Congratulations to miserable Northern cunt who predicted the shocking unforseeable death of Russian oposition leader Alexei Navalny who I am sure died in a tragic non suspicious way yesterday aged 47 whilst indetention.
On to Dead Pool 315
The rules
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Picks are first come and first serve and no duplicates are allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldsst man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping pics mid pool unless they have already been taken.
5 )Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.
King Charles
Mrs navalny
Clint Eastwood
Beast of Bolsover
Linda Nolan
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Eddie Stobart
Eileen Derbyshire
Annette Crosbie
Alan Greenspan
Nancy Oleson.
Nice work Miserable.
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Knew it was just a matter of time LL,
Vlad surprised me by waiting this long.
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Yeah if he had been an oligarch caught criticizing mad Vlad he would have drowned in his rooftop swimming pool years ago.
1
Ray Anthony
Sven Goran_Erikssen
Frank Field
Hugo Broch
Leontyne Price
0
Jocelyn Wildenstein
Menzies (Ming) Campbell
Bill (William) Cobbs
Donald Sutherland
Michael Ironside
Well done MNC.
You’re likely to have another winner soon with Linda Nolan.
I hope the Beast of Bolsover lives on forever. He’s the only one I’d vote for, but he’s far too honest to ever be accepted as one of ‘them’.
I mean the establishment politicos not the non-binaries.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLxWrp-rEeg
Was he wrong though about ‘Dodgy Dave’???
Seems like you become a pariah when you speak the truth.
And no Miserable, before you ask, that’s not a carnivorous fish that can strip flesh to the bone in 20 seconds. 😉
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Cheers Harold,
For me I hope Clint never dies.
He’s been my favourite actor for years.
None of my DP picks are with malice👍
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I’ve felt like that about a few people.
Couple of people that died and it felt like my childhood died with them.
Almost as bad as when Rolf Harris turned out to be a kiddie fiddler. The bastard.
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Neither are mine, apart from that legendary God bothering cunt of cunts, Cliff Richard. I hope the k*ddie fiddling bastard realises that he’s not getting into Heaven unless he confesses!! Filthy cunt. The Good Lord wouldn’t want him up there with that colostomy bag, anyway.
0
And of course, Adam Woodyatt! The only demise suitable for this cunt would be the Curse of the Hom-Dai!
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My brother lives in Pebble Beach MNC and often sees Clint out and about. Despite the age he looks remarkably well.
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I wonder if there is someone out there called Menzies Vase.
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Not sure, but there is a seller on eBay, a Mr Gordon Menzies, who is selling a Vase! Coincidence? I think not!
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Phil cool
Russ abbott
Jimmy cricket
Norman tebbit
Gerry adams
1
Gudrun Ure
Roger Corman
June Spencer (The Archers)
Dabney Coleman
Mike Harding
0
Congratulations MNC
James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
Sophia Loren
Oprah Winfrey
3
Cheers General👍
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Lisa Minelli
Justin Welby
Prunella Scales
Nicely done, Mis.
His wife needs to be smuggled out of the country.
1
Cheers JP👍
1
His wife looks like Ivan Drago’s missus from Rocky IV
1
Big Brigitte?
0
Snoop dogg
Kanye West
Lizzo
Jay Z
Eminem
P.s. spot the odd one out………….
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ooh ooh ooh I know this
One of them is a woman???
no, no
One of them is fat???
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One o’dem be white.
1
Esther Rantzen
Don King
Stan Bowles
Brian Murphy
Ratko Mladic
0
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan_Bowles
Congratulations if win confirmed.
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Dick Van Dyke.
David Attenborough.
King Charles III.
Geoff Hurst.
Ronnie Wood.
2
Dick Van Dyke
Brigitte Bardot
Leslie Caron
Lee Majors
Mel Brooks
0
Colin Jeavons
Sian Phillips
Brian Trueman
Tony Soper
Shannon Doherty
Oh, those Russians…
1
Harold ‘Dickie’ Bird
Geoff Boycott
Henry Blofeld
Sandi Tosvikg
Billy Fucking Bragg
1
Harriet Harman
Wayne Osmond
Larry David
Anthony Fauci
Engelbert Humperdinck
0
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Cliff Richard
Peter Yarrow
Paul Stookey
Good darts MNC, cheeky one on his Mrs though. Kudos
1
Hehehe 😂
Cheers CuntyMort
1
Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick
Putin is a vile evil bastard just like his hero Stalin.
4
June Lockhart
M Emmet Walsh
Marion Ross
Earl Holliman
Jimmy Carter
0
Bollocks, I nearly got to the end of the comments without Carter being picked. 😥
1
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Desmond Morris
Renée Richards
Len Deighton
Stuart Hall
0
Rob Burrow
Stephen Darby
Ted Turner
Vince McMahon
Triple H (nearly died a few years ago, has a pacemaker, will be under increased stress and scrutiny because of the McMahon stuff).
0
In there Miserable.
Patsy King
Denis Law
Andy Taylor
Madonna
Maggie Kirkpatrick
1
Michael Caine
Frederick Forsyth
Mary Peters
Uri Geller
David essex
0
Jilly Cooper
Joanna Plastic-Bumley
Queen Camilla
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim
0
Pete Murray, willie mays, Kenny sansom, Kenneth cope, Wendy Craig
0
Nice Darts Miserable
Gene Hackman
Imelda Marcos
Raoul Castro
Robert Duvall
Quincey Jones
1
David Attenbore
Bob Newhart
Creepy Joe
Norman Lear
Dr Ruth
1
You get another pick 🙂
Lear croaked in Dec 2023
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Well done MNC , as you said up thread, it was only a matter of time before Vlad did him in. Stories in the papers this morning about the Gulag where he was kept, I suspect death might have been a blessed relief.
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
Sandy Gall
Alan Bennett
Julie Andrews
2
Michael Aspel
Frank Ifield
Peter Blake (Artist)
Richard Chamberlain
Petula Clarke
0
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
Rupert Murdoch
Paul Gadd
0
Christopher Lloyd
Michael J Fox
James Hetfield
Erich von Däniken
Frederick Forsyth
0