This deluded, two-faced cunt left Liverpool FC, chasing the big money in the Middle East less than 6 months ago, and signed a 3 year contract worth millions and would have been totally tax free after 2 years into the deal.
However, after less than 4 months playing for Al-Ettifaq (managed by that other money-chasing former Scouser, Steven Gerrard, who is managing the club to relegation!) Henderson wants to return to the cushy world of EPL football, because he can’t “settle” in the Middle East.
Don’t forget, this is the same virtue signalling cunt, who wore Rainbow armbands and boot laces, and pushed all sorts of woke agenda while playing for the ‘Pool.
He then forgets all that moralising and fucks off to the Middle East chasing the big money – a Middle East who frown on all things Alphabet, even to the point of publicly flogging gays & transformers. And yet during his time there he never criticised these archaic laws, and as far as we can tell never wore those very same armbands or laces during his time playing for the club. Funny that!
Anyway, he wants to return home where the grass is greener and woke issues more accommodating and far less dangerous.
Liverpool have told him to fuck off. I just hope the cunt is hit with a massive tax bill and ends up playing for Salford FC.
Nominated by Technocunt.
And Barry zuckercunt is of the same mind with this
What a monumental cunt Jordan Henderson is..
The bandwagon jumping, virtual signalling, armband wearing prick is regretting signing to play in Saudi Arabia.
Suddenly realising that it hot over there, and playing in front of crowds that would embarrass a national league side.
The woke wanker wants out.
Maybe Jordan can use his money and influence to force a change to Saudi Arabia’s stance on homosexuality.
Perhaps by wearing a rainbow armband?
Nah just keep cashing those £350,000 a week cheques.
And get this he lives in Bahrain,were it’s a little more Liberal..
Here’s hoping the Saudis force him to see out his contact, or a miss functioning reaper drone mistakes him for a Houthi rebel..
I imagine the little turd will be back soon enough, and be front and centre in wokegates wankers quest for mediocrity.
A third helping of dung for this turd from Norman below.
Jordan Henderson. What a cunt
Accepts a big money move to Saudi. Don’t blame him for that, playing against shit opposition for obscene amounts of money. Nice work if you can get it. Only thing is, Henderson always made out he was a woke crusader for poofters. Who would never go to a place where his fairy pals were treated so badly. So that alone shows that he would sell his soul and his grandmother if the price was right.
But recently he has issued a grovelling apology to the LGBTQ ‘community’ for treading on their delicate deviant tootsies
Henderson gushed, “My beliefs haven’t changed and they never will’.
Beliefs? Pretending to approve of sodomites just to appear woke? Absolutely laughable. It has nothing to do with beliefs. Also, he gladly went to to a place where that sort of thing is illegal. So, he really doesn’t believe in it at all, does he? He’s took the petrodollars and is still playing the phag card. Talk about having your cake and eating it. I wonder, will Henderson give back all the money he’s been paid by the Saudis in protest because of his botty bashing friends? No, of course he hasn’t. Like all woke cunts, his double standards and selectiveness make the stomach turn. Lineker lecturing us about how evil Qatar is, while lapping up their hospitality and perks. And Henderson is just as bad.
I believe that his full name is Jordan Wanker Skidmark Henderson. Anyway,my heart bleeds for the cunt.
I read somewhere that the owners of his club have offered a contract extension to the useless Slippy G, even tho the team is shite on the park. Just goes to show you where being a complete failure at the Villa can lead to.
Morning all.
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He makes the late ray the crab Wilkins look creative.
An expert in the 5 yard sideways pass.
Cunt
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Ahh, the Carrilero.
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Spoken with lashings of envy, Ron.
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Yeah I miss ol’ Slippy.
He was destined to take us to the stars.
‘He should of bin given more time, and I’m not just saying that cos ‘e’s me bessie lar right’
Jamie Carragher, tv pundit (and all round cunt)
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I cannot for the life of me be arsed saying anything other than.
WHAT A COMPLETE TWAT….!
All be it, a rich TWAT ….!
FOOTBALLERS BY AND LARGE.
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I’d like to see him take both knees in chop chop square where the scimitar levels his neck with his shoulders.
Everything woke, turns to shit.
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His two brain cells have agreed to take turns each.
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£350,000 a week? Fuck me I would go full peaceful for that sort of wedge. Obviously misses his mummy or beer or bum. Allegedly.
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He looks as gay as fuck to me. Perhaps the small boys of Bahrain werent to his liking.
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UFC champion Sean Strickland sums up wokery in this 3 minute clip from a recent press conference.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fMSVpi6iR-I&pp=ygUUc2VhbiBzdHJpY2tsYW5kIHdva2U%3D
Jordan Henderson, Gary Lineker, Alan Shearer, Gary Neville et al – take note. You Cunts
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I’ve seen that before, legendary response. have it put through every P.A system across the country, Piccadilly Circus etc. Maybe Jordan Peterson can have a cry over for good measure.
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He’s completely right. Pity it had to come from a badly educated Canadian/Yank. I’m having to rinse my ears out after that.
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You’d think someone who punches heads and has his own punched would be a celebrated homme de lettres, wouldn’t you?
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Regulars will know that my knowledge of and interest in sport is nil. I confess I do not know even what the initials UFC stand for but that man Sean Strickland commands my respect. If I knew him personally I would be boasting about the fact at every opportunity.
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Ulster Fry Consumption
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Ulster Fry!!!
Massive heart attack on a plate!
By God, that made I laugh.
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Now he’s a cunt? He’s always been a cunt!
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An utter one.
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And it sounds like the slippery cunt was having his wages deferred to get out of paying uk tax..
Here’s hoping a fat stoned dutchman cycles over the cunts foot.
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I agree. Total cunt.
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No, I can’t agree with this cunting. He went there to make some lucre. He didn’t predict how awful it was and has been honest about that. Good luck to Hendo. Hopefully, the Saudi league will continue to struggle.
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‘He didn’t predict’ or ‘couldn’t be arsed to find out’.
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Sorry Captain and with respect, Henderson must have known fine well just how atrocious the place was on a football level.
And on every other level apart from the money on offer.
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He’s too think to make his mind up.
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He’s too thick to make his mind up.
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my brother is the stupid one.
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Twin brother, Sammy?
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Not quite. The closest we ever got, was having our heads banged together.
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I suppose he can’t help being a thick as pigshit hypocritical cunt…
But why did he start on about liking The Gays in the first place?
Virtue signalling?
Goody two shoes?
A closet ferret?
With all the money why lift a finger to engage in any of that?
A truly baffling dunce.
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He’s a devious fucker alright. There would have been plenty of premier league clubs mug enough to pay for his services, yet he decides to go to Ajax for ‘football reasons’.
Don’t get me wrong, Ajax are a prestigious club, but if I’d had trouble settling in a foreign country, I wouldn’t choose to move to another one.
It’s got ‘tax dodge’ written all over it, but he can’t admit it.
What pisses people off if the duplicitous dishonesty that spills forth every time he opens his gob.
Just be honest. You’re a dollar chasing virtue signaller, who thought there’d be much to gain by aligning yourself with the wooftah’s.
Turned out rather differently didn’t it?
You thick cunt!
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When one thinks of the greats Ajax have had.
Cruyff, Muhren, Krol, Van Basten, Bergkamp, Neeskens, De Boer, Davids.
What have they got now? Jordan bloody Henderson.
Legends replaced by donkeys.
Now they know how Manchester United fans feel, but Ajax fans have my sympathy.
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Born in a fucking barn.
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Born in a bowl of tofu.
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as thick as mince……..maybe he was spotted wearing some pride attire by a nosey neighbour and realized he’d better scarper before the ‘behead division’ of local plod came knocking ….don’t think the ladies of the night in amsterdam will be troubled!
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A cunt of the first order.
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Jordan Henderson has been a very very lucky boy.
An utterly ordinary midfield player who was picked up by Liverpool for a large sum of money which, as is often the case, then elevated him to international level.
A few forgettable performances in major tournaments and a wee bit of virtue signalling and apparent befriending of the alphabet community later – this fella is the second name on Mr Southgate’s band of merry snowflakes team sheet (after mouth breathing cuck Harry Kane that is)
Which then led to a ridiculous offer from the misguided, more money than sense, clueless towel heads to go over and play his five yard backwards and sideways passes in front of 300 head choppers once a week.
Nice money if you can get it.
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For a so called friend of Dorothy, Henderson was as vocal as Maggie Simpson in Saudi Arabia.
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I saw somewhere he is on 350K a week but I also heard that he hasn’t received a single penny yet and has deferred his salary, some bullshit about wanting to return the UK at some point to play for England any dodgy tax dodging would have complicated things.
What do I know, I am a cunt but Henderson is an uber one.
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Unkle T’s special heater for the twat.
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Hey, Techno, that is way out of order. Even if Hendercunt was a fucking peeerdiofile, I would think him having to play for Salford FC a tad extreme.
Good afternoon, everyone.
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Can anyone imagine Billy Bremner, Graeme Souness, Francis Lee, Bob Latchford, Jack Charlton or George Best standing shoulder to shoulder with the bottybashers?
No, me neither.
Today’s footballers are as pathetic and limp wristed as they are overrated and overpaid. Wokegate’s England team playing with inflatable rainbow unicorns (including Henderson) shows how low the game has sunk. They either look like big girls, or they act like them.
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Quiz Time: Can anyone name a footballer who isn’t thick as pig shite?
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Billy the Fish is not A Cunt. I claim my £5 in crisp pound coins.
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Billy the Fish!
Viz will probably revive him as an ultra woke carp.
Very watered down, these days, is Viz.
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Only older ones.
Gary Bailey and Steve Coppell both got university degrees while they were at Man United.
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Martin Buchan was an intelligent bloke. So was Johann Cruyff.
Now? None. All thick as mince shithouses, who marry Babestation slags or members of Little Mix or the Saturdays.
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Wouldn’t it be a hoot if some fanatical score settling Saudis caught up with Benderson?
OK, gobbing off now he’s in Holland.
Didn’t spout his pro-bottybashing ‘beliefs’ when he was in Saudi, did he?
Spineless fairy woke turd.
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Benderson is one of these soft as steaming shite overindulged modern players.
If he isn’t mollycoddled or ‘doesn’t feel wanted’ and told how great he is, he turns into a giant blubbering manbaby. The sort of grown man who tantrums and cries if his club haven’t made him a special birthday cake and done jelly and ice cream. Like Sterling, Rashford and all of Wokegaate’s other fairy wairies.
And, he is also a whopping great liar.
Pretends to love the doughnut punchers, but he doesn’t.
It’s for virtue signaling and to score woke points. None of them love the turd burglars, no straight man does. Not even Lineker. Would Benderson, Lineker, Wokegate or any of them live with a poofter? I don’t think so. They’d be afraid for their own arses. Benderson’s ‘beliefs’ are cringeworthy enough. But te fact that it’s a virtue siganling put on makes him an even bigger cunt.
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And most of the white England players have the manicured Rylan Clark style beard…..🙄🤔🤢
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Greedy unprincipled cunt.
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