.
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Whatever it is it’s ugly 🤮🤮
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The Church = Cunt Cuntry.
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Christianity Islam, same sky fairy. All cunts.
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Always has me in tears of laughter that these guys expect us to believe that the rape culture from which they originate will have any issue at all with them raping people abroad
They won’t give a fuck
Except our home office , does go for it , every single time
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True.Liberal soft wankers.
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