I used to half-enjoy Channel 4’s “Big Fat Quiz of the Year”, mostly because of Jimmy Carr.
But this year’s quiz was ruined by having this drooling spac appear on it. You might think that having a genuine pudding-brain on telly might afford a bit of light amusement, but no – she even fucks that up by being impossible to understand and utterly unfunny.
It’s not entirely her fault, one supposes; it’s genuinely cruel of C4 and her handlers to push her in front of an embarrassed audience. They know full-well that she’s as funny as a brain haemorrhage.
But then she’ll undo any initial sympathy by “hitting out at ableist trolls”. By which she means anyone who finds her unfunny and awkward.
Fuck off Mong the Merciless, you ruin any programme you’re shoehorned into
Nominated by Thomas the Cunt Engine.
(You can’t fool us, mate! You fancy the arse off her/him/it/whatever! – Day Admin)
Have to admit that I don’t find her funny either but I watched her prog Am I Retatarded last year. I know we like a laugh on here but fuck me some of the emails/Facebooks/ twitter’s she used to get were honestly disgusting. Just goes to show how vile some people can be when hiding behind a keyboard. Worth a watch.
**this ain’t a veiled moan at anyone on here or this site btw**
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In my experience Twitter’s much worse than this site, and Elon hasn’t improved it one iota, in fact he’s made it worse..
Highly vituperative, flat-out abuse without any wit. Playground-level shite the regulars confuse for banter.
No, ‘banter’ is what you get on building sites and in pubs, not calling out ‘bad takes’ and using faux-laddish insults like ‘melt’ and ‘weapon’ from your office cubicle.
All mongs who think having more followers means they are special.
Sad little fuckwits.
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Fuck it. ..Retarded not Retatarded… I must be.
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Here’s one of her best one-liners:
“ Bleerbeeblecuckaloo ef goneshittahplop misgengablob dithershite bollockations upyerringpeece nobgwibblecunk prostispazz bumcracknasty wheelieshit Brexit analjamraggy pissflapz lesbianalrimmingafesticle spunkdribblestiality sickykhyber festerigwinnits clitcheese
Mwwollobbrr assolezzarbry hahahahahahahaha.
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I,ve almost wet my pants, funniest word search I’ve ever done. Top marks
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Unfunny as stepping in dog 💩💩💩
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This unfunny cunt looks like Jaws from James Bond.
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I’ve fucked worse but to be honest I was so pissed I can’t remember when – half decent pair of top bollocks though.
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I thought it was just me. I thought I’d switched onto police academy when I first heard the voice, then quickly realised that I couldn’t understand a fucking word.
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Her tits look quite good. I think I might. Definitely a 4 pinter.
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