Claudia Winkleman (5)

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(A challenge for the Horn section above if you can reach morning wood over the above pic you are a Porn stud or have overdosed on Viagra. C.A.)

(And no, it’s not Halloween today! – Day Admin)

Is a useless cunt.

Now I don’t watch live telly and haven’t done for several years. Three reasons
1 It’s shite.
2 Won’t pay the beeb a fucking dime.
3 I have the attention span of a fish. So I prefer to watch short videos on YouTube or elsewhere. 2 mins is about long enough for me. Can watch boxing football highlights, music or endless Clunt Eastwood clips of him fucking over the bad guys.

Anyway I was at one of the kids on Saturday evening and strictly come mincing was on and I got to thinking what the fuck is the use of old Claudia finge tits.

As far as I can tell not that much. I think she tries to play the funny one in a duo with the tall blonde one as the straight man/woman. From what I could tell she was about as funny as having diarrhoea on your wedding night.

I think that under all that hair that she may be decent looking, though it’s impossible to tell because you can’t actually see her fucking eyes.

Now a quick look on-line I find that she is paid around £375 K. Not bad for someone who is shit at telling jokes and virtually hides her eyes.

Maybe she is lovely a real nice person? who knows?
What I saw at my kids was that she is stealing money for being not very much indeed and therefore a cunt.

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Nominated by Everyonesacunt.

69 thoughts on “Claudia Winkleman (5)”

  1. I would certainly inseminate her and indeed keep her in my wank bank for future use. Is she funny ? I did not evaluate her fuckability on the merit of humour but on the length of her hair which would keep her mouth firmly connected to my enormous cock, tied in each hand ( like reins you see )
    Does she give me the horn ? Yep.

  2. If I was a nice man I’d give her the benefit of the doubt.

    But I’m not.

    She’s from the same stable as those other talent vacuums Dermot O’Leary and tomahawk nosed ex smackhead Davina mcCall.

    Overexposed, annoying as fuck London based arselickers.

    As for Claudia being a difficult wank,*
    Picture her crying, that mascara running down her face,
    She pleads for mercy!
    She’ll do anything!!!!!

    * You need to be wearing Jackboots and a peaked cap for this.

  3. Marvellous picture admin, looks like she is at a fashion show/awards dressed like a bag lady who’s been in a force 9 gale.

    The spokeswoman for head and shoulders, my I suggest a axe to remove one from other.

  5. This grotesque spends much of her time advertising shampoo. It makes you long for the days when there was just carbolic soap.

  6. I have no idea who this old hag is or what she wants.

    As far as I’m concerned, she can eat shit and die.

  7. She admittedly has good hair.
    Strong, thick,glossy, black hair.

    Bet her pussy is the same?

  8. I can’t recall in which previous cunting it was scientifically established that the Winkleman has a large swastika tattoo on her forehead, beneath that greasy fringe.

    Or maybe that was a fever dream.

    Whatever the case, it is nice to see the Beeb giving an excessive £375k to someone who isn’t black for a change. Even if she isn’t quite white.

      • In a slightly related topic, some cunters may be aware of a forthcoming film called the American Society of Magical Negroes, the protagonist of which joins the society, despite being as black as Meghan Markle, and definitely not a Negro as the Spanish colonist/traders would’ve known them.

  9. She earns a fuckin mint flogging shampoo and hair stuff,and mascara,
    To other simple girls who want to look like startled anorexic pandas.

    If I had hair I’d do the same!

  10. To continue a theme I see developing I think that I would.

    Dressed as Rommel.

    And she’d have to pay me..£374,000.

  11. She looks like something the cat dragged in. Luckily she’s a woman (obviously) if she started to reseed, what would she do ? Believe her forehead is a mile long and she might look like Noddy’s pal Big Ears hidden under that mop. That’s all I know about her thank fuck. Oh, and she’s overpaid.

  12. Cab’t agree with any cunting of the wonderful Claudia. She is marvellous in every way. Maybe there is a pocket version that can live in my pocket. Brilliant, beautiful, fun, fun, fun. Jewish too,

    Happy Twixtmas, one and all.

    • Have seen her in a Pink Panther film and Once Upon A Time in the West – absolutely gorgeous, and her eyes that more or less said “Fuck me now, big boy!”

      Now that’s what you call a sensual woman. Not this flea-bitten old hag we have here

  17. Being Jewish I’m surprised the BBC and the MSM in general give her any airtime, given their alleged Pro-Pally stance.

    • Or dispense with human/horse hybrid Tess Daly and instead pair her with a burka-clad female terrorist.
      Maybe that’s a new pörn catergory…jewish and muzzıe birds lezzing up.
      I’ve always wondered what a muzzıe woman looks like under the costume. Probably pretty hairy, like Bungle from Rainbow.

      (Thomas – you have an uncanny knack of killing my appetite with your disgusting imagery, regardless of time of day – Day Admin)

  18. When everybody sees the light and stops paying the license fee, the beeb should, or ort to, sack all these overpaid cunts and become a second Talking Pictures TV.

    (On the subject of the Licence fee/tax, we do have a nom lined up to go live on that very issue soon – Day Admin)

    • I love Talking Pictures, the channel where you can see Sam Kydd in something every day, Edgar Lustgarten still has his Scotland Yard files open every week, and lovely Margaret Lockwood every week, as well as Elizabeth Sellars and Margaret Leighton in their primes. And no poofters! – or if there were any they were discreet about it and didn’t mince round like Alan Carr

      • Gay sex was illegal in the UK until 1967 so discretion was the rule. Nowadays you’re the perv if you’re not gay, tranny, bi, non-binary etc.

    • Be strong willed Moggie63. Hope your mother wasn’t caterwauling in that dreadful winter of ’63.

  19. Just another example of the bottom less pit of talent less tools earning a fortune from the bbc

  20. She looks like she’s just done a session in Mr Engines dungeon of ‘love’ probably involving a frame, some trusses a chain, clamps and a length of thick black pipe.

    My how her eyes watered…..

    I wonder if she wears stockings 🤔

    • If she does she’d be better off pulling them over her head!

      Might even be able to rob a bank looking like that.

  23. Ms Winklewank is a living example of how the modern BBC thinks.
    Entertainment legend, Sir Bruce Forsyth carks it and a replacement host is urgently needed.
    Bruce was shit at reading an autocue and told crappy jokes, but he new they were crap and didn’t care. And anyway, he was Brucie so no one gave a shit.
    So after poring over their ‘talent’ portfolio, the BBC decide that Claudia Winklewank is the most obvious replacement.
    So we had Brucie who’d been treading the boards and playing to packed auditoriums since he was a kid and now we’ve got some gob on a stick who’s been on radio 2 for a few years.
    It’s the same genius thinking that decided the natural successor to David Vine, David Coleman and Sue Barker should be Paddy McGuiness.
    Fucking gormless cunts.

  25. Am aware of her but never seen her in anything. Assume she does Silly Cunts Mincing or th’X Factor. Am getting the horn though.

  26. She’s managed to become one of the elite presenters. Her ability to jabber away talking pure nonsense is up there with the best.

    The BBC loves these types, they think of some shit budget show, pay a Claudia way too much and there’s another hit (bbc definition) show!

    End the license fee and Claudia and co are going to be a lot poorer with no loss of quality.

    • Imagine her hosting Question Time of old (formerly hosted by no-nonsense Robin Day and David Dimbleby) or Newsnight of old (formerly hosted by heavyweights, Peter Snow and Paxman)

      She wouldn’t have a fucking clue about in-depth questioning or current affairs. All she could do is bore them to death with her constant jibber-jabbering!

      • She can’t even review Hollywood blockbusters without a guide, Film journo Danny Leigh.

  27. I’ve read some of the above comments from our horn section and now I’m worried.
    Personally, I wouldn’t sleep with it if it was growing on my arse, but I seem to be in a minority.
    Does this mean I’m gay or something?

  30. Can’t believe the marvellous, fragrant, Claudia has been cunted 5 times!

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