Coco Melon – Kids TV Programme

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This has a history of wokery and controversy, the most recent example being an episode where a small boy dances in a tutu in front of his parents, two gay dads, naturally.

It says something about the mindset of the sick creeps who created this abomination. Obviously living out their perversions via a programme aimed at impressionable kids.

Still, I’ll bet it’s a firm favourite amongst the trendy Islington and Hampstead brigade. You can just imagine young Tarquin and Jocasta placed in front of the tv by parents Jonty and Phoebe, these names are of course interchangeable.

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Nominated by: mystic maven

60 thoughts on “Coco Melon – Kids TV Programme”

  2. Impressionable minds eh?

    Indoctrination starts before school age?

    These dirty cunts should be shot.

  3. Coco melon!!
    Isn’t that David lammys school nickname.

    Is it that difficult to make a TV program without some agenda.

    I see the director for the new star wars movie is a Pakistani/Canadian feminist who likes making men uncomfortable..

    Well good luck with that movie.

  4. I would love to see the other children;s favourite, John Dillermand get amongst the woke kiddie puppets in the photo. He would lasso the the little multi-culti cry babies and smash them with his bell end. Brillaint tea time antics!

  5. I always start my morning off with a delicious bowl of Erging (anag.) Pops. “Snatch, crack & pop”!
    🍌Banana optional.

  7. Digression

    The bbc mole is still using large subtitles on their foreign language films. Can’t contact them directly due to none licensing laws. There’s bound to be a cunt on here who works there and could have a word with him/her.

  8. Slightly O/T. I like the new ISAC header pic of “Cunts of the Year 2023”, especially that smarmy shitbag Lineker!

    Nice work admins!

  9. We used to laugh at Mary Whitehouse, but the pendulum has swung right over to the other side

  10. what can expect next I wonder?

    Perhaps a reboot of the Magic Roundabout with Dougal going down on a ten year old Florence, while she sucks off Dillon?

    Or how about a revision of Bill and Ben meets Mary, Mungo and Midge, all get together at Abdul’s lovefest emporium and they’re all raped by 30 mudslimes and darkie-types with BBCs

    And then the 6 o’clock news!

      • Beebsum Childrens Programmes 2024 style….

        Muffin The Muslim Mule. Where poor Muffin meets several up for it Daki cab drivers.

        Watch With Motherfucker. A black rap type shouts ‘kill whitey’ and ‘n!ggur’ repeatedly,

        Rainbowcoloured LGBTQ Swap Shop. Noel, Maggie and Cheggers weren’t gay enough, so now Alan Carr, Jack Monroe and Ncunti Gayblack are the new presenters. Fans can phone in and swap spunk and sexually transmitted diseases.

        And finally, Humpty bums Little Ted in Gay School

        And who could forget it’s iconic theme tune?
        ‘An arse. With a door. Poofters, one, two, three, four.
        Ready to knock? Here’s a cock.
        It’s Gay School!’

    • Mr ben-der each week he tries on different fetish outfits and visits primary schools.

      Fingering-bobs prolapsed arsehole.

      • And baggy-puss spend a afternoon with Emily thornberry as she fits all manner of household items up her revolting snatch.

    • It looks like Sylvester Stallone fisting Mister McHenry from the Magic Roundabout.

      Bottom was fucking classic.

  11. Wait till you see the Beebscum’s new version of Enid Blyton’s ‘Famous Five’.

    George is now a sambeau trans. Straight up.

    The BBC turds slag Blyton and her work off to high hell and accuse her of being racist. Yet they still steal and royally bugger her legacy for their own dirty woke agenda.

  12. Bring back Ulysees 31 and Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds

    Poisoning kids mind with this bilge should carry a prison sentence.

    • It’s all on YouTube or DVD. My kids have been converted to 80s cartoons. Good guys beating the shot out of bad guys, pure and simple.

    • I remember those Franco-Jap cartoons with the dodgy dubbing. Belle and Sebastian and The Mysterious Cities of Gold we in that genre.
      Inspector Gadget may have been in that camp as well.

      • Battle of the Planets, Ulysses 31, Once Upon A Time…. Man.
        And God knows what today’s woke pervs would do with Kum Kum.

      • Best dubbed show ever was Monkey. BBC2 Friday evenings.

        Some top British acting talent did the voices, and I remember swearing being in it. Monkey called a demon a ‘poofter’ and uttered ‘buggered if I would’ about falling in love. Sandy also said ‘bullshit’ to Pigsy, and Pigsy called Sandy a ‘dickhead’. Loads of ace fighting and a gorgeous girl played the priest.

        A restored DVD has just been released, with swearing and violence intact. Classic kids TV 1 Woke Cunts 0.

      • Monkey is on ITV-X atm (2 series of it) so that’s free to them that have a ‘smart TV’.

        Not yet watched it again so can’t claim to know of any swearing.

      • Anybody remember that weirdly quare cartoon, Dr Snuggles written by Douglas Adams?

        Spent fucking years trying to remember what was called. thought it might have been some repressed trauma, but turns out it was a real thing.

      • Doctor Snuggles always seemed a bit n0ncey to me, Cuntamus. The title alone rings alarm bells.

        Loved Monkey, Miserable.
        That and Harold Lloyd, who was on before it.

      • Yeah, lots of people got reintroduced to the great Harold Lloyd through Monkey,
        Me included.

        CP.
        Dr Snuggles was my kid sisters favourite program as a tot.
        That and Button moon.

      • Gilbert’s Fridge was great.
        Phil Cornwell voicing the snotty green space alien

        The Geordie bit was very good. Engelbert Humperdinck.

  13. When my kids started watching this I was surprised at how it was a white family singing wholesome songs. How has this been allowed in this day and age? I wondered. However, the woke shit crept in, so it got phased out tactically by myself. I never got to this sponsors, thank fuck!

  14. Its a sick world at times for kids out there.

    Predatory teachers at school pushing radical trans ideology. TV programmes pushing the same indoctrination under the guise of ‘early learning’. Some are not even safe from their own parents.

    Many cunters will be glad of growing up and watching their favourite kids TV shows when they did. Danger Mouse, Penfold and Colonel K would be a throuple and Bananaman now a flying rainbow coloured dildo.

    • Anything made by Cosgrove Hall and Thames TV studios, although a lot of my contemporaries grew up with more of the Disney shite (Duck Tales, Gummi Bears, the Goof Troop etc), although we all grew up with lots of
      Dic
      in our faces.

      • Cosgrove Hall did Captain Kremmen.
        A young John Squire (Stone Roses guitarist) worked on Kremmen and the Wind in the Willows for Cosgrove Hall.

  15. A word of caution; this was shown on Netflix’s own Cocomelon Lane, not the YouTube channel ‘Cocomelon’ that spawned it.

    Netflix only started showing the spin-off in November 2023 so they haven’t wasted time making it gay-as-fuck.

  17. I thought the name was a bit strange.
    It is an anagram of colon come.
    Imprison these pædophiles now.

  18. It’s disgraceful propaganda.
    And aimed at subverting and confusing kids for the nefarious intentions of peadophiles.

    I’m lucky to have grown up in the 70s.

    I liked Bagpuss.
    Innocence personified.
    Dreamy and calming for kids.
    In fact I liked anything that had the touch of genius Oliver postgate.

    Bagpuss
    Clangers
    Ivor the engine

    But my favourite,
    Noggin the nog.
    It deeply effected my 4yr old brain for some reason.

    https://youtu.be/Jisqle37uWI?si=iY2qyB7cY_xbEHp3

  19. It’s disgraceful propaganda.
    And aimed at subverting and confusing kids for the nefarious intentions of kiddiddlers.

    I’m lucky to have grown up in the 70s.

    I liked Bagpuss.
    Innocence personified.
    Dreamy and calming for kids.
    In fact I liked anything that had the touch of genius Oliver postgate.

    Bagpuss
    Clangers
    Ivor the engine

    But my favourite,
    Noggin the nog.
    It deeply effected my 4yr old brain for some reason.

    https://youtu.be/Jisqle37uWI?si=iY2qyB7cY_xbEHp3

  20. Some of these odd parents must burst into tears when told little Timmy won’t have periods. Fucking nonceville

  22. Difficult this one. Personally I’d burn the fucking whole thing but then I’d be called a Nazi for destroying what the woke call art and I call deviant.

  23. School summer holidays tv in the early 70s was ace:
    Double Deckers
    Banana Splits
    Flashing Blade
    Aeronauts
    etc…

    • And that annoying little kraut cunt with the big teeth (Silas).
      The end theme sounded like it was from a europorn flick.

      Also, those smug twats on Why Don’t You.

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