I love a bit of weird and weirder, as you all know, from estate scum with strangely over tattooed faces, to people becoming Lassie, but this is a weirdo too far.
What on earth makes a perfectly lovely lass become so obsessed with the idea that a moulded piece of plastic is the ideal she must achieve?
Watch your kids carefully, this might be one of yours, heading for perdition.
Nominated by: Jeezum Priest
Two questions is she anatomically correct?
And also if I take her out of the box does her value drop?
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Makes a change from some bloke in a dress banging on about his right to use female toilets.
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It looks like something Mulder and Scully used to investigate on the X Files.
Some sort of human/alien hybrid.
Burn it until it resembles a melted carrier bag.
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Can it be recycled in my green wheelie bin?
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A bit weird I’ll grant you, but I most definitely would.
Do I get an ‘Aye’ from the morning horn section?
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Give me a couple of minutes to finish my research odin..
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@Odin.
Oh go on then.
Send her round on Thursday.
When Ethel’s at her mother’s. 👍
Good morning.
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Looks like it breaks easily.
Needs a few meat puddings.
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Have to gag it tho, so you didn’t have to listen to it going ‘Hi, I’m Barbie! Let’s go par-tee!’ over and over.
Morning all.
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Looks like she’s been created by AI
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What the majority of these ‘influencers’ haven’t realised yet is that they’re going to be obsolete in the next few years.
There are companies out there who are creating their own AI influencers and this will continue as time goes on.
https://www.businessinsider.com/ai-influencer-aitana-clueless-agency-tech-spain-2023-11?op=1&r=US&IR=T
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Yeah
Al Bundy.
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She’s 5ft 4,
So a borderline midget.
And seems into “spirituality” a massive warning sign.
He bedroom probably has posters up of David icke?
You shoot your baby gravy up her and get her tubbed,
Expect any kids to go missing and be found wandering in the Pyrenees with a skateboard.
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Best post on here, MNC. The wife’s 5’4” and just won’t have it when I tell her she’s a shortarse. I’ve been trying for decades and got nowhere. I’ll tell her that what you’ve written is irrefutable scientific proof. She’s out right now having her eyebrows strimmed and weeded for Christmas so I’ll collar her the second she comes in.
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Just cite my scientific creditials,
She’ll have to accept that she’s a pygmy.
But if she gets stroppy it’s nowt to do with me!
😁👍
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Mis, have you got any tips on how to hide a pair of black eyes? You can’t walk round
Widnes and hold your head up when you’ve been decked by someone a foot shorter than you are.
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Hehehe 😄
My missus is about the same size Issy!
Terrible temper these Time Bandits have!!
I suggest creeping 😁
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She looks like a sex doll, actually more like a sex doll than a real sex doll.
It just needs a bit more wind.
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Does she have `Made in China` moulded on her bottom cheeks?
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Yes. We’ll be able to see right up to the maker’s name.
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The Islamic Barbie has a scar where the clitoris used to be.
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What’s she meant to of done anyway?
How has Valeria irked the wrath of a Sheffield grandad?
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If she goes all the way, she’ll be biodegradable.
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Stop proceedings!!!
New evidence has come to light that exonerates this nice young lady.
Shes a massive racist and doesn’t believe in race mixing, saying if a girl had a Armenian father she’d need plastic surgery to sort out the nose.
Court adjourned!
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I don’t understand the thinking, if that’s what it is, of initially pretty girls who undergo some sort of procedure that turns at least some of them into something that scares cats at night.
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I’m with you there Moggie. Amongst the saddest sights out there nowadays are young women with tattoos, inflated lips, tits, arses and pieces of metal stuck in their faces, navels and various other places. Never was there a more appropriate nickname than “tramp stamp.” They seem blissfully unaware that normal people find the whole display revolting and stomach turning. I think it must be down to susceptibility to peer pressure, something worthy of a cunting in its own right.
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Further thought; why do some women shave off their bush?
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Bushes should never be shaved, and doing so should be grounds for divorce.
https://celebjihad.com/demi-moore2/demi-moore-shows-her-big-hairy-bush
I’m delighted to say that the wife is similarly endowned, but keeps it a bit tidier…
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I personally don’t mind a couple of discreet piercings and tattoos, and would not turn down an otherwise decent-looking bird over such minor indulgences.
It’s when the necks, backs thighs and arms become a sketch pad and the face looks it would pull the magnets off your fridge that it becomes a turn off, possibly because it always comes with a lot of neuroses and ‘drama’.
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As for lilo lips, fake lashes, nails and tan, and the all-too common Count Orlok eyebrows.
Nope.
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Probably went plastic to avoid acne and automatically became bulimic, due to not having an arsehole.
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Keep her at least 10 feet clear from naked flames 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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What are my chances if I identify as Ken?
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Depends whether you want an early grave, or grow old gracefully. I’ve been on the latter for yonks.
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I’ll be going into suspended animation soon, to avoid the biggest shit show of the year, then wake refreshed to go again after the so-called new year.
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I don’t think he’s got any tackle, so gae canny
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Too late. Omid Scobie looks like a shoo-in for that role.
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Personally I think she is trying to hard..
You only need minimal effort to look like barbie.
https://images.app.goo.gl/BHEeGkDxPRiyNZL69
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Hellfire Barry!
When will I ever learn?
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More like Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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People like her are just self absorbed, sad, vacuous attention seekers, always after a “like” on instagram, facebook and whatever other bollocks they spend their lives looking at all of the time in order to try to validate themselves. I bet she also struggles with “mental health” when she doesn’t get the likes and then jumps onto the social media platforms to talk all about it, trying to garner some sympathy before she gets suicidal.
In a word, pathetic! This kind of shit is part of what is wrong with our society and, the world in general.
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Check the forearms.
Always check the forearms.
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Well, Val certainly looks better than the obese fat arsed legging wearing mingers you see in every town centre nowadays….!
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Couldn’t argue with that Arch!
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I hope she smells better as well.
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“In 2014, she stated she was training herself to live off only light and air and converting to breatharianism, a cult with the central belief that food and possibly water are not necessary for survival.”
Cunt.
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That’ll be the rest of us once Starmzy gets the keys to no 10….☠️
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True sadly ☹️
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One for St Thomas’ (of Cunt Engine) ‘Hospital’.
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She’ll be like Sylvester Stallones mother in 40 years time.
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Fucking freak.
There’s gonna be one hell of a blaze when she catches fire.
It’ll be like a human Hindenburg.
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Just mentally ill, or hates herself because someone said something she couldn’t handle on Facebook.
The problem now is people are willing to accept these nutters rather than telling them to cowboy the fuck up
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