Nigel Farage (5)

 

If we accept the fact that 95% of politicians are control freaks, liars or whores, the behaviour of publicity hungry Nigel Farage is especially egregious.

If we take for granted his enthusiasm for Brexit is genuine, the rest of the man is totally fake, as fake as Starmer trying to pretend he is working class.

Forever retiring then un-retiring, popping up on TV, trying to position himself as the next leader of the Conservative party(!) – they might be desperate but not THAT desperate – Farage has now reached his nadir by appearing on the TV show run by two 50 year old teenagers

¨I´ḿ A Nonentity Get Me Out Of Here¨, the home of desperate old slappers, pansy TV personalities and failed soap stars.

The silly cunt though still thinks he has a future as a serious politician. As if!

Msn.com

Nominated by W. C. Boggs.

87 thoughts on “Nigel Farage (5)

  1. Seeing that Nella creature in the jungle…viewers would understandably assume that they’d turned over to Attenborough commenting on lowland Gorillas in Rwanda.

    • I don’t watch this complete bollocks because I am a reasonable and sometimes sensible adult.

      However, I really was expecting to read in the paper that the sheboon, devoid of human reasoning skills had gone on a category three chimp out and flung poo at the noble Farage.

      • Evening Odin…being a politician, I daresay Farage would’ve paid good money for that saucy little peccadillo.
        I have it on good authority that Nige wanted to emulate his good buddy Trump, so he persuaded Harriet Harman to slake his thirst by performing a golden shower on him. A nice early morning one too, where her wee looked like Ki-ora and smelled like aubergine.

      • Good evening Thomas,

        Aubergine or asparagus?

        One craves facts. Purely for research purposes you understand.

        It’s for a think piece I’m writing for a Danish scat mag.

      • the steam from Harmans terrifyingly woke piss would melt the eyebrows of Harold Shipman.

        Gas the fucking harridan.

  2. Interesting nom this one. You’ve got to have a thick skin to be a maverick in any walk of life, you’ve also got to make a living whilst doing it.

    Farage is a bit of a cunt, we all know someone like him, full of themselves, bolshy but always entertaining.

    Now appearing on shit reality TV shows isn’t something we’d consider, but the Farages and the Trumps of this world don’t care if they make a cunt out of themselves if it helps them or they think it will. Farage and Trump dare do what the career politicians won’t, they’ll stand up in the EU or UN assembly, take their dicks out and piss in front of the assembled elite and give no fucks.

    It takes some big bollocks to stand against what the establishment want.

    If Farage read this cunting he’d chuckle, think of the 1.5 million and nod in agreement.

    I’ll never be able to purge the sight of George Galloway on big brother. If I’d done that I’d move country and live as a hermit under a rock, George love him or hate him gives no fucks.

    https://youtu.be/q6ZDP8UhPys?feature=shared

    But George can also do this.

    https://youtu.be/QVdYp2GDC-4?feature=shared

    Thick skinned bolshy cunts all three of them but at least they are openly cunts, fair play I say.

  3. Never mind Fuckin Nigel.

    where’s Jack the Cunter?

    Don’t say he’s gone to?

    it’d be the final nail,
    it truly would.

    • Jack and Ethel might be in the caravan, snowed in on a remote road somewhere Mis.

      He’ll be turning his undercrackers inside out by tomorrow night.

      • Hope he’s ok LL.
        hope he’s just stuck in a snow drift in Cumbria.

        Jack’s the very best of ISAC .
        And I’m still missing Dickie Fiddler as it is.

      • Never known a year like it Mis.

        ‘The IsAC Fallen’ – those who walked and others banned.

        Fiddler, Ruff, Vernon and Miles that I can think of. Admin will need a Lord Kitchener style recruitment campaign to get some more moaning old farts.

      • Baron Fiddler may well be aiming for a spectacular re-entry into the ISAC orbit… Powered by curry and Guinness. It might even be of “Sellafield Scale.”

      • Maybe if someone picks Chris Packham in the Deadpool, HBH, I don’t think he would be able to contain himself.

  4. that’d be great HBH but think he’s gone for good.

    Dick had a bit of a temper and struck me as someone who can be stubborn,

    one of his many admirable attributes 😁

    • Evening MNC…it’s almost as if some folk ain’t cut out for miserable racism, negativity, sexual perversity and spitefulness.
      Pshhh, bloody part-timers!
      Being a cunt is what makes the world go round.
      For example, a wussy handed his notice in today, citing yours truly as one of the reasons he was off.
      Apparently, I’m too “difficult” to work with.
      Merely because I threatened to pour brake fluid on his car bonnet if he fucked with my settings on our 3D CAD program.

      • fuck him Thomas.

        clearly ‘bad with his nerves’ (ie- puddled)
        I’ve gotten rid of loads of fellow co-workers over the years,
        not regretted one.

        They’ll be much happier in the long run,
        I did them a favour by chasing them out before I really did something dangerous I couldn’t blame on others😄

    • Fiddler’s last words:

      “I see Admin have now introduced a feature to report “Abuse”…Ffs….and we hear so much about “Snowflakes”. Well I’m off afore I’m pushed and the easily offended and Billy Bullshitters can post away in peace.”

      Can’t say I blame him.
      Same goes for RTC & Gutstick Japseye.
      They shall not be forgotten.

  5. Z list celebricunt in the fabricated tv jungle is a load of cack.

    Farage should be Sir or Lord by now.

    I don’t see how, the very handsome Nigel, is anywhere near James O’Massivecunt in the cunt spectrum; this is the relative sizing technique- you’re welcome.

  6. Farage has form as a snake oil salesman, but I am aware there are 600+ MPs who rate higher on the Blair Scale of Cuntitude.

  7. Doesn’t matter if he’s a cunt or not. He’s Sir Nige and you can never barrage the Farage.

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