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An open letter to Steve Coogan.

Dear Steve

I see that you’ve again been using your status as a *cough* ‘celebrity’ as a platform to give us all the benefit of your wit and wisdom.

It’s not all that long ago that you called Brexit supporters (all 17.4 million of us), ‘ignorant and ill-informed’, and we’re truly grateful to you, with your obviously superior knowledge and intellect, for showing us the error of our ways.

Now we’re honoured to receive your staggering political insight into the pitfalls of our constitutional monarchy. You point out that ‘most people who are into the Royal Family are flag-waving people and kind of idiots. I’m just not really keen on that type of people’. Once again, we thank you for your most valuable observations, delivered without a trace of condescension.

On behalf of the IsAC fraternity, and indeed on behalf of the vast majority of the population, I can only reiterate how privileged we are to be granted access to such a progressive mindset as yours. Long may we be regaled by the opinions of you and your fellow luvvies Emma, Stephen, Benedict et al, whether we actually want to or not.

Thanks a bunch, and regards

Ron

PS love the picture of you and your mate Jezza Corbyn. Bless.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

116 thoughts on “Steve Coogan (7)”

  2. Coogan is in the same condescending virtue signaling camp as Gary Lineker. Lineker being the really thick one of the two
    Yes Steve ,It’s very easy to pontificate and give us peasants the benefit of your wisdom when you live in the middle of the sussex countryside and not have to worry about GP waiting lists and not be near any peacefuls you cunt.

  3. Hates the royals but loves big ears waitrose range.

    What a humongous cunt,I hope he chokes on a organic pitted greek Kalamata olive.

  4. This desperate cunt is another celeb Jew baiter. Almost in the same class as Lineker.

    • Wish I was a universally adored genius like Steve.

      Wish I knew I was better than the little people,

      But then I couldn’t be doing with all the cocaine taking ,
      And wondering if the whores I paid had any respect for me.

      Naw, I’ll sit back and suffer my boring life with my wife and family,
      Where I know any money I get I’ve earnt fair and square.

      Wonder if Steve has a healthy family life?

      I used to know his uncle and he was absolute cunt

  5. I never found this cunt amusing.
    The few minutes wasted watching him revealed the usual performing seal audience laughing on cue.
    Far more hilarious is the fact he thinks he is in a position to tell the common man and Royalty we’re all wrong.

    • It’s amazing, isn’t it?

      People who think that because they’re a ‘celebrity’, the rest of us just can’t wait to be informed of their opinions on this, that or the other.
      Never mind being insulted or patronised by them.

      Allow me to return the compliment Steve. You’re a smug, arrogant cunt. Now fuck off.

      Afternoon all.

  6. You’ve got it all wrong.

    Steve Coogan is the most brilliant creation of former Radio Norwich star, Alan Partridge. At the end of his career, running out of money so he could not even afford to pay for board at his beautiful Norwich motel, Patridge came up with the character of Steve Coogan, a ridiculously left wing, woke offensive twat.

    Coogan is Patridge’s most brilliant creation, up there with Barry Humphries’ creations of Sir Les Patterson and Dame Edna Everidge. It save his career.

    Thanks for the laughs Alan. Whoever thought such a ridiculous creature could seem like a real, living person. But you’ve done it.

  7. Typical rich as fuck, lefty luvvie who hates the working class with a passion. Let’s not forget his most biting satire was Paul and Pauline Calf and we all know who they were supposed to represent.
    Let’s also remind ourselves of his recent open letter licking the arse of the murderous Peacefuls and claiming furlough for his gardener and housekeeper during the lockdown. Oh yes Cuntface Coogan knows best and we should all listen to his words of wisdom.
    Why doesn’t he take his money and fuck off somewhere else…….North Korea? Cuba? Venezuela? Even Gaza perhaps? I’m sure he’d be much happier.

  8. I don’t give a monkeys about people’s political views, so long as they make me laugh. He just about makes it. For that reason I’ll let him off. Won’t be watching the Savile routine though. You have to draw the line somewhere.

    • That’s about the strength of it Sammy.

      Coogan’s done some excellent comedy down the years. He’s also a pretty good ‘straight’ actor; his performance as Stan Laurel was excellent.

      What’s put me right off is his gobbing off, calling me and millions of others ‘ignorant and ill-informed’. Attitude of a right up-his-own-arse prick.

      • I think he made the great Stan Laurel woke.
        Bigging up dark personages in that Stan and Ollie film.

        Fucking Forest, eh Ron….

      • He’s also accusing me of your beliefs. The one thing he can’t get rid of, is the first syllable of his last name almost brings him inline with us.

      • It’s the Villa Norman.

        We can’t rid ourselves of this sort of performance. It’s in the blood.

      • I’ll leave you with, that he’s gone down in my estimation and will have to pull off something very good in future.

  9. Some Henry VIII treatment would sort this little shithouse cunt out.

    Or just send the paki loving luvvie to Gaza to do some “fact finding”.

    Finally,full O v e n.

  10. Cuntie Coogan a totally gormless looking prick.
    Fuck off, only the criminally insane take any notice of you.

  11. As the old saying goes Steve. Best keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool rather than open it and remove all doubt .
    Fuck Off !!!

  12. This odious luvvie cunt claims he hates being famous (he won’t even talk to his fans). Yet he likes to suck up all the perks fame gives him. Flash cars. glamour model girlfriends, colombian marching powder, big houses and all that.

    Behaves like a total knob, treats his Mrs like a piece of crap, gorges on coke and strippers. And then throws a massive chimp out when the tabloids rumble him. Coogan’s tantrum over the News of the Screws phone hacking was hilarious. Cunt deserved everything he got.

  13. Not a fan of Coogan, but I am of the opinion that in the 21st century no country needs Kings and Queens, lords / ladies/princes/earls or any throw back to the dark ages….
    That said.
    The thought of the Blair creature or the like as a president also fills me with disgust, but his offspring wouldn’t inherit the job…!

    • What makes you think anybody would vote for a president Blair? it’s an absurd non-argument for keeping the monarchy.

  14. Note it’s not the Royals he really hates, it’s the lumpenproletariat, always a big disappointment to the bourgeois Left. The sort of despicable little people who love their country, who are socially conservative and who, worst of all, vote for Brexit. The sort of riff-raff who wouldn’t know a kumquat from quinoa, who don’t furlough their housekeeper and gardener, and who don’t leap onto the latest bandwagon (Palestine) to demonstrate their right-on political virtue along with Lineker and the rest of the luvvie wankerati.

    In short, the epitome of arrogant, sneering, class prejudice.

  15. Absolutely priceless.

    This fuck is lecturing us riff-raff on morals, yet he has just been on our screens as Britain’s most prolific and notorious pee dough vile, so he can bag a BAFTA.

    What a cunt.

    • vote tactically is negative voting.

      I will never sink to such a cynical hopeless state.

  17. As it happens guys & Gals our Steve has allegedly been a bit of a randy old goat , i wonder if his past conquests will come and haunt him just like his pussy loving colleague Russell Brand.
    Keep saving that hush money Steve 💪💪💪

    • As I’ve just taken up playing the organ, I was looking at the Python “Blackmail” sketch for appropriate clothing for organists…
      Kope Coogan gets taken to the cleaners by Moscow Road Penny.

  18. I watched Coogans Savile thing and he didn’t do a bad job.
    He’s a cunt for taking it on though, because it didn’t portray the BBC’s complicity in anything like enough detail and didn’t include anything about the Newsnight coverup.
    He claimed it got to the truth, although it patently didn’t.
    Not going to bite the hand that feeds him though is he?
    In which case, he’s the last person you’d want advice from.

      • Oddly enough Ron, it was made by ITV studios.
        They certainly weren’t going to rake up too much mud. They’ve probably got their own cupboard full of skeletons.

  19. Can’t believe this unfunny cunt ever gets any air time,, he is just a cunt with nothing to be interested in, did I mention this fucker is about as funny as a VAT inspection, honestly Steve fuck off, no one cares…

  20. He is another one of these celebrity twats who have got a bug up their arse about phone hacking. They don’t mind using the press to promote their latest film or TV show and are under the illusion that the man in the street gives a donkeys shit about their drug habit or who they are shagging that week.

    I feel sorry for the journalist who had to sit through the tapes of Coogan’s revelations.

    News of the World exclusive – ‘Steve Coogan – Officially a Cunt!’.

    A righteous cunting Ron.

  21. I like Alan Partridge.
    I liked Saxondale.

    I loved Paul Calf .
    He was a Jesus figure to me.

    But Coogan is a pompous, smarmy cunt.
    Who cares what the awful cunts opinion is ?
    On anything!

    Any money this cunt gets outed for his bad behaviour in the past.

    Can’t wait!!

  22. Fuck me do these self important ego maniacs never shut the fuck up, when I’m dictator in chief every last one of these gobby celebrity know alls is going up against the wall, they’ve got more chops than a butcher and less brains than a bin bag.

  24. Always been a fan of Alan Partridge.

    Not as keen on any of his other stuff though.

    It does taint it now because I know what the real person is like behind the mask.

    Coogan is an example of somebody who really should just keep their mouth shut, their opinions to themselves, concentrate on their work and enjoy the rewards. In private.

    Coogan is also a cunt.

    • Partridge had one good series in him, the first series of I’m Alan Partridge.

      Other than that it’s just not that funny. You can go back and watch the real thing in Richard Madeley.

  25. What an absolute cretinous cunt he really is. I suppose he would prefer us all to be Libtard, EU flag waving, blick apologising, muzzi pandering, jew hating, self righteous commie cunts like him. What a cunt.

  26. He is without doubt a talentless annoying cunt of the highest order. On Brexit he showed his inner to cunt to the full. However when it comes to flag waving cunts coughing up my hard earned to keep the Saxe-Coburg royals in a clover, he’s absolutely fucking right. Fucking leeches to a man, especially Charlie, the thick cunt. The French got this one right.

  30. Fuck me, what do you expect?
    Coogan’s an arch Labour luvvie, has been for years!
    Actors should keep their fucking traps shut about political matters if they want to retain their wider audience.
    Coogan and his ilk would be wise to take a leaf out of Ricky Gervais’s book.
    Too late for Coogan, obviously.
    Complete CUNT.

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