I read that the statue of James Cook has been knocked down and a monument to Queen Victoria vandalised Just before Australia Day which takes place on the 26 January.
Now before I continue I will say that atrocities were committed against the Aboriginal people.
That said Australia today is a modern clean country that benefits from not only fine weather in the most but also an infrastructure that is as good as it gets.
Schools, hospitals, road and rail networks tourism and industry, jobs and armed forces. None of these would exist if if wasn’t for brave people like Captain James Cook and others that followed him.
British convicts also suffered atrocities but just like the current day aboriginals the ancestors of these convicts now are very Lucky.
I say stop being cunts and celebrate your country, as it is today, because there are many fucking shit holes around the globe with people far worse off.
Nominated by Everyonesacunt.
Nice long weekend this year too.
As I type, the coals are heating up ready for smoking a leg of lamb. Bottle of French red too.
Not going to eat until 8 as it’s hot as fuck here in Central Queensland.
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Enjoy your day mate. It’s 50 + years since my parents brought us back from oz , Brisbane. long story involving Vietnam and an older brother.
Still chat very occasionally to lads I went to school with. Great place.
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Bollocks to a bottle of French Red, what’s wrong with a McClaren Vale Shiraz or Cab. Sauvignon?
Fuck the French.
Enjoy the day.
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Maxwell Little Demon or Susie Trott’s Five Geese Cab. Sauvignon both from McClaren Vale. Anything by Hugh Hamilton, he doesn’t know how to make a bad bottle of wine.
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I thought I was on Mumsnet for a moment.
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French red!!!! Yellow Tail…skippy all the way !
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Yellow Tail is my choice too.
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The Abos are just jealous of the Hawaiians, because they ate Captain Cook first.
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I wouldn’t care if it was Adolf’s birthday, it’s a paid day off. Most natives have never had a job in their life so public holidays mean nothing to them except Good Friday and Christmas when the bottle shops are shut, there was no dole before the Empire opened up a franchise here.
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Might one add, one doubts it was the natives behind this but blue haired land whales and neckbeard incel SJW’s offended on the natives behalf.
Today I’m enjoying a pile of lamb cutlets with an excessive amount of English mustard and mango chutney washed down with a bottle of Tanqueray, bliss.
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Excellent choice of gin.
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“The colony will fall”
What the fuck does that mean?
Fall into what? Back into crocs, boomerangs and infant-mortality?
Go walkabout you cunts!
(Except ofc it wouldn’t surprise any of us to find out it was some university-white cunt behind the vandalism)
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Australia is taking a long time to fall.
Whoever wrote that should sent to the camp in
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Without Mr cook perhaps good ol’ Rolf may have had to put up with eating wombat and camping under the ⭐⭐⭐ instead he gained ‘celebrity’ status with his didgeridoo and rivalry with ‘now then, now then’
Altogether now ‘tie the under age down sport ‘ whining 🇦🇺
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Are we sure there wasn’t a covid variant that fucked people’s brains and made them start spouting shite like ‘The Colony Will Fall’ ?
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I notice that in the link there is a tab down the page labelled; “Australia is lucky to have been colonised by the British.” Talk about stating the bleeding obvious.
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It could have been colonised by Nigeria….where would the fuckers be now then ?
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The UK ????
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I remember a Brazilian lady being interviewed by the BBC , she was decidedly off message when she said it was Brazil’s misfortune to be colonised by the Portuguese and not the British. If the British had got there first Brazil would now be a world power like the U.S.
She added it could have been worse they might have been discovered by the Spanish.
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This kind of shit is going on all over the world except in totalitarian dumps like North Korea, China and Russia. If ever proof of ‘Give them an inch and they’ll take a yard’ were needed this is another example of it. Give ‘em fuck all, the ungrateful caterpillar eating cunts.
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Ungrateful gits.Full Australian oven.
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Not sure what’s worse, the liberal blue-haired lefties or the primitive wooshgas setting fire to their furniture given to them by the government and swigging from their abbo handbags in the park.
Awww, fack yee.
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I wonder how long before the better pay and conditions tempt my GP and consultant away from this septic isle?
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A real and growing problem Cuntamus. Our doctor daughter has had several colleagues who have gone to Oz or USA, mostly planning to do a year out there and return. Trouble is many of them simply don’t return. She is starting seriously to consider giving it a go herself.
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I would tell her to go Mr Arfur.. When I left Londinuim, I sold my two bed terrace house on the fringes of the city. After a couple of years, I was able to buy a three bedroom, two bathroom detached house with a swimming pool for under £200k.
It’s bastard hot for about four months a year but it’s preferable to freezing your bollocks off.
I do miss the football though.
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Don’t blame them. It’s better than having to deal with all the entitled cunts and/or nobody turning up for appointments, a translator for half of the urban population and, as a junior doctor, now being paid the same hourly rate as a builder’s labourer..
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Who the fuck asked these backwards sweaty smelly cunts for their opinion anyway? I’m siding with the Abo’s. It’s one thing having your land enhanced by the British but it’s another thing all together when the Brits fuck off and leave what eventually mutated into fucking Australians behind.
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I’m not going to be able to afford much if I flog my two up two down ooooop north..
https://www.livingin-australia.com/australian-house-prices/
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Haha fuck me,imagine if Oz was governed by the Abos..
It’d resemble….modern Britain.
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😂
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Unlike Parqueys natives of Australia have been introduced to the wonder that is soap, though they may still not choose to use it.
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Fuck it cancel all public holidays.. watch them start crying when they have to go to work instead..
Bank holidays cost me money, being self employed.. so cancel Christmas for all I care..
Watch out for that salty, you libtard twat.
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If those stinking leftards want to know about the founding of Australia, then they can read, or have read to them ‘The Fatal Shore’ by Robert Hughes.
Get an insight into white privilege you shitstain pussies.
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The indigenous populations appear to be getting the upper hand the world over, apart from on our own shores in Empire Central.
If we want our voice to be heard and have others champion the cause, it’s about time the indigenous people of the UK were called First Nation Britains.
Can you imagine Lammy and Abbott being told that us First Nation People need to be heard regarding our heritage, lands, laws etc etc
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Would you like Kylie Minogue back? Please.
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Only if you keep Jason Donovan and Peter Andre..
Bad deal I know.
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I withdraw my request.
How about what`s left of “childrens`” entertainer Rolf Harris?
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Odds are on that abos didnt cutn that down, they have been in catani gardens for yeras in St Kilda. i lived there in the 80s and 90s and they didnt give a fuck about the statue or australia day..
They got paid plenty to do fuck all and dank, shat and repeated. No one cared they were there and no one botehred the,. it would be the unwashed left rainbow flag LGBTWXYZ taht have no idea for anything. They try living in teh notehr territory for a few weeks and come back to reality the cunts. As long as an abo can get a dole check and a flaggon they are happy its cunts that want to change them that have fucked that place.
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Sorry for bad seplling fuck the phone ;
Should read as : Odds are on that abos didnt cut that down, they have been in catani gardens for years in St Kilda. i lived there in the 80s and 90s and they didn’t give a fuck about the statue or australia day..
They got paid plenty to do fuck all to drink, shat and repeated. No one cared they were there and no one bothered them,. it would be the unwashed white left rainbow flag LGBTWXYZ that have no idea for anything. They should try living in the northern territory for a few weeks and come back to reality the cunts. As long as an abo can get a dole check and a flaggon they are happy its cunts that want to change them that have fucked that place. Abos will be left alone soon, these wihtie left are now on the GAZA train.
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St.Kilda is now full of junkies, bogans, whores, and bagpackers. Even the indigenous Convicts don’t want to live there.
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don’t forgot we taught the locals how to use knives and forks but don’t touch that pissy beer Fosters.
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Fosters is as Australian as ‘fusion cuisine’. The UK is it’s largest Market and it’s owned by Asahi, and manufactured and distributed in Europe by Heineken.
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Oz what a shit hole food is crap, hot as hell, people, unfriendly wankers, only beat by NZ because their accent is even worse.
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It’s a shit Britain with sunshine, and is inhabited by indolent, insecure loudmouths constantly talking up the dreary, dry borefest.
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Food is crap?
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I’ve only heard good about NZ.
Australia, however…
I think it’s the British attitude to heat.
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