Marks and Spencer (3)

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Targeted advertising can be a right cunt.

You know – you order something from a website and the fuckers bombard you with emails trying to flog you ‘related products’ which ‘might also be of interest’

Well thus time the AI driven cunts have got right up my nose.

Mrs D bought some post operation bras from M&S yesterday. So naturally AI not being either particularly intelligent the cunts follow up with a series of emails pushing their latest campaign :

“Love your boobs with styles that measures up. Book your bra fitting now”

Well, M&S, nothing would give my wife better pleasure. However, the clue to why she bought your bras is in the name. One of the boobs you want her to love is being lopped on Thursday.

So my award for insensitive cunt of the week goes to good old M&S…

Nominated by: Dioclese

(Not for the first time have M&S been criticised for insensitivities – Day Admin M&S And Palestine Colours )

33 thoughts on “Marks and Spencer (3)”

  1. I hope all goes well for Mr D today.

    Marks & Spencers are a bunch of snooty motherfuckers who climbs into bed with any governement – they were pro Mfrs T, then pro Major then pro Blair. Arselicking cunts. No doubt they will be pro Kweer

  2. I have several thousand M&S shares and I am interested in the performance of the business.
    In recent months I have noticed that the quality of new staff seems to be on the decline and the general atmosphere in the shops not what it once was.
    Don’t get me started on their overuse of persons of colour in their clothes advertising. Last month I asked an assistant if on item of clothing could only be bought by non white people. The assistant answered me with a rueful smile.

    • Very brave of you and quite right too. Lucky you weren’t removed from the shop by a team of burly dark security guards.

  4. All the best wishes for the boss today 🙏…..as for the once great British institution of M&S don’t take the stiff upper lip approach of leaving it be, bombard the wankers with tweets, WhatsApp, emails etc till you get an adequate reply….. Muppets & Shithouses could be an new corporate logo 🤔

  5. All the best of luck to you and your missus Dio👍

    Surprisingly I don’t shop at Marks and Spencer.
    Used to do good food ,
    don’t know if that’s still the case?

    I know the mens clothes are awful.
    If my look was middle class sex offender I’d be fine,
    But I’m a working class sex offender.

    Besides the cheeky cunts always treat me like a shoplifter!
    Nowt worth stealing.

    • They dont make red/pink trousers with 78 inch inside leg, do they Mis’?
      Same problem as the chap my mum looked after in day room for disabled people. He was the snow creature in The Empire Strikes Back.

      • Not saying you’re disabled, although Greg Davies said the BBC told him he was ‘technically disabled’ because he is 6’8”.

      • The bloke my mum looked after was 6’10”. Des Webb.

        You should sign up for Warwick Davies agency, Mis’. He has very tall actors on his books as well as Short ones. Get you on the next Game of Thrones or something.

  7. Good luck today.
    This is not just insensitivity, this is m and s insensitivity.

  9. I truly hope everything goes well today. Best wishes for a speedy recovery to Mrs. Dioclese.

  10. Thanks guys. The post took a while to surface and actually the op was last Thursday. She was home the same day and she’s doing well considering.

    Pain is manageable and she’s more troubled by the return of hot flushes as she’s been forced to abandon HRT because the estrogen feeds the tumor.

    The dressing is being changed tomorrow and she’s seeing the surgeon next Wednesday to get the good or bad news as to whether they got it all. The not knowing is the worst bit.

    I know she’s suffering psychologically and physically but she’s hiding it and thinks I can’t see it.

    • Glad to hear it. I made a mistake in my message when I wrote “Mr. D”. I missed the”s” off, but I hope she makes good progress

  11. Haven’t these high street cunts closed down yet, like every other shop? “Love your boobs” – oh for fuck sake!

  13. I’m not sure I can go along with this nomination.

    The truth is I never get anything from Colt, Smith & Wesson or Winchester. I never hear from Corbon, Hornady or PMC either.

    As a matter of fact I don’t even hear from Pornhub of XHamster.

    On a more positive note…I’ve been thinking good thoughts about Mrs Dio and I’m happy to hear she’s doing well.

    Continuing to wish all the best, to Mrs and Mr Dioclese.

  14. Best of luck to you and your wife, Dioclese.

    Targeted advertising, supposedly driven by “artificial intelligence”, is not very intelligent at all. Better rename it “artificial stupidity”.

  15. My late wife worked for these cunts when she had the first round of breast cancer. They kept bollocking her for the speed of her work post chemo and the gay male HR cunt even said which one did you have it in anyway. She really wanted to carry on working but I persuaded her to leave after that and become a lady of leisure.

    • M&S customer service isn’t the best these days. I saw a winter jacket on their website but wasn’t going to order without trying it on, I’ve found some are labelled medium and others large when in reality they’re the same size. So I drove to the nearest store and found there were no winter jackets there. I was told that their website gives info on which stores stock them. Really? I thought, how did I miss that? Went home, looked it up again, found their site tells you nothing of the sort. Contacted customer service online and was eventually told that this kind of clothing is mainly sold in the autumn. Then why is it advertised for sale on your website? I asked. They had no answer.

  18. M&S customer service isn’t the best these days. I saw a winter jacket on their website but wasn’t going to order without trying it on, I’ve found some are labelled medium and others large when in reality they’re the same size. So I drove to the nearest store and found there were no winter jackets there. I was told that their website gives info on which stores stock them. Really? I thought, how did I miss that? Went home, looked it up again, found their site tells you nothing of the sort. Contacted customer service online and was eventually told that this kind of clothing is mainly sold in the autumn. Then why is it advertised for sale on your website? I asked. They had no answer.

    • Oops. My hub went on the blink, I turned it off and then on again.
      My post was still sat there on the screen so I clicked on ‘post comment’.

  20. Not just M&S. We bought a dishwasher from John Lewis and still getting adverts to buy dishwashers. I’ve bought one already! You tend not to buy more than one you know.

    It’s like years ago buying Series 3 of Monty Python on DVD from Amazon and then getting adverts with everything being Series 3. I don’t like programmes because they’re Series 3.

  21. I’ve mentioned this before whence living in Hackney and the only experiences I remember were standing face to face with the ugly black D. Abbott. Don’t know why she was giving me a dirty look whilst I was staring at the ridiculous skirt she was wearing, that had a front zip from waist to toe. She may have thought I’d twigged that lay beneath it was a large cock and balls.

    The other meeting was with Josie Lawrence. She was ready to pay for her goods, when I interrupted the girl on the till about giving me some change. Josie didn’t mind and whilst that was going on, we had a pleasant chat. Such a difference from the dirty looks of exchange between me and the monkey and the large zip.

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