Peter ” Petie” Mandelson (8)

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Oh what a gay day!.. Time I think to offer duckie congratulations to the darling of the Champagne Socialists, and to Mr. Reinaldo Avila da Silva in particular for finally making an honest woman of Mrs daSilva.

Belfast Telegraph

You might think that this late entry into matrimony might signal the end of the slimy buggers political career, but don’t you believe it – prominent at the wedding was Anthony Blair, who can never resist a free piss-up,and of course both he and the blushing bride are great friends of the Blair wannabe Starmer. Ominous that both have clambered back into the limelight at the time when Starmer looks a show-in for the big job.

Meanwhile, I am sure they re enjoying a really bona honeymoon, inspecting each others rings, with the honeymoon suite smelling of roses, KY Jelly and hemorrhoidal ointment. What a pity it wasn’t a summer wedding during the cricket season and young (51) Reinaldo could have taken his pensioner wife up the Oval.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

49 thoughts on “Peter ” Petie” Mandelson (8)”

  3. Well, colour me pink!

    What a shock and well worth headline news.

    Not that there’s anything else worth reporting, these days.

  4. Mandy what a complete cunt I wonder if Tony Blair was best man ?
    If you think you’ve seen the last of this slimy bastard think again he will be back soon as Labour get back into power sticking his nose in along with Blair and all the usual suspects
    New Labour New danger think twice before you vote for these flip flop socialists 👎👎

    • Tony Blair as Best Man and Keir Starmer as the Bridesmaid.

      This is symbolic of New Labour. The liar and the fairy…hand in hand leading us all into the Brave New One World Order of Progressive Utopia.

  6. No problem for me if Peter Mandelson wants to marry another man. I have nothing against gays, as long as they don’t molest me, and they should be free to do whatever they want to do. Mandelson is not a cunt for being gay. He’s a cunt for his role in the Blair Witch Project, the one that set this country heading towards the plughole.

  7. mandy for Gaza or kabul or london.

    it’s all the same shit-hole where that cunt gets his throat cut
    Good riddance..

  8. I never liked the Prince of Darkness moniker. Gives him far too much allure. More like the revolting, creepy lisping old quare of Old London Town.

    Prince of Darkness?
    Rinsed old Carcass.

  9. May a thousand spelks from the table leg ream the ring and perf the bowel as it enters the enchanted chasm that is Mandy’s arse

    • Half a minute…Miserable’s been absent for 2 days now….
      and Cunt Engine hasn’t been on for a while either…….

      • The format of the site has changed, and Mis was not at all happy.
        He seemed most upset that the switch to laptop from mobile function wasn’t there.
        I dunno what Mis used it for, but I used it to read older posts, which is readily available in the current format.
        Perhaps he used it to communicate with the Dark Lord, I really couldn’t say.
        I do hope the dear boy overcomes his phobia, and embraces the new, as do I.

        Was that creepy enough, Admin?

  11. Ooh I do love a wedding. Bride Peter looked ravishing in her off-the-shoulder bridal gown, satin with embroidered lace, while her underwear was inspired by Tim Curry in the Rocky Horror Picture Show (lucky ducky hubby).

    The great and the good of the Labour Party were all there. Ange beat her previous record and managed five doggy style, two anals, two cowgirls, a reverse cowgirl, three blowjobs and a handjob, the latter performed on David Blunkett’s guide dog.

    Then when Peter did the traditional bride thing of throwing the bouquet over her head, who should catch it but none other than Susie Izzard. Who’s going to be the lucky fella and wed the delightful Susie I wonder? Stay tuned.

  12. I do wish all these old dinosaurs like Blair, Mandelson, Major, Tarzan, Hunchback etc. would all fuck off and die from the public eye!

    They’ve got nothing to say of note, but they linger around like a bad fart. They just can’t help themselves for doing or saying something controversial in order to stay in the public eye and stay relevant.

    Bollocks to all of them.

  13. So Randy Mandy finally makes an honest man out of his disgusting Brazilian rent boy. What a charming modern love story.
    Let’s hope he’s written the bum boy into his will…….old Mandy might meet with an accident very soon. Choking on his foie gras for example.

  16. Personally I was hoping his Lordship was going to marry Suzy Izzard. It would have been like a royal wedding among the champagne socialists. The BBC would have loved it.

  19. Off topic, this is for Admin.
    Is this a new interface or has something gone wrong with the CSS style sheets for mobile phones?

  23. In Mod for what Admin?
    “Shiny happy people holes held open with hands” as a tribute song of the New Witch era that was PC fk wit knts that infected every facet of society

    • I think a few jumped ship cause they cant blame Fiddler for leading them astray anymore.
      It is with a heavy heart, that I say
      this new format has implications, far more reaching than one can imagine.
      Lockdowners has paid a visit and just to survive a new format must by abide.

      “This is the End
      My only Friend
      The End”

      I talk to myself when pissed

    • I couldn’t stand R.E.M.
      Byrds/Burrittos impressions with that whiny poofter Stipe caterwalling.

      Shiny Happy People is a musical crime.

      • Thats it Norman exactly, a crime was committed and sung out loud the day that
        The Witch Project got orifice.
        Bunch of Quares everywhere since

      • And that other awful song, Mecuntry.

        D:Ream’s Things Can Only Get Better blaring out (pun intended) everywhere.🙄

        That’s when the UK General Election got Americanised.
        Fleetwood Mac as a soundtrack for Bill Clinton is expected from that lot. But a ‘theme tune’for a British PM and especially Satan Blair? Like him, it was tasteless and vulgar.

  24. OT: The Mrs asked me to watch some series call The Handmaiden’s Tale. So, I did.

    What a load of bollocks.

    Classic modern US TV crap. More than a sprinkling of woke, dykes, and misandry.
    And there’s a Kate Bush song in it. That trick has already been done (in the just as shit Stranger Things), but now every ‘edgy’ US TV series will be doing it.

    But seriously, what a load of absolute crap.☹

  25. OT 2: That remix of the Beatles Blue Album is fucking cack.

    I Am The Walrus has been turned into a turd. Old Brown Shoe is now Old Brown Shit, and Hey Bulldog (one of their best) has been monumentally shat on.

    If that cunt Giles Martin hears a rumbling noise tonight, it will be his late great father. Turning in his grave.

      • ‘Old Brown Shoe’ was a great b-side and a veritable masterpiece compared to that ‘Now and Then’ shite.

  26. I still want to know which of the pair plays the wife…… Mandy on his back saying to the husband: this ceiling need a new coat of pink paint, duckie

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