“Sir” Ed Davey (2) and Other Weaselling Politicians

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Ed Davey is a cunt.

If not done already, I propose an emergency cunting in his case.

He was the postal minister in office when the scandal first blew up in 2010-12. He spoke to Alan Bates but took no action and refused to speak with him again. Davey was fobbed off by the PO when he enquired if they were investigating thoroughly. He believed them despite his own constituents telling him the opposite.

This man has called for 31 other politicians to resign. Now it is his turn to do so but so far he has batted the idea away. Hypocrite. This man is leader of the Liberal Democrats in an election year, calling for us to trust him and vote for his rotten party. This man succeeded Jo Swinson who said she would ban Brexit if she got into power and he backed her up in this anti-democratic and illegal objective.

At the same time that Mr Smug holier-than-thou Davey was postal minister his LibDem colleague (and then leader) Vincent Cable was business minister. He too ignored the growing PO scandal. Instead, he separated Royal Mail from the PO and sold it off for a knock-down bargain price to his Tory chums in the city. That has turned out well for the country hasn’t it?

Voters may think (once again after their abysmal performance in the coalition) that the LibDems can’t be trusted.  But what about Labour?

Well, Sir Queer Stammer was Director of Public Prosecutions during this whole farce. Shouldn’t he have examined the plight of the poor sub postmasters? Yes of course but he didn’t.  He was more concerned about alleged injustices to illegal immigrants.

Fact is this country is ruled by the establishment and has been since 1066. Yep, it’s still Normans v Saxons a millennium later.

The current Tory government did nothing about this issue until the ITV drama was broadcast but the opposition parties are equally guilty of woefully neglecting justice.

The sub postmasters are the backbone of the nation, good honest, decent folk who serve their communities with dedication.  They have been massively let down by inept, complacent, pompous cunts like Ed Davey.

Go. Now. You. Cunt

New Statesman

Nominated by: Lord Helpus.

Supported by: W.C.Boggs

A long overdue cunting is in order for the clown prince of political buffoonery – the man who only a week ago turned up in an overall as a “removal man”, with his usually gummy grin, and has advised 31 people in four years to resign has his fingerprints all over the Hercules Post Office Scandal.

When the postal minister in the Coalition (did he have gum on his arse so he could be posted?), he refused to see a certain Mr. Bates, who spearheaded the campaign to save the reputations (and liberty) of postmasters wrongly convicted of wrong-doing, thanks to a broken computer system) – not just once but several times saying he didn’t see what good a meeting would do.

Far too busy, no doubt, thinking about the pranks and gimmicks he would get up to when he was party leader – or even P.M – he has never undervalued his own limited talent.

Yesterday, in a new low – even by his low standards, he failed to appear at PMQs, though he was scheduled to ask a question. Has this cowardly cunt no sense of pride or decency?:

Daily Mail

And on a slightly different tangent, there’s this from Ron Knee

Weaselling Politicians

I’ve really had it with weaselling politicians and their weasel words. I’m sick of their equivocation and mendacity, their dissembling attempts to avoid making a commitment, give a direct answer to a question, or bring themselves to admit it when they’ve cocked up.

We see and hear them at it every day, them and their ‘it’s a complicated situation, we’ll have to wait and see’ line. When you hear some cunt say something like ‘I want to talk about the issues of real concern to the British people’ on ‘Question Time’, you can take it for granted that they’re squirming to avoid addressing a hot potato topic such as immigration or Islamic fundamentalism.

Be aware too politicians using vague generalisations to fudge an issue; use of terminology such as ‘lessons will be learned’, ‘we’ll take it on board’, and ‘let me be very clear’ are, to my mind, sure fire indicators that a politician is trying to take the heat out of a situation and kick the can down the road.

And if you hear some cunt using such Blairisms as ‘having a conversation with the British people’ about some issue or other, you can take it for granted that it’s just a crude attempt to make the public think that they’ll have a voice, some input, when the decision on whatever will have already been taken.

Our American cousins are lumbered with expert weaslers. ‘I’ll take that under advisement’ (translation; ‘I’m not answering so fuck off’). Then you’ve got ‘ma fellow Amurcuns, today I’ve sent our troops in harm’s way’ (‘they’re likely to get their balls blown off’), or ‘the prisoners were taken to Guantanamo and subjected to rigorous interrogation’ (‘we waterboarded the bastards until they ‘fessed up’).

I could cunt for hours on this topic, but the need for brevity prevents this. Let me close therefore with my own favourite example of political weasel wording,namely,
‘I very much regret…’.

‘Will you apologise for your part in the post office scandal Sir Ed?’
‘I very much regret that I was lied to’
Well you could always say sorry, but that would mean admitting some culpability and responsibility on your part for the fiasco, wouldn’t it? Dear me, we couldn’t have that now, could we?

Daily Mail

90 thoughts on ““Sir” Ed Davey (2) and Other Weaselling Politicians”

  1. Like Jo Swinsons teeth Ed Davey is rotten to the core.

    He refuses to apologise for something he was upto his spuds in.

    People so sick with worry they took their own lives.
    Marriages destroyed.
    Innocent people put in prison.

    That was me?
    I’d break down crying then top myself due to the shame.

    This immoral little prick?
    Don’t think he’s even particularly expressed regret or remorse for what happened.
    Just passed the book.
    The blame game.

    He’s a disgrace in the true sense of word.

    Utter cunt.

  2. Another so called sir, that hasn’t warranted anything to deserve that title..

    Resign!! Fuck that top yourself you slimy cunt.. you would be mourned by literally no-one.

  3. It’s a fucking cesspit and this cunt is in up to his neck..

    The whole filthy criminal conspiracy by unaccountable corrupt sćum at the Post Office HQ shines a light (yet again) on Broken Britain..

    Windbag bullshit attempting to hide behind bureaucracy,paper shuffling and “British Fair Play”..

    It’s all lies,another heap of shit..pile it all up with all the rest of the disgusting follies committed by everyone with their hands on the levers of power.

    What a fucking sewer,bring on a military coup.

      • You don’t kill dishonest people, you keep them alive to suffer. Demote the cunt and make him walk the streets delivering letters in his shirtsleeves and sandals to the remotest areas in this freezing weather like the old days, with a heavy sack full round his shoulders. The fucking twat.

  4. Yvonne Tracey, a deputy postmistress in Davey’s constituency, is going to stand against the cunt in the next GE on a ‘justice for sub-postmasters’ ticket. If the other parties have an ounce of decency amongst them they won’t field candidates in Kingston & Surbiton to give her a clear shot at the bastard.
    Davey epitomises the Establishment and its spiteful disdain for democracy and the common people. I hope the cunt gets hammered by Mrs Tracey. It’s what he deserves.

  5. Bunch of cunts the lot of them! Usually I’d be up for a good cunting of dickhead Ed but the government in name only has once again boiled my piss!

    Seems that the government has awarded asylum status to 6 Rwandans. Once again the cunts prove how utterly incompetent they are. Undermine your key immigration policy Sir? Suits you Sir!

    https://inews.co.uk/news/politics/uk-granted-asylum-rwandans-after-deportation-deal-deemed-country-safe-2853627

    Ed Davey is a smug cunt and I can’t abide him but he’s a sideshow compared to the chimps tea party currently in government.

  6. Davey is a cunt, but, what else would you expect from a fucking Lib Dem.

    He spends his time crying over everything relating to the poor constituents who can’t afford a pot to piss in but when it comes to a national scandal, it wasn’t me gov.

    Ron mentioned QT, well this week it was supposed to be an audience of undecided voters from Oxford, in the audience on the front row were half a dozen ethnics with one wearing a shirt in the Palestinian colours and one of the female P*kis was asked if she had made her mind up, nope she wasn’t old enough ffs.

    The entire audience was 100% woke, fucking BBC cunts

  7. The sense of outrage that this scandal has generated (massive since the tv drama) is incredible.

    To my mind the whole thing just chimes with the the number of times we’ve all come up against obdurate, uncaring bureaucracies, with their ‘computer says no’ braindead functionaries. To some extent we’ve all been there.

    Heads should roll. Doubt it though, although some cunt’s bound to say that ‘lessons will be learned’ at some point.

    Bastards.

  8. Of course, it goes wkthout saying, somebody else in the scandal, up to his eye shadow was Anthony Blair (who, I heard on Wireless 4 on Saturday was ¨reassured¨ by Mandy Mandelson – hard to disagree when he had Mandyś cock tickling his throat):

    https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/sir-tony-blair-had-close-links-with-fujitsu-before-he-became-prime-minister-and-signed-off-on-the-900m-post-office-contract-with-the-firm-in-1999-despite-being-warned-that-the-horizon-accounting-software-looked-increasingly-flawed/ar-AA1mVG3p

    As for Davey, let´ś´ remake my favourite film, Frenzy, and when Jess Phillips falls off the potato track, and old Nugee is floating bollock naked in the Thames, and Yvette Cooper in her swivel chair, wearing only one stocking, it will be wide eyed Davey who will not be wearing his tie.

    What a load of cunts modern politicians are, and that arsehole Starmer thinks he can stop suicides……

  9. Anybody can become an MP these days. This forlorn Northern town’s two O level parliamentary representative is proof enough. To run for parliament prospective MPs should have to pass a rigorous selection process consisting of verbal, arithmetical and problem solving papers and should also be further tested and grilled at length by a panel of senior professional or otherwise suitably qualified persons. They should also be aged 40 or over and have a flawless personal and career record across a spectrum of skills, not just the law and finance but areas such as production industry, engineering and science. Merely being an MP should not itself be a career choice.

    • p.s. a little off-topic but I’ve read today that 180 of the hard-faced freeloading fuckers were ‘rescued’ in The Channel yesterday. My anger is long past words. I’m seething.

      • ‘They’ shoulda fucking mined the channel (& the Med) when dinghy-invasion floodgates opened wholesale … (‘Friend or foe” software for legitimate shipping doesn’t sound beyond invention to me.)

        Couple of boatloads of the bourgening scourge (the scourgening?) blown to bits, that would have put an end to it.

        Ffs .. one time I was going to America for a fortnights r&r. Flagged because it was the third time that year .. that my fucking employer of 10 years got a phonecall to confirm I was due back on the job in 2 weeks time. This on top of having my passport & fingerprint on file in front of them. No criminal history.

        Oh yeah – I got pinched ten years earlier in ’97 coming back from France, I just remembered… the reason? .. I RAN along the platform after getting off the Eurostar (it was late getting in & I had a long drive, and work to get to). An hour in a white room for that one. (incl. 2-way mirror on the wall!)

        Again .. employer phoned-up : again my passport didn’t cut the mustard, it would seem.

        A lot’s changed in 25/15 years.

  10. That piece of turd Davey still hasn’t apologised to the victims of the Post Office scandal. His arrogance is astounding. The worm wriggled and constantly dodged saying sorry. The man is the archetypal career politician and a total shit.

    • Their masonic alignments far surpass any obligations to their constituents and has long been the case.Most folk have no concept of how deeply emeshed these aligments are baked into the body politic.

  13. Ed the talking horse is out local MP and I can’t stand the smarmy cunt.

    He is a dirty cunt of the highest order and back when he was Minister for the PO he should have sat up and taken notice.

    The Yellow fever Party are totally useless, I don’t see what purpose they serve and I know some local cunts who used to be yellow bellies but now they are not – he’s done untold damage and should be lined up and punished for turning a blind eye all those years ago.

    I’d start be getting Flabbott to fuck him with her black mamba strap on while Kweer plays a nice little game of soggy biscuit.

    • .Mr ED the talking horse had more morals than this piece of 💩 in fact I’d love him to get horse fucked with one of Ed’s colleagues…..wilburrrrrrr

    • They are neither Liberal nor Democratic.They are unelectable.A whiff of power and they act batshit crazy.

  14. Are you all looking forward to the election, where we can all have the dubious pleasure of voting 650 cunts back in?

    Ohhhh Jeremy Corbyn…

  16. All three main parties are the same. They work for big business, the civil service, and the liberal blob that runs our cultural institutions and charities. They and most journalists are all oxbridge PPE types and knock around with the same class of twat in Westminster.
    They are the political media class, and the managerial class and they work for foreign billionaires.

    These vain and venal cunts hated the people who pay their ridiculous salaries even before Brexit. Covid and the Post Office scandal – as well as the invasion of Iraq – showed just how evil these people are.

    • Corporate-evil.A Luciferic tendency all of them are on board with whether they know it or not.I have no issue with Putin clearing out the westminster snake pit.

  17. Traitors gate needs to return.Stick all of their heads on spikes.Spineless weak arseholes.

  18. It is a Lib Dem thing. Their MPs are the political equivalent of slugs. Slimy invertebrates that leave a trail of muck wherever they go.

    You can spot a Lib Dem voter a mile off. Beardie, unwashed cunts hitching a ride on whatever bandwagon passes by. Environmental shit merchants. NHS lickspittles and flag wavers. Not -for-profit yogurt distributors. Vegan sandal wearers. Fucking useless wastes of space.

    Good evening, everyone.

    • Trans-enthusiasts as well.

      The party took donations from manufacturers of puberty blockers.

    • Nice description Twenty. I may borrow some of it.

      I truly despise the cunts having years of the cunt ‘paddy’ ash down as my local MP. Thankfully now getting rogered in hell by one of lucifers demons.

      Ed Davey is a cunt, as I explained to a couple of limp dem canvassers last week just before telling them to fuck off as I wouldn’t vote for any main stream party as long as my arsehole points downward.

      Have I said fucking hate the cunts. They are all personally responsible for the state of my fucked up country. The PO debacle is yet another example.

      • I would’ve reached for Snr Gunnery Sergeant Hartman’s legendary quip from ‘Full Metal Jacket’ ie-

        ”Ed fukin Davey ?… The best part of who dripped down the crack of his mothers arse and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress ” Pure Shakybacon prose.

  20. What is it with the Lib Dems?
    Cleggy sold his soul and nearly wiped his party from the political map when he got a sniff of power.
    I can’t think of any politician I would particularly trust, but a Lib Dem is singularly loathsome.
    But even after Cleggy demonstrated what a two faced cunt he was, and by default, his party, people still voted for them and still do.
    Even if Davey was caught on camera molesting a chicken, he and his party would still get votes.
    In this case, as with every other example of lying and duplicity, the public should exercise their right to vote them out.
    Don’t hold your fucking breath though.

  21. “There were around 1.18 million people working as in the public administration roles in the United Kingdom as of the third quarter of 2023, of which 529,000 worked for the civil service. Between 2007 and 2017 the number of employees in public administration roles fell significantly, with a recent uptick noticeable from 2018 onwards.”

    https://www.statista.com/statistics/966830/public-sector-civil-service-workforce-uk/

    Start here, then punch upwards.

    * Short link posted due to extreme anxiety caused by DA’s threat.

  22. Fucking Wrong ‘Un written all over his squinty eyed vizage.
    Absolute shit cunt.
    Go pass Go straight to Unkles Oven. ☠️🔥

  23. Put the cunt on the GPO switchboard and all other menial jobs he ignore in the post office. The fucking twat.

  24. The LibDems are the only existing party that could break the two party system. That’s a really depressing thought. I what kind of alternative are they?

    Every time one of them opens their mouths it’s like a wet fart at a funeral.

    No one actually knows what their policies are because they only talk about other people’s failed policies but rarely their own.

    If you’ve got your piss anywhere near normal temperature you might manage to read the following LibDem immigration policy without boiling your own kidneys but caution is advised.

    https://www.libdems.org.uk/conference/motions/autumn-2018/f16#:~:text=Conference%20believes%20that%3A,people%20do%20have%20about%20immigration.

    Some highlights for those who don’t want to deep dive into a pile of shit.

    “ The abolition of the net migration target, and the hostile environment policy and using civil society as border guards.”

    “ A new policy of ‘detention as last resort’ for irregular migrants, with more community detention and the closure of 8 immigration detention centres, to treat people more humanely and save an estimated £100 million a year.” (Must all be living in Saint Gary’s house on his dollar.)

    “ For spouse and legal partner settlements, end the crude and arbitrary practice of the state splitting up families on grounds of income and permit families to stay together without any form of means testing or prohibition on seeking support from the state.”

    “Conference celebrates the positive impact migration has had on the United Kingdom – its culture, economy and standing in the world– throughout history.
    Conference rejects the Government’s hostile language and policies towards migrants that have demonised them and have wrongly portrayed them as responsible for problems caused by the failure of successive Governments like the housing crisis, low wages and the lack of social cohesion in too many communities.
    Conference notes with concern: the number of LGBT+ asylum claims failing at first stage due in part to less than adequate legal advice in the preparation of the initial claims; the large number of legal practices advertising immigration specialism with no expertise in relation to sexual orientation or gender identity grounds.”

    Yes Ed Davey is a biblical serpent, can’t be trusted because his party is ain’t British, Pro EU, Open Borders, liberal with other peoples money, liberal with importing ever more gimmigrants but democratic only in the most Machiavellian possible way.

    Ed Davey is self righteous prick, he thinks any sort of patriotism is unspeakably evil.

    Cunt

    • If only Sunak would have the balls to say:

      -Too many immos leads to housing shortages, ridiculous house prices, low wages and the lack of social cohesion in too many communities, plus you can’t get a dentist or a doctor’s appointment.
      -We will now set about properly protecting our borders from illegal immigrants by setting rolling naval blockades and pro-active return of small boats to France by force. I have just had a meeting with the chief of the Defence Council of Great Britain and told him to get off his lazy arse and actually do some defending.
      -The borders are now shut to unskilled workers; we have plenty of layabouts we can deploy to Norfolk and Lincolnshire every year to pick veg. No veg picked, no free money.
      -The borders are now shut to all humanities ‘students’ – they can do their course online from Guatemala or wherever they say they are from. Foreign students can only come here to study science or engineering at recognised, proper, old university, so ex-Polytechnics of the A406 or so called ‘schools’ above a shop in West Ham, are not on the list.
      -I have issued instructions to all Border Farce and Home Office Civil Servants that simply tells them that we only want doctors and dentists to come here.
      -On the same list is a statement that we don’t give a rat’s ass about gender, but only bother coming if you’re a doctor or a nurse.
      – I am now instigating getting us the fuck out the ECHR. This is simply a letter which says Dear Sir ‘We’re off’, Regards R Sunak. We will spend the next few weeks of Parliamentary time changing the law and will work around the clock to get this done. We will de-Lord any naysayers and enrobe a ton of decent new ones if we get any lip out of the other place.
      – Any new illegal immos arriving will be sent back by force back to France. They can have a shower, something to eat and drink, like a glass of water and a sausage roll from Iceland, we might even throw in a blanket for the journey back. Returns will be done within 12 hours of arriving via armoured trains in the Channel Tunnel which will be manned and guarded by elite soldiers, including the SAS. We will use the same methods to return the cheeky beggars we are putting up in our British hotels.
      – I’ve asked Bill Gates if we can buy a shed load of his digital tattoo technology. I am going to order that an invisible tat is put on any illegal who sets foot here, so when they try and come back, we can send them right back, the cheeky sods.
      – No more money to be wasted on the non-entity that is the Rwanda scheme, in fact I’ve just asked Rwanda if we can get some cash back.

  25. A little late to the party, but that man has a face I’d like to slap, with an old fashion smoothing iron!

    Found a lovely weird nutter, I’ll put it on the nom page tomorrow, when I’m sober. You’ll wince!

  26. Davey looks like the kind of bloke who works down at the fish & chippie. He suddenly appeared, nobody knows him, he didn’t go to school locally, and he hasn’t lived here long. He serves the chips well, but he becomes distracted and flustered when children enter. He’s quiet, sweats a lot, and does his work, but there’s something about him…

    • Chips pudding peas n gravy please Dave.
      Do I want salt n vinegar?!!!!

      You know I do.
      Don’t take the piss.

      And stop sweating.

      • Peas? Filthy northern muck.
        Down here in the proper south, we have truffles and quails’ eggs wi’ oor fookin’ chips.

      • Mushy peas.
        Go with everything they do.

        Cold night, pint of peas will warm you up.

      • Donald Trump wouls like that.
        Oh wait, that’s a pint of piss.
        Right out of a russian prozzer’s fanny.
        It’s what keeps his hair so golden.

      • I’ll have a couple of pints of that whore’s piss.
        For a friend of mine.
        No peas.

  28. So the government and most politicians are wankers and self serving fuckweeds. We all know that! I can’t think of any ex MP who has fallen on hard times and has ended up working the late shift at a petrol station! But what does anyone do? We just moan. What can we do? We all know voting is pointless so sadly we’re fucked. It’s still us and them. Rich and powerful people deciding what’s best for the plebs and it usually turns out to be better for them in the end. Nothing ever changes!! Makes you wanna cry doesn’t it?!

  29. The day after the next election we will be told, not asked, that we are having a new EU Referendum. Once back in the EU you ain’t seen nothing yet. The tide of dinghy’s you see coming across the channel now will seem like a trickle with Labour in charge. They will be in charge for at least eight years and I guarantee they will let 20 million into the country. By the time they’ve finished we will have close to 100 million living in the UK.

  30. The whole honours syrtem and the fucking Lords needs scrapping..
    Sir cunt, Twat MBE, Arsehole CBE. It all props up a corrupt set of London based cunts. Like this oily fucker.

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