The Never Satisfied

 

Bit of a general one this.

It could be a wife or girlfriend, a boss, a protest group, a Man City fan.

Give them the moon and they’ll ask for the stars.

How many times have you worked your butt off doing some DIY in the house or polishing her ladyship’s car only to be told “That’s better.”? Not brilliant or amazing just better. “Oh and you’ve missed a bit there.”

How many times have you met a target set by your boss only for him/her to set a higher, harder target?

How many protest groups have achieved their objective and then moved on to invent another campaign? I give you Stonewall who won total equality for gays, civil partnership AND marriage, more than heteros are allowed. Now they have embraced LBGT+ABC123 or whatever it is called this week and bully companies into being woke.

The 20mph freaks won’t stop there. They will claim it a success because road safety has improved by 0.0001% and demand 10 or 5mph. Or better still a ban on all cars. Believe me if Labour get in it could happen. They will capitulate entirely to the green lobby.

Hook-nosed poisoned dwarf Kahn is already cooking the ULEZ books.

This from the ONS:
“There was 1 death registered in London in the period 2001 to 2021 which had exposure to air pollution recorded on the death certificate in either part 1 or part 2 of the death certificate. This death was attributed to environmental air pollution, however we are unable to determine whether this involved car emissions.”

So, just one death in a city of 9 million and even that can’t be positively attributed to car emissions.

Just Stop Oil won’t stop at stopping new oil fields, their stated aim. They will insist we can’t even fry our chips in vegetable oil.

Tony Bliar thought he had fixed the Scots by giving them their own parliament and loads of new powers. No chance. They have whinged ever since for independence and still blame the English for anything that goes wrong and for not dishing out enough dough to them.

Fact is, if and when demanding people get their way it is never enough. They always want more. You can argue that they are much better off than they were not so long ago but it makes no difference. And the more belligerent they are the worse they behave and the more they demand.

As the great philosophers Chas and Dave sang:

“They’re Aint No Pleasing You.”

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Nominated by Lord Helpus.

57 thoughts on “The Never Satisfied

  1. In all honesty, I am very satisfied.

    Just been to Tesco and I now have three topside beef joints and two huge lamb legs in the freezer. All half price on offer.

    The dog is well, my wife is well, my boy is well and I am well

    We have food in the fridge, a roof over our heads and money in the savings account.

    Life is good. We are truly blessed.

    I hope the same can be said for all cunters.

    • Well done Odin, you are truly blessed. Hopefully the whining whinging cunts will all have a miserable holiday season, whilst we others have a lovely Christmas!!!

  2. One word for these fucking cunts.

    Ethel.

    I’m supposed to be retiring next year.

    Ethel 24/7 !!!!!!

    Nightmare 😧😧

    As Fagin said in OLIVER…..

    🎶 I’m reviewing the situation…..🎶

    Fuck Off.

  3. It’s the modern day ailment.

    More, more, I want another!

    He’s got a gold one!

    Never happy with their lot.

    Not me.
    I’m easily satisfied.

    A quiet place to take a shit , dry socks, and a cooked meal.
    I’m happy.

    I don’t want a sports car ( hey look at me!)
    Wouldn’t fit in one.

    Don’t want to be famous.

    Don’t want turkey teeth.
    Less is more.

    Give me a bottle of Newky Brown an I’m happy.
    A meat pie Im in heaven.

    Simple pleasures boys
    Simple pleasures…

    • My dad’s Irish mate bought a Lamboghini some years ago. He’s not quite as tall as you but still over 6′ and well-built, and wears rigger boots everywhere.
      He had to sell the Lambo because he struggled to fit inside.
      He said it was made for Frankie Dettori.

      • Morning MNC – and the good thing about driving the latter is the first sign of some cunt intending to do you harm is you can pretend to be a pie key and they quickly fuck off!

    • Same here, Mis. As long as there’s food and drink in the house, money in me (that’s how we pronounce ‘my’ round ‘ere) pocket if I feel like having a proper pint, I don’t owe anybody anything and the wife’s happy that’s all I need in life. The kids aren’t satisfied if they’re not out spending. Always skint. It’s a generational thing.
      One thing though, I don’t enjoy a shit unless I’ve taken something to read and, until I gave up, a fag in there with me.

  4. How about those lovely people who supply our energy?
    Not content with fleecing the public with dishonest price rises and therefore enjoying bumper profits, they’ve persuaded Ofgem to add £16 to the price cap to cushion the blow of unpaid bills.
    Heaven forbid they should use their profits to make up their self inflict short fall.
    Cunts!

    • FMC I’m with OVO – absolute cunt of a company – best bit is their advert on the radio – “we are the company who want our customers to spend less on energy…” – well put your fucking prices down and we will! Cunts.

  5. Unfortunately, I’ve found this with several people in my life.
    Fortunately, I can see what they’re up to, and did not suffer them for very long.

    They seem to think others should break their backs just to make them happy. It’s pure narcissism, and they pick those who are ‘eager to please’ and insecure about their worth as humans, knowing that the need for validation can be exploited.

    It might seem trivial at the time but there is an element of bullying about this attitude, or at least control.

    Helping certain types of people (such as long-term unemployed) can lead them to keep asking you for more and more, without any effort on their part.
    My mum has been a victim of this her entire adult life, mostly by lazy friends and co-workers, trying to get something for nothing, and when it isn’t to their standards, they complain.
    I have a friend who is also a victim of this exploitation; people he has worked for notice his kindness and agreeable nature and exploit it to his detriment. Women have also exploited his friendliness as well, ultimately to his detriment.
    He was taken out of school early due to horrific bullying and suffers aspergers, so not as savvy as most in social situations and has trouble reading people. A narcissist’s charm and geniality will appear genuine to him.

    I feel lucky to have inherited my temperament, skepticism, borderline sociopathy and general grim appraisal of humanity from my dad’s side, and grew up to be a bit of a callous, detached sort of cunt.

    Be Kind?

    To quote John Spartan,

    Be fucked.

      • I started seeing parallels with Britain in the mid noughties. Everything getting more bland and risk-averse. Society becoming more and more coddled, especially younger people; everyone and their dog being encouraged to get re-educated with useless degrees in subjects that weren’t academic/abstract, and would be better taught at a tech or arts college, just made into indoctrination programmes. Useless to the dtudent, useful to corporate employers and the state.

    • As long as someone gets me a hotel bridal suite, a box of expensive chocolates, a bottle of champagne and Diane Abbott in a revealing negligee I’ll be more than contented.

  6. I’m just satisfied to be alive having a go at all these greedy cunts. Laughing my bollocks off at stuff I wouldn’t entertain. They can go all over the world and have nothing on places I go in my mind.

    • Quite right Sammy.

      Know yourself.

      I envy no cunt.
      I’m content.
      Everything I need.

      Let the daft cunts run themselves into the grave for shite they don’t need.

    • Thanks for asking Mis, I don’t particularly like xmas, but have been invited by a lovely lady friend for dinner on the day. Are you going the whole hog ?

  7. I’m not that happy with how I look, how I feel or how other people look at me.

    Can I legally kill somebody better than me and wear their skin? is that allowed?

    I rang the Police and asked but they were busy dealing with social media crime.

  8. I had a customer like this, well his bitch Mrs really. She was an ‘expert’ on everything. Brexit, Covid, US elections, gardening……

    It didn’t matter what it was there was always something that wasn’t quite right. At hedge cutting time I just let him do it and was happy to rake up because I knew the moaning cunt would find fault and he would get the earache. I dropped them in the end because I didn’t need the bullshit and found another customer who I rarely see.

    • I know exactly what you mean LL.

      Have you ever told a customer to fuck off?

      Not exactly professional but feels great!😄

      • Just once, in my first year starting out.

        He was an difficult old bastard too. Dead now.

        And yes it does feel fucking great! One to pull out when diplomacy has failed. Not like Fiddler, telling people to “fuck off ” left and right but he is rich enough to not need the work and his reputation was mud years ago.

    • I once had a client too, whose busybody, fat bastard hag of a wife would get involved and began pissing me right off. This was especially highlighted when her weak, henpecked hubby started going along with her fucking idiotic demands.
      In the end, I called them in, and just handed over everything that I’d ever produced for them and told them both to fuck off.
      It felt great, and nobody else would take on their projects as they were such a pair of obnoxious kunts.
      That pleased me even more.

  9. I am OK, It could be worse, I could be black then I would be upset about everything

    Sent a letter to Santa to ask for a white UK

  10. It is right that young people should want it all. It is what makes the world tick. Setting out to make your fortune was the way of it in once Great Britain. As I have grown older, having achieved pretty much everything I set out to – worked for and with some of the greatest organisations and people, and for myself – I am now happy to take it easier. Enjoying life and do pretty much what I want while I still can. I have been a lucky cunt, and I know it. I certainly don’t envy the poor young cunts just starting out in 2023!

  11. 38 comments I’m not satisfied.

    But let’s be honest men are more easily satisfied than women.

    A empty house can be bliss to a man..
    The peace and quiet.

    Shit.. why am I replying to this..

    “Fucking hell there back”..

    • I’ve never been satisfied with my lot. I could have had better looks, more talent, more money, more sex, a nicer house, a better football team. I could have been born as an animal on a planet with no people.
      One thing that gave me satisfaction was when a firm that sacked me went bust. Thirty years ago, and I still chuckle when I think about it.

      • I used to work for bombardier, now alstrom. Soon to be shit down the toilet where it belongs. Shit cunts one and all to work for. Some of lads where a laugh though. The place couldn’t build a mechano train, let alone one that actually works properly. They never have any parts in stock either. It’s a joke, yet people bang on like it’s a bastion of British engineering. Don’t make me laugh.

  12. It’s the sense of entitlement that gets me. Some fool of a teacher stood in front of a classroom and said ” You can be anything you want to be”

    What the idiot failed to say was that you had to work like stink to get there.

    Unrealistic expectations are the problem, because no one ever told these unhappy people that there is no pot of gold!

  13. I’ve just pulled a bit of Swiss crumpet 17 years younger than me. Can’t wipe the smile from my face.

    • Nigel Farage broke down in tears when he heard the news. Apparently there were several unsold spaces!

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