Netflix (4) and WWII Documentaries

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First time cunting and it’s for Netflix. (Welcome aboard, young man – Day Admin)

Piss somewhat boiled this evening as I tuned in to give a documentary on WW2 a once over.

Started off genuinely amazed at the footage and the colouring if the footage. No idea if it’s been cobbled together to make it fit the chronological order of events but then realised I was being irked by the commentary.

Turns out it’s some effnic geezer actor who’s in his 30’s and seems to have made most of his living from the shite spinoffs of star wars as they got woker and more woke.

Suffice to say the defence of the British Realm and the fight against the Nazi invasion should be narrated by old white gentlemen, preferably with a bit of Spitfire experience.

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Nominated by: Rumpled Foreskin

63 thoughts on “Netflix (4) and WWII Documentaries”

  1. Well he did play a stormtrooper once, in make believe.

    And the porch monkeys did win the second World War, and most likely the great war to.

    • I read that the Zulu’s beat Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar and Napoleon in battle – simultaneously.

      Also, Katherine the Great was black, as was Charlemagne.

  2. It’s D-Day innit bruv. I watched the first one, the images are brilliant, spoilt by an illiterate twat straight from a flat in Hackney. They just can’t give over with it can they? And I’m just waiting on the BBC to spout some more shit along the lines of “the infamous Dam Busters raid”. To say my piss was boiling that morning would be a massive understatement.

    • The cunts at the BBC are so ignorant that they wouldn’t know the difference between infamous and famous.

      What boils my piss is referring to the Germans as Nazis all the time. If it was up to the BBC we wouldn’t know that the 2nd World War was fought against the Germans and the Japanese.

  3. History will be re-written in accordance with the woke monsters demands. Queen Victoria was a Hindu, Churchill had a bone though his nose, Guy Gibson’s dog was called porkhead cracker.
    The only Caucasians in the narrative were the baddies.

    • I’m sure todays millennial morons believe WW2 was about defeating the evil slave trading British Empire led by Winston Churchill.

  4. Remember the World at War. Narration by Sir Laurence Olivier. How far we have sunk.

    Even more annoying are irrelevant commentators on these documentaries. The BBC did a documentary on the rise of the Nazis a few years ago. One of the expert commentators was woke Hamas loving moron Ash Sarkar, who knows nothing about these issues and is no historian. She contributed sagacious comments such as “if you were Jewish they were coming for you”. No shit Sherlock! Stupid cow.

      • Couldn’t agree more Guzzi. Definitely the high point in British television. I bought the discs. Repeated on the telly again now but I wouldn’t trust the wokies not to bowdlerise it for broadcast in the future.

    • I confess to not having seen The World at War, but that’s largely down to every other programme on history being about World War 2. It’s either that or the Tudors (sorry David Starkey). Now it seems the Vikings are hogging the airtime.

      I did watch the Kenneth Branagh-narrated series on the Cold War, which was also produced by Jeremy Isaacs.

      I quite liked The People’s Century and Nazis: A Warning from History (ignored) back in the nineties.

      • The 1984 Cold War drama ‘Threads’ was epic.

        The World At War was the definitive World War II account.

        Last historical thing I saw was Simon Schama’s ‘History of Britain’. Seemed to know his shit, at least. Clever bloke.

        History programmes are now full of knobheads and narcissists. That cunt Lucy Worsley. Dresses in costumes of the period. Someone should tell the daft bitch, a presenter is not the same as being an actress. Fuck off.

    • ‘Bandits at 3 o’clock.’

      ‘That’s alright, it’s only quarter past two, we’ve got forty five minutes before they get here.’

    • They “borrowed” a Spitfire gate guardian from my local ATC for that film, it never came back….replaced by a gloster meteor.

      • I saw an ad for Chicken Run 2.Twats.We need Spitfires to patrol our south coast to repel the Dinghies ☹️

      • Well, if Churchill had seen sense and surrendered before invasion then Europe would be free of these cunts once a for all. Uncle Adolf predicted the Arab/Eastern European menace and would have squashed the cunts into the showers.

  6. Good cunting. Fucking Netflix content is fucking piss poor. The documentaries are fucking useless, shallow, shoddy bollocks made for, and written, by 13 year olds. The war documentaries are the worst.

    Meanwhile over on fucking Paramount +, woke has really gone to the furthest extreme. No longer able to bring themselves to make thriller series about serial killers (usually high functioning white blokes), they now make them about their fucking wives. This might be okay if the wife is Rose fucking West but otherwise it is pile of wank. Instead of showing the serial killer stalking his prey while the hard bitten Detective Inspector closes in, we now watch as the serial killer’s missus chooses her fucking library books or knits socks for earthquake victims. Presumably the message is that behind every successful sociopath mass killer there has to be a good woman. Fuck off, telly spoiling cunts.

    • ‘Fucking Netflix content is fucking piss poor. The documentaries are fucking useless, shallow, shoddy bollocks made for, and written, by 13 year olds. The war documentaries are the worst.’

      Spot on. You’d get a deeper understanding from spending 10 minutes skimming a Wikipedia article on the same subject.

  7. It’s a well known fact that all Spitfire pilots were members of the Windrush generation, and the planes flew on Sustainable Aviation Fuel.

  9. These cunts always shoe horn a blek key in.

    Strangely they put persons of colour where they have no right to be yet never seem to bother making documentaries about the many thousands of British Empire troops from Africa and India who served in the Desert War and others..

    Perhaps it’s not controversial enough for the shallow soy cunts.

    World At War is still the best and will never be surpassed so Netflix can get fucked.

  10. If the wokies would have been around in the Second World War, any documentary these days would have been in pristine German. NaziFlix.

  12. Hey kids you don’t want to listen to hamlet or heathcliff narrating a truthful depiction of the second world war.

    Here on nutflix we have finn the token from the shit woke star wars series talking bollocks, and spouting historical inaccuracies..

    All yours from ÂŁ9.99, I did tell you he was in star wars..

  13. Welcome Rumpled Foreskin,

    Netflix was never very appealing to me (I got rid of t from my computer after 6 months, despite it being a gift back in 2018 or so). Seeing what it offers these days, I am pretty sure I haven’t missed much, plus there’s the issue of streaming services cutting ‘offensive’ material from deep controversial series such as Friends (the words of friends – can’t stand the shite).

    John Boyega can rattle off his woke interpretation of the conflict as much as he likes. He won’t get a penny from me.

  14. I’ve come to defend Netflix for their marvellous endless list of foreign language films they have in abundance, besides rarely seen gems for the individual and all for free. But criticise Sly for being robbing bastards and only caters for the masses. I’ve no need to spell it out for you once again what that means.

    • Even though it’s all edited for ‘modern audiences’, and most of it is junk, despite being ‘foreign’..

  15. I don’t have Netflix, or any off that stuff that means I have to speak digital, or whatever.

    I just have bog standard whats on the box TV. Which is rarely even switched on, but I wanted to watch “Every Which Way But Loose”.
    Hang a right, Clyde!

    Fuck me, the adverts. I get it now, I really do.

    • “right turn Clyde”.

      Any film with Clint Eastwood in it is cinematic gold.

      I’m watching Dirty Harry right now.👍

      Any which way but Loose as one of the finest bits of dialogue in any film.

      Clint looks down a alley.
      There stands a lone figure.
      It’s Cholla*
      Leader of the Black Widows MC.

      Cholla ” you Filo Beddo?”

      Clint ” I know you?”

      Cholla ” your gonna .”

      😁 Cool as fuck

      *John Quade who played Cholla worked for NASA and designed stuff that’s still on the lunar surface.

      • I’ve got Netflix.
        It’s wank .
        I don’t watch it.

        Full of foreign shite, Bollywood and low budget woke tripe.

        They have a category of classic films.
        I wanted Treasure of the Sierra Madre.
        Nearest I could find was Mr Bean

      • “When a naked man is chasing a woman through a dark alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he isn’t out collecting for the Red Cross”. Absolute class👍👍.

    • The one good thing about Netflix is that if you don’t like what they are selling you you don’t have to pay for it. Their subscription fee is about half that of the BBC.

      • However, if we got rid of the BBC license fee, think what we’d miss;

        Bargain Hunt
        Cash in the Attic
        Homes under the hammer
        Flog it!
        The Antiques Roadshow
        Pointless
        Climate File
        The highly impartial and informative BBC News (inc. from your area)
        This year’s version of the Attenborough Conjecture and Anthropomorphism Hour set to ridiculously melodramatic music, and boring addendum feature about ‘the making of’.
        ‘Jesus/Julius Caesar/Bobby Charlton were black/White people are cunts’.
        Strictly bum mincing (now with added gayblack)
        Doctor Who (now with added gayblack)
        Literary adaptations that stray so far from the source material they may as well be set on the fucking moon.
        The FemTard review/’culcha’ show with Kirsty Wark and Lauren ‘let’s laugh at garage mechanics’ Laverne.
        EastEnders again, so departed from 21st century East London it may as well set on the moon, with the average viewer now sixty-fucking-five years old.

        All I can say is ….

        Oven.

      • Not forgetting

        Mrs Brown’s Family of retards who can’t act

        Call the Black Midwife

        The Fat Cunt of Dibley

        Jools Holland’s Cuntenanny

        British Bake Off Daki’s Cookery Show

        And Lauren Laverne is a fucking cunt.
        An abject failure as a pop star, in very shit Britpop bottom feeders, Kenickie. And the stage name is nicked from Happy Days/Laverne and Shirley. A totally fake and useless cunt.

  16. I can’t remember but how did the ethnic chaps do at Rorkes Drift , I know they did well at Iswandala but not even the BBC could rewrite Rorkes Drift.

  18. That Boyega cunt from those shitty Disney Star Wars films is off his tits.
    A swivel eyed card carrying BLM loon, hates whites, loves black criminals, and he is the full cartoon caricature Francis Bigger.

  20. Believe it or not there are some excellent documentaries done by independent film makers on Youtube.

    I watched one about D B Cooper which has to be one of my favourite stories.

    • Those ‘Paul is Dead’ ones on Youtube are forensic in their lunacy, but fascinating nonetheless.

  21. Apologies, but Netflix is a real bag of shit.
    So and so got it so we must. sky, it all a bag of shit, bbc still the most expensive repeats, filling tv gaps with comedy from the 70s.
    I can’t really see the point of wasting time money on shit streaming channels.
    Perier pressure.

  22. For those who think Netflix is a bag of shit, could you grammatically explain that in future posts, because the initiated don’t agree.

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